Chapter 7: The water, it burns!

Stanley was swimming. Swimming with all his energy. He then finally 5 hours later reached the REJECTION ROOM. PT was just rearranging the place and making sure his pet caterpie was fed. Stanley was angry.

Stanley: That was NOT cool! Geez! *huff* anyways, let's get started!

PT: It's already done, a long time ago. Your boat was taken away for a while since it had a hole in it and fell to the bottom of the lake. You'll get it back soon. The people who were eliminated were-

Stanley interrupted him.

Stanley: I don't CARE who was cut, how am I getting back?!

PT: This will be your transportation for a while... He then showed Stanley the line of cheep cheeps waiting in a boxed area in the water. Stanley groaned.

Stanley: Ugg...

Both teams suffered from losing 1 member each, but either way, they still had to keep moving.

Yoshi was awake earlier than the rest of his team, the Vacuums, so he went exploring in the forest alone. Yoshi was enjoying his brisk walk through the forest when all the sudden he saw a tiny orange mouse. This mouse looked harmless and Yoshi approached it and tried to talk to it.

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! (Look at you, you miserable wretch of a creature)

The mouse flipped around to face Yoshi and made a loud squeak. This squeak alerted the other mice that were known as the Squeak Squad. They came in a variety of colors and started to jump on Yoshi. Yoshi was turning them into eggs and trying to flee. The green dinosaur charged out of the forest without looking behind him. When he looked back again though, the mice were gone. Yoshi saw Luigi, Fawful, Wario, and Sonic awake and he rushed to tell them what happened.

Yoshi: Yooooooooshi! Yoshi, Yoshi! (Hey, losers!)

Sonic: Say whaaaa!?

No one could understand Yoshi, but Luigi could...so he said.

Luigi: Yoshi? Yoshi yyyoshi! YOSHI? (Happened Yoshi, what to you potato?)

Yoshi: Yoshi! (Your attempt at my language is an insult to my species.)

Wario, Sonic, and Fawful looked at Luigi oddly.

Wario: What's wrong with you?!

Luigi: I can speak and translate the a Yoshi language. Luigi said this rather shyly. Then, he spoke up again.

Luigi: He said that these colorful tiny mice attacked him for no reason while he was taking a walk in the forest.

Yoshi: Yoshi...( Lucky guess there, but that's not what I said oaf! Stop trying to glorified yourself with lies!)

Yoshi was hopping around erratically.

Sonic: He seems worked up about something.

Fawful: Ahh, I see... The potato moose all makes sense now.

Goroh was now awake and as a friendly joke, he poured some water on the unsuspecting Sonic's head, which made Sonic flip.

Sonic: AHHH! He ran in circles and dropped onto the sandy beach, flopping about like a fish out of water.

Goroh: ...

Luigi: You gonna a live Sonic?

Sonic: Yeah, I-im fine man, forizzle!

Goroh: I'll be doing some pushups on the shore... I'll see you all later.

Fawful: Milk pigeon! I'll join you in your exercise.

Goroh barely held back a snicker, then ushered Fawful to vs him in a push up contest.

Goroh: OK then, bring it!

The Squadrons were mostly relaxing, except for Marth trying to fend off a challenge crazy Capt. Falcon.

Marth: Back, you fiend!

Falcon: Yeah!

Marth then stabbed Capt. Falcon in the knee, which almost shattered his sword, this stunned Marth.

Marth: Whaaat?

Falcon: Raw knee of power!

Marth then dashed off and hid from Capt. Falcon. Snake was meanwhile starting at ZSS and Pikachu.

Snake: Why oh why, that lousy goron, it's all HIS fault, now she looks like a balloon! Hmm, well, as soon as she hopefully deflates, if I flirt with her now, she be interested in me later when she's normal! Ha! I love my high IQ level!

Snake then approach ZSS, only to see in horror that ZSS was twice the size she was than the first time they saw her in her state. Her belly was the size of two fully inflated beachballs.

Snake: Hey... arn't you supposed to be smaller by the day? Snake then saw Pikachu climb up on Samus' belly and fell asleep on it. ZSS smiled.

ZSS: Yeah, it's odd, the doc said that it may become bigger or smaller at times, but i'll be smaller soon, don't be worried. At least Pikachu is happy.

Pikachu was sound asleep on her large belly. Snake walked away.

Snake: "At least SOMEBODIES happy", he said in a mocking voice. Get thin again! *sigh*

Game and watch approached him, and offered him Blipp. Everyone liked Blipp and he always comforted everyone. But for some odd reason, Blipp didn't approve of Snake, and always tried to bite him.

Snake: No 2d man, i'm good for now.

Game and Watch then walked away and offered Blipp to Link, who accepted it with glee as the turtle jumped crawled all over him. Everyone liked Blipp, even Snake didn't mind him, but Blipp just didn't like him.

Goroh and Fawful were in an intense push up competition, with everyone watching then, cheering them on. Goroh was amazed at how long Fawful has lasted against him, that suit had some capabilities! Fortunately for him though, Fawful fell first.

Goroh: Not bad, squirt.

Stanley then came about riding on a buck toothed cheep cheep. The Vacuum's laughed at him loudly.

Stanley: What are you guys laughing at, you will be using them also for the next couples of weeks. For now though, it's a Nintendo Rally, so pick a member, and let's move it.

Luigi: We can't pick Goroh twice...

Goroh: Fawful?

He felt after his performance in their contest that he could give it a go.

Krystal: Zelda?

Wario: Myself?

Luigi: Sonic!

Sonic: All right! I'll rip up the competition!

Luigi: Everyone else agree on Sonic?

Wario: Myself? Myself? Myself?

Luigi: Wario agrees to, so Sonic is going!

Wario: Noooooooo!

The camp shouted back at him.

Vacuums: Yeeeeeeees!

Stanley then showed Sonic his cheep cheep. Sonic was hesitant at first, but then he complied and hopped on the cheep cheep. Then

Stanley fell off of his cheep cheep, but grabbed on to the tail and skipped across the water all the way there, hanging on for his life.

The arena was roaring with exitement as usual, and Stanley came in with Sonic while PT came in with Marth. Stanley then placed a blindfold on Sonic and Marth's eyes and guided them to a certain spot in the arena.

Stanley: Here we goes outcasts, remove the blindfolds!

They each removed the blindfolds. Marth was content, but Sonic released an ear drum shattering scream. He saw the ginormous pool with the giant Squid like Blooper from Super Mario Sunshine sitting on the bottom of the pool, it's tenticles thrashing around. Sonic wasn't scared of the monster, he was scared of the pool.

Sonic: P-p-p-pool! The water, it burns! Get it awaaaaaaaaay! Sonic then dashed out the door at lightning speed, hopped on a cheep cheep, and returned to camp. Stanley was now worried.

Stanley: Don't worry folks, the show WILL go on!

The crowd was then tossing crinks, popcorns, and other items at Stanley as they booed him. Some were more angered than others.

Midna: I expect a show!

Rosalina: Don't make me send Luma's out on you!

King Dedede: If he doesn't bring out someone, i'm going to clobber dat dere Stanley!

Sothe: ...

Stanley: Calm down everyone! Just as Stanley was about to send out PT to do the challenge, Wario came flying through the door.

Wario: It's a me, Wario!

Everyone was dead silent.

Wario: They sent a handsome man like me instead!

Everyone was silent again. Stanley took advantage of the silence and continued talking.

Stanley: Now that we have a new contestant, we can start! Ok, guys, you see that blooper? Well, you going to swallow these little blue disks, and they will give you unlimited breath underwater. You are going to dive down and rip off the bloopers tenticles. He was ten tenticles and whoever has the most at the end, wins! As for the people who are concered about the blooper, it grows it's tenticles back quickly, so it's all good.

Stanley: Ok, you both ready... set... Primid!

Marth was still, but Wario almost dived in, everyone laughed at him.

Stanley: I'm just messing with you guys, just get in the pool already, and swallow these blue things too.

After they shallowed he blue discs, they performed there unique and individual dives. Wario made a pathedic dive into the pool while Marth performed a rather graceful dive, maybe too graceful as it almost made him look feminant. The squid was thrashing about, ready to see the fight. As Marth was about to hack off one of the monster's tenticles, he remembered: The blade was blunt from Capt. Falcon's knee.

Marth: Dammit Falcon!

Wario was already chewing away at one of the blooper squids tenticles, and he managed to almost chew one off, but the monster grabbed Wario with a slippery tenticle, and slammed Wario against the inner walls of the pool. Marth was watching in horror, having nothing to attack the monster with. The monster then grabbed Marth and slammed the two together consistantly. They were slammed against walls for at least 15 minutes which soon became repetitive and the crowd got bored. Dedede on the other hand, was going to MAKE the action happen, one way or another. Dedede then did a super jump out of the stands and began his speech.

Dedede: This is NOT action right here! These are two unready competitors who are under par for this competition! We all payed good coins for admission here, and I want action!

The crowd cheered as Dedede performed a cannonball into the water. The monster dropped the two barly concious challengers and Went for Dedede, but Dedede quickly, with one powerful motion slammed the hammer he was holding directly on the blooper squid monster's head, thus knocking it out almost instantly. The crowd broke out in cheers for Dedede, but Stanley couldn't determine a winner now, so he made up a new challenge.

Stanley: Now for the NEW challenge! The two outcasts will now vs Dedede in a competion to beat these little critters! A large truck came into the arena and Fuzzies came pouring out of the truck and were directed by a tube into a circular jar, which had Mario's face plastered on the bottom of the jar.

Stanley: There are 100 of these little critters and the contestant will get out of the pool, and knock them out whatever way possible.

"Whoever catches the most in 15 minutes wins! If the opposing team wins", he said this as he stared at Wario, Dedede, and Marth, the other team will go to the REJECTION ROOM. If Dedede wins, bothteams go to the REJECTION ROOM! If Dedede losses, it doesn't matter, he has nothing to lose. Ready set Go!

All three competitors got out of the pool and jumped into the tube to get into the jar. Marth got in first, then Dedede followed him, but he got stuck in the tube, then Wario also followed followed and got stuck in the tube also, so both Wario and Dedede were stuck in the tube, which was bad for Dedede, but REALLY bad for Wario.

Wario: Move it, blubber butt!

Dedede: I'm trying!

Wario: Gahh!

Wario then rammed Dedede out with all his might, and that sent Dedede flying into a bunch of fuzzies, and they all jumped on his backed repeatedly. Wario also slid out of the tube a minute later.

By the time Wario was out, Marth had knocked out 19 fuzzies, and Dedede knocked out 14 fuzzies. Wario noticed that they had bite marks on their arms, these fuzzies must bite Wario thought to himself. The fat blob tossed himself into a group of fuzzies, and squished them all, and they looked like pancakes. This act got Wario 11 fuzzies. Dedede was sucking the fuzzies up and spitting them into walls and also body slamming them and whacking them with his hammer, and Marth was whacking them with his blunt blade and stopping on them and punting them, which was actually quite efficient. As soon as 12 minutes had passed, the scores were as followed:

Marth: 33 fuzzies

Dedede: 32 fuzzies

Wario: 31 fuzzies

That meant there was only 4 Fuzzies left, and three people. The four fuzzies scampered about and evaded most of the competitors moves, but Dedede smashed one upside the head with his hammer, thus knocking it out. But before any of them knew it, Marth move about so gracefully, that the fuzzies stopped to gaze upon Marth, but Marth then made a giant slash that knocked all three fuzzies out, despite the blunt blade. With a score of 36, Marth was victorious.

Stanley: Marth feminant movements won the fuzzies over... and the victory!

Wario: Oh no, I lost!

Wario lowered his head in shame.

Stanley: See your team at the REJECTION ROOM! PT, bring Wario back, and Marth will go back to his camp by cheep cheep.

After the two competitors came back, (it fely like a long ride for Wario) the teams waited anxiously for the results.

Wario at his camp: I lost...

Marth at his camp: I won!

Sorrow was set for the Vacuums, but cheer was about at the Squadrons camp. But at the Vacuum's camp, someone needed to be voted out. A semi circle was made by Luigi, Goroh, and Fawful.

Fawful: Wario failed us, he should be-

Goroh: We've kept this competitor around too long, his fear of water is really holding us back. His name, is...

The Vacuums were a bit late, due to Wario accidently tripping and rolling down the hill they were on, so they had to go and retrieve him. Stanley was waiting patiently, trying to cover up his portrait in the REJECTION ROOM the best he could. Stanley didn't had the power to place or take down portraits or anything else in the room, only a few people did.

Stanley: Hope you guys rested well, Wario badly screwed up! Stanley overexaggerated this, which made Wario angry.

Stanley then started to rag on Wario some more.

Stanley: So, besides Wario who obviously should feel scared, who thinks they're going home today?

Wario snorted, and Luigi's hand instantly shot up. Sonic's hand slowly raised also.

Stanley: Luigi being scared, as usual, great quality to have for a TEAM LEADER...but Sonic? How so?

Sonic: Well the whole incident with the water and all...but seriously guys, who cares if I'm super fast!

Sonic got up from his seat and ran straight into a wall.

Sonic: Ow, dangit!

Stanley: Anyways, Wario can have first vote today, ready set... go... Wario was approaching the pot, but Stanley finished his sentence.

Stanley: Oomba! Ready set Goomba! Ha! That's priceless! Seriously Wario, go ahead now.

After the picked on Wario voted, everyone else did also, and Stanley pick up the jar and read the votes.

Stanley: First vote: Sonic

Sonic was surprised

Second vote: Sonic

Thrid vote: Sonic

Fourth vote: Sonic

Fifth vote: Sonic

Sixth vote: Sonic

Stanley then got lazy

And the other 2 votes are for Wario. So Sonic, see ya later.

Since Sonic was completely oblivious, he ask a rather dumb question:

Sonic: Shiznit! Yo, why was I voted out, i'm the fastest thing on earth, you dig?

The whole camp yelled at him, including Stanley and PT who just came in, much to Stanley's dismay:

Everyone: GET SWIMMING LESSONS!

Yoshi: Yoshi! (You worthless rodent)

Sonic: OK, I get the point... He then climbed into the cannon, but Staney dragged him out.

Stanley: Here's a good way to start on your fears! Stanley walked to the lower part of the REJECTION ROOM and placed Sonic softly onto a fancy looking boat.

Stanley: I've set the coordinates on this boat already, so have fun near the water!

The boat then started up and was going towards Sonic's homeland. Some water got in Sonic's fur, which made him scream the whole way.

Luigi was then muttering to himself.

Luigi: What- what if they do some cruel method to me to make me get over my fears, eek!

Stanley: What was that Luigi?

Luigi: Nothing, nothing at all.

Fawful: Sonic

Yoshi: Sonic

Krystal: Sonic

Goroh: Sonic

Zelda: Sonic

Wario: Sonic

Meta Knight: Wario

Sonic: Wario

Wario: That was a close one! Let's see, 2 is pretty close to 6 votes right?

Goroh: He had the speed but wow, who in the world has a phobia to water? We're all made of the stuff! Well, most normal things on this earth anyways.

Final words, Sonic: Daaaaaaamn. Not cool! If only I was fast enough to run on top of the stuff!