Crazy trouble with love
Female Black Star and Soul
Series: Soul Eater
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Soul slowly looked down the hall from both sides and was relieved to see them empty. He walked out with his hands in his pockets and felt a little relaxed. 'Maybe she got sick and didn't come to-'
"Soul!" cried out a female voice.
"Crap!" Soul turned and wound up tackled to the ground by a blue haired girl in ninja garb. "Ow! Black Star, knock it off!"
"No way! This is to keep my skills up to date." she smirked.
"Well can't you practice with Tsubaki?"
"But she's so boring." She grumbled as her D-cup breasts rubbed against Soul's chest. "Come on Soul, let's fight! Please?!"
Soul groaned before pushing Black Star off as he got to his feet and ran at her before shoulder tackling her farther away.
"Good one Soul but," she then in a burst of speed appeared behind him and used her signature attack on him. "You can't beat a goddess, Black Star's Big Wave!"
Soul grunted before he flew down the hall and skidded on the ground with his body twitching. "Ow."
"Victory!" She yelled while raising her fist into the air. "Now I'm one step closer to beating God himself!"
'Yup, definitely should have stayed in bed today.'
Black Star then did something unlike her, she walked up and helped Soul off the ground. "Are you ok?"
"Besides my body gonna be sore, again, just fine." he replied with sarcasm.
"Maybe I can help?" She said with a grin. "I do know where the pressure points are so maybe I can de-stress you and heck, maybe you'll be better than ever."
"Wow, you being modest?" Soul looked out the window. "Nope, no flying pigs."
"Flying pigs?" She cocked her head to the side. "Did you crack your head on something? Pigs can't fly."
"...nevermind." Soul shook his head. "Are you done attacking me for the day now?"
"Yes." Black Star said with a serious tone. "And if you want we can just head to my place for the pressure point treatment."
"Heh, why not?" shrugged Soul.
Black Star grabbed him and carried him, bridal style, out the window and across the rooftops. "LET'S GO SOUL! YAHOO!"
Soul sweatdrop while praying her carrying him like this wouldn't be a habit.
-Black Star and Tsubaki's apartment-
As the Star Clan survivor landed, aka crash landed, into the window of the apartment she placed Soul down and started looking for something. "Damn it! Where are those needles and blankets?!"
"Needles!" spoke Soul with wide eyes. "Uh, listen Black Star, I'm feeling much better. I can just borrow an ice pack and walk it off with a good night sleep."
"NO!" She yelled. "And it's safe, I have a lot of experience with acupressure. Just stay there and if you move an inch out that door, I will Big Wave you into the school's walls from right here."
Soul gulped as Black Star ran off to find the materials.
'Looks like you just got scared by a girl.' Chuckled a familiar voice in Soul's head.
'Don't even start. Right now I gotta sit and wait before getting a thousand needles jammed in my body.'
'Better acupressure needles then Madness enhanced Black Blood.' It chuckled darkly. 'Oh that would hurt, oh wait, it would be you getting hurt, not I.'
"I'm back!" Black Star called out before re entering the room with a thousand needles in a jar in one hand and a large towel with Death's face on it in the other. "I can't believe they were under the bed with my pet spider, mister Jorogumo."
"Wait, spider?"
"Yep. And it's a Goliath Bird Catching Spider." She grinned as she placed the jar of needles on the table. "Now ready for your treatment, Soul?"
"Sure." he shrugged.
"Good." She smiled. "Now I need you to take off your shirt."
Soul took off his jacket and shirt while she set a towel on the table with him climbing on it with his back to her.
"Now let's see." Black Star said before placing a needle onto one of Soul's pressure points, which caused him to stick out his tongue in a stupid manner. "Oops, wrong one."
'Ya think.' he thought as she tried another spot. This time it caused him to hit Black Star's ass with his foot.
"Hey!" She frowned while pulling to needle out. "Leave my ass alone. It's sensitive."
"You said you knew what you were doing." he threw back.
"I'm rusty ok! Now hold…" She then placed a needle near his shoulder blades, which caused him to calm down….and not breath. "Still….Soul?...SOUL!"
'Crap! My air stopped! Fuck!' he thought while feeling his consciousness slowly weakening.
"BY GOD SOUL!" She panicked before taking the needle out and hugging the now breathing Soul. "ARE YOU OK? ANSWER ME!"
"Ah! Yeah...I'm fine." he got out while glad to feel air again.
Black Star calmed down before placing a needle into Soul's arm, which caused all the pain to vanish at once. "I'm so sorry! I didn't know that pressure point would cause loss of lung functions."
"Next time, let's just stick with an ice pack."
"But does it feel better?"
Soul rotated his arms and felt his muscles relax. "Yeah."
"Good because if I hit the death pressure point…." She looked down and depressed. "I wouldn't go on knowing I just killed my best friend."
"Heh, a cool guy like me wouldn't go down that easy anyway." shrugged Soul with a grin.
Black Star looked at him before chuckling as a huge spider came walking onto Soul. "Looks like mister Jorogumo likes you."
Soul stiffened feeling the legs and turned to see the spider on his back before he jumped up, screamed, and started running around the apartment.
The spider jumped off of Soul and crawled into a corner as Black Star grabbed him. "It's fine, mister Jorogumo is a bird eater, not a Weapon eater."
"Just keep him away from me."
"Jorogumo is a girl." She deadpanned. "And don't worry, as long as this goddess lives, no harm will come to you."
"So you named a female spider with a name that makes it sound like a guy." deadpanned Soul back.
"It was before I learned she was a girl...and before she laid eggs in Tsubaki's shoe." She sighed. "I miss them."
"Well I better head home, thanks for the help." spoke Soul as he got his shirt and jacket back on. Only to realize that Jorogumo crawled onto his jacket and started spinning webs.
"Bad Jorogumo!" Black Star chastised. "No web spinning on papa Soul...crap!" 'Why the slip up!'
"Papa Soul?"
Black Star uncharacteristically blushed as she looked away as the spider started to crawl down Soul's pants.
"AHHH!" he screamed flailing around while trying to shake the spider out. "Get out of there!"
The spider did like that as she bit him in the ass which caused Soul to faint from the venom.
"JOROGUMO!" The ninja glared. "Get out of there or no crows for supper!"
The spider got out of Soul's pants and crawled away into the other room.
Black Star moved over and gulped as she started taking Soul's pants off. Revealing a set of red and pink boxers. "Wow. That's kind of….unique."
She made Soul lay on his stomach while pulling the boxers down while gulping. 'Just try to suck the venom out and don't stare.'
Just as she was about to apply the mouth to the bite wound, the soul of Arachne started to create a sort of 'magical antivenom' as Soul slowly woke up. Only to see Black Star about to 'rape him'.
"What the hell!" he cried out scrambling away from her. "Black Star! What are you doing!?"
"I-I was trying to suck the venom out." She said with a blush.
"You were going to try and suck it out from my ass?" he looked at her with disbelief.
"Yes." She admitted. She shook her head and frowned. "I'm trying to help you, now hold still and let me get that venom out of your ass."
"I'm fine!" Soul glared.
"Do it now!" Black Star yelled. "Or should I acupressure you again."
"Well it still sounds weird!"
"Like your obsession with flat chests!" She glared.
"Oh that is so wrong it's not funny. I don't like flat chests, I like big chests!"
Black Star then did the second surprising thing today, she unzippered her shirt revealing her huge breasts with a blue bra keeping it in place. "Like my goddess tits!?"
Soul's face lit up with some blood leaking out as she pulled him over and slid his boxers off.
"Now take it like a man!" she looked over his ass before spotting the spot and started sucking on it.
'I heard of assholes, but this is ridiculous.' The devil laughed. 'All it needs now is some music.'
'Fuck you!' thought Soul who tried to ignore how embarrassing this felt.
Black Star sucked the last of the venom out of Soul's system before grinning. "Done and done. The goddess has saved another life with my healing touch."
"Can I pull my pants up now?" spoke Soul.
"Not until I get some payment for this extra procedure." She said before lightly blushing. Like it had another meaning behind it. "And I already got something in mind."
Soul sweated. "What is that?"
Black Star hugged him tight before whispering. "I want you as my boyfriend~"
"W-What?" he blushed while feeling her chest press against his back while feeling his nosebleed get worst.
"I want you as my boyfriend Soul." She grinned. "I've started using the Star Clan proposal laws on you for the last few months now."
"Wait, what laws?"
"That if a clan member wants to and eventually finds a potential husband/boyfriend, that he or she has to face the person of interest for months till said person either falls for him or her, or…" Black Star sighed. "Dumps them and gets killed by the clan member for dishonoring them. Not that this would kill a goddess like me." she grinned. "Besides, with a goddess as your wife, you get to play with my breasts all day."
Soul blushed as Black Star whispered again into his ear.
"Plus you can use me for whatever you want, S.O.U.L.~"
His eyes rolled back into his head as he passed out from the images he got from the way she said his name.
"Ha ha! Looks like another victory for Black Star Evans!" 'Has a nice ring to it.'