Crazy trouble with love
Salem and Jaune
Series: RWBY
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-Beacon hallways-
Every single person at Beacon felt today was off. Whenever they saw a certain blonde haired male, they would rub their eyes and wonder if this was real or a dream.
Walking down the hall was Jaune Arc with a girl hanging off his arm. She had long white hair that went in three braids down her back with a black tube top that showed her belly with matching pants that hugged her legs as her high heels clicked against the floor.
And if that wasn't shocking enough for them, she was literally nuzzling him like a, dare they think it, lover.
Something that really threw Team RWBY and JNPR for a loop.
"What the hell?"
"Wow."
"Am I dreaming Ren?"
"I don't think so."
"Ok…this is weird."
"Really strange an, Arc of a tail!" joked Yang.
"Hey guys." smiled Jaune. "I'd like you to meet someone special to me."
"Besides your best friend?" Ruby sighed with a mock pout.
"You know what I mean."
"Oh." She blushed in embarrassment.
"So who's the girl?" Nora asked. "Is she your cousin?"
"No, this is my girlfriend." he blushed.
"Wait, you have a girlfriend? Why are we just hearing about this now?" asked Pyrrha.
"Because." The girl said with a chuckle. "Little Jaune here was shy about letting his friends see me." She grinned. "Are you jealous?"
Pyrrha bristled with anger while frowning at the girl who looked smug. "No, I'm happy for my friend, but I think he would have wanted to tell us as soon as possible. And what's your name exactly?"
"Oh right where are my manners." She said. "The names Yin, Yin Grimoire."
"Well I'm Pyrrha Nikos," she gestured to Nora and Ren. "And these are our friends Nora and Ren."
"Ah! Jaune told me all about you two." Yin smiled at Ren and Nora. "So when's the wedding?"
"Wedding?" spoke Ren in confusion.
"Aren't you two lovers?" Yin asked with confusion. "Jaune told me that you were a couple."
Both turned to Jaune who chuckled sheepishly. "I kind of said you two were childhood friends, and she figured you two were together."
She grinned before noticing Ruby and Weiss. "So are you the power couple of this school?"
"WHAT!" they both exclaimed with blushes.
"Or was it you two?" Yin pointed to Yang and Blake with a chuckle that spoke 'teasing'. "Either way I approve of your relationships."
"We're not in one." spoke Blake with a frown.
Yin then brought out the new edition of Ninja's in love out of her pocket. "Want to read it? I just finished this."
Blake blushed as the teens looked at her. "Um, I-I don't read that stuff."
"Really? But Jaune said a girl in black called Blake liked this series."
Again Jaune looked sheepishly and embarrassed.
Seeing all the looks made Blake nervous. "Uh….oh look at the time, I have to go see my dentist, bye!" she turn and ran off.
"...ok now I know she likes them." Spoke Yin, Nora, Ruby and Yang in unison as Blake came back and grabbed the book from Yin's hands before speeding away.
"So where do you live? I've never seen you around here." asked Weiss.
"From Atlas. And I'm new here." Yin said before looking her over. "Yep. A serious person with a nact for Dust."
"Well I am from the Schnee family." smiled Weiss with pride. "So it's no surprise I have knowledge on various forms of Dust."
"Even the effects of a composition of Fire and Ice Dust in a small container?" Yin asked.
"Of course."
"Then tell us." Nora grinned.
"It's simple. When two Dusts of the opposite type are mixed together, it can create a rejection of power that can be small or large, depending on which ones and how much is used."
"True." Yin smiled before turning to Jaune. "Jaune, let's head to class ok?"
"Sounds good." he smiled before Ruby held up her hand. "What is it?"
"Wait, is she moving here and going to classes? Or is she a transfer student?"
"I'm moving here of course." Yin chuckled. "And maybe I can show you some good recipies for some sugar cookies?"
Ruby turned to Jaune. "I like her already."
"Thanks." Jaune chuckled as Yin looked at Yang with a curious expression.
"Mmmm. Strong willed and loves her hair as much as I do." She smiled before placing an arm to Yang's shoulder. "I think we are going to be great friends, you and me."
"Uh, thanks." replied Yang.
"Wait, if you're going to this school, where's your weapon?" asked Pyrrha.
Yin looked at her with a grin before flicking the redhead's forehead. "If I showed you right now, it would ruin the surprise. Silly magnet girl." She then turned to Nora. "Please keep her from annoying Jaune, from what he told me she is kind of...clingy."
Their eyes widened with Pyrrha looking hurt at Jaune who looked away with guilt before Yin dragged him to class as they all departed for class.
"Wow." Ruby said while looking at Pyrrha. "Never knew you were so possessive."
"And here I thought you were just friends." Ren sighed with disappointment mixed with a long deep sigh.
Pyrrha looked away before heading off to class herself.
"Well that was a negative attraction right now." Yang joked trying to lighten the mood. Only to realize everyone had left already for class.
-hours later, training hall-
"Class, it's time to set up the practice matches to make sure you're all in top shape." spoke Glynda to the class.
Each one was called out at random before Glynda called out. "Cardin Winchester and Yin Grimoire."
"Wish me luck." smiled Yin kissing Jaune's cheek before heading onto the stage. Only to frown at Cardin. "Looks like the armored idiot that Jaune talked about lives up to his representation as an armored brute."
"Well looks like Jaune's girlfriend has a bite to her. How'd you get with a dork like that anyway?"
"Oh just asking him." She glared. "And he's not a dork, that job description fits you best Cardbitch."
He frowned while Glynda displayed their aura levels above.
"Ready? Begin!"
Yin just stood there as Cardin charged at her. Only to be parried by a long cloth like shield that surrounded her like some sort of snake. "Nice try. But you can't hit me when Medusa is protecting me."
"Woah, where'd that come from?" whispered Ruby.
"It's her Semblance." Jaune chuckled in embarrassment. "Yin can control shadows like they were an extension of herself."
"Sounds like she doesn't use a weapon and uses that mainly to fight. Just like Glynda." spoke Blake.
"Oh by the way Cardinbitch." Yin grinned as the snake opened its mouth as a long dark green katana was pulled out by a shadow, it's blade coated with a dark red substance that ate away the floor. "Meet Armageddon. My personal favorite weapon."
"Jaune, where did you meet her anyway?" asked Pyrrha feeling creeped out by the blade.
Jaune chuckled. "Just at a Ninja in Love convention that my aunt forced me to attend."
Cardin gulped at the blade as Yin walked towards him slowly with a smirk.
"Aw. Not so tough now are we." She grinned as the blade was dragged across the floor, its venom creating a long line. "Now here's my suggestion. Option A. You forfeit. Option B. You fight me and lose an arm and a leg. Or Option C. Faint like the coward you are."
Cardin frowned and mustered up his pride before charging at her.
Yin sighed before raising her sword up and slashing the mace to pieces while also causing Cardin's armor to melt slightly. "You're lucky this is a spar, for if this was real I would have sent you to the afterlife before you could even raise that mace of yours."
"Yin is the winner." spoke Glynda. "And please Miss Grimoire, try to keep from causing damage to the stage with your blade."
"Will try," Yin said as the snake ate the sword and vanished into the shadows. "And Glynda, please tell Cardin to stop teasing miss Velvet, Jaune has been worried about her since day one about that."
"I'll keep that in mind, but you will address me as Professor Goodwitch while attending this school."
"Yes Professor Goodwitch." She said while walking off the stage and kissed Jaune on the cheek. "Did you see? I won and it was all for you, Jaune!"
"Thanks." he smiled while hugging her as she laid her head on his chest.
Yin then noticed Blake's shocked face. "Did you tell them about the convention by chance Jaune?"
"Yeah."
"Oh dear." She chuckled before beckoning Blake over. "If you are nice towards both of us, there will be a VIP ticket with your name on it for the next convention."
Blake's eyes filled with hope and nodded.
"And to sweeten the deal, Jaune's aunt, Miss Amelia Arc will personally sign all your books." She smiled.
Blake looked ready to jump for joy before focusing as they resumed practice matches.
-after classes, JNPR's room-
Pyrrha sat on her bed while Jaune and Yin sat together on Jaune's bed. But not before glancing from time to time at Yin with annoyance.
"I think that Grimm are kind of cute when they are young." Yin spoke up while ignoring Pyrrha's glances. "Not many take the time to see what they're like when they're first born."
"And how do you know?" Nora asked while hugging Ren tight against her side. "Do you have a pet Grimm?"
"No, but in my youth I did tend to watch them but not get too close."
"Oh…..what did your mother say about that?"
Yin looked a little uncomfortable. "...she died when I was a newborn…"
All of them went silent while Jaune rubbed her head.
"Thank's Jaune." She smiled before doing something that made Pyhrra really mad. She kissed Jaune on the lips in front of them.
"Aw." spoke Nora with a smile before pulling a camera out and taking a picture of it. "This is definitely going to be a moment in the Yin Arc Ship scrapbook."
"What?" Ren asked confused at his childhood friends idea. "Yin Arc Ship? Is it another one of your pairings?"
"Yup!"
He groaned. "Not again." 'At least it wasn't as bad as Goodwitchpin or Red Emerald.'
That's when they heard a knock at the door.
"I wonder who that would be?" Jaune said before opening the door. "Oh, hi Professor Goodwitch."
Said woman nodded. "Hello Mister Arc. May I come in?"
Jaune stepped aside as the woman walked inside. "Good, you're all here. Considering Miss Grimoire will be attending Beacon, it's been decided she will be placed on your team."
"Thank you Professor." Yin smiled while bowing politely. "Tell Ozpin I said my thanks for allowing me to attend with my boyfriend."
"Professor!" Pyhrra called out. "There must be some mistake!"
"Oh? Why do you say that Miss Nikos?"
"We are already a four man team." She said while glaring at Yin, who was busy whistling a tune.
"While that is true, there are times when a team can get a new member due to an unequal student amount or new students."
"But-"
"Cool yourself magnet girl." Yin sighed. "It's not like I'm trying to end the world. I'm just staying with Jaune. Or is it that you like Jaune?"
"T-That's not what we're talking about! Ever since you showed your Semblance and weapon, I've felt nothing but a bad vibe coming from you."
"How rude." She frowned. "Saying that I have a bad vibe just because of my powers and weapon, keep this up and you might be like those White Fang members, all prejudice against humanity."
That got them all quiet as both girls stared the other down.
"Ahem." Glynda said getting their attention. "If there's a problem then you're free to talk to Ozpin, but until then, this team will be known as Team JNPRY."
"Thank you professor." Yin smiled before grinning at Pyrrha. "Looks like I'm your new roommate magnet girl."
"Yay! This calls for a celebration!" cheered Nora.
"No pancake fights." Ren said sternly. "Especially after you hit our leader with a pancake the size of your hammer."
"Please don't remind me, I had to clean syrup out of my hair for a week." sighed Jaune.
Yin chuckled at that. "You must have had a sweet time Jaune."
"Please don't take any joke advice from Yang." Nora whispered. "She's bad at them."
"Like you and pancakes?" She whispered back. "If that's the case, maybe I should ask Yang about joke classes with her?"
"Hey! I'm great with them." huffed Nora with her arms crossed.
"Even after Jaune told me you ate one hundred pancakes in a single day due to a dare from Ren?"
"I was out of practice!" she defended herself. "Any other day I could eat double that."
"Jaune told me that too, and the record of pancakes you hold right now is…." She started to sweat. "1,432,178,841,890 pancakes."
"Even I don't know where she puts it all." admitted Ren.
"Maybe her breasts?" Yin and Pyrrha said in unison before glaring at each other, mostly Pyrrha.
"I have a unique metabolism." smiled Nora with pride with her hands on her hips.
"One that makes your hips bigger." Ren said before catching himself. 'Crap I'm dead now!'
"That's it!" Nora pulled Ren into a headlock and started rubbing her fist in his hair. "Noogie!"
"GAH!" He yelled while feeling light headed from the chokehold. "N-Nora stop! Y-You're choking me!"
Nora let up a little so Ren could breath properly. "Sorry, but you can't go around saying that. Even I have to draw the line somewhere."
"Sorry." Ren gasped out. "By god! Those breasts are huge…" 'Double crap!'
"Thanks!" grinned Nora. "Softer than a pillow!"
"...and flabby-" as he got that word out he started to acquire another chokehold to the neck.
"Care to repeat that?" growled Nora.
"A-And cute…." He got out as his face turned blueish purple. 'I see the other side….'
"Much better." she let him go as he fell to the floor while gasping for air. "But call them flabby and you'll get a taste of my hammer."
Ren nodded before Nora kissed his cheek.
"Aw." Yin smiled. "The honeymoon is starting."
Both them blushed while Yin turned to Jaune and pressed their lips together.
-two months later, valley ten miles south of Beacon-
Jaune rolled under a Beowolf before cutting its head off from behind.
"GARWOOO!"yelled an Alpha Beowolf as several more Beowolves started appearing from the bushes.
"Oh great, figures there'd be more." groaned Jaune readying his shield and sword.
They were about to attack him until Yin brought out Armageddon and pointed it at them as the Grimm started to shake like….they were afraid.
"Leave or suffer my wrath." Yin said in an unknown tongue. "Your mistress commands it!"
The rest of the team were surprised as the Grimm turn and ran off.
"What was that?" Nora asked perplexed at what just happened.
"Oh I just told them to leave." she replied like it was normal.
"But what language were you just talking in?" Ren asked.
"..." Yin looked away and twiddled her thumbs. "I don't know that you're talking about."
"You were speaking in an odd language." spoke Pyrrha walking over. "What was it?"
Yin looked away from the girl. "...Grimm?"
"What?" spoke Ren while Nora's eyes widened.
"It's Grimm ok." She frowned before walking to Jaune and hugged him. "Are you ok Jaune? Did they hurt you?"
"Nah, I'm fine." he reassured hugging her back.
Yin smiled before a Beowolf ran at them.
"GARWOOO!" It cried before biting Yin's arm….which bled black as she punched the Grimm in the face and killed it in one blow as the shadows entered her own.
"Yin!" cried Jaune as he reached and pulled out a small first aid kit and pulled out some gauze. "Let me see it."
Yin moved away from him. "I-I'm fine Jaune, it's just a flesh wound."
"Then why are you bleeding, and why is it black?" asked Pyrrha looking at the wound.
Yin gulped before walking away from them. "I...I can't say."
The team watched her walk away as she looked at the wound and growled with her eyes turning black with red irises for a moment.
'Stupid creature!' She thought as the wound healed. 'It nearly blew my cover, and right in front of my boyfriend too!'
As she took a few moments to calm her heart, Pyrrha noticed the wound seemed gone and narrowed her eyes.
"What's wrong Pyrrha?" Nora asked. "You seem stressed again."
"Nora, I don't trust Yin. I mean, can't you tell something's off about her?"
"...like her breasts being bigger than Yangs?"
"No! Her wound is completely healed!" she whispered pointing to the girl's arm.
"Don't we all heal like that with our Auras?" asked Nora. "You even gave a few tips on how to make it work without much effort."
"Hey magnet girl!" Yin called out. "Did you know that Nora read your diary and started to write Dustfiction about the contents?"
"What!" Pyrrha turned to the girl who tried whistling innocently.
"And personally I find it interesting." Yin smiled as Nora started to sweat in fear as Pyrrha started to gain a dark red Aura of rage.
"Nora?" spoke the fighting protegge in a low tone.
"Um…..It was for shippings sake?" She choked out before feeling her hammer being pulled away by the girls' Semblance. "Ok take it!" she let go as the hammer flew and knocked Pyrrha down before turning and running away. Only for her armor to get pulled back towards Pyrrha, who was now even more pissed off than before. "EEP!"
"Nora, let's have a little 'talk'." growled Pyrrha.
Nora moved her head to Ren who was long gone as Pyrrha dragged her into the woods.
"Oops." Yin chuckled as Nora's screams were heard throughout the forest. "Looks like Nora got hammered by magnet girl."