Chapter 5: Run Outcasts Run!

The Vacuums came back to camp instanly and slept away, happy that Ganondorf was eliminated. Next morning, Luigi woke up bright and early, for he had less fear in his heart when Ganondorf was gone.

Luigi: "Let's a see how much food we have..."

Luigi looked at the remaining food content, which was pretty meager, with only a few bloopers, Krabbys, and a few other food items. Luigi decided while everyone was sleeping, he would bring back some more for the others. As he was about to jump into the crystal clear water, Sonic and Meta Knight also woke up. Lately, Meta Knight had been more open around camp and isn't as silent as he was before. After breaking off from Ganondorf's grasp, he felt like he had more of a fighting chance in this game.

Luigi: "Anyone want to go a fishing with me? "

Luigi pulled out the sharp neat looking stick that Goroh made, which was intended for fishing. While Meta Knight accepted his invitation, Sonic freaked out!

Sonic: Yo man, i'll j-just chill on the beach and fish from the side lines ok?

Sonic then pulled out the fishing rod from the basket of fishing supplies that was labled "good rod".

Luigi: "Whatever you said Sonic. Let's go Meta."

They both dived into the water, seeing fish like barboach and other kinds of fish swam out of Luigi's grasp, but Meta Kinght caught quite an few and tossed them on shore. Meta Knight then pointed to a lone Magikarp swimmimg by itself, which was very large for it's size.

Meta Knight: Catch it.

Luigi then swam slowly up to it, and put no effort into catching the Magikarp, as it just sat there when Luigi speared it by the tail. Luigi and MetaKnight then both hoisted the Magikarp ashore, (it was that heavy), and pondered on how to kill it.

Luigi: "Ok, let's spear it in the head, 1...2...3!"

Luigi and Meta Knight both speared it at once, but it barley made a scratch. Then even woke up Wario and they all tried attacking it, but they didn't prevail. This made Wario angry.

Wario: "Stupid fish! I'm hungry! "

He said this angrily as he kicked the Magikarp back into the water a VERY bad move on his half.

Luigi: There goes a giant sized fish...

Sonic then announced that he caught a Tympole, holding it proudly up in the air by the fishing rod.

Sonic: "Look guys, I caught a fishizzle! "

No one could care less, and Sonic was in fear to, as all the sudden a GINORMOUS Gyrados emerged from the water, and looked them all in the eye. Luigi jumped into a bush, and screamed, which woke everyone up.

Megaman: "Oh..My..God...man"

The Gyrados made a thunderstorm appear which zapped Megaman instantly, and the lightning bolt knocked him out. Everyone was running about now and screaming. Fawful and Zelda shot projectiles at it, which only slightly weakened it.

Meta Knight's slashing at the Gyrados also earned him a ticket to being knocked out. The Gyrados didn't touch Sonic, but Sonic ran into Krystal and they both fell flat on the floor, both dizzy and confused.

Only Fawful, Zelda, Goroh, Wario were left now to fight (Luigi was hiding in a bush). Luigi soon came out of the bush though because due to fear, he made a fireball in his hand without him knowing, and this burnt down the bush so he ran out and looked at the Gyrados in fear. Luigi was now out in battle and fired away fireballs, which didn't do to much also.

Then, Luigi thought of an idea.

He took the food they had remaining, and shoved it down Wario's throat. This made the other members angry, but soon they would see the results. Wario rubbed his bulging belly and Luigi yelled to the others.

Luigi: COVER YOUR EARS AND STAY BACK!

They did as he said and ran away abit so they were out of the radius of Wario's fart. Wario then aimed his butt towards the Gyrados while they had Fawful distract it. Wario released the fart while Luigi shot fireballs into the fart. This made a giant flame appear and it scorched the Gyrados and killed it. Then it landed on shore and almost squashed Fawful, but he moved away just in time.

Everyone cheered for Luigi and Wario and commented Luigi on his intelligence. They also ended up with more food than before as they had the gigantic Gyrados.

Zelda: "Good Job!"

Yoshi: "Yoshi!" ( Pathetic )

Sonic: "That's why he's leader that's bumpin'!"

Goroh, on the other hand, was jealous and disappointed. It will be much harder for him to vote out Luigi now but he was silent anyways.

Luigi:" Let's feast! Wario, YOU can have first bite."

Wario: "Here I go!

He took at large piece of the Gyrados and yelled with glee. It was much easier to eat because it was scorched by the flame."

Wario: "Woah! This is delicious!"

Everyone then started feasting and a very small part of the Gyrados filled them all up, so they had plenty of raining food left. 1 hour later, Stanley came to pick them up when he saw the Gyrados.

Stanley: "Wow! How did you obtain that?"

Wario: "Well, I scorched it with a fart!"

Stanley: "Ok... anyways, on to the next challenge, outcasts!"

He picked them all up and zoomed in his boat while he looked at the other teams on their own individual Pidgeys. When they arrived at there destination, all they say was a long, narrow line enbroided with Karts. Mario karts to be exact.

Stanley: "Well, this long walkway was a piece of a track from the Luigi circuit and we put a few pictures on it."

Luigi: "Hey, that comes out of my paycheck!"

Stanley: "How much are you even paid?"

Luigi lowered his head in shame.

Stanley: Outcasts, all you have to do is walk down the narrow walkway and get to the end. The team with the most players at the end wins the challenge. You may also push and shove. Ready... go!

Everyone looked befudeled as they walk. Was it really that simple?

Sonic thought it was, he was halfway down the walkway before anyone took a couple of steps, Captain Falcon was close behind Sonic when all of the sudden, Sonic stepped on something and was stuck in the ground. It was none other than a pit fall! He squirmed about, but couldn't get out. These pitfalls lasted way longer than the regular ones, and were completely hidden in the ground. If you hit a pitfall, you probably won't be out for a while. This was the least of their problems as they saw a giant Lugia behind them.

Stanley: A freshly caught Lugia, courtesy of Pokemon Trainer!

Mewtwo merely scoffed at what he thought was an overgrown chicken.

Mewtwo: (I can beat that thing no problem)he thought to himself.

Everyone else on the other hand look at the gigantic specimen in fear. The Lugia would freeze anyone that it hit with a beam and freeze them for a long time, even longer then the pitfall freezes someone.

Mr. Game and Watch turned sideways and ran, and soon enough, was at the finishline fourth, right after Link, Krystal, and Wario (he used his bike).

Captain Falcon sped right after the others finished contestants as his left foot was frozen, but he still made it anyways in 5th.

Fox reflected most of the shots, and one of the shots he reflected accidently hit Snake, which froze him a Snake cursed under the ice weakly. But Fox also stepped on a C4, which blew him right into the awaiting mouth of a pirahna plant, which also hid in small tubes around the walkway, which stopped Fox for good too.

Luigi was using his Green missile to fly across the floor, but Luigi misfired into Fawful, which blew Fawful right to the finish line. Luigi also made it to the finish line barely and shot himself to the finishing point.

Yoshi was snagged by an ice attack as well as Marth and DK Junior.

Sonic shook in fear as his body was near the water.

Stanley: Get a move on everyone else! Time's running out!

Only Bowser, Meta Knight, Goroh, Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Megaman were left to run to the checkpoint.

Bowser dived towards the checkpoint and actually made it to the goal. Pikachu also had no problems, as he sped across the walkway.

This only left Mewtwo left on the Squadron's side. Seeing his immense powers compared to Megaman and Goroh, the Squadrons already began to celebrate as Mewtwo slowly floated over the obstacles at a leisurely pace. In fact, Mewtwo seemed fairly relaxed, making no effort to make it to the finish and Megaman struggled to catch up to Mewtwo. Mewtwo was basically daydreaming in the middle of the challenge

Mewtwo: (What will I do once I'm the mascot of Nintendo? Hmm, think I'll give myself another Pokemon movie. And raise my BST to surpass Arceus'. A god of all pokemon? What a joke, I'm the most superior Pokemon out there. And another thing I got to do is recode myself into Super Smash Bros Brawl. How dare they cut me out of the game because I missed the casting call studying Fearow flight patterns-)

Mewtwo was suddenly cut short in his speech when the enraged Lugia fire an Aeroblast at Mewtwo, which shook Mewtwo a bit and abruptly cut off his train of thought. This did not please Metwo, as one of his favorite past times was thinking to himself.

Mewtwo: (Hey I'm walking here!)

Mewtwo charged up an immense shadow ball attack, and blew Lugia right out of the sky. The Lugia screeched as it plummeted right into the water. This made Goroh and Megaman, who was panting to catch up to Mewtwo, stop frozen in their tracks. Every else also stared bug eyed at the legendary pokemon. All the sudden, Stanley took his boat out, piloting it so he could hop out and stop right in front of Mewtwo.

Stanley: "Woah there Mewtwo! You have just clearly violated one of the rules within this competition!"

Mewtwo's eyes began to narrow in on Stanley. His voice became loud with his telekenetics shaking the sky.

Mewtwo: (What!? He attacked me during my blissful stroll through this challenge!)

Stanley: "Yeeah. But in the contract for this game, it clearly says in section 3 lines 24-25 that "No contestant shall tamper with any challenges whatsoever". You just broke this rule. And you made the Pokemon Trainer have to take that giant thing to the Pokemon center thats miles away from here! Didn't I say we have no actual medical team here?"

Megaman whispered to Goroh.

Megaman: "S-Should we run for it?"

Goroh: "Yeah let's do it"

Megaman and Goroh went about 12 steps before landing in a couple of pitfalls.

Mewtwo: (So what are you trying to say to me, you pathetic human?!)

Stanley gulped and made his announcement.

Stanley: "We're cutting you out of the game. Sorry."

Mewtwo's anger began to flare up as trees were being torn out of the ground, and started ripping out the contestants that were trapped by the Pitfalls. Stanley expected the worst.

Mewtwo: (I'll, I'll...OK.)

Stanley's heart skipped a few beats and stared at Mewtwo dumbfounded.

Stanley: Really?

Mewtwo: (Yeah. I knew I wasn't going to win this contest anyways)

Sonic, who was floating in the air next to him, thought this was quite frankly, the most amazing thing he ever heard in his life.

Sonic: "Wow bro! That's amazing! How did you know that?!

Mewtwo: "Future sight. Duh."

Sonic's eyes gleamed in further anticipation.

Sonic: "So, who's the ultimate playa' in this game then?"

He began to cross his fingers. Stanley buried his hands in his heads as he knew he could lose his job if the answer was revealed.

Mewtwo: "The winner of Survivor: Nintendo is -"

Mewtwo unexpectantly teleported into thin air, a smirk evident as he left.

Stanley: What the? Thank goodness. Well, Mewtwo is eliminated for today everyone!

Everyone else except for Megaman, Goroh, and Sonic, were now in utter shock. They were not within earshot to hear this news before and the Squadrons were angered to lose such a powerful member. Sonic snapped his fingers in disappointment, yet relieved that a powerful threat was gone.

Sonic: "Aww, so close. He had krunk and spunk!"

Stanley: "Back to camp everyone!"

As the Vacuums cheered and the Squadrons grumbled, Mewtwo came back to the area 5 minutes later after the area was cleared out.

Mewtwo: (Nothing better than the game of suspense. Except Pokemon. Nothing beats Pokemon. The best Pokemon game was the original Red and Blue though. I don't even understand all these other designs anymore. A icecream cone, really? And I'll never understand how the person who wins this Survivor game even manages to do it. I mean, who's better then me? I guess I cannot argue with future sight. And another thing...)

Votes: N/A

Final words, Mewtwo: N/A