After a rather troubled sleep withs dreams about losing one of their strongest players, Mewtwo last night, the Squadrons woke up to start a new day. Snake saw Game and Watch hanging out with his pet turtle while he look at ZSS and saw her hanging out with Pikachu? ZSS was poking Pikachu in the stomach and laughing. She was giving Pikachu as much attention as a new born child, which made Snake jealous. Fox noticed this by the look in his eyes.
Fox: Jealous partner?
Snake: Me, jealous? Perposterous! Everyone loves Pikachu, right?
Fox: Pikachu's like the little mascot on this team, he just so adorable! Fox started to make cooeing sounds.
Snake cocked an eyebrow at Fox, which made Fox stop and walk away to find DK Junior to collect some food. Snake couldn't care less if anyone else thought Pikachu was the pinnacle of the Squadrons team. But why is Pikachu getting the babe, he thought to himself. Oh well, it'll pass soon, everyone will soon lose interest in Pikachu as quickly as a bad fad. Snake then went on to talk to ZSS while he puffed out his chest.
Snake: So... isn't that electric mouse the cutest?
ZSS: Pikachu's sooooooooo cute! I could just cuddle him all day long!
ZSS then flipped him on his back and started to tickle him.
Pickachu: Pika pika!
As Snake walked away, he made a motion to Pikachu that showed war between them. Pikachu saw this and stuck his tongue out at him. Then he started to cry for no reason, and Samus caught him pointing at Pikachu with a devious glare in his eye, which made ZSS angry.
ZSS: Come on Snake, declaring war against this poor innocent creature, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Snake: But I-
ZSS: Shoo, he's mine!
Snake: Ok...
He then backed away slowly and then crawled away into his cardboard box. He then pulled out his cigar that he hid from Stanley, lit it, and procceeded to smoke it and use it as a light to read his comic books in his box. Meanwhile, Marth was talking to Link in the forest where the trees hid them from the others.
Marth: How come you never talk? It's rather creepy
Link just stared at him
Marth: Come on, we cool, right?
Link just started figiting with his fingers
Marth: How would you like it if I just spoke Japanese!?
Link then looke at him and brushed his hair
Marth: Oh, so now you mock me cause I have a slight feminant appearance, i'll show you feminate.. and Japanese!
Marth then started to twirl about and skip around the hidden area they both found while uttering Japanese sayings. He then swayed his hair round and round and did one last ballet twirl as he jumped out of the forest. Everyone saw him do this and looked at him in utter horror, awaiting an explanation.
Marth was stuttering now as he fumbled on his words.
Marth: Um.. durr... It's good edicate for all swordsman to do that occasionally. It.. brings you good luck!
Link then walked out of the forest and made a gesture to show that Marth was crazy. Everyone believed him and now thought that both Falcon and Marth were insane, for all the wrong reasons.
Snake then came out of the cardboard box 2 hours later and put out his cigar.
Snake: Where's DK Junior and Fox? It's been an hour now
Everyone forgotten about them and now talked among themselves.
Snake: Ok people, we need a game plan! Fox and DK Junior are m.i.a. Who's going to look for them?
Capt. Falcon shot up his hand without hesitation.
Snake: Ok, you can go Falcon, anyone else?
A few seconds later, Bowser, Link, and Game and Watch raise there hands too.
Snake: Bowser, Link, Game and Watch?, Ha, good one, your not going Game and Watch, I mean, look at you! Raiden is a more capable cadet!
This made Game and Watch tossed his pet turtle at Snake, which started snapping at his face.
Snake: Akk, woah, ok ok... The turtle can go, you can't!
Game and Watch then sighed as he watched Link and dash into the forest and out of sight, while Bowser walked slowly into action. As Mr. Game and Watch layed his turtle down, Snake poked him on the shoulder and asked him an odd question.
Snake: Does that turtle have a name?
Game and Watch responded by taking off his scuba helmet for a split second, and yelled BLIPP!
Snake: Ok, private Blipp! Go into action!
The turtle went surprisingly fast into the forest, and sped ahead of Bowser. At the wrong timing though, Stanley came about.
Stanley: Quick outcasts, we don't have a whole lot of time! LETS GO!
Snake: We have teammates in the forest...
Stanley: Forget them, move out!
Bowser heard Stanley yell so he came back to the campgrounds to go to the challenge as the team hopped in the boat and went off into the distance. They were unfortunately without the aid of Link, Fox, DK Junior,Capt. Falcon, and Blipp, Game and Watch's turtle. This challenge would be tough indeed.
There destination was achieved soon enough as they went inside a room and saw a Giant sumo ring with a line of Gorons itching for a an opponent to torches surrounded the areana and moss covered the floors. Stanley then begame explaining the challenge quickly.
Stanley: Pwew! I had a 20 dollar bet against PT on who whould get here first! Stanley then saw PT flying on his charizard as the others were behind him on the pidgeys. Stanley then scoffed at PT and told him to pay up. PT took out his wallet and pulled out a $20, then closed his wallet again, money pouring out of it. The wallet contained around $99999 dollars in it which astonished Stanley.
Stanley: HOW do you make that much money!?
PT:I travel across the land, searching far and wide... I win battles, I gloat and they cry... The power I have inside!
PT yelled this at the top of his lungs which hurt everyone's ears.
Stanley: Ok then, whatever floats your boat. Anyways, this challenge is similar to the one when you knocked eachother in the water, except both teams are going to work together to beat the gorons in sumo wrestling!
Everyone was silent. Stanley then continued talking.
The first to be knocked out of the ring loses,and whatever team has more wins is the winner of the match, either the Sqaccuums(your combined team name), or the , if a goron is extremely massive or skilled, there may be 2 people verse one goron at once. Since were missing 4 people... Link, Fox,Capt. Falcon and DK Junior, four people on the Vacuum's need to sit out to even out the numbers, who's it gonna be? Oh, as if you lose, one person from BOTH teams are eliminated.
The Vaccuum's huddled together and pondered for a brief minute, then chose Luigi, Sonic, Zelda,and Yoshi to sit out.
Stanley: One more thing Squadrons, if you have this much people missing from a challenge again, there all eliminated! So got that?
The Squadrons nodded agreeingly.
Stanley: OK, let the sumo begin! First match: Zezzy Goron vs Krystal!
Zezzy came rolling at Krystal as she adopted a sumo stance. She then pulled out her staff and planted it in the ground. When the goron charged at her, she only went back slightly. She then dropped the staff and locked in combat with the goron. They wrestled about, but Zezzy tripped Krystal and tossed her into the outer wall, making her the loser of the match.
Stanley: Krystal is the loser! One for the gorons! Next match: Cronno goron vs Wario
Cronno goron was larger that the one Krystal had versed, but Wario couldn't care less. He dodged the goron's charging attack and grabbed the goron and wrestled with it. Wario then bit the goron and that made it stagger for a moment, which gave Wario the oppertunity to tackle it. He took full advantage of that oppertunity and smashed Cronno out of the ring.
Stanley: Wario ties the score for the Squacuums! 3rd match is Megaman and ZSS verse Nozzty goron, good luck, he's huge!
Stanley wasn't joking all right, this goron was bigger than the previous two, and could squish both Megaman and ZSS rather easily. The match started with ZSS firing plasma bullets at Nozzty, which only stunned him slightly. She then grabbed the goron, and held on to it rather well. Megaman was ready to fire a shot at Nozzty when Samus had it in a chokehold with her plasma whip. ZSS was wrestling the goron off the edge of the arena, awaiting a final blow from Megaman, but this didn't happen. Instead, he tried firing a extremely powerful shot, but his suit malfunctioned and he shot himself out of the ring from the force of the misfired blast. Nozzty then got a hold of ZSS and performed a body slam on her out of the arena, which injured her severly. She laid there motionless and Nozzty scored another point for the gorons.
Stanley then called two toads to take ZSS away in a plane. They then flew off into the clouds.
Stanley: Another point for the gorons! If ZSS doesn't heal by tonight, she's eliminated, so hope for the best! Next match: Samurai Goroh vs Derge goron!
This goron was smaller than the others, and was only slightly bigger than Goroh, and this goron looked rather meek. It sat ready to dodge Goroh, but Goroh came at him to fast, and knocked him out of the ring before it had a chance to attack. The other gorons were impressed.
Stanley: Wow, Goroh's a master at wrestling gorons! Goroh ties the score again! Next match: Marth and Pikachu verse Goyust Goroh.
Goyust was a Goron who was not as big as Nozzty, but Goyust had spikes on his back, and long claws, which was unusual for a goron. Goyust came at full speed and twirled in circles, which clawed Marth across the face, but Pikachu dodged the attack by crouching. An eletrical bolt was then sent by Pikachu to the Goyust, but it was ineffective because the gorons for some reason were uneffected by electricity, which was bad for Pikachu. Marth was using counter to stop the clawing Goyust from landing a hit on him, but one counter missed and send Marth rolling into Pikachu. Pikachu stayed in the ring, but Marth was out of the ring. Goyust came rolling ravingly towards Pikachu, but Pikachu made a spectacular jump, and clinged on to the spikes on Goyust's back. He then started to scream in Goyust's ear which drove him insane. he ran to the end of the edge, and tried shaking him off. Then instead he made the spikes on his back grow longer, then dropped his body on the floor. This made Pikachu fall of the spikes he was clinging to and hit the dirt floor out of the arena. Goyust was pleased at the hard match he fought, so he helped Marth and Pikachu back up, and cheered loudly.
Stanley: That was interesting! Goyust wins the match! The next match is Meta Knight verse Kolluy goron!
Kolluy was as big as Meta Knight! He was a very undergrown goron but had very muscular arms, and was covered in armour. Kolluy also had a very serious look in his eyes, like Meta Knight always had. Kolluy scanned Meta Knight therally, then turned into a ball and rolled about the ring. Meta Knight glided about the ring to and tried to stop at where the goron was going to be. When Meta Knight stopped finally at a good spot, he stopped Kolluy and they both then rolled into one round ball which looked blue and brownish with the slightest tint of sliver. The ball then was turning more and more red and then finally stopped. Meta Knight was covered slightly in blood as he dizzily fell out of the ring. Everyone underestimated Kolluy.
Stanley: Final match now, This one's either way, the gorons win but for the heck of it, Totuslas goron verse Game and Watch, Fawful, and Snake! If you win this, you at least get a reward, each of you!
Totalus was the biggest goron by far and also the leader of the gorons. He had an amazing build, and used steel gloves and instead of normal arms, he has titanium arms. The trio could swear that they saw meneacing flames that show excitment in his large lustful eyes. This was the ultimate goron battle, which would earn great respect if the three beat Totalus.
Stanley: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Totalus let out a scornful laugh as the music played at a volume everyone could here, which was unheard from Totalus' voice for a moment
Totalus: Face me weaklings!
Fawful then screamed at a high pitch.
Fawful: I HAVE FURYYYYY! Fawful then tossed the cloak and helmet aside and was now in an odd pink type of jumpsuit, which also allowed him to fly and glide like his helmet did.
Totalus swung a punch at Game and Watch, but Game and Watch turned sideways and avoided the punch. Snake then screamed at Fawful to turn right. Fawful turned right and clutched on to Totalus's arm, and brought him to the ground, he had some immense power in this pink suit when he was in his so called "fury mode". Totalus was slowed down by Fawful, and Game and Watch cracked a fish bowl over Totalus's head. This enrage Totalus but Snake tossed a grenade at him, but he just chewed on it and spat it out, pin and all. Snake then resorted to plan B and rolled out of Totalus's charging attack after he tossed Fawful aside. While Sanke was distracting Totalus, Game and Watch and Fawful launched themselves at his eyes, which brought him to the ground. Totalus was sucking Game and Watch into his mouth, ready to chew him up like he did with the grenade, but Fawful cuffed him across the face with a swift arm. This punch cracked Totalus' head back and Fawful somehow launched the balls he launched out of his helmet, out of his hands, which statred to burn Totalus's body. Totalus was being beaten so far, but he wouldn't accept that. Totalus attemped to smack Snake out of the ring, but he missed and instead hit Fawful's helmet outside of the ring and shattered it to pieces. This enrages Fawful completly.
Fawful: HORSE BALONY! A powerful strike was made by Fawful as he just about smashed Totalus right out of the ring. This didn't happen though as Totalus grabbed him after he stood barely balanced in the ring. Fawful didn't notice Totalus grab him though as he was ready to slam him out of the ring. But, with a quick cry from Snake, he was soon to be saved.
Snake: Fawful, headbutt and ram yourself foward with all your might!
Fawful did this, and this made Totalus hang on the edge of the ring. With the aid of Game and Watch smashing a giant credit card on Totalus's back, and Snake performing a strong powerful axe like kick to Totalus' spine, the king of Gorons was sitting outside of the ring face first in the ground within an long minute of full out effort for Fawful, Game and Watch, and Snake. They have won the match. Everyone else was stunned.
Stanley: In one of the most intense moments of Survivor of the Smash yet, the trio wins! Here's your prize guys!
Before Stanley gave them there prizes, he broguth them into a bullet bill shaped booth that was set up which was also soundproof and no one else could see them .Stanley then gave Game and Watch, Snake, and Fawful a small golden token which were none other than the official Nintendo trademark symbols.
Snake: What do we do with these?
Stanley: Well, these keep you safe from elimination until the merge! But when will that be you ask? Find out later! Don't tell anyone that you have these! They only work once! Anyways, so no one seems supicious about any of you having them, here are these metals that the Gorons gave the the best sumo wrestlers, Goroh got one too, altohugh yours are bigger than his and covered in rubys.
Snake, Game and Watch, and Fawful all walked out with beautiful medals which everyone stared at. They were covered in rubies, emeralds, and diamonds. The shape of the medal was individual for each, for it was a model of themselves all wrestling Totalus. These medals were all made on the spot since the gorons were good with jewlerly. Goroh's medal was gold with a few emeralds and had him wrestling Derge on it.
As they all left, the gorons cheered for all them happily. They were all satisfied, including Totalus.
Soon, each separate team got back to there own the Squadrons were back, they saw ZSS waiting for them back at the camp. She was in...condition to play on in the game. Although her stomach looked about the size of a yoga ball as Snake cringed backwards
Snake: What in the world happened to you!?
ZSS: Minor mishaps in the doctor's office...but I'm ready to play anyways! No worries, it'll go away within th next few days.
Snake: Why oh merciful god...
ZSS sneered at him
ZSS: What was that?!
Snake: Nothing!
Despite the cheer around the camp, they still had to vote someone out because they lost by one, despite the trio's spectacular win, and the Squadrons were still missing Fox, Link, Capt. Falcon, DK Junior, and Blipp( he wasn't a votable member though). Meanwhile at the Vacuum's camp, they were discussing on who to vote off. Luigi was talking to Goroh, Zelda, Meta Knight, and Sonic while Fawful was sleeping.
Zelda: Nominees for today, anyone?
Luigi: Anyways, I think Wari-
Sonic interupted him abruptly
Sonic: Have you seen Megaman's suit lately? It's BAD. It malfuntions alot!
Luigi: Such as?
Sonic lowered his eyes at him
Luigi: Well...
*flashback* Megaman: Hey, watch this, i'll blow that tree down man!
Megaman attempts to shoot the tree down, but his suit backfires on him, sending him into the water.
*flashback #2 Recent* Megaman trying to fire at shot at the goron, but it backfired on him and sent him out of the arena.
Luigi was pretty convinced now, but had one more question
Luigi: But why did his suit work on the day that Ganondorf was eliminated? Luigi shuddered when he said Ganondorf.
Sonic: That was the ONLY time it ever work. I think his suit was badly damaged ever since the lightning hit it the day that Falco was eliminated. Face it, he can't do much, so we don't need him.
Everyone agreed with Sonic's logic.
Meta Knight: Megaman.
Luigi: It seems so...
Back to the Squadrons camp, they had to eliminate someone, but they had no idea who to eliminate. As they pondered, they saw Capt. Falcon wrestling a giant banana peel with eyes. Fox was coming out of the forest and DK Junior was behind him. Fox seemed to be frustrated.
Fox: This ape ate some amazing food supplies! He said this as he pointed an accusing finger at DK Junior.
Snake: What did he eat?
Fox: He was going to eat this entire giant walking banana with eyes. But instead, the banana said it's name was Xananab and he had a whole years worth of bananas if we didn't hurt him. We reluctantly agreed and saw the bundle of bananas. But as I turned my back to show you guys, he ate every single banana! He left nothing for us! The person I talking about who showed us the food supplies is currently being attacked by Capt. Falcon for no reason necessary.
Capt. Falcon was wrestling Xananab, but the giant banana escaped and ran away as fast as he could.
Snake: Well, no harm done DK Junior, right Fox?
Fox: Bu-
Snake: RIGHT, Fox? Snake winked at him and the other people, and Fox and the others knew his plan
Fox: Yeah, ok, it's all gooood DK Junior.
DK Junior: Ooooo?
Little did he know, the confused ape didn't have much time.
Snake: Where's Link? Stanley is coming any minute now!
Link came charging out of the forest fighting off some Deku scrubs.
Link:...
Marth: Good to HEAR you again.
Link:...
Stanley came 5 minutes later, and made an anouncement.
Stanley: Let's go, the other team is watching you tonight, and your going to watch them!
The Squadrons were in the boats as they sped ahead and Stanley saw the Vacuums on pidgeys while PT himself was going across the water on his Squirtle, who was strong enough to hold him up. Stanley decided to ram PT off Squirtle, but PT swayed about and knocked him out of the boat. He then hopped in the boat and navigated it to the REJECTANCE ROOM, leaving Stanley to swim to the destination himself.
As soon as they got there, PT was going to read the votes today.
PT: Since Stanley's "out of commison" for now, I'll read the votes. Ok guys, you all did a good job, but one of you must go tonight. Squadrons, your up first. Vacuum's, you can watch them. First thing's first, a little discussing on the current events around camp. Uh...ZSS! How is everyone else reacting to your current situation?
ZSS: Well, everyone else seems to accept it ok, I don't know about Snake though.
Snake: Nonsense! I accept it more than anyone else here! He attempted to defend himself, but no one was exactly convinced.
Bowser: What a chump.
PT: Next person...Link! Pick the one person on your team who you feel is the least capable.
Marth decided to interject.
Marth: Oh the poor sap doesn't even talk! Besides, how can he possible answer a question like that?
Link took his sword and pointed it behind it shoulder, directly at Marth. Everyone else laughed, including the Vacuums on the sidelines.
Marth: Hey! Not cool!
PT: Well that's enough discussion for today. Game and Watch, your up first.
Game and Watch went up and voted as well as the others, when they got back, PT read the votes
PT: OK, here they are... Well, he said as he emptied the pot, they're all for DK Junior, expect for one vote that was for Fox
Fox's eyes lit up with anger.
PT: Anyways DK Junior, you played well, but you must leave us now, I am sorry.
DK Junior jumped in the cannon and set the coordinates. He was just utterly confused.
PT: OK Squadrons, you watch now and the Vacuum's vote. But of course, some group discussion!
Meta Knight crossed his fingers and hoped he wasn't chosen to speak.
PT: Fawful! Any jelously over the medal you received?
Fawful: Oh yes! The ravioli rabbits here wish they had one! Although I do miss my helmet. Fink rats!
PT: Interesting. Here's a group question now. Point to the MOST capable person on your team. Go!
Most of the fingers pointed towards Goroh, which made him smile in satisfaction. Megaman pointed towards himself.
Falcon: Goroh? I'm way more capable than him!
PT: Falcon, you are not on their team. Now silence.
Falcon: But it's true...
PT noticed that Megaman pointed to himself.
PT: Megaman, what do you feel justifies your position as the most competant person on the team?
Megaman: I'm equipted with some state of the art machinary! I've destroyed some many enemies, I can do basically anything! Watch!
Megaman attempted to create a piece of toast from the machine he destroyed called 'Toaster Man' but instead created a fire that had to be doused with a bucket of water.
Megaman: Heh...I meant to to that!
PT: If you insist. Luigi, you're up first now.
Luigi voted first and so did everyone else after him. When they sat down, PT read the votes.
PT: Let's see... well... the person leaving us tonight is... Megaman. Good bye blue warrior.
Megaman: Lousy disfuntioned suit! You all should all see me when it's actually working! I'll get lightning proof!
Megaman then took a long pause, then looked at a copy of Mario's Missing, the PC version.
Megaman: Good luck everyone, good luck, he said as he stared at Luigi.
Good luck, Weegee. He then turned around, hopped in the cannon, and was anxious to go home and work on the suit.
Luigi was confused. How could he of known my nickname just by looking at the box? He thought to himself.
Two people were eliminated: Dk Junior and Megaman.
ZSS: DK Junior
Snake: DK Junior
Fox: DK Junior
Link: DK Junior
Zelda: DK Junior
Bowser: DK Junior
Falcon: DK Junior
Marth: DK Junior
Pikachu: DK Junior
Game and Watch: DK Junior
DK Junior: Fox
Luigi: Megaman
Yoshi: Megaman
Fawful: Megaman
Krystal: Megaman
Meta Knight: Goroh
Zelda: Megaman
Wario: Megaman
Megaman: Wario
DK Junior, final words: AROOOOOOOO?!
Megaman: Aww man, this sucks! Curse you Lightningman! I'm going to need Repairman to fix my suit. Then Polishman will clean it up! Man...I know a lot of men.