Crazy trouble with love

Dee Dee and Terry

Series: Batman Beyond

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It's a dark stormy night in the futuristic city of Gotham, when a siren goes off in a laboratory.

"Delia! I said be careful." frowned Deidre as she worked on the lock to a cabinet.

"Look who's talking!" Snapped Delia as she worked on her own cabinet.

"You said you cut the alarms off before we got here!" shouted Deidre.

"No, you were suppose to cut the alarms!" She shouted back.

"Just get that damn thing open and lets go!" Deidre went back to her cabinet and heard a click before grinning. "Yes, it's open!" She said as her sister opened her own cabinet.

Both reached in and pulled out some red containers before turning and running to the exit.

"Yes! We're home free!" Deidre shouted as they got close to the exit. That's when a pair of bolos shot out and wrapped around their legs, tying them together and making them trip. "Shit!" They both yelled as they fell, spilling the containers as they fell.

"Don't you know you two have a curfew?" spoke Batman on the ceiling.

"Shut up!" they shouted as they tried to stand up, only to fall forward into the contents of the containers they just spilled.

Batman dropped down as the girls worked on getting the bolos off while the content dripped from their skin. "You know how this goes, we fight, I kick your asses and you go to jail, so just give up." he said as he got closer.

"I got a better idea." growled Deidre before groaning as the fumes from the chemical floated into both the girl's noses. They began to sway and their eyes glazed over.

"Hey, what's wrong?" he asked since this wasn't their usual behavior.

They both looked at him simultaneously and grinned seductively. They got the bolos off and stood up before walking towards him.

He got into a fighting stance and tried to ignore their swaying hips.

Both glanced at the other with grins before running at him.

He jumped back only to trip on an empty container that had been left out. He fell back and groaned from the landing before grunting as the two girls jumped on top of him.

"Hey B-man, let's see what you look like underneath that mask." Deidre said as she reached for his mask.

He activated the jets in his boots and flew out from under them and got back on his feet while the two girls pouted and stood back up. "Sorry, but the mask stays. Bruce, what do I do?" He asked his mentor through the comlink.

"Knock them out and check out the chemical that was spilled." spoke Bruce. "It must be affecting their rational thinking."

"Right." said Terry as he landed back on the ground. He pulled out a few gas pellets and chucked them at the twins.

They tried to duck but were hit by the pellets. They exploded and engulfed the girls in a cloud of knockout gas. They coughed for a few seconds before falling unconscious.

Terry walked over and picked both up under his arms. "Should I bring them with me and could you send me a ride? It's hard to fly like this." He said.

"Make sure they're blindfolded and don't use real names or the location. I'll send the Batmobile and pilot it from here."

"Can that hunk of junk still work?" Terry asked.

"Trust me, years of upgrading can do wonders." spoke Bruce hitting a button before the new Batmobile started hovering from its spot and flew out through the hangar doors. "It's on its way."

"Alright." said Terry as he propped the two girls against the wall. "So how long? I take it traffics not too kind at this time of night."

"It should be there in ten minutes, don't let them get away if they wake up." he said before turning off the communications.

'If that things still driving, it'll be a miracle if it doesn't break down.' thought Terry looking at the girls. "I wonder what that chemical was." he said to himself.

He looked at the mess and walked over to it. 'I better take a sample to examine in the batcave.' he thought as he brought out a test tube from his belt. He bent down and let some fill the tube before capping it and putting it away just as he heard groaning from the girls.

'Shit they're awake.' he thought as they rubbed their heads and blinked.

"Hey, what's the big idea B-man?" spoke Deidre.

"Yeah B-man, we just wanna spend some time with you." said Delia.

"And maybe have some close fun~"

Terry gulped and said. "As much fun as that sounds, I have other plans."

"Aw, like what?" asked Deidre with a pout.

Terry thought for a second before saying. "I'm going to take you to a special place, and it's a surprise so you'll have to be blindfolded."

"Ooh! I think I know where this is going." winked Delia.

"We'll put on the blindfolds in exchange for something first." Deidre said with a grin.

'Oh great.' he thought before sighing. "What is it?"

"I'd like a kiss from ya B-man." she said with a smirk as she walked over towards him.

"Same here." grinned Delia walking towards him with a wink.

Terry gulped and said. "Uh, what about a firm handshake instead?"

"Nope! Pucker up or we don't listen." smirked Delia.

He tried to back up some more before hitting his wall. Both twins put their hands on either side of him with smirks. "So what's it gonna be?"

"How about a hug?" He said weakly.

"Wrong." Deidre grabbed the bottom of the mask and slid it over to where his lips were revealed and leaned in.

Terry froze as her lips met his, before her sister pulled her away.

"My turn!" Delia grabbed his cheeks and crashed her lips against his with a moan.

Just then the bat mobile made its entrance.

"Wow, nice ride." commented Deidre as Delia pulled away from Terry's lips.

"Yep, now blindfolds on!" Said the flustered batman.

"And where are they?" deadpanned Delia.

"In the batmobile." he said as he led them to the flying mobile. He reached in and pulled out the clothes and held them out to the girls. "If you put them on, you won't be sorry." he said as they snatched the blindfolds.

"Who knew B-man was kinky." teased Deidre as they covered their eyes.

"The safe words harder." Delia said with a grin as she put the cloth on as well.

Terry blushed before climbing in and saw there was only seat. "Shit." he said as Dee Dee took off their blindfolds to see what was wrong.

"Hey, there's only one seat." frowned Delia.

"Now what B-man?" Deidre asked.

"Um, well..."

"Wait, idea." grinned Delia.

"What is it?" Asked Terry dreading the answer.

"We can sit on your lap."

"Both of you? But...but...fine." he said not seeing any other way of getting them to the batcave. "Just put your blindfolds back on."

"Ok B-man" they said as they put their blindfolds back on. They carefully jumped in and sat on Terry's lap as the hatch shut and he found out just how cramped it was.

'Man am I glad Bruce is flying this thing back and not me.' he thought as the batmobile took off.

"Ow! Delia! Get your elbow out of my face!"

"Get your face out of my elbow!"

Both girls growled while pushing the other with Terry groaning under his breath.

"I hope we get there soon." he said under his breath.

"Hey B-man, think we can drop her out?" asked Deidre in Terry's ear. "Give us some alone time~"

"You don't want her, B-man, she won't last long, with me we'll go long into the night." Delia whispered in the other ear.

He groaned as the Batmobile entered the hangar. Once the batmobile stopped and the hatch opened he said. "We're here, you can get out now."

The two girls reached around and slowly got out while tripping over the edge and landing on the ground.

"Can we take our blindfolds off now?" Delia asked.

"No, keep them on."

Delia felt around until she found Terry then clung to his arm then said. "Ok, lead the way B-man."

Deidre managed to grab his other and lead them to where the computer was with Bruce watching from the chair.

"It's like looking at two Harley's." he said to Terry.

"Huh? Hey B-man, who said that?" Deidre looked around for the voice.

"My name is Alfred, welcome to the batcave." Bruce said.

"What's going on here?" frowned Delia.

"We have to do a few tests, you spilled some sort of chemical on you and we have to find out what it did to you." he said seriously. "Batman, did you get a sample?"

"Yes, I did." he said as he handed Bruce the test tube.

Bruce poured some of it into a dish and slid it under a microscope as he looked over it. "I recognize some of this, it's like Joker's old laughing gas, but different. I bet someone tried to recreate it but messed up somewhere In the process, so it's not lethal."

"That's a relief." sighed Terry. "But why did it change them like this?"

"I'm not quite sure yet, but what I do know is that some idiot put pheromones in this, thus explaining the two ladies hanging onto you like a teddy bear."

"Come on B-man, let's get out of here and find some privacy." spoke Delia tugging on Terry's arm.

"Yeah, let's go wild." Deirdre added as she pulled on his arm as well.

"Any thoughts?" Terry whispered to Bruce.

"Yes, I have lots of experience with romance, that's why I live alone with my dog." Bruce replied sarcastically.

Said dog walked over and growled at seeing the girls before he started barking.

"What's that?! Protect me B-man!" Delia shouted as she held onto Terry harder.

"Eep!" cried Deidre while latching onto Terry's back.

"Guess they're afraid of dogs." said Bruce as he called over his dog.

"Relax you two." Terry got out while trying to get Deidre not to squeeze his neck.

"Save us!" They shouted as they squeezed even tighter.

Terry stumbled while Bruce shook his head.

"They can take on batman without fear but get scared by a dog, go upstairs boy." he said as the dog walked away from the group.

"Got it." he wheezed out as he tried walking to the stairs while the girls held on.

"Is it gone? Is it following us?" Delia fearfully asked as she held onto Terry.

"No, but just hang on."

"Where are we going?" Deidre asked as she held onto his neck and back.

"Just keep the blindfolds on." he replied reaching the top and leaving the cave before walking to the couch in the room. "You can let go now."

"Ok." they said as they reluctantly let go of him. They took them off and were amazed by their surroundings.

"Wow, nice place."

"Wouldn't mind staying here."

"Look, until...Alfred, can fix you two, you'll have to stick around here, but don't go outside. It shouldn't be long, so make yourselves at home."

"Well, if we're going to make ourselves at home." Delia said with a grin as she looked at terry.

'Oh no.' thought Terry seeing the look in their eyes. With that thought they both jumped at him. He landed on the floor with both taking their wigs off.

When they took their wigs off long blond hair cascaded down till it reached the small of their backs.

"We'll be right back. Where's the restroom?" asked Delia.

"Uh, first door to the right." he said as they got off him.

"Don't go nowhere." winked Deidre as they walked to get the makeup cleaned off.

"I wonder if I took off my costume they would just go around trying to find Batman." Terry wondered aloud. 'But then they might be tempted to go out and look for him. If they see the mansion they'll know Bruce is connected and might start telling people.'

"Oh B-man." he heard one of the Dee Dee's say behind him.

He turned and his eyes widened. Apparently the girls had taken off more than just their makeup. They were bare nude without their revealing clothes with their long hair going down their backs with seductive smirks on their faces.

"Let's have some fun B-man." Delia said walked towards Terry.

"So drop the pants." purred Deidre.

"H-hey, let's talk about this, you both aren't in your right mind." he said as he got off the couch.

"Oh we are, and the only thing on our mind is having fun, you with." grinned Deidre before lunging and tackling him back on the couch and on his lap.

"Yeah, we can work out the details later." said Delia as she wrapped her arms around his neck from behind. "So what say we lose the suit and get down and dirty?"

"Wait, won't you regret this once you're back to normal?" He asked.

"Nope~" they sang before Deidre grabbed the bottom of his mask.

Just then ace decided to make an entrance in the room. "Arf arf arf!" he barked with a growl.

The girls froze for a moment before screaming and jumping on top of Terry.

Ace came closer with the twins squeezing Terry's head in between their chests.

"Save us!" Delia shouted as she hugged him tighter.

"Does it have rabies?!" cried Deidre in fear.

"What's with you girls and dogs!" He asked as he tried not to get a nosebleed as their breasts pressed against his face.

"A pack of dogs chased us up a tree when we were kids, now keep it away!" spoke Delia wrapping her legs around Terry in fear.

"Ace, shoo, come on." Terry said to the dog.

It made another growl before turning and walking out of the room.

The girls continued to hold onto terry till Delia asked. "Is it gone?"

"Yeah he's gone."

The twins sighed as they let go of Terry.

"Sorry, but I think it killed my mood."

"It's not worth having fun if you risk getting eaten by that giant dog."

"I don't think he'd do that." remarked Terry.

"Regardless, I would rather you had your fun elsewhere." said Bruce behind them.

"AH!" they all jumped up with the girls trying to cover themselves.

"Geez, we need to get a bell for you or something!" Shouted Terry as he tried to help the girls cover themselves.

"Not my fault they can't keep their clothes on." he replied with a raised eyebrow.

The girls quickly ran back to the bathroom to retrieve their clothes while Terry asked. "So what's the news on the chemical, is it permanent?"

"Well that's the thing. It's starting to slowly work itself into their DNA, meaning the chances of getting it out of them would cause more harm than you can imagine."

Terry sighed and said. "So what do we do?"

"Well, if they're going to keep going after you, maybe you can use this." suggested Bruce. "I'm not saying manipulate them, but maybe you can get through to them that their choice as Jokerz is a bad one."

"And do what? Make them Robins?" Terry asked frantically as the girls came back.

"You'll come up with something." replied Bruce before walking out of the room.

"So, B-man, what were you and the old guy talking about?" Delia asked curiously.

"Girls, I have a suggestion. You two stop being Jokerz."

Both girls just looked at him and asked. "Why?"

"Well, tell me, what sound better. Living a normal life and following your dreams, or get in trouble and end up locked up every single time?"

They thought for a second before saying. "But we want to be with you and you'll only show up if we commit a crime."

'Right.' he thought with a sigh. "Well, don't you two go to school?"

"School? Why would we go to school?"

"Yeah, boring." Delia rolled her eyes.

"What if I told you I went to school?" He said, thinking that giving away that little bit of info wouldn't hurt.

"Well you do look around our age." remarked Delia. "If you were the real one, you'd probably be way old."

"Yeah, so what school do you go to?" Deidre asked.

"Hamilton Hill High School."

"Alright, we'll go to school if it means we get to see you." she said with a grin.

"But, you have to take the mask off. Otherwise we won't know who you are." spoke up Delia.

"But then I risk the chance of you exposing my secret identity!" He shouted.

"Hmm, I got an idea." grinned Deidre deviously. "We'll agree to this deal, but you have to put something on the line if we figure out who you are."

"Ok, what do you suggest?" He asked nervously.

"When we find out what's under that mask, you gotta take us out on a rockin time."

"Ok, what do you mean by rockin?" He said.

"She means a date where we all rock the bed." smirked Delia.

"I don't know about the bed part, but I'll take your bet." he said.

"Good, then we'll see you at school." they grinned before walking over and kissing both his cheeks. "See ya B-man~"

Terry blushed and stammered. "See you at school." before Bruce came back up.

"One more thing." the old man rolled a small pellet near the girl's feets before releasing knock out gas just as Bruce pulled Terry away from it.

Terry watched as the girls fell unconscious to the floor in a heep.

"I looked up their address and downloaded it into the batmobile. Oh, and when you meet their grandmother, tell her it's been awhile."

"Ok." said Terry, not knowing who their grandmother was. He lugged them back down to the batmobile and made sure they were blindfolded before taking off. By the time he got their address they began to stir.

"Ooh, what happened?" spoke Delia.

"Alfred knocked you out in here to drop you off at your grandmothers," he said as their faces turned pale.

"Oh no, get us out of here!" spoke Deidre trying to find the button to start the vehicle.

"Why? It's just your grandmother" he said as he watched them frantically try to escape the batmobile. "Let's go." said Terry as he helped the girls out of the batmobile.

Both gulped before he walked over and knocked on the door to the apartment.

"What is it? Who's knocking?" They heard a voice yell from inside the apartment.

"I was told this is where Deidre and Delia Dennis live here ma'am." he called back.

"Yeah, what's it to ya?" She asked through the door.

"Just came to drop them off. Also, Batman says it's been a while."

The door opened and she grabbed her granddaughters and said. "Thanks for dropping them off junior."

"Bye B-man." called the girls as the door shut.