Chapter 3: Didn't see that coming!

When the Vacuums arrived back at their peaceful camp, Everyone broke out in cheers, well everyone except Ganondorf and Meta-Knight, who just sat back silently. They were pretty much the social outcasts in the group, but Ganondorf was a lot worse. If you ever said something to Ganondorf, he would just start charging up his warlock punch immediately, which was a warning for the other person to scram.

Luigi meanwhile, was praising himself silently and proved to Mario that his words were blasphemy, because Luigi DID last more than one day.

Luigi: "Take that Mario, I did last a longer than a day!"

Luigi thought he was superior now, but as he said those words,Samurai Goroh approached him and said the following words:

Goroh: "You know it, I know it, Your not a good leader, so step down and let me take over your position. Take a back seat from all the stress. After all, leaders are the #1 target"

Samurai Goroh said these words rather coldly, and was awaiting an anwser from the timid green man.

Luigi finally spoke up a few seconds later.

Luigi:"How about this, if i'm a ever voted off before you, you can have the spot of leade-"

Goroh: "Deal"

They both shook hands on it, and Goroh turned his back to Luigi and was smiling as he went back to his rather crude bed, which was made of bamboo and leaves.

Luigi thought that Goroh would be a good leader if he left. But little did Luigi know, Goroh was now planning as he layed down on his bed on how to eliminate Luigi.

Meanwhile back at the Squadrons lower quality camp, Snake was grumbling a bit, but he knew that he had to suck it up and live with Game and Watch another day. After all, he thought to himself, Game and Watch won't be here too long, as Game and Watch was really getting on his nerves lately. Despite that, the rest of the camp didn't mind him, infact they enjoyed him as Game and Watch was quite the entertainer and was performing various tricks like juggling with rocks, and jumping on a large palm tree while doing flips in the air. Although one thing that did bother them was that he still beeped constantly, so to solve that problem they kept his head in a scuba diver head piece that they found washed up on the beach which silenced the 2d man and he even seemed to enjoy it*.But for some reason, Snake just didn't seem to like him, similar to how he didn't like Sonic.

Soon after an hour of watching Game and Watch entertain (he is very entertaining), Stanley came to the Squadrons camp in his little homemade boat, which was made of a light iron sustance and a couple of barrels, along with some dead bugs hanging on the walls and a can of bug spray on the sides of the boat.

Stanley: "Hello outcasts!" He said in an almost mocking voice.

The Squadrons just mumbled a bit under their breath.

Stanley: "I see that you have quite the entertainer"

He said this as he looked at Game and Watch, who was juggling a couple of rocks on the shore.

"Any ways, today your having a special challenge I like to call the Nintendo Rally! Here's how it works: Your team will choose one person from the team to participate in the challenge, and they will participate in a challenge either against eachother, or against a other special guest... If they win the challenge, you get to come over and watch their spectacular replay and your team is safe from elimination, or they come back empty handed, most likely to be ridiculed, and despised among the outcasts for a few days. This will happen every three challenges and lucky for the rest, the Nintendo Rally counts for the challenge so everyone else gets to rest up, and the sole winner of the challenge gets a small reward!. So, who's stepping up first? While you all ponder that, I'll watch your 2d fellow outcast's performance."

Stanley then sat down, and Game and Watch continued his performance.

Snake: "I say we let's pick-"

Stanley: "One more thing, you can't pick the same person every challenge!"

The Squadrons were already thinking negative thoughts not been able to pick the same person consistantly, well, everyone expect Capt. Falcon that is, who always thought positively.

Snake: "Like I said, let's pick Capt. Falcon, he has both attributes of speed and power."

Marth:"I say we pick Mewtwo, he may just be the most intelligent here, his telekinesis may come in handy too!"

Everyone pondered this for a few seconds, then decided to go with Snake's decision. Marth felt slightly discouraged and thought to himself.

Marth: "Lousy girl hair..."

Mewtwo then decided to read his mind and send a message to him with his psychic powers.

Mewtwo: You tried... and you do have girl hair.

When Marth heard this message in his brain, he felt a chill in his body and was utterly in silence. Marth never knew that Mewtwo could also read minds.

Stanley then got up, tossed 5 dollars to Game and Watch for his performance, and took Capt. Falcon on his boat. As he was about to sail off, Zero Suit Samus yelled out to him and Stanley gladly stopped the boat for a second, gazing at her body.

ZSS: "How does the other team get the message?"

Stanley: "My assistant sends them the message and when a Nintendo Rally comes up, you'll either see me or my ,you'll see him soon enough.

Then finally Stanley went away in his boat with Capt. Falcon sitting in the back.

When they reached their destination, it was a giant stadium that was adorned with lights, banners, and various other things like Arwings and F-Zero car models on the roof. As soon as they entered the stadium, the assistant brought in the other selected challenger: Samurai Goroh. Inside the stadium was a giant crowd filled with goombas, lumas,and even ROBs were watching the soon to be active challenge.

Stanley then called upon his assistant to help him with the announcement and he said a couple of words to him silently.

Stanley: "So... what your name again?" He ask rather confused.

Assistant: "Pokemon Trainer..."

Stanley: Seriously, what's your name?

PT:...

Stanley: "Welcome everyone to the Nintendo Rally, where you get to watch fantastic performances by the selected contestants, allow me to explain what we are doing for the Rally today! Stanley then pointed a finger at Bag. The two contestants will perform various moves on Bag, and after they both perform their snazzy performances, you the crowd will decide the winner! So, let the game begin!"

PT decided the add to the excitement by releasing his Charizard in the air, leting it fly about, and unfortunately, Charizard almost ate an unfortunate Squeak, but PT brought it back just in time.

Captain Falcon and Samurai Goroh were already fighting eachother to be first up, but Stanley broke the fight up and let go up first, much to Goroh dismay. started on with a series of rapid punches, then followed up with a Falcon Kick, which drove the crowd wild. His fast movement, mixed with a perfect amount of strength, made his performance dazzling, and after his last few uppercuts and a giant blow from the knee, he finished off his performance with his signature move:

Falcon: "Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnch!

His Falcon Punch sent flying into the crowd, who moved out of the way just in time. The crowd was roaring 's name and were very pleased with his beating on the Sand Bag.

Stanley thought Falcon's performance was very impressive too, and let Goroh go up to Mr. Sandbag next, hoping to see something just as amazing as the last act.

Goroh first let out a loud and proud battle cry before charging at , and started his performance by launching Mr. Sandbag up in the air with his sword. He then proceeded to attack the bag with a series of sword slashes, and a couple of kick here and there. His swordplay was so fast, that the crowd lost track of it at times. Goroh put an end to his beating on the SandBag by Making one GIANT slash which slammed into the rigged backboard at a high velocity. Cheers erupted from the crows and Stanley was also very impressed with his performance. Once the two gave eachother a deathly glare, Stanley stood up and shouted at the crowd to decide the winner.

Stanley: "Cheer if Captain Falcon's the man you want to give victory!"

The crowd broke out into a very loud and while the girls cheered the word Captain, the guys cheered the word Falcon right after them.

Stanley: "If Samurai Goroh's your sword wielding champion, shout for him!"

The crowd was also very loud and they yelled out Goroh's name: Samurai Goroh!

Judging by the hollers in the crowd, he made his decision on who had more cheers and an overall better performance.

Stanley: The winner, by a very small margin is... Captain Falcon!"

Capt. Falcon was overjoyed and he went up to Goroh slowly.

Falcon: "Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwnch!"

He sent Goroh into the backboards where Mr. Sandbag rested also. Stanley quickly addressed Falcon after seeing this.

Stanley: "Easy there, you already won!

Then he turned his attention to the crowd again

Stanley: "Ok everyone, clear out and see you again next time, where two new competitors will clash heads against eachother!"

The crowd left very satisfied.

Silence was around the Vacuums camp as they waited for the results, soon their request was anwsered with sorrow as Stanley dropped Goroh off and left.

Goroh felt rather ashamed to lose to Falcon again, so he just went back to bed without words.

As for the Squadrons, they were picked up by PT and got to watch Falcon's performance on a giant theater screen, which was met with much praise. When they were sent back, Stanley gave Capt. Falcon his reward which was A giant king sized blanket enbroided with his name on it and had a couple of F-Zero cars on it, much to 's delight. A few other members weren't exactly happy with him getting his own blanket, but most of them thought that he deserved it, and were glad that they weren't being voted out today, but wondered which of the Vacuums would diminish off of the opposing team.

The Vacuums were scrambling around, trying to persuade people to join them in voting out someone. Soon, a small pack which had Luigi,Megaman,Fawful,Sonic,Zelda,Krystal,and Goroh, were sitting deep in the forest, discussing who they wanted gone. Megaman was the first to speak up.

Megaman: "WHY in the world do we even NEED Jigglypuff man, she's useless!"

Luigi: "But I think that we should vote out Ganondorf, he's very hard to work with, he's scary, and you can't even talk to him without him trying to attack you most of the time, he only talks to a Meta Knight occasionally."

Krystal: "I agree with Luigi, let's take out that evil freak."

Sonic decided to speak up next.

Sonic: "No way! Jigglypuff's useless!"

Luigi: "Fawful, Zelda, do you have any input on this situation?"

Fawful spoke rather oddly when he talked

Fawful: "Yes, that Pink puffball is the mustard seed of patheticness, we don't need that cow bean."

Zelda: "No, take out Gannondorf, I know what he's like. Zelda then thought back to Ganondorf with a shudder."

Megaman: "You want some valid reasons why Jigglypuff should go man? Well for one she can't stay awake no matter what. Two, she is very weak and has nothing we could possibly need from her. Three, Have you seen her do something besides sleep, and she can't even talk to us properly, all she does is say her own name!" Man don't you just hate it when someone repeats the same thing over and over again man? Know what I mean man?!

Sonic: Oh I know what you mean...

Megaman's reasons persuaded a few in the group and made Fawful and Sonic change there minds.

Sonic: "Come on Luigi, Step it up! We need you with us!"

Luigi turned his head to the oddly silent Goroh.

Luigi: Anything to a say Goroh?

Goroh was still crushed after his loss to Falcon

Goroh: ...Whatever.

Luigi finally gave in with a sigh.

Luigi: "Let's do it, Jigglypuff it is."

Zelda would not change her mind no matter what.

Fawful: "KEKEKE! I will secretly persuade and round up the rest of the cow beans to vote for puffball pink ok?"

The rest of the group agreed, who were all soon pleased except for Zelda.

Later at night, when you could here bugs in the forest and the moonlight reflecting on the shore, The Vacuums were given a map to the REJECTION ROOM and soon got to the spot in less than an hour. The place had cobwebs on it and looked rather bland, but what was inside would surprise them more. Virtual Boy's were on the shelves and other rejected stuff and other forgotten things and games made tiles for the floor. Character portraits like the Eggplant Wizard and Balloon Fighter were hung up on the walls and hidden so well that you may never see it, was a picture of Stanley in all his glory. Luigi could of also swore that he saw a game cartridge of Luigi Missing hidden on the ground.

As soon as eveyone took their seat, Stanley cut to the chase.

Stanley: "Ok, let's just get the voting underway, so I'll let you go first, Fawful."

Fawful: "Ketchup beans!"

Stanley: "OK then..."

10 minutes later, Stanley brought out the skull shaped pot which had the words "Reject Time" on it. Stanley then read the first vote:

First vote: Ganondorf

Second vote: Ganondorf

Third vote: Jigglypuff

Fourth vote: Jigglypuff

Fifth vote: Ganondorf

Sixth vote: Jigglypuff

Seventh vote: Jigglypuff

While Ganondorf was half smirking at him probably going to stay, Jigglypuff was fast asleep.

Eighth vote: Jigglypuff

Ninth vote: Jigglypuff

the 10th, 11th and 12th vote: Jigglypuff

Stanley said to the sleeping Jigglypuff as he picked her up: "3rd person voted out, and never going to be Nintendo's Star:Jigglypuff"

As Stanley was crossing the bridge to load Jigglypuff into the cannon, and set the coordinates back to her home, the Balloon Fighter fish flew up from the bottom of the bridge and tried to take a bite at Jigglypuff. She woke up and fell on the fist and used rest. This attack sent the fish FLYING away and into the smiling clouds. Everyone was speechless and jaws dropped, except Ganondorf. They watched Stanley shakingly loaded her in the cannon, and shot her back to her home.

Stanley: "W-w-well, that is all."

No one spoke for the rest of the night. They have just fully underestimated the power of Jigglypuff.

Luigi: Jigglypuff
Yoshi: Jigglypuff
Fawful Jigglypuff
Ganondorf: Jigglypuff
Sonic: Jigglypuff
Samurai Goroh: Jigglypuff
Meta Knight: Jigglypuff
Megaman: Jigglypuff
Krystal: Jigglypuff
Wario: Ganondorf
Zelda: Ganondorf
Jigglypuff: Ganondorf

Zelda: Next time...I swear it

Wario: What? I admire a pokemon who can think only about themselves!

Ganondorf: Think anyone out there can vote for me? I will hunt them down and show them to get their heads straight!

Luigi: S-Such power in that attack.

Jigglypuff, final words:

...Jigglypuff! *Falls asleep*