Crazy trouble with love
Fury, Euryale, Medusa, and Jake
Series: American Dragon Jake Long
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-New York City-
"Say what!? Gramps, you're kidding!" exclaimed Jake with wide eyes.
"No Jake, I am very serious." replied the wise dragon sipping tea. "This can be an excellent lesson for all of you."
"How?" spoke a girl with snakes for hair along with two others, each one wrapped up in rope that they couldn't break.
"But Gramps, I can't keep watch over them. I got school, homework, um….school."
"Jake, this can help you with interacting with foes you have bested. And regarding school, I talked with your parents about needing your help on moving some stuff, and seeing how I am getting old, they were willing to let you skip it to 'help' me."
"This is ridiculous." Spoke the woman with a blue toga. "Why should we be in the presence of this….boy."
"I wouldn't go and play the almighty then you are attitude honey. This 'boy' is gonna be your parole officer." spoke Fu walking in.
"If I wasn't bound," the woman with a green toga growled. "I would turn you into dog soup!"
"Gramps, please! Can't you get Fu to watch them?" asked Jake.
"No." He simply said. "Fu Dog would fall asleep on the job anyway."
"Hey! I'll have you know, I could watch them like a hawk." boasted Fu. "I just don't want to."
"And because you are a simple lazy beast." Frowned the pink toga wearing woman. "Just like most of the magical creatures, especially dragons."
"Jake, this is very important. I won't be gone all day, but I want you to make sure they don't escape. You have better experience facing them, so you should know their tricks. Don't let them go for any reason."
"Not even to use the bathroom?" The green toga woman groaned. "If that's the case, you dragons are sick to the core and just plain evil."
"Relax, you can still walk around and do that." replied Lao Shi as he walked over and slid a gold bracelet on their wrist. He brought out his claws before cutting the ropes. "See? You can go ahead and try to fight if you wish."
"Or maybe turn you to stone!" They yelled before their eyes turned red, and then back to normal. "What the?!"
"Those bracelets are magically charmed to render your powers null and void." he walked over before sliding one on Jake's wrist, but it had a red jewel in it. "You three however can try and escape if you want."
"Maybe I will!" The blue toga woman said before running off. Then a red energy rope appeared on her wrist and like a bungee cord, snapped her back. "What the hell!"
"Woah!" Jake looked at the bracelet to see the red energy connected to it.
"As long as you wear those bracelets, you can't get too far away from Jake before it pulls you back." informed Lao Shi.
"Medusa!" The pink toga woman called out before glaring at Jake. "Release us or else I will cut your neck for hurting my sister!"
"Hey I didn't do anything!" Jake replied back with a frown.
"Besides, Jake can't take the bracelet off even if he wanted to." spoke up Fu.
"Say what?" Jake tried pulling the bracelet off, but it didn't go past his wrist and he tried pulling it harder without any progress. "Why won't it come off!"
"Simple. Just in case they did manage to get one up on ya, I locked it to you and hid the key away."
"Fury." The green toga woman said. "Why not just cut the dog instead, I'm kind of peckish."
"Sounds good to me Euryale." She grinned while advancing towards the magical guardian.
"Uh Jake you might wanna tap the jewel." spoke up Fu backing away from the gorgon. "Now!"
"Don't even dare." Medusa glared as Jake activated the jewel and caused the gorgons to fly right back towards Jake. "Ow!"
Fury grumbled as Euryale grabbed Fu's leg. "Come here you!"
"Ah! Kid the jewel!" cried out Fu in fear.
Jake did it again as they started to get really pissed off at the bracelet.
"Just stop doing that!"
"And let Euryale eat something." Frowned Medusa as said gorgon grumbled with her stomach growling.
"You are free to eat, but not Fu. Now Jake, I'll be back later this afternoon, so just stay in the shop with them and everything will be fine."
"Fine." Jake sighed as Lao Shi walked out of the shop, without Fu.
"Now come here dog," Euryale said with a drool on her face as she looked at Fu Dog with hunger. "I just want your flesh in my belly."
"Save some for me." Medusa grinned as Fury nodded in agreement.
"Uh kid, I'll just let you and the ladies get better acquainted. I gotta...pick something up from the market! Later!" Fu ran out the back door.
"Drats! Now what are we going to eat?" Fury asked.
"Maybe a unicorn?" Euryale spoke up with a grin.
"Or maybe a few fairies?" Medusa contemplated. "I heard they're rich in protein."
"No way! Gramps has a kitchen so there's food you can eat cause we're staying here." spoke Jake as he transformed into his dragon form.
"Again." Fury grumbled. "But the food you humans make in this time is really greasy!"
"And it might go to Medusa's figure." Euryale chuckled.
"HEY!"
"What? Not my fault you can't watch your weight." smirked Euryale.
"What about you two!" She pointed to her sisters. "The last time we went out for a meal you ate so much that the mortal now believe you two to be obese while I'm the more sexy one."
The other two growled with their hair hissing while Jake tried to block out their arguing and sat down on the chair behind the counter his gramps used.
'Just hold out until the afternoon and you'll be fine.'
"Hey dragon." Euryale called out. "Tell us which one of us is more sexy, you must know it's me."
"No it's me!"
"Ha! You two pale in comparison to me, the more famous of the lot."
"Uh, why do you want me to answer that?" he asked.
"You're an unbiased party." They deadpanned.
"And we have no one else to talk to besides my sisters and a wall." Medusa sighed. "Even if that wall is better company than my two siblings."
"HEY!"
"Alright alright." he relented with a sigh and looked at them. "Hmm, well….she looks cute." he remarked pointing to Euryale.
"Thank you." She grinned. "Score one for me."
"What about us?" Fury and Medusa frowned as Euryale grinned at the praise and the fact she was cute.
"Well considering one of you brainwashed one of my friends, and tricked another one into helping you get revenge, not my fault if I'm not quick to give you a compliment." he frowned at Fury.
"You try and reuniting with siblings….even if they are annoying." Fury glared as Euryale and Medusa frowned at the comment.
"What about me?" spoke Medusa with her hands on her hips. "What's your opinion on my appearance mortal?"
"First off it's Jake, not mortal." He frowned. "And given the fact you turned me to stone twice, it's the same with Fury."
"Looks like I win." Euryale grinned. "You chose right dragon, my sisters are not worth praise, that's reserved only for me."
"Well what keeps her from getting any blame? She was with me before we freed Medusa, meaning she helped me when I took control of your friend." Fury crossed her arms.
"Plus," Medusa said while her hair hissed. "She's more annoying than Fury when it comes to getting off the hook."
"I don't know, she just seems nicer." he remarked. "So...call it bias, but you asked me and I gave you my opinion, so there."
Both sisters growled before looking around the shop.
"Now where was the food you promised us?" Euryale asked with her stomach growling as both Fury and Medusa's stomachs rumbled. "Because my annoying sisters look ready to eat a giant."
"Kitchen." he pointed in the back.
"Problem." Fury frowned as she tried to get to the kitchen but got pulled back towards the American Dragon.
"We can't get there." Medusa sighed. "And if Fury doesn't eat, her blood pressure will sky rocket."
"Oh, right." he remembered and lead them to the back to the kitchen and took a seat on the counter. "Go nuts."
(Ten seconds later)
"Thanks." Euryale said as the three gorgons finished eating the contents of the fridge.
"Hadn't had that good of a meal since Sparta." Fury grinned.
"And it's better than egyptian food anyday." Medusa sighed as Jake looked at them in awe. "What?"
"You..you ate all that in less than a minute." he spoke while looking at the empty cupboards. "That's what you can do when you're hungry?"
"Well yes."
"Especially after being stone statues for a few centuries."
"And not eating also gets Euryale and Medusa in a pissy mood."
"So what else is there to do around here?" asked Fury leaning back in her chair.
"Any magic scrolls?" Euryale asked. "Especially ones with juicy gossip and blackmail?"
"No, besides, Fu said I was your parole officer, and gramps said something about changing you, so we'll have to try that." he replied seriously.
"Like what?" Medusa asked while looking at a book with Foo dog doing the can can. "This is funny! Ha ha."
'She's right, I don't know the first thing about changing someone.' he thought hitting a wall with the idea.
"So dragon?" Euryale asked. "What did you try before meeting us? Shadow clone magic? Time traveling? Annoying some oracles?"
"A little." he admitted sheepishly. "But that's not what we're here to talk about. I think maybe we should….talk? I think that's what someone would do in this situation."
"True." Medusa said while still reading the book with a smirk. "Talking is better than nothing, especially after that bastard Perseus turned us to stone."
"Yeah, I already got that part. But considering what you tried to do, can you blame him?"
"For what? Getting pissed off that Euryale had a secret boyfriend." Snarled Fury as she glared at Euryale.
"What? He was hot."
"And a human that killed a sea dragon!"
"Oh right…."
"And that makes you feel like taking over the planet makes sense?" asked Jake in disbelief.
"Better to rule when let humans control the world." Grumbled Fury.
"That and all of us never really wanted to rule the world per say." Medusa said. "We just wanted to rule the ancient world, the Mediterranean sea and such."
"So don't blame us if humans got in the way." frowned Euryale.
"Even if a human made you fall for him like a love sick puppy." Fury glared at Euryale.
"Don't start with me!"
"Calm down." Medusa sighed. "Now just forget about that asshole and start losing weight."
"YOU START LOSING WEIGHT!" she growled with her hair hissing in anger.
"YOU FIRST!"
"How about BOTH OF YOU!" Euryale yelled as the started a mini cat fight….well it would have of Jake didn't activate the jewel and caused them to be dragged towards Jake. "Hey!"
"Calm down you three! You look fine, no one needs to lose weight, so just calmly chill!"
"Oh really." Medusa chuckled. "So you first are bias with us now you call us 'fine', are you trying to butter us up?"
"No, I'm talking the straight up truth. And the truth is that if you three start fighting around here, you'll make a mess!"
"And you expect us to create a mess," Euryale said. "Even when you created a bigger mess the last time we met?"
"So much worthless museum pieces were destroyed by you." Fury chuckled darkly.
"And don't forget the port." Medusa laughed. "Face it, ALL of us can create bigger messes than when we are alone….well my sisters make bigger messes than me, especially the last time we went to Athens, they caused so much destruction that even the gods were in disbelief and that was when they were half asleep and naked." She laughed at the last part.
Her sisters growled with Jake blushing at the details.
"Like you were any better." Euryale glared.
"You went around Thebes in the nude while drunk on wine. And you even killed a man that bumped you by hypnotizing him to fall into a pit of vipers." Fury said with a glare.
Each one glared at each other while Jake rubbed his head.
'Even me and Haley don't fight this much.'
Just then Euryale had an idea. "Hey sisters, why not finally settle our hate by finding a boyfriend, one that WON'T try and turn us to stone?"
"Yes, because this place is just littered with men." spoke Fury with sarcasm while gesturing to the kitchen.
"Euryale might be onto something." Medusa grinned. "And I just know the man." 'Or in this case boy.'
"You're kidding." she jabbed a thumb at Jake who was lost. "Him? The one who's watching over us? Wow, being in stone really made you lose some brain cells."
"No it did not!" Medusa glared. "But think about it, we become his girlfriends, we make sure that he likes us, once we are free we can use him to produce an heir, and," she put an arm around Jake. "He's kind of handsome for a mortal."
"W-What?" blushed Jake as he slipped away from her arm. "Hold on! I ain't fallin for anything." he morphed back into his dragon form.
"I kind of like the idea." Euryale grinned. "Plus Fury was looking at him when we last fought, especially the firm ass."
"EURYALE!" yelled Fury with a blush while Medusa started rubbing Jake's dragon face.
"How about it?" She grinned. "And if you do become out boyfriend, I can let Fury fuck you first."
Jake's face looked redder than usual with Fury tackling her sister away from him and shaking her.
"W-W-What's the big deal?" Medusa asked while trying not to get dizzy from the shaking. "I just wanted him to know."
"Do you think I'd just go along with this stupid idea!? I bet he's never even learned how to procreate!" she pointed to Jake.
"And you have?" Euryale retorted. "I bet you can't figure out the birds and the bees."
"G-Good one!" Medusa got out as Fury shook her even faster as her face became redder.
"Easy easy!" spoke Jake putting a claw on Fury's shoulder. "She's had enough."
"IT'S NOT ENOUGH!" She yelled.
"Don't worry she's just embarrassed about being a vir-"
"NO I'M NOT!"
Jake sighed and made Fury let go of Medusa. "Enough! Both of you sit on opposite ends of the room, now!"
Medusa did so in a seductive manner, while Fury glared at him before walking to the other end of the room.
"Should I do that also?" Euryale asked with a grin. "Or should I stay here?"
"You're fine there." he sighed before taking a seat on an antique couch. "I'm startin to feel like Gramps."
Euryale then started to rub Jake's wing. "Mmm….kind of leathery for a dragon, not complaining though."
"Ooh, that kinda feels nice." he admitted.
She grinned as Jake returned to human form before she massaged his back, causing Fury and Medusa to growl from their respective corners. "Maybe I should massage you all the time." 'He he he~'
"Go right ahead." he grinned while feeling his muscles relax under her fingers.
Euryale grinned before massaging a certain spot, his neck and started moving down his back before moving one hand near his ass and rubbed it. "Feeling relaxed?"
"Ye-AHH!" he jumped away from her hand. "Where were you just touching?!"
"Your ass." She grinned. "And it's really firm too."
"Great job!" Medusa said with sarcasm as Fury looked ready to murder Euryale. "You just stole my idea."
"Early bird gets the worm." Euryale laughed while nipping Jake's butt again. "So firm~"
"OK that's getting weird!" he jumped up and backed away from her. "Don't go touching my butt."
"Yea," Medusa glared. "His ass is mine. You can have the chest and Fury the cock."
"Fine/NO!" Both said/yelled as Fury looked ready to start another fight.
"Oh?" Medusa glared at Fury in disbelief. "You have the best pair and you refuse?! That's just stupid!"
"Even I have to agree," Euryale sighed. "What's wrong with having a cock to touch?"
"Can you stop talking about my body like I'm not here!" exclaimed Jake.
"Oh. Right." Euryale grinned before pushing Jake into Fury, causing them to kiss. "Here you go, your first kiss with a human/gorgon."
"That was my idea," Medusa sighed. "But I will relent for Fury's sake." 'Plus I'll be the dominate of this relation.'
Jake and Fury's eyes widened before they separated from each other and looked away from the other.
"My turn." Euryale stalled out before kissing Jake in the lips as Medusa walked over, pushed her away, and then kissed Jake as well. "Hey!"
"I'm just showing Jake how a real woman kisses." She grinned as Jake blushed crimson at the triple kiss attack.
'Woah….three woman….I kissed each….oh man Gramps isn't gonna like this.'
As he thought that Fu and Lao Shi walked into the shop as the three sisters decided to kiss Jake at the same time, Euryale and Fury kissing the cheeks and Medusa kissing his lips as Euryale nipped his ass again.
"What in the...JAKE!" cried Lao Shi with a frown while Fu dropped his jaw and ran over and grabbed Jake by the shoulders.
"Kid, can I talk to you for a moment?"
"Hey, give us back our boyfriend you piece of dog meat!" Euryale yelled as Jake and Fu walked to another area of the shop.
"Kid, look me in the eye."
"Alright?" he leaned down as Fu looked deep into his eye and moved his head around.
"Did they slip you anything? Feeling weird? Your eyes ain't glowin so that's good, but those snakes of theirs might have venom. The bracelets still on so they're still hooked to ya, but did they ask for the key?"
"No, and they just started kissing me and that stuff." Jake said. "No brainwashing or anything like that."
"First thing, way to go kid!" praised Fu patting his back. "Most fellas would kill to kiss three older woman, well until they get turned to stone, but that's beside the point. Second, do you realize how miffed your gramps is now?"
"How miffed?" He asked with a small gulp.
Fu was about to reply before Lao Shi walked over with a frown. "Jake, care to explain what happened while we were gone?"
Jake gulped before explaining what happened up to that point as the gorgon sisters started reading one of Fu's books again and laughed like hyenas.
"T-That dog is so stupid!"
"Especially in that dress."
"And doing the can can with a poodle and a hairless cat! Ha ha ha!"
Fu blushed in embarrassment before crossing his arms at seeing Jake and Lao look at him weirdly. "It was a different time alright!"
"Yea and it was in ancient Thebes too Ha ha!" Medusa laughed as Euryale and Fury started to laugh until their sides hurt from the contents. "And that t-toga…"
"It's way too small!"
"And you put it on backwards too AHAH!"
"So Gramps….uh….what happens now?" asked Jake nervously.
"Tell me, just how close do you feel to them?"
"Um….." He blushed at the question. "Well I...um...mean they are...beautiful….but um…"
"Yeesh kid, spit it out!"
"I think they're cool alright!" he admitted. "Happy?"
"Yep." Fury blushed.
"Definitely." Euryale smiled at the comment.
"And for that." Medusa grinned before all three walked towards Jake and kissed him again.
"We will never let you go~" they said in unison before hugging said boy against their breasts.
Fu dropped his jaw while Lao Shi shook his head.
"Oh and also," Medusa grinned. "I think we'll stay with you for the probation period."
"Uh Gramps? Looks like we're gonna need a few beds."
"And some 'toys'." Euryale grinned as Fury glared at her.
"No bronze toys got it."
"Ok ok!" Euryale relented. "But seriously unless you can create a spell that hides our," she pointed to their hair. "Conditions, I think that the humans might find us out."
"Wear a hat, it worked for me." spoke Fury.
"And the skin and scales." Medusa deadpanned.
"Long clothes duh."
"And let our skin lose its color? No way!" Euryale glared.
'This is already making my bones aches.' thought Lao Shi with dread.