Hi. Okay, so where hold I start? With good news or bad news? And do I even have good news?

So first of all, SO MANY REVIEWS. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. I'm thinking about writing the 1000th reviewer a story about any pairing they want. Obviously there would be restrictions, such as no M-rated stories and asianeyebrows is not legible to participate, but hopefully you guys will like the idea. Though is it cocky to assume I'm going to reach 1000 with still 22 reviews to go? *shrugs* Tell me what you think of this in your reviews.

Now on to the bad really I should call this the stupid news, because it's pretty stupid. You see, in a moment of weakness I prayed to the gods for help with something, and to pay them back for it I was like, 'I'll sacrifice a lot of my computer time in February!'. Yeah….

That sounds even stupider (Is that a word?) typed up. But I'll feel really bad if I don't uphold my part of the deal, partly because if you say you're going to do something, you should do it, and partly because I'm actually terrified if I don't some god is going to transform me into a hedgehog. Why a hedgehog, I have no idea. But still. Tolerate my weirdness? (I'll still update, promise.)

Dear Mortals,

Despite what my Boss says, today is National Give Your Pegasus a Donut Day, and therefore you should all give me a donut. Preferably a chocolate one.

Sincerely,

Blackjack

P.S. Don't ask how I wrote all of this is English when I have hooves. Just don't.

On the sidelines:

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, when is your pegasus friend going to pay me back for that spell that allowed him to write?

Rainbow Dash: Uh, dunno…we pegasi can procrastinate an awful lot. Now excuse me, I'm gonna buy some donuts.

BTW- My sudden urge to write Hetalia fics is gone for now, but I might right them anyways. Don't know why I'm letting you guys know. Obligation, I guess?