Chapter 11: We the Outcasts
Fawful: Horse sneezery! I was betrayed worse than a bagel without it's topping! I will have a word with these milk cows!
Luigi: Yahoo! We got rid of Wario!
Luigi then muttered under his breath
Luigi: (And almost Fawful...)
Almost everyone was in a good mood next morning, since Wario was not with them anymore. This brought wide smiles to their faces. But they also knew that they were low on numbers, with only six players on the Vacuums remaining, as opposed to the Squadrons eight players.
Luigi: We've got to start succeeding now. Just me, Zelda, Fawful, Meta Knight, Yoshi and Krystal, comprendre?
They all nodded their heads in agreement, as they started up a fire, and since it took a very little time to complete the daily routines, they were bored within an hour. Fawful however, was annoyed at Luigi for his confession that the tribe was trying to eliminate him last night.
Fawful: Pudding drops. What kind of team do I have here?!
Luigi needed to mend the situation, as if Fawful decided to side with the other team if a merge arrived, the consequences would be dire. The only way he could do this was by using more trickery.
Luigi: Fawful, a buddy. It wasn't my idea to vote you out...
Fawful: Then whose was it, green bean?
Luigi thought for a brief second.
Luigi: All Wario! He manipulated us, and say uh, uh "That Fawful in the egg is a major liability! Eliminate him! Yeah.
Fawful: But I clearly heard you last night you pizza munching italian!
Luigi began to sweat. Meta Knight cut in.
Meta Knight: Wario was clearly a master of mindgames. Somehow, he tricked Luigi into saying those word. I am correct.
Everyone else thought this was a lame excuse, but agreed anyways. As long as Fawful bought it!
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi yoshi. (He's so lying Fawful, don't buy it for a second.)
Fawful: ...I believe you all then. Don't be such pawns next time then, you cat patties!
Luigi: Agreed! Well anyways...there's so little to a do here...
Meta Knight: Agreed.
Luigi: ...Anyways up for Tiddly Winks?
A little target pot was set up as Luigi pulled it out from under his bag (It was one of the only things not burned in the fart fire). He also had a bunch of little plastic mushroom symbols.
Luigi: Lets a play Tiddly Winks !
Fawful: Keyboard meatballs! I'll play and win better than a dog in a log rolling contest!
Meta Knight: Humph.
The board was then set up against a tree, and was set up to be a game of darts.
Luigi: But i'm the king of a Tiddly Winks...
Meta Knight: Others?
Fawful: I will play...and win faster than a camel across the desert of desserts!
Krystal: I'm good.
Zelda: Me too, i'm good.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (I don't want to embarass anyone with my skills.)
Luigi: We need a darts...
Meta Knight: Solved.
With assistance from Yoshi and Fawful, they managed to rip down a tree, and Meta Knight slashed his sword at it. In less than 10 minutes, there were TONS of darts.
Fawful: Honey grill! I call first turn!
As soon as the order was solved, Fawful threw the first dart. It landed bullseyes in the middle.
Fawful: I have fury! My dart skills are as amazing as a water cheeto.
Luigi was very weirded out when he heard the way Fawful has talked ever since he got here.
Luigi: Fawful, do you LISTEN to yourself talk?
Fawful: ... I drift in and out... popcorn potatoes!
Luigi was second in line, so he tossed his dart, and Luigi span around in circles on the spot. He then tossed it, and hit Yoshi in the nose... who was no where near the dart board.
Yoshi: Yoshi... (That's it, I'm breaking your bones!)
Yoshi made a rabid charge towards Luigi, who held out his gloves in protest.
Luigi: Yaaah! Down boy! Yoshi Yoshi!
Yoshi then snorted and retreated back.
Yoshi: Yoshi. (Simpleton)
Luigi: Sorry a Yoshi!
Meta Knight was third. He tossed it simply, and it hit close to the middle.
Fawful took his second shot at the dart board with his eyes closed, and standing on his head. He hit the middle...again.
Fawful: Nugget Muffins! My skills cause thrills so superior I have chills...and fury!
So the dart game went on, and the scores turned out this way:
Fawful: 20
Meta Knight: 13
Luigi: ...0
It was Luigi's final turn, and the final turn of the game. He would up his arm, and flung it at full speed. Just at that moment though, both teams saw Peach's pink cruiser fly above them, and it dropped something on each island. Luigi was hit in the head by the falling object.
Krystal: It is a-
Fawful: Keyboard meatballs! I can read like a duck's ironing board! I is reading nows! OK, the message on the falling rock-
Meta Knight: It's a ROB.
The falling objects were indeed ROBs. They folded out from the metal box form they were in, and projected a message in the sky, here's what the messages said.
Squadrons: Proud of making it this far? Well, prepare to meet the other team! You will now both merge teams and be on great team! But now, it everyone for themselves... Also, no elimination today, just relax on the beach and get to know the others,
Stanley the Bugman (I'm going insane here)
Vacuums, Just go over to the Squadrons' side, As you look to the side of your beach, you will see a couple of Lapras waiting for you. Enjoy being one team now!
-Stanley the Bugman
Luigi: O-ok then, let's a go...
Yoshi: Yooooshi (People even more incapable than my team? This should be a hoot)
Fawful: Will they be able to concoct a pizza similar to the skills that are mine?
As they approached the waiting Lapras' (there was only 2 of them since they were pretty big), they waved by to their camp, and one half of the team got on one Lapras, and the other half got on the other Lapras.
The Squadrons were all just standing on the beach as they watched the other team come in. They shyly walked on to the beach, and hoped for the Squadrons approval.
Luigi: Hi!
Marth: Hey!
Bowser: It's Luigi, living on MY island, oh geez...
The Vacuums soon then started talking with the Squadrons.
Fox: Nice to see ya again Krystal, we can work together now, AS A TEAM! ALLIANCE TIME!
Krystal facepalmed. Fox didn't understand the concept of secret alliances.
Krystal: Sure Fox, sounds good...
Meanwhile, Snake was chatting (more drooling over) to Yoshi
Snake: MMM...
Yoshi: Yoshi? (What's wrong with you, you gross looking hobo?)
Snake: Wha what? What did you say?
Yoshi: Yoshiii! ( That's right sap, you just sit there and take it. Don't you dare think about eating me either.)
Meanwhile, Luigi was talking with the stunning ZSS. He stumbled to find something to say.
Luigi: So... have you ever heard about my a adventure in the Waffle kingdom?
ZSS: I've read a few of your Super Luigi books.
Luigi: Oh wow! Someone actually read my books?! I mean, yeah, everyone has a read my books. They are best sellers! Anyways, let me tell you, my adventures in the Waffle Kingdom. It all started when...
A long tongue then came out of the distance, and ate Luigi up, it was none other than Yoshi's tongue. Yoshi then spat Luigi up in the middle of him and Snake.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Can you do me a favor and serve as a nice snack to this buffoon instead?)
Luigi: Yoshhhhi! (Yoshi,I can be now with goomba babe!)
Yoshi: Yoshi. (I caught the word babe out of that. You, with skills? Please. Birdo is more of a lady than anything you've been with.)
Luigi: Yoshi! (Thanks for that cranky gift you gave me?) (Wow, I should really fess up that I cannot speak a decent word of Yoshi soon)
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi yoshi...(Hey brainiac! If you can't speak my language properly, just speak bloody english to me! I'm not inept at understanding thing unlike yourself)
Snake: OK then... Has Mario ever broken your back from his weight Yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshi. (What do you think? Do you know how many back surgeries I've had?)
Luigi: Err... He simply said yes! (This will require a lot of guessing)
Yoshi: Yoshi. (That's right, squirm chump.)
Snake: Is eating your enemies an efficient tactic in battle?
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!
Luigi: I'll just talk as Yoshi now.
"Yup, eating enemies is so efficient! It stops them in their tracks! I even can toss them in egg form after they are swallowed!"
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Damn rights!)
Falcon was walking by, and he overheard this.
Falcon: Woah! Luigi, can you teach ME how to eat my enemies?
Luigi: YOSHI eats his enemies, I don't.
Falcon: ... I don't need you, I'll eat my enemies all on my OWN.
Falcon then stormed away into the forest for some reason...
Luigi: Can I go now? You guys know each other well enough, right?
Snake: Yeah, yeah.
Snake then muttered to himself.
Snake: Yoshi stew... MMM.
Luigi: OK guys, we need-
Bowser: OK, WHO said your team leader?!
Luigi: But it's a me... Luigi...
Snake: It's everyone for themselves, we don't need a team leader!
Fawful: Gold tomatoes, it's right as a light in the night!
Snake: What did you just say!?
Fawful: Gold tomatoes?
Snake: I'm not an IT!
Fawful: OK then, turkey onions! You look like an it as it is a zit!
Luigi: AS I was saying, we need a team name.
Bowser: Hell bent minions!
Fox: The LANDMASTTASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Everyone stared at Fox.
Marth: You...wanna calm down there friend? Shouting will not get your ideas across.
Meta Knight finally came up with a half legible idea.
Meta Knight: The All Stars.
Snake: That sounds good, any disagreements?
Bowser: Hell bent minions?
ZSS: Just no.
Snake: Alright then. What also landed on our island is a Smash Ball.
Snake glanced at the Smash Ball that was circulating the island.
Snake: We are supposed to write our team name on it and all the members of the team on it also.
Bowser knocked Marth over, took his sword, (That was since sharpened since Falcon bent it before) and prepared to cut himself, so that he could write his name in blood.
Snake: No doofus, we got pens with the Smash Ball!
Marth was furious at Bowser.
Marth: Hey, you almost ruined my haiiiiiir! And my secret tiara...
Bowser: Suck it up, princesss
Marth: Shut up, spiny turtle!
Bowser: Is that the best you got?
Fox: Get a room!
Marth: ...
Bowser: Is it equip with torture devices?
Fox: Yeah. Sure. When i'm the mascot of Nintendo, i'll make you guys a room.
Pikachu: Pika!
Snake: When YOU win?
ZSS: That's my position!
Fawful: Hey Bowser, you're uglier than Midbus in the shower! You know what else? My aspargus is meditating!
Fawful then was tackled by Bowser, and soon, the whole camp was fighting eachother. Bowser was gnawing on Fawful, while Pikachu was zapping Yoshi silly. Fox and Meta Knight were locked in combat, and ZSS was in a cat fight with Zelda. Luigi was also being double teamed by Snake and Game and Watch. Falcon was attacking a tree that he thought was Snake, since the dust being created was blinding his eyes. Marth and Krystal casually watched from the side. Soon, Luigi managed to break hold of the double team of Game and Watch and Snake, and ran and flame uppercutted Fox. Fox went flying into the air and into the clouds.
Luigi: This is madness!
Bowser: And it certainly ain't Sparta!
Luigi: The first day we meet each other, we get into a giant rumble, pathetic. Let's just try to get along, there's 14 of us left now, and only one island to keep us on. Truce?
Everyone agreed. The Smash Ball then came orbitng down, and the pens were passed to each contestant. Everyone wrote their name on the Smash Ball and the Team Name, then the Smash Ball floated up in the air again, only for Fox, who was lit on fire,fell right on it as he plummeted right to the ground, dizzy and confused. Fox accidentally broke open the Smash Ball.
Fox: Hey, look over there, it a-
All Stars: DON'T SAY IT!
Fox: You know, Falco's always preferred the air, but I like the Landmaster! Durp!
When Fox said Landmaster, a Landmaster fell right next to them, which splashed them all in a giant tidal wave.
Snake: Jeez! Now we have to go into the forest, and MAYBE we'll see a Smash Ball in there!
ZSS: Why would you ever see a Smash Ball in the forest?
Snake: There probably is a Smash Ball floating about in the forest, I just know it!
ZSS: Fine. IF there is a Smash Ball in the forest, I will gain 50 pounds after this contest, OK?
Snake: You don't have to...
ZSS: Why not? I'm going to be right anyways. Smash Balls are rare to find, unless you're in the Smash Bros universe.
Snake: Fine. Now i'm hoping that we don't find a Smash Ball!
ZSS: Don't worry, it's not gonna happen! Let's just go in the forest now, come on team! We will search for 3-5 hours, and if we don't see one, we are out, ok?
Luigi: OK then, let's a go...
The All Stars then trudged on forth, out to find a sacred Smash Ball, which would be hard to find. The forest was very large, with creatures in it like Aipoms, some fairies, and even some ducks from Duck Hunt. Snake shot a couple down and slugged them over his shoulder.
Snake: You will all thank me when we are eating tonight.
Meta Knight: Quite.
One hour later, they were now officially lost in the forest, so they had to compromise and form a plan.
Krystal: OK, let's split up. Group A will be Snake, Fawful, Game and Watch, Meta Knight, Fox, Zelda, and me. Team B will be Luigi, Bowser, Marth, Yoshi, ZSS, and Pikachu. Team A will take the left half, while team B takes the right half of the forest. Any questions?
Bowser: Why are the team names so lame?
Game and Watch and Pikachu nodded in agreement.
Zelda: That's right, where's Falcon?
Everyone just shrugged, and went off in their teams to find the Smash Ball.
Falcon was searching on his own for the Smash ball where he once again fell down Waluigi's secret hole.
Waluigi: Falcon! My only ally in this game! Where's Wario?
Falcon cocked an eyebrow.
Falcon: Who are you bro? Since when were you playing this game?
Waluigi: Falcon! We met a few days ago! Remember, you fell in the hole with Bowser. We made an alliance...
Falcon stood still with a peculiar look.
Falcon: Look man, I don't know who you are. But I'm just looking for the Smas-
The Smash Ball silently whizzed by Falcon and Waluigi's head.
Falcon: Oh boy!
Falcon dashed off at full speed, trampling Waluigi in the process.
Waluigi: You jerk, I'll vote you out tonight!
Waluigi already began to write his name on a piece of paper and threw it in a jar. In his mind, he was a competitor in this game.
Marth: Luigi, have you seen the Smash Ball yet?
Luigi: If I did, I would of a TOLD you! No, I haven't seen one.
Marth stopped for a moment.
Marth: Well I don't need that kind of attitude! Hhmph!
Marth ran off back to camp.
Luigi: *Sigh*
Luigi was riding on Yoshi's back, and Yoshi stopped for a moment. He thought he saw something glow so he went near it. But it wasn't a glow, it was a redead, which screeched in Yoshi's face, making him run scared. Luigi, who was on Yoshi's back, was hanging on for dear life.
Luigi: Yoshi! What the matter?
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! (Kill him first!)
Luigi then finally lost grip, and slipped off Yoshi's back, while Yoshi ran back to camp. Luigi was now even more lost in the forest. Luigi was frightened.
Luigi: Mama mia!
Soon, both groups met up again, and were missing a few members.
Marth: So, we are missing Yoshi and Luigi. Yoshi ran off since he was scared by something, and Luigi was on his back, hanging for dear life. Any missing on your team, Snake?
Snake: Well, Fawful ran off chasing a chicken... and I think Fox and Krystal ran off back to camp to drive the Landmaster... and Capt Falcon is also gone somewhere.
Marth: Ok then, on we trudge forth then.
And so on they did trudge forth. some tripping, yelling, and an injury or two occurred during the journey, but soon, they were on some mountainous plain, and they saw two cages. One had Princess Peach trapped inside.
Zelda: Very odd.
Zelda then went to approach the other empty cage, but something came thundering down from the sky. It scooped up Zelda without any struggle, and tossed her in the other empty cage. The monster roared, and two epic voices arised from the shadows.
?#1: Fowl beast!
?#2: It's a Petey Pirahna, he a has a my wife!
The camp was not suprised about ?#1, which was Falcon, but the second voice: Was Mario.
Mario: We were going to check up upon the contestants as a special cameo, and the mutated Pirahna just takes a her and a leaves!
Petey roared again, and another two figures came from the shadows. Luigi also navigated his way out of the forest.
Luigi: Brother!
Waluigi: Villain!
Mario: We must take down this beast, and get the ladies a back!
Luigi: Are you ready Mario, I have a courage with you!
Mario and Luigi: Let's a go!
Waluigi: Waluigi!
Luigi and Mario glanced at Waluigi for a moment before ignoring his presence.
Luigi called on Yoshi also, so that he could battle much better.
Luigi: Yoshiiiiiii! (Boshi!)
Yoshi then came thundering down the pathway, and took down a couple of trees. He also saw Mario, which made him jump up and down.
Yoshi: Yooshi! (Luigi, that's the name of my um...not my alter ego...rival you toad. As for you Mario...you're slightly easier to stomach than Luigi's presence. but your stomach is sure more noticeable. Don't ride me.)
Mario: I knew ya missed me!
When Mario said that, the team of 11 charged at Petey. Petey slammed his head back rapidly which threw a couple of people off their feet. Mario and Luigi performed a high jump, which came above Petey's head. Then they both performed tornado attacks on him, and Petey was shot back a little. Waluigi got a few attacks in with his tennis racket, but Petey soon slapped him away with his leaf arm. Petey soon began to take flight, and shot goop out of his mouth, which made them all slip and fall. But Snake had an idea. He charged up his rocket, and shot it upwards, which just barley connected with Petey. Petey scoffed at his futile efforts.
Snake: Gah, Game and Watch, over here!
Game and Watch ran towards him, and Snake said his plan to him.
Snake: This may hurt, but trust me, just perform a trampoline jump!
Game and Watch did what he was told, and then Snake hit him with an upwards rocket. This elevated Game and Watch high enough so that he landed lightly on Petey's head, which Petey didn't expect. Before Petey can react, Game and Watch slammed the Key into his head. This brought Petey down enough for Luigi to perform his crouching super jump, which connected and brought Petey down even more. Mario and Meta Knight were busy freeing the princesses, but Bowser pushed Mario out of the way to save Peach.
Bowser: You too slow, let the man do this!
Mario was about to go and toss Bowser away from the cage, but Petey launched a cannon ball out of his mouth. It smashed Mario in the face and sent him spiraling away out of sight.
Luigi: Mario!
Luigi ran out of sight also to find his brother.
Bowser: Let's see here... What's with this lock!? That's it, i'm breaking it down!
With one strong smash foward, he broke the cage in two, and scared Peach silly.
Bowser: Yeah! My strong physic broke down the cage, let's see Mario do THAT!
Peach: Bowser... i'm married now.
Bowser: Eh, can't blame a koopa for tryin!
Bowser looked at the second cage, and Meta Knight wasn't working on it anymore, and was busy fighting Petey. Bowser frowned and went to Zelda's cage, and busted it open. Bowser winked at Zelda and awaited a reply.
Zelda: Err, i'm gonna marry Link when I get the chance.
Bowser drooped his shoulders and sighed.
Bowser: Sure, the ladies pick plumbers and skirt wearing freaks over me!
Petey by now, was weaker. He was starting to struggle keeping away the attackers, and now Zelda was using Din's Fire in the background. Petey made a ferocious attack, and ate up Waluigi. Waluigi screamed as he went down Petey's gullet. This didn't last for long though as
Waluigi kept stomping on his stomach, so Petey spat him out instantly. Petey then saw Mario and Luigi come from the distance. He fired another cannonball at Luigi, but Mario dived in front of him, and used the cape to slam it right back at Petey's head. This ultimately made Petey go down and thus was defeated.
Mario: All in a good days work. Well, good luck on the path to become the mascot of Nintendo! That was the first battle I a had in a while. Wow, Luigi, I still can't believe you still here!
Luigi: ...
Mario: To ZSS, let's hope that pill I gave you holds together, cause you know what happens if it doesn't dissolve first!
ZSS: I know...
Mario: Also, how's a Stanley doing?
Meta Knight: Insanity.
Mario: How about that? Maybe it's because the one thing he can't stand is randomness.
Fawful: Yam maggots! I found this chicken! He is smarter than Luigi!
Fawful came running out of the forest because he finally caught the chicken he was chasing.
Fawful: It's my hose of mustard nows! I ride it like a Yoshi, faster than the winds of monkeys in the wind!
Mario and Luigi: ...
Mario then spoke again.
Mario: While me and Peach leave on the pink cruiser, how are you guys gonna a get out of the forest?
When he said that, Fox and Krystal came by in their Landmaster, ready to get the rest of the All Stars.
Mario: Woah, woah, woah. No useful vehicles in this competition!
Mario clicked his fingers, and the pink cruiser came by and seized the vehicles as Mario and Peach hopped on the plane and went off into the distance.
Fox: Landmaster? Aww...
ZSS: By the way, see guys, nooooo Smash Ball.
Snake: Yes!
Pikachu: Pika...
Waluigi then jumped up in the air and clicked his feet.
Waluigi: I found this glowy thing in Petey's mouth.
The Smash Ball then circulated in the air again. A Smash Ball was found.
ZSS: Oh boy...
Snake: Oh no...
Waluigi: Yes! I have a big secret to reveal also! My fellow tribemates, Captain Falcon is in an alliance...with me! Take that Falcon!
Everyone's eyelids just dropped.
Snake: So...you're not even a contestant in this game. Who the hell are you anyways?
Waluigi: Wa?
Waluigi sped off into his hole at top speed.
Snake: Now to find our way out off this forest.
For some reason, the animals on the island, Blipp and Fawful's chicken, knew where they were going, and soon, they were back at camp. It was pitch dark now and the stars glistened the sky. Fox was tied against a tree to refrain him from any temptations to break the Smash Ball.
Fox: Can I break open the Smash Ball? I miss my Landmaster.
Snake: Hahaha, no.
Fox: Aw...
A nice fire was then made by Bowser, and the All Stars finally wrote their names on the Smash Ball, and it now floated about the camp peacefully.
Zelda: Well, the first day as a team, we defeated an enemy, and got into a fight also. May there be merry times ahead of us.
ZSS: Amen to that!
ZSS then muttered under her breath
ZSS: (Damn, now I have to gain weight after the stupid competition...)
Fawful: Cattle toes! The name for my chicken?
Snake was about to suggest a name when Fawful aready did himself.
Fawful: Teh name of this chicken shall be... Mustard Mc Asparagus Cap! More noble than a piglet who has just ate it's first stack of corn!
The All Stars went into dead silence.
Bowser: We will just call it Mustard. (As stupid as it is to even name a chicken. It'll be my dinner soon enough)
Fawful: Mega donut, apple awesome! A chicken is better than a possum!
One by one, each person fell asleep around the camp fire. The last person to fall was Game and Watch, and he just stared at the crackling glowing fire as he finally fell asleep, using Blipp as a pillow. Little did any of them know, the next day was going to show them some new faces, and also be one of THE most important challenges in the game...