Hello again to all my fabulous readers. I cannot believe that we are in the 900s for the reviews…. 0.0 I have to admit, I'd never thought this story would get this popular. I'd always assumed it would get some attention (0 views for a story this long would be pretty depressing), but never this much! You rock! If we get to 1000 reviews I think I'll die of happiness.

Dear Mortals,

I am sincerely regretting volunteering to help bring the Athena Parthenos home. Not because I helped save the world of course, but because me and the faun- er, satyr got closer. And while that is fine under normal circumstances, he now has a baby. A violent baby that needs babysitters. Guess who Coach Hedge picked for the job?

Yeah, me. He also asked Nico (Read=demanded) and since no one else would agree, we got stuck with the role. Even though I'm a praetor!

Ah well, you know what they say. With great power comes great responsibility. And a great hate of changing diapers.

Sincerely,

Reyna