Chapter 10: Scrambled or Fried?
Luigi bowed his head towards the place that Goroh slept at when he got back from the voting, with Goroh no longer with them. Everyone else just lounged about, awaiting the next day, and soon, everyone fell asleep soon enough.
Next morning, Luigi woke up early to see Yoshi in the corner, chewing on something very particular. Luigi rushed over to see what it is, and it was none other than Fawful, being chewed up by Yoshi. This made Luigi smile for a moment, seeing his former enemy being chewed alive by the green dinosaur, but he then decided that he had to do the right thing, so he spoke to Yoshi thoroughly and sternly.
Luigi: Yoshi, DROP!
Yoshi looked at him oddly
Luigi: Yoshi, DROP the green bean!
Yoshi looked at him oddly again and Fawful screeched at Luigi.
Fawful: Green bean! I'm not no bean, you are, green bean!
Luigi realized that Yoshi couldn't understand him (Actually, Yoshi played dumb), so he had to speak to him in the language of Yoshi instead...very poorly. The following conversation has been translated from the eye outside (ME!)
Luigi: Yoshi! yo-yoshi? ( Yoshi, do not drop Fawful with an egg!)
Yoshi: Yoshi? (Why did I ever assist you in your adventures again?)
Luigi: Yoshi! Yosh... (Yeah, he's odd, but he's not that bad. Why, what did he say to you?)
Yoshi then went back into flashback mode and explained to Luigi what happened
Fawful: If I work on my languages, maybe Cakletta, the mustard of my desire, will appriaciate me more! i will talk to that fink rat lizard over there.
Fawful then approached Yoshi when he was snatching fish out of the lake with his toungue, then Fawful started, having no idea what he was doing:
Fawful: Yoshi, yo, yoshi!? (You smell like Bowser's footcream!)
Yoshi: Yoshi!( Pff, better than Luigi's attempt at my language)
Fawful Y-yoshi, shi, shi yoshi. (Abomination to snapples! I meant...up, how do you say that red fruit in your language again?)
Yoshi: Yo...shi! (Aaaand you just lost my respect)
Yoshi then snagged Fawful with his tongue, and Fawful went flying into his mouth within seconds, not to been seen again for a while.
Luigi listened to the story, and while he critised Yoshi, he consoled him at the same time.
Luigi: Yoshi... Yoshi. Yooooshi, yoshi yoshi.(You should hurt him with lots of pain and stuff you green gizard guy. Alright?)
Yoshi: Yoshi!( Fine I'll drop him. Only because your linguistic skills are physically killing me)
But as Luigi saw Yoshi ready to spit him out, he saw a plump yellow figure behind Yoshi and tried to warn him, but it was to late. Wario smacked Yoshi in the back of the head with a medium velocity, and this caught Yoshi completely by surprise, so he instantly made one big motion, and Fawful was now trapped in a green egg, which was nearly impossible to break open.
Fawful: Fink rats! Help!
Luigi studied the egg, then gave an angry look at Wario's direction. Wario didn't flinch at all.
Luigi: WHAT was a that all about!?
Wario: He- he ate my hat!
Luigi now noticed this, and saw Wario hatless. There was a round, noticeable bald spot on his head, which made Luigi laugh loudly
Luigi: Ha ha! I'm sorry, you look.. like a... dork! OK, sorry, i'm cool and a collected now... why did Yoshi do this?
Wario: Well, mr new punchin bag, he ate it right off my head while I was sleeping!
Luigi looked at Yoshi, then asked him in Yoshi why he did it.
Yoshi: Yoshi, yoshi! (I just don't like him.)
Luigi: Yoo...shi (Ok then say your a sorry)
Yoshi then turned to the now angered Wario, and said his apology:
Yoshi: YoShi. Yoshi. (I'm sorry, lardy.)
Wario turned perpendicular to Luigi
Wario: Was that a legit apology?
Luigi: Yeah... it was a legit. I guess...
Wario: Good, now stay out of my sight! He then punched Luigi in the arm , then walked (in his case, waddled), away.
Fawful: WHAT ABOUT ME!? Mustard sauce!
Luigi called to the now awoken team, and started a conference.
Luigi: Our friend Fawful here, is in a egg, any ideas?
Krystal: I'll break it open hopefully. Krystal then performed a series of staff swings while Zelda fired away Din's Fire beside her, which was to no avail.
Meta Knight: ...
Wario: Soccer time!
Fawful: No! Mustard poptart! Fawful was talking in a pleadingful voice. Wario didn't care though, for two trees were already set up, and the game of soccer began. Pretty soon, everyone forgot about poor Fawful encased in the egg.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (You peons, I could open up the egg...but I'm just choosing not to. This is too fun to watch)
Fox: OK... Falco taught me this back on our home planet, let's see if I can do it as well as him.
A surprise soon greeted Fox though, as he saw Falco whiz by in his personalized Arwing and Falco called out to him mockingly.
Falco: No you can't! For me, it's a piece of cake!
Falco then set the Arwing to auto pilot, then hopped out of the Awing and stood on the roof of the air ship. A little gadget was pulled from his pocket, and he began to kick it, toss it, and performed various stylish tricks with it. This was none other than his reflector. Falco's Arwing just zoomed about in circles while he was in the air on the Arwing.
Falco: Look Fox, no hands, look Fox, you couldn't pull this off-
Fox then juststared at the gloating Falco, and set the reflector onto his gun. Falco was confused.
Falco: Fox, what ARE you doing?
Fox: This.
He then loaded his gun, and SHOT his reflector at Falco's Arwing like a bullet from a gun. It made contact with the Arwing at a high velocity, and the Arwing plummeted onto the Squadrons camp, with Falco hitting the beach first. The camp examined both Falco and the damaged Arwing. None of them liked Falco, as he was apparently "untrustworthy"
Falco: Heh heh, hi... What was that for Fox? Did I get the best of you?
Fox: Right... looks who's at my knees right now on their chicken legs! Get flying, birdie.
Falco started to flap his wings, and was actually floating! Fox had never seen him fly unless he was in an Arwing, but Falco was doing it right now.
Falco: Ha ha! Yeaaah! Let's see you do THIS Fox!
Unfortunately for Falco, he, or the Squadrons, didn't see a zippy little green cheep cheep jump up, and bite Falco on the left wing. This made Falco plummet once again, face frst into the sand.
Falco: Lousy fish!
Falco then peered at the Squadrons, and cleared his throat.
Falco: I'm not a part of the team anymore, 2nd to leave, but I am a trustworthy person, I could tell that's why I was voted off. I am trustworth though, I laughed at Fox before well, because he's Fox.
Fox then cut in
Fox: Hey!
Snake silenced Fox
Snake: Quiet Fox! Falco, continue.
Falco picked up right where he left off.
Falco: And I may of had some devious looks in my eyes, but that's because I am a -
Fox: Parrot
Falco: Eagle
Marth: Seagull?
Falcon: Chicken!
Snake: We'll leave it at bird, sounds good, ok bird?
Falco (bird): Whatever, But I am an eagle
Snake: I've never seen a blue eagle...
Falco: Anyways Squadrons, can you see now that you had misguided assumptions?
Bowser: Your out of the game now, who cares...
Falco: I- I just want to be there in spirit, sounds good?
The Squadrons half nodded their heads in shaky acceptance, and only said yes to make him shut up.
Falco: Now... how do I leave this island, let's check the damage on the ship.
The damage on the Arwing wan't horrific, but it still needed some repairing. Snake looked at it, and set to work on it. But Snake never got time to work on it very long, as Stanley and a swarm of cheep cheeps swan at top speed to the Squadron's campsite. Their challenge was about to start.
Stanley: Hello outcasts! Let's hit the road!
Game and Watch lifted a finger in question.
Stanley: No Game and Watch, we do not ACTUALLY hit a road, it's an expression.
Game and Watch nodded his head, he got the message.
Stanley: Pick a cheep cheep and let's go- What are you doing here, pidgeon? You were out on- on the second day, pathetic!
Falco: If I could just get my Arwing fixed, i'd be on my way... and I'm not a pidgeon, i'm a bird!
Snake: So you are a bird, and not an eagle, you've confirmed it.
Falco: Dammit! I'm a eagle, you've confused me!
Game and Watch jumped on his turtle, and it stood on 2 legs, then he ran around and jabbed his pump at the air.
Falco: Geez... No Game and Watch, i'm NOT an ostrich!
Stanley: Who cares, just get on a cheep cheep, i'm already late!
Falco: Wha?
Stanley then grabbed him by the neck, and tossed him onto a cheep cheep, then they sped off. Falco was hanging on for his dear life, as he has never rode a cheep cheep before.
Both teams soon arrived at a grassy area, complete with white lines on the field and other markings. The teams already knew what the challenge was, but Stanley announced it anyways. Then they saw Falco with the Squadrons again and were utterly confused.
Krystal: Falco? What are you doing back here?
Wario: Hey, are you giving the other team extra players Stanley? You're a big cheater! ...I like it!
As the Vacuums babbled on, Stanley interjected.
Stanley: Settle down! He's a guest today...uhh, it's part of the challenge, yeah! Bring one random contestant who was voted out back day! (That ought to cover it)
Zelda: As long as it wasn't Ganon.
Stanley: Anyways, today is Soccer!
Luigi: Strikers soccer?
Stanley: Sure... Since you all know how soccer works, I won't go into much detail, except use whatever you have at your disposal, and there may be other things that appear also.
Then, Falcon was all the sudden ANGRY. He was outraged at how HE didn't get to vote Goroh out.
Stanley: Before we continue, Squadrons, sit someone out, we need even team numbers.
They decided quickly that Pikachu will sit out, much to ZSS' dismay.
Stanley: OK guys, go to your side of the field! First to 10 wins! Tackling's also allowed!
This made Bowser and Falcon smile.
As Stanley reached into his bag though, he noticed that he was missing the soccer ball.
Stanley: Urg...
He then thought quickly and saw Fawful trapped in the egg.
Stanley: You! You're the ball!
Fawful: Ketchup toads?
He then let out a tiny squeal as Stanley set him in the middle of the soccer field.
Stanley: OK, two more people have to sit out too now from the Squadron's side!
Game and Watch started to raise his turtle Blipp in the air, but ZSS was quicker, as she rushed to the bench, and started cuddling Pikachu. Snake was disgusted. Marth quickely joined her. Now there were teams of 6 playing.
Stanley: 3...2...1.. GO!
The teams rushed fowards, with Bowser tripping as he stayed in net, and Falco kicked his reflector out, and the egg nailed Luigi in the gut, making him double over in pain. Falco then re-obtained the egg, and passed it to Fox. Fox rushed forwards and Krystal come right at him. Fox was stunned by her beauty for a moment, but that moment cost him the egg as she swiped it from him. She then performed a powerful jump with her staff, and landed right in front of Bowser, who made a swipe at her, but she already scored by that time, making the score 1-0.
Stanley: OK, it's the Squadron's egg now.
Snake started with the egg, and rubbed his chin for a second. then, as Zelda came towards him, he sent her flying with a knee to the face, followed by an uppercut to the other side of the field, both teams looked at him in horror.
Snake: It's agressive soccer/football, what do you expect?
Wario: Football!?
Everyone just stayed silent, then Luigi came from the corner and performed a green missile on Snake, with slammed him to the ground as Luigi scooped up the ball and ran. He then performed another green missile again to try to escape the Squadrons that were on his tail, but he accidently performed a misfire. Luigi shot up into flames, and he flew into the net and scored a point, while at the same time he took Bowser right out of the net and the net lit on fire. Bowser was badly in pain, so he couldn't stay at net anymore. Stanley then called up on his cell phone one of the kritters to replace Bowser.
Stanley: Yello? Yeah, we've got a turtle down on the field that's unable to play-
Bowser: Ak! Where did you learn that Luigi? Oh wait, now I remember...
*flashback*
Bowser: Muhahaha! You'll never rescue Peach!
Luigi: Says a you!
Bowser: Here is my missile set for yours, and her misery!
Bowser then unveiled the missile, which had tons of goombas and koopa troopas working on it.
Bowser scoffed at Luigi again. He then deployed the missile straight at him, but realized something was terribly wrong
Bowser: Goombaaaaas! Did you use the right materials!? The missile was rather pink.
Gooby Goomba: Eh, well, I brought them from some strange little pink ball with red shoes...
Bowser: Fool! He sold you the materials that whatever the materials are shaped into, is what power the person who is hit receives, nooooo! That was the last amount of supplies that will ever be availible in that from of copying!
Bowser then made a dive attempting to touch the missile, but he missed it, and Luigi touched it first. He then had powers of a missile. With a strong karate chop to the head for Bowser, he plummeted into the lava below, and Luigi went for the princess... or so he thought it was... it was a toad cross dresser in Peach's dress!
Toad: Heh, your princess is in a another castle... Oh, i'm embarrassed!
Luigi: Don't be, I have experience in Peach's clothing...
*flash back ended*
Stanley: What do you MEAN you can't get Kritter!? Your getting someone else? Who?
Stanley, and everyone else looked to the side of the arena, and saw a crocodile figure who was none other than King K Rool, the new goalie for the Sqadrons.
K Rool: You've got the real deal now!
After the net was replaced, the game continued with a few more goals shot, making the score 3-1 for the Vacuums. Meta Knight was close to the ball, but Capt. Falcon was closer, and he used his knee to launch the ball right in Meta Knight's face, his mask being broken once again, so Meta Knight went to a corner, and tried to repair it. Wario as also busy picking his nose as Capt. Falcon zoomed by him, and launched a goal into the net.
Zelda: PAY attention
Wario: This is my world Sista!
Krystal: Any BETTER goalies?
When she said that, by a strange concidence, the king of the jungle came, not King Kong, but Donkey Kong, ready to challenge King K Rool in goal. He pushed Wario instantly out of the net, and everyone was much happier now. Wario was interested in the tackling part as he proceeded to pulverize everyone in site: even the goalie, which was not smart. King K Rool grabbed the struggling Wario, and tossed him all the way into the Vacuum's net, and Wario was holding on to the egg at the time, so the Squadrons scored a a point. When Meta Knight finally fixed his mask, he went back out on the field, and there was five versus 6, due to Bowser being injured, so they had one more player. Falco already had the egg and was dribbling it and performing dekes to anyone that opposed him as he punted the egg into the Vacuum's net.
Stanley: The score is even now...by the way, how's DK Junior doing DK?
Dk: Diddy Kong?
Stanley: No, DK JUNIOR.
DK just scratched his head.
DK: Who's DK Junior?
The game continued, and Luigi recieved the egg. Game and Watch went towards him on the speedy Blipp, ready to take him down. But something grabbed Blipp from underneath him; it was Major Burrows sulking at the bottom of the field, ready to mess up the game. But this didn't last long, as Blipp came out of the ground again, and Major Burrows was crying. Snake was impressed.
Snake: Is Blipp... a threat?
Luigi tired to perform another green missle to take out King K Rool, but he didn't misfire and landed right at Rool's feet. He just punted him away, took the egg, and passed it to Fox. Fox did tricky manuevers to out deke the offensive Wario, and when he got to DK, he used an illusion attack to score another point.
Falco: Nice work Fox!
Fox: Thanks bird!
Falco: ...
Meta Knight now had the egg, and glided across the field, but Falcon checked him, and performed a Falcon punch on the egg, but as the egg flew towards the net, DK charged a punch, and shot it back into the other net, scoring for the Vacuums.
Stanley: Ugg... this will take forever...
PT: I find it entertaining.
Stanley: W-when did you get here!?
PT: I've been here the entire time...
Stanley: Oh. I guess your the silent type.
PT handed him a Gameboy and Stanley was puzzled
PT: I this this should give you the anwser.
Stanley: You could of just said yes or no... he then turned on the game, and it was Pokemon Yellow.
Stanley: This shall kill time, how long does it take for a soccer game to go on anyways?
With a snap of his fingers, he called for the items to be activated.
Stanley: This is MUCH better now.
He said this as when Wario had the ball, he was clocked by an ice shell, and Bowser quickly scored a point.
Time soon passes, and the score now was 8-4 for the Squadrons, they pulled ahead in the last hour, and items also helped. Snake also made good tactical plans, and they also strengthened the team. The next play, Yoshi had the egg, and headbutted it down the field, but as he was approaching the net, K Rool came near him, and body slammed him before he couls shoot. Then Snake, Fox, and Falco made a run down the middle, with Snake and Fox tackling the opposing players as Zelda, Falco and Bowser kept passing the ball to each other in a triangle format, and despite DK's efforts to shun them away, the power of three with all the defenders occupied was to much for DK. The Squadrons were one point from winning.
Stanley meanwhile was occupied in the Pokemon game.
Stanley: What should I name the Pokemon Trainer, PT, what's your name?
PT: ... PT gave no response.
Stanley: OK then, i'll name you DorkyPorkey nerd boy!
Stanley was then dismayed as the game said the name was too long.
Stanley: Dammit! Too many letters! I'll just name him PointDexter instead. The game just barley fit the letters. PT frowned at the name.
PT: What's Luigi doing out on the field?
Stanley: What PointDexter? Oh... he's dancing apparently-
Stanley's words were stopped in his tracks as all the colors in the soccer area soon inverted, and everyone was tripping, sleeping, taunting, and other various effects happened as Luigi stopped dancing.
Capt. Falcon: Show Ya moves, Show ya moves!
Falco: Hands off my prey!
Luigi then set up his shot, and jumped ridiculously high in the air as electrical green currents of electricity followed him upwards and Luigi released a mighly electrical shot as King K Rool could do nothing about the incoming balls, since he was frozen. The eggs separated into 5 different eggs as they all shot into the net and scored as Luigi made the score 9-9, even now. The Negative Zone now ended and everyone was back to normal, and they all watched in horror as the 4 other egg copies made opened up, and 4 clone Fawfuls ran about the arena. The original one wasn't opened up though.
Fawfuls: Jump Salads!
Both teams: Oh god...
Stanley: The score is even, for the 3rd time now! Next to score wins! To make this even more interesting, the goalies will play on, with only one defender at their side, and whatever team scores wins! The goalies also can't be goalies anymore, they have to actually play.
Capt Falcon shot up his hands to be a defender, but Stanley said no.
Stanley: The defenders are the captains, ok?
Falcon: Sure...
Stanley: 3...2...1 GO!
The egg was placed in the middle as Snake got to it first, he made a pass to Rool, who kicked Luigi in the gut as he passed by. DK stopped him though, as he slammed the ground which threw K Rool off balance. Snake took the egg again, and rushed down the field. As Luigi came towards him, he let off a heat seeking missle which chased Luigi all about the place. DK and King K Rool already left the areana fighting eachother, and with the super heat seeking missile stalking Luigi, Snake booted the egg into the net. The Squadrons won.
Stanley: Finally!
Stanley then looked at the Gameboy again.
Stanley: Aw man! Why did I have to start with a Pikachu!? That's lame!
Pikachu heard this, and charged at Stanley while releasing a thunder attack, which zapped Stanley silly.
Stanley: Guih? Ak, forget this! A black little chip was then placed in the Gameboy, and within a minute, Stanley had a team consisting of 6 level 99 Mewtwos. Stanley smiled.
PT: You've disgraced the Pokemon name...
Stanley: And YOU carry more than 6 Pokemon! You may only LOOK like you only use three, but stashed in the backpack you have on you, there is at least 20-30 more Pokemon!
PT: ...
Stanley: Anyways, Vacuums lose again, someone is outta here!
Luigi: *huff* Let's a go team!
The Vacuums then trudged fowards back to their camp. The Squadrons did the same, but as Falco tried to follow, Stanley stoppped him.
Stanley: I don't think so! We fixed your Arwing!
Falco looked at it sadly when he saw a giant Stanley Bumper sticker painted on the right side of it.
Stanley: It looks good now! You're going back home in it!
Falco: B-but...
Stanley: You actually thought you were staying? Ha! Now, go, please.
Falco drooped his shoulder as he plopped himself in his Arwing, and flew away back home.
Luigi: D-difficult today.
Luigi was talking to himself, and Krystal sat beside him
Krystal: You know who needs to go?
Luigi: Wario? He's a jerk to a everyone!
Krystal: I was thinking Fawful. He can't do anything much in the egg anymore.
Luigi considered this, then spoke again.
Luigi: I think that is good too...
Krystal: Yoshi nodded his head to me when I asked him to vote for Fawful also.
Luigi: I think he a just wanted to go to the bathroom...
Krystal: Nonsense. Even Wario has agreed to vote for Fawful. It's all set. Me, you, Wario, Yoshi, maybe Meta Knight I never know with him... and Zelda. Fawful's leaving tonight.
Luigi: OK then. Also I'm sick of his random language. Gets on my nerves!
Wario all the sudden came into the scene and asked for food
Luigi: You ATE it all, doorknob.
Wario: I- I need food, scum!
At that very instant, Wario's stomach growled, and Wario was right neat the fireplace, and it started to quickly smell
Luigi: Oh a good no... DIVE!
Everyone near the area made a lunge out of Wario's radius, and Wario let off the most biggest fart he made yet. Next to the fire, it lit the entire campsite on fire, all their valuables, and it smelled real bad after also. The entire camp, was in ruins.
Wario: I got it now baby! You find it attractive Zelda, my fragrance?
Zelda: Akk!
Luigi: I think I'm still going to vote for Fawful...
Luigi ran up to Yoshi and explained to him
Luigi: Yoshi! (Fawful is outta here!)
Yoshi: Yoshi! (I think I'll vote away from the group to screw with you guys, Wario it is!)
Will Luigi's plan work?
THE REJECTANCE ROOM. A cold, clammy place. Everyone was miserable today due to their camp's condition. Except for Wario, he was proud.
Stanley: I LOVE these smiles!
Everyone shot a glare at him, which made him quiet.
Stanley: Fawful! How do you plan to keep on competiting in that egg?
Fawful: Fawful will find a way to exterminate the competition!
Everyone just rolled their eyes.
Stanley: Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Don't talk to me.
Stanley: Alright then that's a wrap! Fawful, you first. You'll be gone after tonight anyways.
Fawful: Hey! Anyways, I've told someone to vote for me! Green dude Luigi will do it!
Stanley: Then Luigi, just vote for your person, and Fawful's person while you're up there. GO!
Luigi moved up to the skull pot, and write his vote while talking to the air in front of him, since he thought there were cameras
Luigi: Well, what use is he here? He's in an egg! Fawful!
Stanley called out to him.
Stanley: Hey brainiac! There is no cameras! Everyone just heard you!
Luigi: Oh, heh heh. Luigi then blushed, finalized the votes, then sat down, aloowing Zelda to go next.
After all the votes were casted (with a hate speech for Luigi made by Wario) Stanley read out the votes.
Stanley: This outta be fun! I think it's either Wario or Fawfu-
Fawful nudged Stanley on the leg as PT delivered the amulet to him.
PT: Fawful told me to give this to you.
Stanley: Well then, I totally forgot about this thing!
Everyone's faces dropped.
Krystal: Where did he get that?!
Luigi: Must of been that challenge with the gorons when they went in the booth...damn.
Stanley: Let's see what happens now! Anything towards Fawful will not count.
Stanley: The votes are as followed:
1st vote: Fawful
2nd vote: Fawful
3rd vote: Fawful
4th vote: Fawful
5th vote: Fawful
Stanley: Seriously? I don't even see that one mandatory vote from Fawful himself saying another name!
Luigi then sheepishly admitted something.
Luigi: Well I may of accidentally written two votes for Fawful. Accidentally though, of course!
Stanley glared at him
Stanley: That's a yellow card Luigi. This violation is not as severe as Mewtwo's so I'll let it slide. Once more though...you're out!
Luigi gulped nervously.
Stanley: Well, I guess no one can go home today and every single vote in this pot is for Fawful! Wait, wait a sec. There's one vote crumpled in a ball in the corner.
Stanley picked up the vote and read it aloud.
Stanley: Wario! This vote's for you!
Wario shouted in anger
Wario: What!? This game is rigged, I swear! ...I like it!
Wario instead of using the cannon, just ate a ton of garlic and farted out of the area, leaving everyone to gasp for air. This also made Yoshi gag and spit up a bit of berry juice, which broke open Fawful's egg.
Luigi: Well, that's anticlimatic. Yoshi! Did you know this at all?
Yoshi: Yoshi? (Of course not! Why would I know this at all? Dammit)
Stanley: What a surprise! Well, back to camp now!
The Vacuums left the area, and Yoshi rolled his eyes in disatisfaction.
Yoshi: Yoshi. Yoshi. (That one vote I made for Wario. That one vote! ...get trolled.)
Yoshi truly was, to put it bluntly: A prick.
Luigi: Fawful (N/A)
Fawful: Fawful (N/A)
Krystal: Fawful (N/A)
Wario: Fawful (N/A)
Zelda: Fawful (N/A)
Meta Knight: Fawful (N/A)
Yoshi: Wario
Luigi: This a sucks! As if he didn't bother me enough in Superstar Saga!
Fawful: Jackal juice! Fawful's going to have a talk with the sea of sailor snails when we get back to camp!
Yoshi: Y-Yoshi (Seriously. What a fail on my behalf. Come on!)
Wario, final words: What a rotten day! I was too much of a threat I bet! Or my looks were just too dashing for anyone to focus! Screw this, I'm going to go play sports with Waluigi. Wherever he is.