Dear Mortals,

I am way more awesome than Carter.

Gee, thanks sis. For the record, though, I think I'm better than you.

In your dreams.

Isn't that comeback overused and cliché?

Shut up. So who do you think is better, me-

Or me?

Tell us through you reviews!

Sincerely,

Carter and Sadie

P.S. Haha, my name's first.

P.P.S. Shut. UP.

In case it wasn't clear, regular writing is Sadie and italics is Carter. I think I'm going to write only Kane Chronicle letters for a while, I've been neglecting them lately. :( Sorry if this wasn't funny enough. Personally, I like Carter better out of the two, but let me know your opinion through your REVIEWS.