Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

76. Chapter 76

Hello again. My math teacher handed out a bunch of sheets broadcasting about some math competition happening in May- obviously, I did not show it to my parents. XD

Dear Mortals,

As of right now, the Kane Chronicles and Percy Jackson crossover archive has 785 stories. I almost can't believe that one little remark of mine ("Manhattan has other problems, other gods") triggered so many crossovers. Key word: Almost. When you're a magician, you learn that practically anything can happen. For example, you could get possessed by Set, or become the Chief Lector after the old one died, or summon the same god who nearly destroyed you before willingly and fight Apophis. Or you could do all three, though I wouldn't recommend it. Trust me, dealing with any one of those things is extremely taxing.

Or, of course, you could meet pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows- even if that wasn't as fun as I hoped it would be.

Sincerely,

Amos