And my mom found out about the math contest. Dam.

Dear Mortals,

For your information, I. Am. Married. And even if I wasn't, I'd find a better spouse than some chaos-creating all-evil snake.

By the way, would you guys rather be burnt alive or dragged down into the Underworld with red sand? Either is okay with me and extremely painful!

Feel my wrath,

Set

Is this okay? I thought it was kind of short…but I figured Set would be pretty to the point with this. REVIEW!