Who Needs Luck? Who Needs Luck? Arc 1 Chapter 3, a rwby fanfic

Fuck Nuclear Throne. That's all I really need to say on that since that game is one of the best in existence but still makes suicide seem like a good option. Anyway… sorry for the break last week. A lot of shit went down and I'm going to explain it in greater detail in the Author's Note. I need to get stuff done this weekend since Christmas is coming up so sorry if the chapter isn't that long. I just feel I should get something out at this point since I've kept you waiting. Well let's get to it and I hope you enjoy the chapter. Also if you guys couldn't tell who those that heard that yell were then you should go look at it closely or get glasses. I maaaay have made things a bit too obvious

LATER EDIT #1: Last chapter I wrote "I wouldn't want to accept a future teacher now would I?" THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UPSET! How do I fuck up something that simple. Well this is now an ad for anyone that would like to beta. I doubt anyone will but if you feel like looking through trash and fixing and or telling me where to back that would be beneficial for my life and my sanity. That error is worse then the fucking triple nat 20's… wait no it's not nothing beats that shit.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own RWBY, D&D, OR League of legends. Don't worry about the last one. Don't even fucking question the last one or I'll… make you have sex with a Flumph from 5e… look it up and you'll be scared I swear!

! Bolded Exclamation marks are my line breakers.

'Italics with 'these mean thoughts'

(Underlines are for PoV's)

Bolded Italics are for dice rolls

Arc 1 Chapter 3: Well Beacon is nice… I guess?

(Ruby PoV)

"Yaawn" I wake up after getting accepted to Beacon(Which is absolutely amazing) and notice I'm in my room. I can't really remember how I got here but that doesn't matter. I'm going to make myself some cookies for celebration!

As I walk downstairs I notice Zwei walking by my side. I go down to pat him but he dodges my hand and jumps on me.

"No! Bad Zwei bad!" I squeal as I try to get him off. I admit I love the little guy but his slobber can be a bit much. I can't eat cookies if all I taste is the inside of a dogs mouth… 'Ewww I just had that thought'.

Suddenly my face feels lighter and I look up to notice a smiling Yang. She's so amazing! I'll give her one of my cookies as thanks for saving me from Zwei the Slobbering one! The smile on her face quickly leaves once Zwei starts to lick her as well. I quickly run off leaving Yang behind.

"I'LL REMEMBER YOU YANG!" I yell as I zip past. I could see the murder in her eyes as I left her but this is survival of the fittest.

With that done I get to the kitchen to start making cookies. I notice my Dad drinking a bit of coffee and he looks towards me with a smile. His smile makes me feel happy. He used to be only sad so it's nice to see that bright smile again.

"Good morning Ruby. How was your sleep?" I look at him and reply "My sleep was quite nice even though I don't' remember how I fell asleep in the first place after fighting Torchwi-" As soon I say this I wince 'Oh no I let that slip. Ruby you're a dumbass!'

He looks at me again with a brighter smile. I think something lies within that smile though...

Rolling Insight 1d20+1… 10.

Nope that smile looks bright and happy only. 'Hopefully he isn't angry at me.'

"Don't worry Ruby. Yang already filled me in and you were on the news… So I probably missed a few things but depending on your answer I won't punish you."

'Oh shit he's angry… I need to play innocent. I can do innocent. Everyone falls under my innocent charms mwahahaha!'

I give him the puppy eyes. "S-Sorry Dad I-I just didn't want this o-old man to b-be hurt. C-Can you please forgive me?"

Rolling Persuasion 1d20+3… 17!

I can see him look at me questioning if he's going to punish me or not. Please let this work…

Rolling Insight 1d20+2… 9.

"... Fine. I'll let you go this once Ruby but don't do something so stupid again. Tell me how the fight went though. Also I can see that you're going to make cookies… you're giving Yang and I two both. I changed my mind on the severe punishment."

I look at him in horror as he says this. "B-But that is severe punishment!" At this he just laughs and I pout but I get to work anyway. "Well Dad I was trying to get some dust 'Definitely not buying comics or anything' but while it was doing that Roman Torchwick and a few other bad guys came out of nowhere and threatened the old guy. I was wearing headphones at the time and one the guys walked up to me, He was wearing red glasses and a suit by the way. And he told me he was robbing me. I did the only natural thing and kicked him so hard that he crashed into the other side of the shop.

After that all of them were fighting me but before they could all go to swing at me a guy and this guy that is really cool shows up and blocks this guys red glowing bat and blocks it with his staff. After that he unleashes a inferno of fire at all of the guys. They try to dodge and surprisingly do well at dodging but most of them looked extremely burnt and almost unconscious. After this Roman takes off in an alleyway and we both chase him. After entering the alleyway we both noticed that we couldn't find him. I really wanted to talk to him but we both got found out by a huntress. He seemed to be my age or around it as well and he had these really nice red eyes like Yang's. And that's really it for the fight but then Professor Ozpin allowed me to enter Beacon early and-" I get interrupted by a beep and notice the cookies are done. I bring them out and set up the plates and notice my Father looking at me weirdly. "Uhh Dad? What is it?" He stares deeper into me and says "Ruby… how well do you know this guy?" I look at him questiongly. "Not well at all really. I want to thank him for saving me and all but that's it. I wonder if he likes X-ray and Vav. That would be awesome… I STILL NEED TO SEE HIS WEAPON!" I cry into the air once I realised I never looked at his weapons.

"Well let me get a few of those cookies and we can prepare for you to enter Beacon Rubes."

I smile at him after I brush away my tears of regret. "Sure Dad!"

(Jaune PoV)

Man today has been weird but at least I can lay down now. Maybe the TV will finally wor-"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR" 'HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT"

I yell into my "MIMIC GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" 'In Foresight I shouldn't of yelled that but do I look smart, Intelligence 18 or +4,... shit nevermind I'm just stupid but not that stupid.

Mimic pops up before me in my room and his smile that he's usually wearing disappears. "Holy shit you live here?! Like come on man this is disgusting."

I give him a deadpan glare and say "Well of fucking course it's disgusting. I thought you knew how I was living. Also that doesn't matter what the fuck was that roar. Why do I feel a bit healthier all of a sudden, AND WHY DID I FLIRT WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS MY AGE!"

He looked serious till I said that then he started to laugh. This piece of shit is just somehow surprisingly punchable. Kinda like Ezreal from League after his rework. That kind of punchable.

"Okay while the whole Glynda thing is funny I can tell you that first. The roar thing is a part of our deal. Finally the last part would be your level up since I'm saying fuck xp you'll get level ups from milestones. The first level was for getting accepted to Beacon and winning a fight technically. Well the Glynda thing is you getting used to your new Charm plus I know you have a thing for older women… don't ask how I know that."

I look at him a bit red in the cheeks and sputter "N-No I d-don't like o-older women. She may be extremely hot but I wouldn't try t-that!" He laughs at me again and gives me that punchable look again.

"Fuck off man. Now tell me about the roar."

He looks at me and places down a d20. "Well roll a nat 20 and I'll tell you myself. After that you'll just have to think back on what that roar is AND where you'd find out about it. I already said it was part of our deal."

"Fine I can roll this nat 20 no problem is those grunts could get three in a row." After I say that Mimic's smile disappears with an angry scowl on his face… didn't think he'd still be angry about those 20's.

Rolling 1d20…

…

A FUCKING 9!

"DAMN IT."

(Jaune PoV still)

(Time skip to next day)

'Fuck Mimic for not just telling me. I really wanted that to go well but whatever. I arrived a few hours early for the airport so I might as well look at my level up and roll for health. I also got one more spell slot and spell. I think I chose find familiar so that is helpful. I might as well use it after I roll health.

1d6+2… 8!

'FUCK YEAH! I needed that max health roll… shit I'm fighting monsters without aura soon. Shit I'm fighting grimm without aura soon… hopefully Mimic has my back but he did say if I die I fuckin die. Screw it I'm a wizard I just need to live long enough. Well now that I rolled health I need to-'

"HEY JAUNE! I forgot that at level two you get Arcane Traditions so you ready to pick one?"

I don't feel happy with Mimic right now because of the nat 20 thing but sure I guess I can take a buff. "Sure what are the traditions?"

"Well there are

Artificer

Bladesinger

Lore Mastery

School of Abjuration

School of Conjuration

School of Divination

School of Enchantment

School of Evocation

School of Illusion

School of Invention

School of Necromancy

School of Transmutation

Technomancy

Theurgy

War Magic

"Which one do you want? Or do you wanna just roll the dice again?"

I look at him with a smile and hold up my die "You already know that I don't need Luck so I'll just be taking School of Transmutation so I can be literally useless." I say with heavy sarcasm and before Mimic can respond I quickly say. "Well a few of those are a different race only so let's just take out those that I don't particularly care for. I'd say I would use Necromancy(Because I enjoy that tree of skills), Illusion(Because fucking with people is really fun… having these powers and the higher CHA is changing me and I should look into it), Divination(Because future seeing is good plus all the other special stuff), And finally... Evocation(Because of those sweeet damage rolls)

"Well those are pretty good. I'll give you no rerolls because you're only picking ones you want. Now tell me which number on the d4 you want them to be.

"1. Necromancy

2. Divination

3. Evocation

4. Illusion"

Mimic looks at the numbers then back to me. "Well Jaune any reason for these choices of numbers?" I just shrug and throw the dice into the air. I luckily came early enough that no one is around to see us being stupid.

2d4…

…

1 and 4?

(A/N Can't believe I actually rolled fucking two accidentally good job roll20 and Brandon. I'm fucking smart aren't I?)

"Oh shit why did you roll two?" I look at him and say "I don't fucking know two spawned. Listen can we just flip a coin for Necromancy and Illusion. Necro will be heads and Illusion will be tails."

Rolling Coin(Because I'm stupid)...

…

HEADS

"Well Jaune looks like you're on your way to becoming super strong. It may scare people that you can bring back the dead. Well let's add your Necro stuff first then you can use find familiar. I whipped what you're getting up special. The familiar is an old friend of mine.

Necromancy Savant

Beginning at 2nd level, the gold and time you must spend to copy a necromancy spell into your spellbook is halved.

Grim Harvest

At 2nd level, once per turn when you kill one or more creatures with a spell of 1st level or higher, you regain hit points equal to twice the spell's level, or three times its level if the spell belongs to the School of Necromancy. You don't gain this benefit for killing constructs or undead.

"Those are pretty good Jaune and I can tell you're getting bored of this fucking level up section so I'll be trying to do them quicker. I'll be introducing you to your familiar but then I'm heading on out of your life for a bit. There is a certain person I need to go laugh at because her face must be priceless when the roar ringed out. Also you'll be stabbed with words for Find Familiar so if you cast it again you're getting a summarized version after this first cast.

FInd Familiar: You gain the service of a familiar, a spirit that takes an animal form you choose: bat, cat, crab, frog (toad), hawk, lizard, octopus, owl, poisonous snake, fish (quipper), rat, raven, sea horse, spider, or weasel. Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the familiar has the statistics of the chosen form, though it is a celestial, fey, or fiend (your choice) instead of a beast.

Your familiar acts independently of you, but it always obeys your commands. In combat, it rolls its own initiative and acts on its own turn. A familiar can't attack, but it can take other actions as normal.

When the familiar drops to 0 hit points, it disappears, leaving behind no physical form. It reappears after you cast this spell again

While your familiar is within 100 feet of you, you can communicate with it telepathically. Additionally, as an action, you can see through your familiar's eyes and hear what it hears until the start of your next turn, gaining the benefits of any special senses that the familiar has. During this time, you are deaf and blind with regard to your own senses.

As an action, you can temporarily dismiss your familiar. It disappears into a pocket dimension where it awaits your summons. Alternatively, you can dismiss it forever. As an action while it is temporarily dismissed, you can cause it to reappear in any unoccupied space within 30 feet of you.

You can't have more than one familiar at a time. If you cast this spell while you already have a familiar, you instead cause it to adopt a new form. Choose one of the forms from the above list. Your familiar transforms into the chosen creature.

Finally, when you cast a spell with a range of touch, your familiar can deliver the spell as if it had cast the spell. Your familiar must be within 100 feet of you, and it must use its reaction to deliver the spell when you cast it. If the spell requires an attack roll, you use your attack modifier for the roll.

After reading all those words my brain kinda hurts but what really is getting my attention is a cute little owl in front of me. The owl has a beautiful painted teal eye on her forehead and many different brown and dark brown eye markings across her body. She is really small and has a small little beak with brown eyes and a big head. Her head has two eyes that seems to flow in the back kind of like a horizontal slingshot my look. Her feathers are a nice brown mixed with a light tan-ish color. She truly is amazing and she is mine.

"Jaune, say hello to my old friend Teal. She'll be your familiar till she dies so I hope you use her well. Plus it gives you even more of a wizard look. Also if you're going to beacon I'm giving you a bit of Lien and or gold to get yourself some new clothes. I'd say some wizardry robes would look nice."

The little owl flies over to my shoulder and rubs her head on mine. It's really cute to look at but feels really nice while she's snuggling me. "Thank you Mimic for allowing me her. She's really amazing and I have to admit the name is great too." He just hands me the money and smiles as Teal just hoo's affectionately at me with the best smile and owl can make.

'I have ten minutes left till the Bull Head arrives. I would of been back sooner if I didn't get a text from Roman telling me that he needs to talk to me soon. We just fought so I don't think that's a good idea… but with my new intelligence I feel as though having ties to the bad side of Vale may just be a good idea.'

With those thoughts in mind Teal and I arrive back at the port for the Bull Heads and see those around me give me looks. Some of anger some of wonder and I can guess why. I'm a faunus so there comes the anger but the wonder is from my new outfit mixed in with the really cool owl.

I'm now garbed in demacian esq coloring with a nice robe with a hood. It goes down to almost my Achilles heel. The entire robe as a trim of gold outlining it with a golden Arc symbol on its top right. The hood is almost all white but has teal eyes on the middle of my hood and teal eyes lining up in a line of two going right the middle vertically on my robe's front. In the center of the eyes is a d20 die. The back of my hood is almost all white as well with the golden trim outlining it as well with the Teal eyes in the form of a six on a d6 die. In the middle of of eyes is another d20. I like the outfit but I can tell I look a lot different from everyone else. Luckily prestidigitation helped make this outfit lickity split.

As I look at the incoming Bull Head I know something amazing is going to be happening. Here is finally the start to my adventure… wait no this isn't initiation I'm just going there for a week… Maybe I'll get initiation earlier than the rest or something. 'Pfft like that'll happen… oh wait shit.'

Author's Note: I said this was going to be rather short but apparently I couldn't stop writing. This isn't the end of this yet though. I still need to tell you about two weeks ago when I was honestly was the most scared I've ever been in my entire life. Before that though I'll giving out a bit of an Omake of sorts. I'll tell you when the Omake isn't canon or not.

Review Section:

117: Shhh… don't tell anyone. I made it a bit too obvious for people who play D&D or know about it probably : P.

Guest: For that question all I have to say is… Yeah if Jaune dies in Initiation or something else entirely he's fucking dead. I have stories to start as back up for when he dies. I may have missions to say revive him like how druids have TRUE resurrection but if not that sucks.

Omake 1(Canon): Greedy Fox and the two black cats

(Third Person PoV)

After the roar many being started to spill out of the world. Races being pulled into this new world and monsters now flooding into this world. A certain man is being launched to an island known as Menagerie.

As this man is falling slowly we can see two cat Fauni sitting down outside near the beach having a picnic to remind themselves of the old times. While their eating a resounding crash blows up in front of them creating a hole of sand. When they look inside they notice someone completely covered in fur that looks a bit bloodied up. The man stands up and looks at the two and says "I can't smell much money around here so I guess I'm not in the dragon's hoard anymore… do you two know where I'm at all? Also if you pull anything I don't mind killing you both for thinking I'm weak at the moment because of the blood. I just beheaded a dragon with my claws I don't mind beheading anyone else…"

The two cats looks very surprised and also very confused. Little did they know they just ran into the Fox Tabaxi known as Phillip Collins. One of the most greedy, power hungry, and overall awesome monks to ever live.

Omake 2(This is really more of an explanation so not story Canon but real life Canon.)

Okay this all happened December 7th 2018 also known as the day Smash Brothers Ultimate came out. This day started off well and I just got done winning a tournament with my favorite guy ever the one and only Phillip Collins. After this happened I had dinner and stayed up a bit late but heard screaming downstairs. I thought there was an intruder so I took my sword I got for my birthday from medieval times downstairs. It wasn't an actual intruder but instead my soon to be step dad outside punching my brother in the face and all over while he pinned him to the ground. I knew that he was drunk and that he wasn't them most pleasant of drunks and I said something mean to him earlier because I was so sick of his drinking. He kept punching even though I yelled at him to stop while I pointed my dull as fuck sword at him. My Mom kept screaming get off my son while telling me to go back to my room. The fight was moved inside after that and my brother got pinned so in my over emotional state I took that sword and I FUCKING slammed it into his bald fucking head! After that he shrugged it off and I ran away in fear thinking he would come after me next. The cops would of arrested me for using a weapon but my brother took the rap for me. I was in my room waiting for that news for around 30 minutes while questioning was going down and I swear I was so fucking terrorfied. They took away my brother and my now not to be soon step-dad. My brothers friend, Who I'll call Steve, was there for the entire fight and the cops ended up not knowing about him. My sister was also in the house at the time but thank fucking god that she was dead asleep with her headphones on so she didn't hear any of that shit. After that I moved in with my grandma up until Thursday the next week. I had to come back even though the step-dad is here. The reason for this is because my uncle got arrested and was living at my Grandma's. I have no clue why he was arrested but it must of been because of something terrible because he could apparently go to jail for a while. During that week I had to hold my Grandmother and my Mother while they cried. I got questioned by child protection services and the cops. And now I stay in my room 24/7 because I can't fathom looking at that piece of shit. Mom says he'll be swearing off Alcohol and is going to AA but I just can't get my Mother's screams out of my head. I may forgive him in time but it's unlikely. For now though I'll just keep pushin with my life and try to stay happy.

Author's Note#2:

Thank you all for listening to that and if you didn't I don't really care but this Author's Note is special for the two people that showed me support. I have a GIGANTIC shoutout to Mordred's Stories and TheSettingDawn. You two are amazing people and thank you for making me not feel like complete shit for not uploading. I hope you two are happy and healthy and just thank you so much for the support I really needed at the time.

I guess that's all really… thank you to everyone that's reading my stories and I'll try to upload next week as well. Sorry for any errors in the writing this chapter but I have to get this out quick since it's 1:01 AM in the morning and I need to go shopping for presents early in the morning. Have a Happy Holiday, Merry Christmas, and a fucking amazing New Year everyone. You're all the fucking best especially you two Mordred's Stories and TheSettingDawn. Bye!