Chapter 8: GYAKKKH!
The Vacuum's came back from the REJECTION ROOM rather unsure about their decision.
Luigi: Goroh, are you SURE he should of left? He WAS the speed of our team.
Goroh anwsered his question and everyone else's, by yelling out his opinion.
Goroh: HIS WATER FEARS WERE HOLDING BACK THE TEAM, THAT FLAW WAS MAJOR, WE STILL HAVE SPEED ON OUR TEAM, RIGHT?
Their eyes shifted around, and soon figured that Goroh, Meta Knight, and Krystal were speedy also, just not as fast, but they didn't have water fears, which made them more efficient.
Goroh then muttered to himself silently.
Goroh: Although his water fears were extreme, his speed could of threatened my chances of winning, there goes another threat, next up, Luigi, his leadership could threaten me as well.
Luigi overheard this, and was shocked.
Luigi: Yikes! I-I better think of something soon, and fast! But for now, just be a cool with Goroh.
Will Luigi withstand Goroh's plans? Only time could tell...
Snake was searching the ground for the headband that was loosely tied onto his head, and it fell off because of that. But as Snake found it prodding out in the sand, Snake picked it up, and rushed back to his bag, then Snake accidently ran face first into ZSS's large belly, and it made him fly back a bit, he was shocked.
ZSS: Are you alright Snake? My belly msut be pretty tough now!
Snake: I'm sure off it... You're looking better though.
Snake was right, as ZSS' belly was indeed smaller, and the size of it was just as a medium sized potbelly.
ZSS: Thanks Snake.
Snake: No problem, NO problem.
Pikachu then came rushing into Snake's arms and licked him, Snake was beffudled.
ZSS: Aww, he likes you! Isn't that nice? She then scooped Pikachu up, and craddled him while Snake walked away.
Snake: He's trying to get on her good side by playing nice, pathetic!
Bowser all the sudden appeared.
Bowser: Give it up, girls are not worth the trouble!
Snake: Oh yes they are! Look at her Bowser... well, remember her BEFORE her incident.
Bowser: I wanted Peach, but she went for that smelly plumber Mario! I'm muscular, and I want her back!
Snake: Yes, but she is now married to Mario, that's sorta impossible. Why are you trying to be Nintendo's mascot anyways?
Bowser: I want more power! I think that when Peach sees my power, she ditch that overall wearing freak and come to me!
Fox then suddenly appeared also.
Fox: Really, what if your plan fail, THEN what are you going to do with the power? Fox was waiting for that special line:"Take over the world"
Bowser: I've never really thought of that... well...
Now Link appeared also, and him, Fox, and Snake were awaiting an anwser.
Bowser:"take over the world", I guess.
Link shook his head in a disapproved state.
Fox: One step at a time for you, ol Bowser.
Bowser: Whatever, scat, before I toast you!
Fox: See ya later then, partner.
Fox then turned away and prepared to get some sleep
Bowser then approached Link again.
Bowser: Hey elf dude, can I tell you a secret?
Link nodded in approval
Bowser: Can you even talk?
Link was silent.
Bowser: Good, anyways, I want to be the head of Nintendo because... I want to Do something more with my life. All's I've ever done is try to steal Mario's gal and constantly get defeated. Bah! I want to actually star in a game also, as someone who receives a successful ending. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH MY LIFE,! I also want to...contribute to my home a bit too. Anyways, thanks for listening, if you tell ANYONE about this, I will burn you alive!
Link just smiled as Bowser stomped away.
Link:...
PT came by to pick up the Vacuums again, and this time, all the Pidgeys were evolved into Pidgeottos! This made the team happy and they all jumped onto a back of a Pigeotto, and had a much easier time staying on the backs of them. PT just smiled as he pulled out his Charizard, and glided ahead of them.
Once everyone was at the challenge site, Stanley kicked the cheep cheep that swam ahead and bit his leg HARD with it's buck teeth. This is why Goroh was swimming behind them, because his cheep cheep attacked Stanley and flung Goroh off it back, despite that, Goroh was a strong swimmer and followed the pack. Stanley also now had a limp from the Cheep Cheep that bit him.
Stanley: Hi, OW! Stupid leg! Anyways, here's the challenge!
Stanley ushered PT to remove the blanket covering the mysterious large object. The object was actually a large numbers of Bob-ombs, there wiring in the back easy to see.
Stanley: Anyways, both teams jobs are to de activate the bob-ombs in 20 minutes. There will be a wall separating each team too so if the other team screws up, they won't be covered in whatever the bob-ombs contain if you mess up! Everyone bomb is also wired diffently some don't bother helping out others.
Luigi: What is in a the bob-ombs...
Stanley: That is a surprise! if two people mess up in total, all the bob-ombs that are still activated go off and you lose the challenge, got it?
The teams nodded there heads as they each went to each separate half of their wall and everyone went to a bob-omb of there own.
Stanley: OK outcasts, first team to mess up completely loses and i'll be watching! Also, someone needs to sit out from the Squadrons team. The Squadrons picked Bowser to sit out as the challenge commenced.
Everyone was doing well in the beginning, but Snake and Fawful were done in seconds on there teams, so they just sat back. ZSS almost blew her's up because she tipped it over with her balloon belly, but soon she finished off the bomb successfully anyways. Luigi closed his eyes and snipped a random string with the sissors that they were supplied with, and it was successful. Wario meanwhile was getting frustrated.
Wario: Yarge! Stupid bob-omb! He then took one huge chomp at the wires with his teeth, and deactivated the bob-omb instantly.
Wario: Woah...
Capt. Falcon meanwhile jabbed at the bob-omb and he presisively hit the right wires and stopped the bomb. Fox, Marth, Link, and Game and Watch were just left and were close to finishing as Marth sliced cleanly through the wires and de activated his bob-omb. Yoshi accidently let loose his tongue on the wiring of his bob-omb, but he yanked out the right wires to score another point for the Vacuum's. Meta Knight was studying his bob-omb and tapped very lightly at one of the wires... only to have it explode on him, thus making him lose one of the chances for the Vacuums, with only one chance remaining. Game and Watch flipped a piece of bacon onto the wires, which burnt through the wires, and burnt to the bottom of the bob-omb, which de activated it quickly. Only Fox and Link were left on the Sqadrons while Krystal, Goroh and Zelda were left on the Vaccuum's.
Stanley: Just 5 mins left...
They went to work on there goals assigned to them as Goroh studied the bob-omb, then with one clean slice, he sliced away all the wires in his bob-omb... which was the was to deactivate his. Fox was at work on his but he accidently dropped his blaster on the bob-omb, and it went off and blew up, thus spraying a smelly substance on the Squadrons, the same substance that sprayed on the Vacuums when Meta Knight messed up his bob-omb. Now Zelda, and Link soon remained as Krystal soon de activated her bob-omb. Zelda was in panic as one minute was all that was remaining, so she screamed slightly, but Link heard it. He busted through the wall with a tremendous force and hurridly jabbed his entire sword through the bob-omb, hoping to deactivate it. It worked and the Vacuums won, and Link's bob-omb, which he forgot to finish, detonated on his whole team again...so they smelled worse than usual.
Stanley: Link saved the princess Zelda...at a price, he lost the win for his team!
As the Vaccuums hopped on to the cheep cheeps and returned to camp, the Sqadrons just stared at Link, with anger in their eyes.
Link:...heh...
Snake: Well, THIS is self explanitory on who's leaving tonight...
ZSS: IS it?
Snake: He lost the challenge for our team because of Zelda!
ZSS: Yes... But we could use this to our advantage.
Snake: Really, how?
Fox, Bowser, and Capt. Falcon walked in and also thought Link needed to go.
ZSS: If a twist occurs and both teams merge, we could convince them to always vote with us and gain a few other members, so that we could become a strong alliance and vote off anyone we desire!
Fox: That's a bit risky there, They're pretty strong when they're together, and they may use this power to win challenges, and vote us all off, one by one!
Capt. Falcon: He's right you know!
Snake: True,true, we can't let that happen, let's take him out, he'll become a threat!
Will Link endure these foes of his?
The REJECTANCE ROOM was closer to the Sqadron's camp than it was the Vacuums, so it was quicker for them to get there. Stanley was riding along on a cheep cheep, while PT got there by his Charizard, but he also let his 25 Pidgeottos and 5 unevolved Pidgeys out for a bit... and they all procceeded to attack the cheep cheep that Stanley was on, so Stanley's cheep cheep was eaten by the pokemon and PT had to transport Stanley by puting him on the back of his Charizard.
Stanley: Crazy, lousy pigeons..
PT: Eh, whatever.
The Squadrons were already at the REJECTION ROOM by the time they both got there. Stanley just pushed PT aside and started the voting process.
Stanley: Welcome Squadrons! Well first I must adress that stunt Link pulled off. Seriously, you lost it for your team!
Link shuffled it foot into the ground.
Stanley: But I'm sure your team won't judge you that harshly, assisting the other team like that. Squadrons, do you think he's deserving a second chance?
Falcon: No way man! Losing a challenge in my country is like, a death sentence!
Bowser: Now wait a minute! He may be utterly useless, but who can blame him? Princesses are hot!
Falcon: Are you trying to stand up for this traitor to the team?!
Bowser stood up and growled at him
Bowser: Well, no...of course not! I've had enough of your presence in this game myself!
Falcon stood up also and approached the oversized turtle.
Falcon: That's it, I challenge you to mortal kombat!
Stanley broke up the fight between them.
Stanley: Save it for the votes guys! Fox, you first. This should be fun.
After the voting was done (but Bowser accidently burnt his paper so he had to get a new one), Stanley pushed PT fowards and ushered him to read the votes.
PT: You have all done well... But one of you must leave us. Whoever leaves today, no hard feelings or remorse, you tried your best.
Stanley: But they still lost early in the end!
PT clobbered Stanley with a stone as he read the votes.
1st vote:Link
2nd vote:Bowser
3rd vote:Marth
4th vote: Falcon
5th vote:Link
6th vote:Link
7th vote:Link
8th vote:Link
9th and final concluding vote: Link
PT: You must depart now, green hero of Hyrule.
Link lowered his head in shame, they yelled his final words.
Link: GYAKKKH!
Everyone watched as he was about to set the coordinates back to Hyrule, then raised his sword in victory before leaving the competition.
Bowser: ...
Captain Falcon: Ha ha! I get it! Wait...
Stanley: Back to camp! Bright and early tomorrow! Who will leave us next? Next time, on Survivor: Nintendo!
PT: You're talking to the wall Stanley...
Stanley: ...I knew that!
Fox: Link
Falcon: Bowser
ZSS: Marth
Bowser: Falcon
Snake: Link
Game and Watch: Link
Marth: Link
Pikachu: Link
Final words, Link: ... *Goes off to bomb some Dodongos*