Crazy trouble with love

Female Zetsu and Naruto

Series: Naruto

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A five year old blonde boy was currently on a swing all by himself.

"It's not Fair." he said to himself. He had no one to play with since all he got were disgusted looks from the villagers. "Sometimes I wish I was Dead." he sighed.

What he was unaware of was a set of eyes watching him. Said pair of eyes belonged to a Female Figure, a rather strange Female Figure. She had a venus flytrap around her head with green hair and half her body white and the other half black with yellow eyes.

"So this is the Nine Tails Jinjuriki." muttered the figure.

Soon he got off the Swing and walked off down the Street. The figure seemed to melt into the ground as she followed.

The boy sighed as he continued to Walk. All the while trying to ignore any looks of disgust from the villagers. That's when he bumped into a Noble. "Oh, sorry." He was then punched and knocked down.

"Watch where you walk scum!"

"Sorry sir." he apologized.

The Noble grabbed him by the collar. He pulled the child up with a sneer on his face. "Sorry's not Good enough you brat!"

Naruto gulped in fear.

The figure watched and scowled. 'No child should be treated that way.' She thought as the Noble was about to Harm the Boy. She slid back under the ground and headed towards the two of them.

"Prepare to Suffer!" He said. He raised his hand and swung his fist at the child.

The boy braced for pain but it never Came. Instead he heard screams of terror and landed on the ground. He slowly opened his eyes. And saw the noble's head missing with everyone screaming and running away.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed.

"Bleh, he tasted terrible." scoffed a voice behind him.

"Who-Who're you?" He asked nervously turning around. His eyes widened at the odd looking woman and started scrambling back in fear.

"It's alright I won't hurt you". the white half spoke.

"Maybe a little bite though." spoke the black half.

This caused him to be a Little freaked out.

"Oh Hush you!" The white side scolded. "Ignore her, she's always like that."

"Why did you save me?" he asked while still nervous around her.

"Because I'm here to be your Mother." the white side said.

Naruto blinked as the woman crouched down and rubbed his head. "Really?"

"Of course."

Naruto gave a smile and Hugged her. "T-Thank you!"

She gave a Smile and hugged him back. "But I'm afraid we can't stay here."

"We can't?" he replied in confusion.

"Yes we can't Stay here, follow me." she said. she stood up and held his hand before she started walking.

"Where're we going?" He asked.

"Some place safe." she reassured.

"So don't go running off." spoke the black half.

He nodded and followed her. Both made their way to the end of the village and towards a large and dark forest.

"Whoa." he said. "I...I'm not sure. The villagers said it's dangerous in there."

"Don't worry I'll protect you." the white side said.

"Just try not to run away." spoke the black side.

The boy nodded.

"Do you have a Name?" The white side asked.

"Naruto Uzumaki. Who are you miss?"

"My name is Zetsu." They said Simultaneously.

"Zetsu? That's a Pretty Name." Naruto said.

"Thank you." she smiled as she used her power to make them go under the cage and back up on the other side and kept going into the forest.

After more walking they found their Destination an Abandoned House.

"It looks scary." he spoke gripping her hand tighter.

"Don't worry this is where we'll be staying." she reassured as they moved towards it. She kicked down the Locked door and they went In.

Inside it was old and dusty with a few cobwebs.

"A Little run-down, but we can make it work." she said. Naruto let out a Sneeze. "Bless you."

"Thank you."

She gave a Smile.

(Timeskip)

It's been 5 years since Zetsu found Naruto. And she made sure he stayed in the forest to keep him safe. Even though she knew he wanted to Leave to attend the Academy. She changed that by showing him everything he needed to know herself.

We now cut to Naruto who was Hitting a Practice Dummy. He was delivering punches and kicks all over it.

"Nice work Naruto now come in for Lunch." Zetsu said appearing behind him.

"Ah! Mom!" he spoke with a frown. "You always do that."

She giggled. "Even after all this time you're easy to spook."

Naruto pouted. "Not funny."

"Of course it is!" The Black said said. "Besides, would you rather we throw a sudden training session on ya?"

"No ma'am." he shook his head quickly.

"Okay let's eat!"

The two of them turned and headed inside the house.

"So what's for Lunch?"

"Ramen."

"Yes!" he cheered out with a grin.

Zetsu gave a Smile. 'I'm so happy to see him smile like that.' She thought with a smile. 'And he's really grown up cute.'

'Yeah maybe we should ride him!' The black said said to her counterpart.

'NO!'

'And Why Not, I know the dreams you have!'

The white side blushed and slapped the black side.

"Hey!"

"Mom, you say something?" asked Naruto hearing the cry.

"Huh no, I'm alright." she reassured. 'Just forget about it, he is our son, nothing more.'

'You say that Now.' chuckled the black side.

The white side rolled her eye. 'Keep dreaming.' She thought as she followed Naruto.

Inside the building was much cleaner thanks to all the years keeping it in shape.

"Enjoying the Ramen Naruto?" She asked.

"Yeah." He said with a Grin. "Thanks mom!"

She smiled at this. 'I never get tired of hearing that.' She thought.

'Maybe we should show him the birds and bees early.' The black side suggested. 'Have him drop his pants, take a little lick, and ride him all day!'

The white side started to Drool a Little. But she shook her head. 'No! No! Then we'll seem like perverted woman.'

'Oh come on it won't hurt him.'

'No! I'm sticking with my choice.'

'Suuuure.'

As they had the inner debate, Naruto had finished his ramen. "Uhh Mom. you okay?" asked Naruto seeing her go silent.

"Huh?" she responded. "What is it Naruto?"

"I said are you alright?"

"Oh! Just fine." She said with a Smile. 'Now quiet you!'

'Yeah yeah.'

After Breakfast Naruto Left out the House and headed towards the Village to meet up with his friends. Something his mother decided he'd be better having than without. But since he's Naruto he made some friends anyway.

Said friends were standing in front of the academy.

"Bout time you got here Naruto!"

"Hey guys."

"Now that we're All Here let's go."

He nodded as all of them walked off.

Zetsu was watching from a Distance. 'Everything looks alright.' She thought as she soon began to feel a Familiar Presence. 'Oh you've got to be kidding me.' She thought.

She turned and saw a familiar fishman walking towards her. "Ugh, what do you Want Bait Breath?" frowned the black side.

"You know why I'm here." he said with a Smirk. "I came here to get the kid."

Her eyes widened in Shock. "W-What?"

"You heard me I came here to get the Bra.t" he frowned. "You can go back to the hideout, I can take it from here."

"No!" she shouted out with anger.

Kisame raised an Eyebrow. "What's with you?"

"I..I...I won't let You!" she got out feeling her instincts rise up.

"And why not?" Kisame said drawing his sword.

'I...don't know what to do!' panicked the white side.

'We Fight!' The Black side told her.

'But he's stronger than us!' The White side thought.

'So you're willing to let him take our son?'

'No but..'

'No buts! You're gonna kill that bastard and keep our little fox safe!' The Black side Thought.

The white side frowned and slowly pulled a kunai out of her sleeve. 'I'll Do it!'

Kisame stopped and turned to see Zetsu lunge at him with a kunai. However he managed to Dodge at the Last Minute. He growled before swinging his knee up and slammed it into her gut.

"Gah!" she gasped and stumbled back.

"Nice Try Plant Bitch!" he sneered while pulling his sword out. Kisame Charged towards Zetsu as she she was Regaining her Footing.

She quickly sank back in the ground just as he slammed the sword where she stood.

"What the!?"

Zetsu popped up behind him and threw several shuriken.

Kisame intercepted this by swing his Blade. They were knocked aside as he lunged at her.

She managed to Meld into the Foliage before he struck.

"Quit hiding!" He yelled. He looked around while Zetsu slowly rose up behind a tree.

She lightly Growled at her Former Comrade as she prepared to Attack.

Kisame however turned and grinned at spotting Naruto and his friends down the road. "Bingo." he ran at them with Zetsu panicking.

'What do we do!' The white side thought.

"Kill the bastard!' hissed the black side.

Zetsu grinded her Teeth in Rage. She melted back in the ground and rushed at Kisame from underground. Before he struck she reached out and Grabbed his Neck.

He gasped as her grip was tighter than he thought and found himself get pulled back.

In the Span of 25 Minutes Zetsu had Eaten Kisame.

'Mmm, fish.' The black side thought.

'Oh no, what if the others come!?' She thought in panic.

'We'll kill them! But right now, I want our fox!' The Black Side spoke. Before the white side could speak, they started melting into the ground.

Naruto was Leaving the Academy since he wasn't Allowed in he was able to see his friends off. But as he waved them off, he failed to notice a hand near his ankle. Said hand pulled him underground.

"Ah!" He cried out. And then he was gone.

We cut to an Underground Bunker where Naruto was Dragged.

"Hey! What's going on?!" He exclaimed. He looked around and saw Zetsu standing there. "Mom what happened?"

"I brought you down here." She Said with a Straight face.

"But why?"

"Because I want to tell you the Truth."

"What truth?"

"About the reason why I was in the Village." she said.

"Okay what's the Reason?" He asked.

"It was...originally to spy on you."

"Spy on me, but why?"

And so she explained everything.

Naruto dropped to his knees. "You...were going to kill me?"

She nodded sadly. That's when she saw him start tearing up. She went over and Hugged Him. "But things changed." She said as she comforted him.

"Like what?" he asked feeling conflicted.

"Well for starters me loving you." she replied with a smile.

"But Mom I know you Love me." he replied oblivious.

"No I mean Really Love you." she spoke while hugging him tight against her body.

"Wait what do you Mean?" he asked confused.

'Oh For Pein's Sake!' The black side thought as she took Control. "We mean love you to where it's time we rock the bed!" She exclaimed.

"What do you mean?"

She rolled her eyes and Slammed her Lips against His.

His eyes widened before feeling her arms keep him close.

She soon pulled away. "Get it now?"

"Huh...wha..."

"I'll Take that as a Yes." she grinned. "Now it's time for the birds and the bees." She formed a Few Hand Signs and her Body started to Glow.

Naruto blinked and watched. And to his Shock she split up into two People. "W-What!"

"Like it whiskers?" The Black side spoke.

"Cause this is how we're gonna break you in."

This Caused Naruto to Blush. The white side moved over and eased Naruto on his back before pulling his pants off.

"Just Relax Naruto." she told him. she reached down and rubbed her hand against his underwear.

He slowly started to get Hard. "M-Mom! This feels weird!"

"Don't worry it's gonna feel amazing in a Minute!" grinned the black side before pressing her lips with his.

His eyes widened as he felt their Tongues fight each other. 'This is...good.' He thought as she deepened the Kiss.

The white side started to slowly pull his boxers down. When they came down his erect member popped out.

"Wow, he's like a horse." chuckled the black side. She took his cock and Licked up the Shaft.

Naruto gasped while the white side started kissing him. He let out a Soft Moan.

'I can't believe this is happening.' The white side thought. 'I'm actually kissing my own son.'

Naruto Let out a Deep Moan as Black Zetsu had his cock in between her tits and blowing him while at it.

"How's this feel foxy?" she asked with a grin.

He let out a Moan in Response.

"Come on, use your words."

"I Love it!" he got out with a blush.

Black Zetsu Smirked. "Well it gets better."

"How?" he asked.

Black Zetsu gave a Smirk. "I'll tell you, but my other half is gonna show it."

Naruto was still a Little Confused. He saw the white half blushing as she moved down his lap.

She started to Position herself above his cock. "This might feel weird at first, but it'll feel better." She spoke with a Blush. She slowly started to lower herself onto his cock.

"Mom it feels amazing!" he groaned as his cock was engulfed in her pussy.

"How's it Feel?" Black asked.

"So tight and wet!" He moaned out. "Is this what sex is?"

"Oh yeah plus it gets better!" grinned the Black side. She went over and lowered herself above his face. "Lick!"

He groaned before leaning up and took a lick of her snatch.

This caused her to let out a Moan. "Come on, lick faster!" She exclaimed.

Naruto tried to while the white half moved up and down his cock faster.

"Ahhh You're So Big!" moaned the white half with her tongue sticking out.

"Something's about to Happen!" He moaned.

"Don't hold back! Let it all out!" She moaned.

He grunted before feeling something shooting up and into her hole.

White Zetsu Squealed as his seed shot into her womb. "It's so hot!" She passed out.

"Pussy." chuckled the black side as Naruto licked inside her faster.

"You taste Like Blackberries" he told her.

"Lick more." She moaned.

He tried to oblige with his tongue brushing against her clit.

"Ahhh Yes!" She moaned as she came onto his face. She moved away with shaky legs and rested on his stomach. "That was Great huh Naruto?...Naruto?" She said as he had Fallen asleep. "Great, he passed out before I could go for a ride." She complained. 'Oh well, I'll get it next time.' She thought with a Smile as she laid on his Chest.