Went to the zoo today. Was fun for the most part, or at least until my sister discovered the frog and seal exhibits. The combined time my family spent at those places was 1 1/2 hours out of 5 1/2 hours, no lie. I did the math.
Dear Mortals,
Listening to your cousin laugh like a hyena about your song preferences can really make you want to screw Disney.
Don't get me wrong, I love Disney and happy endings (Especially the happy endings!) just as much as the next guy, maybe even more. But lately, I feel like the people who work there are trying to kill me.
First with the stupid 'Let It Go' song that sounded good- at least until I heard it for the twenty thousandth time. Next with the Big Hero Six movie that was also good- at least until Tadashi died (I mean, why?). But all that was fine. All that would have been fine. I could have dealt with all that- at least until Nico found out my favourite song of all time was Under the Sea.
…That just set him off again. By the way, I should probably mention that he's sitting in my room with me as I write this. Why, I don't know. You'd think he'd be hanging around with Will or some- OW! That hurt! Fine, fine, I take that back. Forget I ever wrote that, okay? Nico's still insisting that they're 'just friends', though everyone knows denial is the first sign of lo- OW!
Back to the topic. I mean, what's so wrong with Under the Sea? It's a great song! And Sebastian's a great singer. For gods' sake, stop laughing, Nico! Even if Disney mixed up Poseidon and Triton (My brother ruling the sea would be a disaster, how could they not get that straight?), at least they didn't portray my dad with flaming blue hair!
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Um, Nico? Please don't tell me you're summoning those very scary skeleton warrior thingys on purpose. Wait, you are? *nervous laugh* Well, look at the time! I'd love to stay and continue writing, but for my sake I really think I should start running. Like, now.
I hope I will be alive tomorrow,
Percy
I hope this didn't offend any Disney fans. I like Disney, I really do. I just thought that some things might tick some certain demigods off. Also, I have not seen Big Hero Six, though my friend spoiled it for me (I don't watch it just to spite her). Sorry for the people who haven't and wanted to see it. Tadashi dies in the very beginning, though, so you still have the end to figure out.
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