Chapter 12: More than one!? New faces and departures Part 1.
Stanley: Waaaaaake up!
Stanley was their in the crisp morning waking up the All Stars.
Luigi: A guh... you're a here WAY earlier than usual.
Stanley: I know, because your gonna go to one of the most important challenges of your life!
Soon, everyone else was up, and they stared at the sleeping Snake in horror. He was chewing on Yoshi's tail in his sleep. Yoshi was soon awaken when he discovered this and chucked an egg at Snake's head. Snake woke up abruptly startled.
Snake: I am a patron! What? Oh, hello camp mates.
ZSS clonked Snake in the head.
ZSS: You were eating Yoshi in your sleep.
Snake: It was... because of the...challenge yesterday. Yeah, that's it! I didn't eat all day yesterday!
Fox: Sure...
Stanley stop the chattering with his loud booming voice.
Stanley: You wanna know why this challenge may probably be your most important one?
Falcon: Why? Why!?
Falcon began hopping up and down like an excited child.
Stanley: I'll tell you when we get there. Now, hop on to my newly designed boat!
They all stared in awe as they saw the gigantic boat. It was as big as a cruise boat, and it had a deck, a dance floor, and other recreational things. Sadly, Stanley's face was plastered on the boat in quite a bit of places, and their were also bug imprints on the boat also.
Stanley: It's your reward for your length in this game so far! Enjoy the cruise on the Bug Bait Stanley!
Fawful: Fly gasoline, it's the mustard on the greatest sandwich!
Stanley: ARGH!
Everyone glanced at Stanley. Stanley responded slowly.
Stanley: Just go have your reward already. Please.
One by one, they boarded the Bug Bait Stanley, and Stanley was the one steering the ship.
Stanley: It's a long ride to where we are going, it's not even close to the island!
Everyone started cheering wen the boat took off.
Stanley: I suggest to the less confident people that you take a nice long stare at the island. You may never see it again...
The All Stars went into silence. Snake rubbed his chin. Marth flipped his hair in the light breezy wind. Luigi looked at the island so hard, his eyes almost went out of his head. Bowser shrugged and went to sleep in one of the perfectly fluffed beds fit for a king.
Stanley: All aboard!
The boat soon took off, and the All Stars went to check out the many features of the luxurious boat.
ZSS and Marth were in the port area of the chick as they began to discuss Marth's...peculiar traits.
ZSS: Why are you doing that Marth? ZSS pondered.
Marth was swinging his hair back and forth in the breeze, but he stopped when he saw Samus.
Marth: Oh, err... it's good swordsman etiquette to perform the hair swing once and a while, it brings good luck.
ZSS: That's what you say about every feminine action you do. I'm more of a man than you!
ZSS face twisted for a moment, wanting to word that differently.
Marth: Alright alright! I...DO have a few feminine traits, but not a lot! I'm a man who speaks Japanese!
Mouth started spouting off Japanese lingo. ZSS just backed away slowly. Marth sighed.
Marth: I AM manly, I AM manly.
Luigi and Snake were having a heart to heart talk upon the deck of the ship
Luigi: Is this my last day on the island Snake?
Snake: If you say it is, then it's gonna be your last day.
Luigi: But-
Snake: But what? You've made it here perfectly fine along the way Luigi. You need more self esteem and confidence. Your a patron, not a wimp. You just need to believe.
Luigi: That's actually motivational.
Snake: Now if you excuse me, I've got to buy a drink for ZSS.
Luigi: Good luck with her!
But Snake was already gone. Luigi looked out into the sunset.
Luigi: I can do it, just watch me-
Luigi was swept off his feet and dropped on the dance floor. They were cheering for him to dance.
Fox: I've seen you dance in Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix!
Luigi: It was a discontinued.
Game and Watch slammed two hammers onto the ground.
Zelda: Dance! Dance!
Luigi: Fine...
Fox: I'll verse you!
The lights started to turn different colors. Luigi went up first and he hit the floor. He jumped in the air, twirled his feet, then performed break dancing on the ground. Now it was Fox's turn. Fox then approached the dance floor and started with the splits. Fox instantly cried out in pain and hobbled away. Luigi apparently won the short dance competition, but no one really cared, for they were already partying while Luigi just sat there.
Luigi: Short lived glory...
He then picked himself up, brushed himself off, and saw Marth in the training room now, which had many training accessories.
Luigi: Training up for the a challenge?
Marth: Yup. I am manly!
Luigi looked in confusion.
Luigi: Ok... I won't a keep you up then.
Luigi then dashed away.
Marth: Wait!
Luigi tried to stop, but skidded right into a garbage can. Then as he tried to get up, he slipped on a banana peel.
Luigi: Lousy traction...
Marth: That traction... it may be useful to you. Come here, i'd like to teach you a new technique, it may help you.
Luigi: I suppose I can spare some time.
Luigi went into the room again and Marth stood still.
Marth: Although i'm not good at it myself, you may just be a master at it due to your unique properties. This will help you since your a bit on the slow side. I'm going to teach you: Washdashing.
Luigi: ... Huh?
Marth: Low tier says what?
Luigi: What?
Marth: Heh...all games aside, let's begin Luigi!
Meanwhile on the lower part of the ship, Meta Knight was versing Bowser in chess. Bowser just woke up and Meta Knight was quietly hanging out with Fawful and Game and Watch.
Meta Knight: Trifle.
Fawful: Let's scuttle to the party, 2d pizza buffalo, like rouge turnips refusing to sprout!
Game and Watch hopped onto Blipp and raced up the stairs to the party, while Fawful rode on Mustard Mc Asparagus Cap (AKA Mustard). They were both speedy animals.
Bowser: I'm the king at chess!
Meta Knight: Unlikely.
Bowser was an offensive player, while Meta Knight was a defensive player, who had actual knowledge about the game. Bowser picked up a piece, and smacked the majority of Meta Knight's pieces off the board.
Meta Knight: That's checkers, idiot.
Bowser was angered by this, so he started the game again after Meta Knight told him the instructions, and move his pawn piece enough spaces to smash into Meta Knight's Pawn.
Meta Knight: Illogical.
Bowser then moved his knight forwards and smashed the king piece.
Meta Knight: Illogical.
This went on for at least 30 minutes, then Bowser FINALLY made a correct move. The move was a failure though, as within 5 moves, Meta Knight won the game.
Meta Knight: Checkmate.
Bowser: ... Look over there, it's Kirby!
Meta Knight: What?!
Meta Knight acted in surprise. He looked left and right, which gave Bowser enough time to kick Meta Knight backwards, take the chess set, and then he proceeded to stomp on the chess set, and ate some of the chess pieces. Meta Knight pondered why he even agreed to this chess match.
Bowser: There's only one king around here, that's King Koopa! Bowser scoffed as he ate the King piece.
Meta Knight then looked at Bowser.
Meta Knight: King Dedede, King K Rool...
Bowser: Oh no, he saw me!
Meta Knight: Who?
Bowser then dashed out with the remainder of the chess set, went out onto the deck, and started to burn the set. After he burned the chess set, he tossed it into the water which nailed a cheep cheep in the head and the chess set plummeted into the bottom of the sea. Bowser scoffed in his assumed victory. Meta Knight saw this from the window at the bottom of the ship, and he preformed a facepalm.
Meta Knight: First and last.
Snake was at the mini bar, where the party was near. He was trying to get ZSS drunk.
Snake: ZSS.. I got a drink for you, it's on me!
ZSS: No, I don't think so, i'm clean.
Snake: Come on, it won't hurt your figure...again!
ZSS was already gone.
Snake: Bartender, i'll take another drink.
The bartender was Banjo, and he was worried about how much drinks Snake had.
Banjo: Hey buddy, you've had one too many drinks there.
Snake: Nonsense!
Banjo: I'm going to have to kick you out now.
Snake: No way!
Banjo: Then I'll make you leave.
Banjo whistered for his little bird called Kazooie.
Snake: You got a chicken to attack me? Bring it, I know CQC *hic*
Kazooie slammed herself into Snake, and Snake was on the floor.
Kazooie: And stay out!
Banjo then closed down the mini bar for the night.
Snake: Fine then! I'm outta here!
Snake stumbled to the place where the party was at, but he saw Falcon on his own smashing a poor ROB that was operating an F-Zero car. The room Falcon was in was some type of virtual reality program. No one wanted to be with Falcon because he was far too competitive. Snake tried to run off, but Falcon saw him at the door, and Snake's speed was no match for Falcon's. Falcon grabbed him, tossed him in an F-Zero car, then started to ram him off of the virtual road.
Snake: Why me?
Snake couldn't even respond to Falcon's actions in an F-Zero kart. Falcon just proceeded to smash him off the road every time he tried to start up the car.
Snake: That's it!
He turned the F-Zero car he was in off the virtual road and headed for the door. Falcon also skidded off the virtual road and chased after Snake. Unfortunately for Snake and Falcon though, they didn't know that whatever passed the door became real. So Snake and Falcon broke out a wall in the boat, and Snake was freaked out about the damage.
Snake: Wowah! We just took out a part off the ship! We're done for! It's all thanks to you, you reckless freak!
Falcon: Cool!
Unfortunately for them, they had officers on the ship, and they watched Snake and Falcon accidentally take out a huge wall in the ship, so now, the officers were after the two culprits. These officers were Ryu and Ken.
Ryu: Stop villains!
Ken: What he said!
Falcon and Snake ran all about the ship, and Ryu and Ken were on their tails. Falcon and Snake passed by the party floor, which had a dance floor, TV, food, and video games. They all stopped what they were doing and watched the antics of Snake and Falcon being chased by the officers of the Bug Bait Stanley. Game and Watch then absent mindedly turned on chase music. Soon, the two misfits got to the boats deck, with no where to run.
Ryu: We got you now!
Ken: What he said!
Ryu made a charge towards Snake while Ken rushed towards Falcon. The fist fight soon occurred and the deck was getting ruined pretty quickly. Ken punched Falcon and tossed him on the floor, and Ryu was kicking Snake in the face. Eventually, Snake and Falcon were on their knees, and while Ken stood triumphed over them, Ryu shrugged and just kicked them overboard into the cold and clammy sea. Ken was shocked.
Ken: You were supposed to just toss them in the dungeon, not kick them overboard!
Ryu: Whoops.
Snake and Falcon were now falling into the sea, and Falcon started performing mid air tricks. They watched as they prepared for their demise. Suddenly though, a purple smoke grenade emerged from the bottom of the ship and it blinded Ryu and Ken. While they were blinded, a lanky purple man flew out from the bottom of the ship, and grabbed Falcon and Snake before they hit the water and he flew back to the bottom part of the ship.
Snake: What the-? You can swim in the air? That's amazing!
Waluigi: I can also stomp people into the ground. I'm more talented that you all think! Now I must toss a stone in the water to make it sound like you've hit the water.
Waluigi grabbed a dirty stone, and chucked it into the water. It made a loud and giant splash.
Snake then inspected the place, and his reaction was with sorrow.
Snake: This place is a dump! It's cold, smelly, and dark.
Waluigi: I could only get this place because I sneaked onto the ship to get on the cruise!
Snake muttered something to himself.
Snake: So now i'm stuck on the ship with a loser who thinks he's a contestant and a competitive freak.
Waluigi: Wa?
Snake: Never mind. Do you have any for of entertainment down here?
Waluigi: I've got Smash Bros...
Falcon: Yay!
Snake: No.
Waluigi: I also have checkers, and Dance Dance Revolution.
Snake: Forget you two, i'm going to find a way out of here, and back onto the ship, without being caught.
Snake then sat down on the ground and now attempted to conjure a plan up while Falcon and Waluigi started to play Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Waluigi: So guys, my new secret alliance; Who are we voting out next?
Snake: Ugh...
Ken: Do, do think they're dead?
Ryu: Let's make sure.
Ryu made a gigantic hop in the air, and performed his signature attack.
Ryu: HADOUKEN!
A large blast came from Ryu's hands and it went straight into the water.
Ken: We aren't allowed to kill the contestants man! Well, Let's go back now and check on the Toads that are fixing the ship's wall.
Then then departed, and Snake then finally thought of a plan.
Snake: I got it!
Marth: Luigi, you've finally performed the technique correctly. I've taught you well.
Luigi: Thanks, i'm a way faster now!
Luigi performed a nice clean wavedash right out of the training area.
Marth: Now... back to swordplay against the Sandbag... i'm not over training, am I? Of course not, a man feels no pain!
Marth than made a glorious dash to the Sandbag and made a powerful slash, knocking it into the air before slamming onto the ground. Marth then looked at his hand.
Marth: Fudge! I broke a nail! ...OK I'm calling it quits for tonight. Time to watch some TV.
Bowser, after his chess ordeal, was in the theater room watching a game of Strikers, since it was the most violent sports game on TV. Fawful, Game and Watch, and Marth were also with him.
Bowser: Yes. Yes!... No you stupid koopa, pass it to the bloody Monty Mole! Argh, they scored another point! OK, now they have they ball in the middle now, my son's team is winning right now against that stupid primate Diddy Kong. Bowser Junior, tackle that Toad already! Oh geez, Diddy has the ball, he's using a mega strike. Come one you useless goalie, you can block the shots! Yes, that's one shot, damn, you let all the other shots get in! Now the game's tied! Bowser Jr, don't kick the goal post, you spazz! OK, a Dry Bones on his side has the ball, dodging the tackles and items... he's about to win the game...- what the!
The channel was soon changed by Marth.
Marth: I must listen to my daily Japanese music.
The channel was changed, and Bowser choked with disgust.
Bowser: Turn off that gibberish off, i'm watching Strikers, my son is on! And you look like an idiot dancing.
Fawful then snagged the remote from Marth and turned it to the broken channel, the channel with the colored lines which made a droning, continuous beep noise. Game and Watch gave him a thumbs up.
Fawful: This is the channel of sticks, right 2d pizza buffalo?
Game and Watch scratched his scuba helmet with confusion, but gave another thumbs up anyways.
Marth: Japanese music!
Fawful: Colorful sticks channel!
Bowser: Strikers, you wanna fight about it, huh?
Fawful then attempted to run away with the remote, but Bowser tackled him, and the remote flew into Game and Watch's hands. Game and Watch changed the channel back the broken channel, but Bowser tackled him and his helmet flew right into the 70 inch TV screen, and it shattered the screen.
Fawful: The TV screen, has it met waves monkey demise?
Bowser: Whatever you said, let's all just book it.
Game and Watch: BEEEP!
Ryu and Ken saw the screen shatter, and while Bowser, Fawful, and Game and Watch escaped from the room (Game and Watch grabbed his helmet first, but didn't put it on.) The remote was in Marth's hands, and Ryu and Ken pointed at Marth accusingly.
Ryu: You're the one who broke the screen.
Ken: What he said!
Marth: No! It's all a misconception!
Ryu: Get him! We'll get his friends after!
Ken ran at Marth and grabbed his hair. Marth screamed and almost burst into tears.
Marth : OK OK, i'll comply with your demands, just let go off the hair!
Ryu and Ken dragged Marth off into the dungeon, then they spotted the three other culprits again.
Ryu & Ken: There they are!
Bowser: Run boys run!
Sadly, Bowser was the slowest out of the three, due to Game and Watch riding on Blipp while Fawful rode on Mustard the chicken. Once again the other contestant partying stopped what they were doing and watched the three other characters on the run. Out of the 14 contestants on the boat (15 if your insane enough to count Waluigi), only six people were actually able to party. Here is the status of everyone on the boat:
Bowser, Fawful, and Game and Watch: On the run.
Falcon, Snake, and Waluigi: hanging out in a dirty, dark bottom part of the ship.
Marth: Wrongfully accused and captured, is currently in the dungeon.
Fox: With nurse Chansey due to the painful splits he attempted.
Luigi,ZSS,Krystal,Zelda, Pikachu,: Partying.
Yoshi: Uh...
Yoshi was busy slurping drinks back at the bar. He felt a change coming on.
Banjo: Sir, am I going to have to cut you off also? I was generous to re open the bar again for the contestants.
Boshi: Boshi Boshi! (I'm Boshi, good sir)
Boshi put on a pair of shades and walked around the deck...complimenting people?. He saw Fox in the nurses office and offered his sympathy
Boshi: Boshi! (I'm so sorry for your troubles pal! Get better!)
Boshi then went over to the other partiers and added his own compliments.
Boshi: Boshi Boshi. (Luigi, that's a lovely shade of green you're wearing today. Pikachu? Still looking as adorable as ever.)
The group just looked at him...and sneered.
Luigi: Yoshi! That's not a nice thing to say to anyone! Say you're sorry!
Boshi looked shocked. When he was drunk, he was a very kind person. Everyone else thought he wasn't though. Oh the irony.
Boshi: Bosh? (Beg your pardon? I'm complimenting you! Zelda! Looking very radiant!)
Sadly, Luigi poor interpreting skills along with everyone else not understanding a word of what he said became upset with him.
Luigi: Yoshi! Bad Yoshi!
Boshi: Boshi Boshi Boshi! (Fine, I'll just go to bed early then. Sorry for the troubles!)
Boshi waddled off, and Luigi turned on the chase music when he saw Bowser, Fawful, and Game and Watch. They were almost caught time to time from Ryu and Ken and the duo were actually ruining the ship because they were firing energy blasts and missing their targets.
Bowser: *huff* We're doing good right now- where's Game and Watch?
Fawful: Toy bat! He used his 2d pizza buffalo abillities, he turned sideways, and now the mustard is on his side, he can't be seen!
Bowser: Lucky little-
Now they ran into a room filled with toys (It was once a nursery).
Fawful: Apple rats, let's hide in here!
Bowser: My dignity! *sigh* You keep your mouth shut about this.
While Fawful hide behind a giant stuffed bunny rabbit, Bowser hid behind a giant toy piano. Ryu and Ken couldn't find them, so they ran away. Unfortunately, cute objects made Bowser sneeze, and so Bowser did sneeze, which gave his position away.
Ryu: Yargh!
Ryu and Ken tackled Bowser, and Bowser was fending them off.
Bowser: Run Fawful Run!
Fawful hopped onto Mustard again and dashed out of the room. Eventually, after 10 minutes of struggling, Bowser was caught and tossed in the dungeon.
Marth: I have company now, joy!
Bowser: ...
Ken: We must find the other two culprits! What's their status?
Ryu: Well, I haven't seen the black person in a long time, and the other green bean with the funky glasses ran off on his... pet chicken.
Ken: I'm off to find them!
Ryu: I'm with you on that one! But.. it's dark now, I say we get them tomorrow.
Ken: OK. We will sleep now.
Soon, all the other All Star members were tired too, and went to find beds. Each room had four beds.
Krystal, Zelda, and ZSS all found one room. Fox slept in the nurses room, and Pikachu was offered a pokeball to sleep in. The pokeball was placed in the girl's room, and it was actually quite comfortable. Luigi meanwhile, had to take the empty bed in the girls room. This made Luigi somewhat shy.
Luigi: I'm a sorry ladies, I have to a take this room. Do you a mind?
ZSS: You'll fit right in. Well, not as well as Marth.
The girls giggled at this joke, and Luigi snorted and went to sleep.
So then, there were two bunk beds. While Zelda slept in the top bunk and Krystal slept in the bottom bunk for one of the bunk beds, ZSS slept in the top bunk while Luigi slept in the bottom bunk for the other bed.
Krystal: It's funny, how out of the fourteen people on the ship, only five of us actually get to sleep in a normal bed.
Zelda: This bed isn't very royal...
ZSS: So what, i've slept in worse conditions.
Luigi was already asleep, curled in a ball, completely engulfed under the blankets.
Zelda: What do you think of Luigi anyone? I like how the green clothes remind me of Link, but he sure isn't as brave as him.
Krystal: He's too big of a sissy for me.
ZSS: I much prefer Mario. He actually isn't afraid of little things like Waddle Dees. I fight a gigantic space dragon on a daily basis! At least his mustache looks more groomed.
Zelda: Yeah, he's better than Mario appearance wise. But not courageous wise, which is what I like in a person, which is why I chose Link.
ZSS: And then there is that...thumb sucking.
Luigi was indeed sucking his thumb, and curled up in a ball.
Krystal: Very true, I think Fox is a great guy.
Zelda: He also has a huge obssesion with Landmasters though, and is somewhat of a showoff.
ZSS: I think you thinking of Falco and Falcon.
Zelda: OK, all three of them are showoffs.
ZSS: I'm going to sleep now, good night.
But as she, and all the other ladies tried to sleep, they heard an odd sound.
*Sluck!*
Krystal: What was that?
*Sluck!* Sluck!*
ZSS: It sounds very odd.
*Sluck* *Sluck* *sluck*
The sound outside was none other than Snake climbing the side of the ship.
Zelda: Just ignore it, and go to sleep.
They all went with that plan, and were soon asleep.
Snake: One hand moving up, the other hand moving up, Hey, I see a window I can go through!
Snake made a very sticky type of tap which he stuck to his hands. Of course, if the tape failed though, he would drop into the water. Soon, Snake was at a window, and he saw PT steering the ship while Stanley slept, since they were both taking shifts. Snake decided to travel to another window, and this time, he saw the girl's room. He was looking at ZSS in her night clothes. Then he saw Luigi in the same room.
Snake: Why that little Italian-
Snake's tape started to loss some stickiness, so he was falling towards the water. But he slammed his hand against the boat just in time.
Snake: I've got to travel fast!
Snake did travel fast, and eventually, he made it to the nursery room. He looked in the window and sighed loudly.
Snake: Fine, this is where I'll sleep tonight.
Snake then slid through the open window, and saw Fawful in the same room.
Snake: Why are you here?
Fawful: Why are YOU here, potato turkey? There was no more rooms.
Snake: I'm here because I escaped from the bottom of the ship without the two officers seeing me.
Fawful: Fine. But don't brush you teeth with a hot crumpet!
Snake: Sure...
Snake pulled out a little piece of cardboard, and it folded out into a cardboard box with had the words "Smash Bros" on them. Snake then fell asleep in the cardboard box. Fawful fell asleep on top of a giant stuffed teddy bear and Mustard fell asleep in the hands of a giant stuffed goomba toy. One of the greatest challenged awaited them tomorrow. This challenge would also give the outside forces the chance to take this game for themselves...
Staring at the boat from a distant castle, a group of shadowy forces plotted their plan in anticipation. Ganondorf was the ringleader of the group of forces ready to destroy the game.
Ganondorf: So, vote me out eh? I'll show you all soon enough. Be prepared.
(By curiosity, which characters are your favorites so far? Heck, I'd like to know any opinions from any fans out there!)