MERRY CHRISTMAS! ENJOY THIS GIFT AND HOLIDAY INSPIRED LETTER!
Deck the halls with boughs of Hazel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
…What the Hades, Leo?
Should I be offended?
Percy, Hazel, ignore him. He's an idiot.
Kay. Thanks for the tip, Wise Girl.
Your welcome. Now shut up and sing your part already.
Fine. 'Tis the season to be,-Polly?
Whoa, is that a Polly Pocket doll? Where'd it come from?
Probably one of my siblings. They must have left it here…
The Aphrodite Cabin plays with dolls?
Some of us do. I don't.
Or do you?
Leo, shut up.
*Sighs* When is it going to be my turn?
Yeah, and mine?
Can you two boys be patient? It's not my fault this is going so slow! Now Piper, please sing the CORRECT lyrics and set an example.
Down we now out gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Isn't that kind of offensive?
Actually, Percy, 'gay' is another word for happy. So no, my girlfriend is not insulting our cousin.
Good. 'Cause if she was, I would have-
Touch Piper and I will kill you.
Jason!
What? I'm defending your honour!
Dude! Chillax. I would have gotten angry, is all.
The last time you did that, the sushi table at Camp blew up.
I thought we promised not to mention that ever again!
Percy, things like that aren't forgotten so easily. I had maguro nigiri (1) stuck in my hair.
That tuna was once alive! Fish are friends, not food!
Percy, telling your girlfriend she had fish corpse in her hair is not a good idea.
What Frank said. Also, did you just quote Nemo?
Yup.
I loved that movie!
Ugh! Can't you lot ever concentrate? I knew singing Christmas carols was a bad idea.
No kidding.
Should we just stop now before this gets out of hand?
Good idea.
Sincerely,
Annabeth, Hazel, Piper, Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank
(1) Maguro nigiri is a lean cut of tuna, also a type of sushi.