.THANK YOU GODS. THE INTERNET IS WORKING. FINALLY.

Yeah, my Internet went down again. We seriously need to find out what's causing the problem. Not only does it annoy me because I cannot update or read fan fiction, it also makes doing some of the homework I get impossible. I had a very close call this week with a geography essay, I don't want that repeated.

Anyways, here's your chapter! Regular is Leo, italics is Sadie.

Dear Mortals,

So I'm like a hydrogen bomb, huh?

If Carter was the one writing this, he'd probably point out that technically us two together would be like a bomb. Then again, if Carter was writing this, he'd be the one paired with you, and that relationship would be anything but a hydrogen bomb.

True. But isn't he kind of like Annabeth, though? That girl is scary. (Don't tell Percy I said that)

In some ways, yes. In others, no. Carter could not pull intimidating off if someone gave him step-by-step instructions how.

…Well, you're nice.

Oh yes, I'm very nice. That's why I like to explode things to annoy brother dearest. (You should have seen his face when I threatened to Ha-Di his suitcase.)

I don't even know what that means. I don't think I want to either. But wait- you like to explode things?

Sure, why not? It's fun. I mean, exploding the White House wouldn't be fun, (Especially if there were people in it) but exploding small things are fun.

I see… *rubs hand together*. In that case, would you like to help me with something? I want to prank a bunch of people in my Camp, and it would be a lot easier with a magician on my side.

Is this prank insane, crazy, and possibly life-threatening?

Yes.

I'm there.

Sincerely,

Sadie and Leo

Camp Half-Blood better watch out…and ban those two from ever pranking people together. By the way, I'm sick. So if you see any really weird spelling/grammar mistakes, blame it on my pounding headache.