Gack, I have an essay due tomorrow and I'm dreading finishing it. Ah well, at least I only have 2 more sentences to write. I thought I'd take a break and give you all a chapter. Enjoy!

Dear Mortals,

I am not stupid! Stop making me seem so dense!

Okay, yes it took me like, five years (A/N: It is five, right? I'm not sure if it's four or five…) to realize she liked me, even after she kissed me on that mountain, but that doesn't mean I'm dense! I can be smart. Like when I…

Um…

When I…

Er…

You know, let me think on that. I'll get back to you later.

Sincerely,

Percy

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