Chapter 12: More than one!? New faces and departures Part 2.
Stanley: WAAAAAK-
The speakers that were projecting the voice of Stanley's was destroyed by a thunder attack from Pikachu.
Krystal: Goood going little yellow mouse who no one really notices. Now, let's get up and eat some breakfast.
All the sudden, Stanley went around breaking down doors and had a microphone in his hand
Stanley: WAAAAAK-
Stanley's microphone was burned by an incoming fireball from Luigi.
Luigi: We get the a message.
Stanley: Fine then. I'm sure everyone else is awake now.
Bowser awoke from a long and uncomfortable sleep in the dungeon.
Bowser: Grah? Hey, there's a babe in the dungeon with me! Now my chance to score with her.
Bowser looked at the "babe" and they were facing the wall.
Bowser: So... I like the blue hair. Looks pretty on you.
The figure then turned around and it was Marth.
Marth: I know it looks good.
Bowser: Dammit, it's Marth, not a chick!
Marth: Argh! Why does everyone confuse me as a girl?
Bowser: The hair, the hidden tiara...
Marth: I can't help it! They make me look good.
Ryu and Ken now approached the dungeon and kicked them out of it.
Ryu: Your free to go, misfits.
Ken: What he said.
Marth: Ah... The smell of bacon on the morning. It better not ruin my figure!
Bowser: That's why your so scrawny right?
Marth: Nonsense! This is all muscle.
Marth flexed his scrawny arm that drooped in an almost cartoon fashion.
Snake: MMM, I smell bacon.
Fawful: BACON! That's the holy grail of ingeniousness!
Snake: I'm getting dibs on it.
Snake tossed his box aside, and joined the breakfast table outside. Fawful followed him closely.
As soon as everyone got out to the breakfast table, Stanley and PT were eating bacon.
Stanley: Huh? This ain't for you guys!
Bowser lunged at him when he heard this, but Stanley just moved aside and laughed.
Stanley: I'm just joking, geez, your gullible! Dig in guys!
The All Stars then dug in. Most of them had there own style of eating. Meta Knight ate slowly and peacefully. Bowser ate like there was no tomorrow. Fawful said something random before he ate anything. Zelda barely ate at all.
Zelda: I prefer my royal meals...
Bowser offered her a piece of toast with cheese whiz on it.
Bowser: Come on, you know you waaaant it.
Soon, after everyone finished their food, they went off and chatted.
Stanley: 15 minutes until we are at our destination!
Zelda was at the table alone with Waluigi. But as Waluigi went to have his first piece of food for the day, Zelda snatched it from him and crammed it in her mouth.
Waluigi: My food!
Zelda: I lied! Oh god I'm hungry!
Waluigi reached over for another piece of food, but Zelda took that too and crammed it in her mouth. This process repeated until eventually, mostly all the remaining food was gone, and Zelda was holding her larger and bloated belly in distress.
Zelda: I shouldn't of done that... but I did because I rarely eat much. *hiccup* Ughhh...
Zelda then hobbled away trying to hide her large stomach, and Waluigi was searching the table for any food.
Waluigi: This is why i'm so skinny. No one gives me food!
The All Stars soon gathered in the middle of the ship and saw where they were going. It was a very large dome, and looked like a room for inventions to be made. It was labled though. The place was called TRANSPORTATION: THE NINTENDO EXPRESS.
Snake: Good luck All Stars.
Krystal: We can do this!
ZSS: Can't be much harder than facing Ridley.
Everyone then started cheering uncontrollably, except for Bowser and Meta Knight.
Waluigi: YEAH! We can do it team! We are victorious!
Everyone just started at him and finally noticed that he was there.
Bowser: It's you again! Who the hell are you?
Waluigi: Wa?
Waluigi jumped out of the nearest window of the boat, and started swimming in the air towards the island.
Pikachu: Pika!
Krystal: That is amazing, isn't it?
Fox: Yes it is... just like you.
Krystal: Sorry, I didn't hear you.
Fox: N-nevermind.
Stanley: Here is your destination!
They already saw the dome, and were anxious to enter it.
Stanley: This may be the last time any of you enter this boat ever again.
No one really cared except Luigi who sobbed and hugged the boat, and they all just charged out the boat's door and ran into the dome. When they entered the dome, they were on one half of giant glass wall that was separating them from other people, and both sides had many warp pipes.
Pika: Pika?
All Pikachu wanted quite frankly was some more ketchup from the feast. He was simple minded, like Game and Watch.
Yoshi: Yoshi!(More losers? Save me)
Luigi: Excuse me a Stanley, who are the people on the other side?
The fourteen remaining contestants, stared at the numerous other Nintendo characters on the other side of the glass wall, and they all had guns molded to match their appearance. There were characters like Dixie Kong, Ness, and a swarm of other characters.
ZSS: Look over there, Snake.
Snake glanced at the corner, and there was a medium sized mouse wearing a red top hat and tattered cloak. He was silent, but also had some type of magical rod concealed under his cloak.
Snake: So?
ZSS: There's something up with him.
Snake: We shall see then... but still, out of all the other Nintendo characters you see on the other side of the wall, that mouse in the red coat looks meager.
Pika: Pika pika!
He was pointing at the various other pokemon he saw, like Meowth, NidoKing, and many other pokemon.
Meowth: Let me at em all, i'll get em!
Bowser: Koopalings?
The koopalings were trapped in the crowd, all seven of them, but the glass was soundproof, so they never heard Bowser.
Stanley: OK outcasts, listen up. You see those people on the other side of the glass? They... are fighting to take your place in the competition, and eliminate you!
Luigi: Mama mia!
Krystal: My word.
Fawful: Tents taste like licorice! My surprise compares to the difficulty of eating a tent! Astounded!
Stanley almost popped a blood vessel in his eye when he heard Fawful, so he grabbed him, and tossed him down on of the pipes he allowed access to. Everyone watched him plummet down the pipe.
Fawful: I have furyyyyyyy!
Stanley: Well, now that he's gone for now, what I was about to say is that the people on the other side are hunting you down. If five of their darts from their gun hit you, you are eliminated, and they take you place. But if one dart from five different people hit you, you are still safe.
Stanley then pointed a finger at the huge number of green pipes all around the dome.
Stanley: These pipes will take you to ANY Nintendo world. When you are in that Nintendo world, your objective is to find the other warp pipe in the world that is yellow, and when you get in that pipe, you will return to here, and you don't have to go down any more warp pipes again, since you've completed the challenge, you've got that All Stars?
They all nodded their heads and Luigi shivered. ZSS placed a hand on his shoulder to calm him.
ZSS: Go down the same pipe as me if you're so scared, ok?
Stanley: Yeah... sorry to say but, only one person can go down each pipe, but some pipes lead to the same world, so you may land up in the same world as someone else. Also, when the hunters run out of their 30 darts, they can't participate anymore!
Pika waved his arms in the air, and ZSS picked him up and hugged him.
ZSS: No one has made me loosen us as much as you throughout this contest little guy! Good luck!
Stanley: OK... take a good look at every here, you may never see them again.
Krystal: What happens if you don't go down a pipe?
Stanley: You're eliminated.
Luigi walked up to Snake and Marth, and shook their hands.
Luigi: Thanks for motivating me Snake, and Marth, thanks for helping me with me a speed problems.
Snake: No prob, and Yoshi, thanks for tasting so good...
Yoshi: Yoshi. (I hope you get shot down first)
Stanley: Alright then... three...two...one... GO DOWN A PIPE!
Now all the pipes had access and now everyone chose a pipe, but Bowser and Fox were wrestling for a pipe.
Fox: Move it Koopa!
Krystal: Fox, over here, move to the one next to me, it hasn't been taken.
Fox: OK then, i'll don't need to be childish and fight with Bowser anyways.
Bowser: I'm victorious!
Bowser performed a Bowser bomb move down the pipe he chose, and now the dome was clear. Everyone was now in the danger zone .
Fawful: Lousy pastry unicycle, Stan Obscurity Man so cruel. Hey, i'm back in the greatest place on earth!
Fawful was indeed back in his homeland, the Beanbean kingdom, in it's destroyed state.
Fawful: It's... so beautiful. 9 yo-yos of glory to the destruction I caused!
Fawful surveyed the scene, and it was oddly silent.
Fawful: It will be so hard to find the yellow warp pipe of cheese.
*pang!*
Fawful jumped shakingly in the air, the blast startled him, and there was a dart right beside his foot.
Fawful: The enemy is near! Stalking me as closely as a cheetah trying to attack the sun!
Fawful, who recently fixed his helmet while on the ship from a while back during the battle with the Gorons, glided out into the open fields of the Bean Bean Kingdom, hoping to find the yellow warp pipe. The hunter that was shooting him, Tatanga, snickered and stalked him in his UFO.
Bowser: Where the heck is this?
Bowser saw the peaceful sunny land of Sonic's home world called Angel Island where the famed shuttle loop was.
Bowser: Peaceful! I'll conquer it soon enough!
Bowser got on all fours and swayed left and right, watching for hunters.
Bowser: Hey, there's the yellow pipe! That was easy!
Bowser got onto the path where the yellow pipe was, and they he stared at the round giant loop Sonic usually ran through.
Bowser: Grahh!
Bowser tried going through the loop, but barley made it up half way.
Bowser: Ugh...
Meta Knight: Side scrolling.
Meta Knight was right, he was in World 1-1 for the Super Mario Bros. He decided to charge through the level, and looked at the bricks above him. He then tried to hit one with his head, but just injured himself instead.
Meta Knight; Ow. How do they do it?
When Meta Knight turned around though, he saw Game and Watch whiz by him, and he busted up all the bricks he passed by with the scuba helmet on his head.
Meta Knight: Humph.
Meta Knight then saw a dart pass by his head, and it nailed Game and Watch in the side. This was a dart from Rudy the Clown, but Game and Watch just shrugged and tried to turn sideways, but Game and Watch can't turn sideways in an already 2d world. He panicked and rushed forwards, with various hunter shooting at him. Meta Knight also followed behind him.
Luigi: Wow, look at this nice place. It's sunny, there's pedestrians, and fruit and warm waters!
Luigi was on the Isle Delfino. Then Luigi started to whine.
Luigi: Ya, suuuuuuure, I save Mario out of a haunted house, and he repays me by leaving me back at the Mushroom Kingdom, having to clean the house while he takes a random toad over me! I'm his brother after all, and he had one free pass, and he gave it to some random toad! Next time, i'm LEAVING him in my mansion.
Luigi spotted a random Noki, and asked them a question.
Luigi: Have you seen any hunters lately?
The noki was frozen, and Luigi was already running as he saw Roy Koopa hop out of the fruit basket next to him.
Roy Koopa: Yeah, you're toast skinny man!
Luigi was washdashing though, and he left Roy in the dust.
Roy Koopa: Huh?
Yoshi was also on Isle Delfino with Luigi, but he didn't know that Luigi was on the island, so he just started happily gulping up fruit. Little did he know, there were hunters in the area.
Neku: Focus.
Neku aimed carefully, hid behind the giant Shine in Isle Delfino, and released a shot at Yoshi, which nailed him in the tail. Yoshi yelped and ran off, and Neku ran on the rooftops to follow him.
ZSS: Ah... this place is small.
ZSS was in the little town called Pallet Town, and was searching houses for the yellow warp pipe.
ZSS: Time to search the grass, maybe I'll see one up ahead.
Some random fat bystander ran to her and screamed at the top of his lungs.
Fat man: YOU DONT HAVE A POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
ZSS froze for a moment, they just took out her plasma whip and paralyzed the man, they ventured into the grass, she never noticed the Chunky Kong bullet fly by her head.
Soon, she was in the grass, and she then got into a wild battle!
A wild Pikachu appeared!
ZSS used plasma bullet, but it wasn't very effective...
The wild Pikachu waved it's arm in the air!
ZSS used stun! But it wasn't very effective...
The wild Pikachu started to cry!
ZSS grabbed the Pikachu and ran away!
ZSS gained 0 exp points...
Pikachu: Pika pika!
ZSS: There you are little buddy! I didn't know that was you!
*Ptwang!*
A Ness shaped bullet hit ZSS in the shoulder! Ness was hiding behind a rotting bush.
Ness: Hwit!
Ness has a bit of a speech impediment, so to say.
ZSS: There's hunters in the area! Pikachu, let's move!
ZSS and Pikachu were on the move, and ran back into Pallet Town. She then looked at the water, and sighed
ZSS: *sigh* Time to go swimming.
She looked beside her, and Pikachu was shot by another dart from Ness. Pikachu started plummeting into the water.
Ness: Dierecct hwit! (Direct hit!)
The blue spandex warrior dived into the water to save him, but he was already swimming!
ZSS: You know how to swim?
Pikachu: Pikaaaa!
ZSS: You're that Pikachu that knows how to use surf?
Pikachu nodded his head, then Zero Suit Samus swam beside him. They were heading towards a little island that was previosly known as Cinnabar Island, but now all that remained of it was just a little island, instead of a full fledged town. Ness was stalking then though, and was at the edge of the water, firing his dart gun. Another dart was fired, and it nailed ZZS in the hand as she raised it up.
ZSS: Damn! One more hit and i'm eliminated!
So they swam and swerved, and Ness was firing away darts. Pikachu was crying quite a bit, and ZSS was sweating. Soon, they saw the island, but not before Pikachu was hit by an incoming dart from Ness. Now both Pikachu and ZSS had two darts in them, so they were both in extreme danger. Ness, using his brain though, knew Chunky was in the area and asked him for his gun, saying and if he gave it to him, he would get them for him. Chunky agreed, and tossed Ness over to where ZSS and Pikachu were, right in front of the entrance of the island they were going to enter.
Ness: Fauwl att mie rath! (Fall at my wrath!)
Ness had the gun pointed at both of them, and was deciding which one to shoot, as they both had two bullets in them, and he couldn't shoot them both. Pikachu held his breath, crossed his ears, closed his eyes, and fired himself into Ness's gut. This knocked Ness down long enough for Pikachu to jump on top of, and he ushered ZSS to jump into the yellow pipe.
ZSS: Good luck...little guy. You'll always be close to me like Adam.
The yellow warp pipe was in front of her, and with a fast dive, she hopped into the yellow pipe, and was back where they started, in the dome with Stanley and PT.
PT: Congratulations, you're the second one here...
ZSS: So Pikachu is here also?
Stanley: Nope, apparently Pikachu has been eliminated by Ness, so I hope you like your new camp mate.
Ness hopped out of the yellow pipe, and into the Dome.
Ness: Hi!
ZSS: T-then who's the first person here?
Stanley: Capt. Falcon. But he's just being an idiot and going through every single world just for the hell of it.
ZSS: *sigh* Pikachu...
Ness: I'm sorri.
ZSS: It's OK, you did what you had to do. Like a cool and collected warrior should.
Ness: OK!
ZSS: You also seem to have a slight problem speaking.
Ness was confused.
Ness: Whayt maces you saey thata?
ZSS: It's hard to understand you.
Ness: That's juusta wey I tallk.
ZSS: OK then... welcome to the All Stars.
Ness: Tank you!
ZSS sat back in the corner and pondered.
ZSS: No more emotional connections...must stay solitary. Must stay...distant.
Snake: It's so... gruesome in here...
Bowser's castle was the name of the place Snake was in. Lava surrounded the castle, and goombas laughed all through the castle. 6 out of 7 of the koopalings were in the castle.
Snake: Time to pull out the box.
The Smash Bros box was brought into Snake presence, and Snake went under the box. King Wart was moving up and down the castle, searching for a contestant.
Wart: This sucks!
Suddenly, Wart noticed a box
Wart: Not much... hey, is that a box?
As he turned his back for a second, the box moved a bit more ahead up the flight of stairs near them.
Wart: The box just moved a bit! Nah, I'm just seeing things...
Bowser: OK... Attempt number 57.
Bowser, now with a severe headache, tried once again the ride up the giant shuttle loop, but failed and only made it half way before dropping on his back.
Bowser: Dammit!
Bowser, now for the 58th time, went up the shuttle loop. But as he was going up, she saw an echidna, fox, and hedgehog coming towards him at top speed. Bowser grabbed on to the orange fox's tails and hung on. Since they were going too fast, they didn't feel it at all, until the finished the shuttle loop and saw Bowser hanging on to the orange fox's tail.
Tails: Ow, this turtle is clinging on to my tails!
Knuckles: He is eh... wait, he's a contestant!
Silver: He is... pin him down!
Knuckles and Tails slammed Bowser onto a wall, and Bowser barley struggled due to him being so tired from attempting the shuttle loop numerous times.
Silver called upon Shadow with his telekinesis, they ordered him to use Chaos Control.
Shadow: I'm not your puppet... Shadow noted.
Silver: DO IT NOW! Silver ordered.
Silver picked him up with telekinesis, and slammed him onto the ground face first.
Shadow: No need to have a hissy fit.
Shadow then tried to perform the attack, but stalled.
Knuckles: What's wrong?
Shadow: Sonic has the bloody Chaos Emeralds, I need them to do the attack!
At that fortunate moment though, the former contestant Sonic came speeding up the shuttle loop.
Sonic: Sonic's the name, and speed's my-
*WAP!*
Shadow smacked Sonic in the face with his fist, and knocked him out cold.
Shadow: We all know, you say it everyday, speed is your game.
Tails: That was a little bit over the line, you could of tried negotiation...
Bowser: Erk- let go of me you furries!
Tails: QUIET MAGGOT!
Tail smacked him in the face with his three tails.
Shadow: No i've took the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic. When I cast this attack, you all shoot at the turtle. Chaos...CONTROL!
A red and black colored force field engulfed the area, and everything for Bowser was extremely slow.
Bowser: Thanks a lot, like I wasn't slow enough!
Knuckles: I call taking Bowser's place.
Silver: Yeah right, over my dead body.
Knuckles: That can be arranged.
Silver: Is that a death threat? I fight for justice!
Tails: I'm adorable, I should get in!
Knuckles and Silver glanced at him and punched him in the face, then they tossed him next to Sonic's unconscious body.
Shadow: I-I can hold the spell much longer...
Silver: OK then, instead of resorting to meaningless violence, we flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Knuckles: Sounds fair enough.
Silver pulled a coin out, then tossed it in the air. It landed on Sonic's forehead, and it was tails.
Silver: I win.
Knuckles: What?! But it landed on tails so that means- Oh, you tricked me! I thought you fought and believe in justice.
Silver: Sometimes, the knuckle heads must suffer.
Knuckles: Fine, you get to enter the competition, just shoot him already.
Silver: With pleasure. Hey, he's gone! And the spell stopped! Shadow you idiot!
Shadow: How was I supposed to keep the spell up and watch him at the same time?
Silver: There's always next year...
Bowser: I'm back! Huh, only ZSS is here?! Bogus!
Stanley: Capt. Falcon is going through all the courses for no reason and Pikachu has been eliminated.
Bowser: Who took his place?
Ness: Big Creaytur.
Bowser: A kid with a speech impediment great...
Ness: PK PIRE!
Ness nailed Bowser with a little flame ball, and Bowser was stuck in one spot.
Bowser: WOWOAH!
Fox: This place... it's spooky.
Fox was in Luigi's Mansion, which was infested with hunters and ghosts. Fox saw a dart, and reflected it back with his reflector.
Fox: Piece of cake! Oh wait, I stole Falco's line. Falco, why do you have to be so creative? I mean my name is Fox for crying out loud. FOX! It's not like your name is Falcon without the N...by god, he is a falcon.
The hunter who attacked him, Nester, went into dead silence.
Fox: OK, now to go through this creepy mansion.
Fox went on his tippy toes, and searched every room. Then he saw the room with Chauncey, and Zelda was in there, singing Chauncey to sleep.
Fox: Z-zelda? Your singing to a ghost!
Zelda: I know little Fox, I know.
Fox: Zelda, let's go. We need to find the yellow warp pipe.
Fox went towards the door, but Zelda stayed put.
Fox: Let's go, forget about the ghost!
Zelda: But, I can't leave my baby.
Fox: Zelda, what's wrong with you!
Zelda: I care for my infants. My little Link...
Fox tried to run towards her, but Chauncey woke up, and started screaming. This scream made Fox slam against a wall outside of the room.
Fox: Ugh... Zelda?
Zelda was now talking to herself again.
Zelda: Aw.. Fox woke up the baby. NOT GOOD.
Zelda just started singing again to put Chauncey back to sleep.
Fox: I'll let her get over her problems... I don't know what to do.
Fox proceeded to search every room, and according to the maniacal laughter of the Boos, the yellow warp pipe was upstairs on the roof. Fox was casually walking and singing silently to himself.
Fox (singing silenty): I heard a reputation of one He alone charged into enemies
And protected the fatherland.
I heard the fame of this one
He hastened and those which
He touched he was destroying.
?: My boy, what in the world are you singing?
Fox was shocked to see an old man on a vacuum charging right at him. The old man stopped and saw a ghost behind Fox, so with his vacuum cleaner, he sucked the ghost right up.
Fox: Who are you?
Old man: Yata yata, I'm E. Gadd!
Fox: E. Gadd? What's with the vacuum?
E. Gadd: citai citai, this is the Poltergust 3000, able to cook any ghost's goose in a matter of seconds!
Fox: So... it's a vacuum that cooks food for ghost?
E. Gadd: No no no! It's just an expression me boy! Now, hop on to the Poltergust 3000, and i'll take you to your destination!
Fox: OK, let's travel to the baby's room. I think my friend is possessed.
E. Gadd: Chancey? He's a noisy child i'd say. But deadly, let's move!
Fox: Take me there!
E. Gadd: Off and away!
The Poltergust 3000 was actually pretty zippy, so Fox was hanging on for his dear life. Soon, Fox busted open the door, and Zelda was laying on the ground, panting as the baby Chancey was crying at the top of his lungs.
Zelda: This baby's crying is driving me insane!
Fox: Hold on Zelda!
Fox kicked the Poltergust, and it began to sputter and spin. Soon, a mighty suction occurred, trapping Chancey within the vacuum.
Chancey: Waaaah mommy!
Fox: Are you alright Zelda?
Zelda: Yes, thanks to you! Now please, let's get out of here!
E. Gadd started up the vacuum again, when all the sudden Nester,Lyn, and a bunch of ghost were chasing after Fox and Zelda! The Poltergust 3000 was moving at top speed, moving up stairs, crashing into walls, and bouncing all over the place. Soon though, they were all at the top of the mansion, and the yellow warp pipe was in front of them. There was not a ghost in sight.
E. Gadd: Hmm. That green whipper snapper should come here daily and clean out the mansion, yes?
Fox: Who are you talking about?
E. Gadd: Why Luigi of course!
Fox and Zelda: Luigi owns this mansion!?
E. Gadd: Yes, he does!
Fox: Well that's a shocker. This place smells!
Zelda: You think Luigi would be a little more high class...even for him.
E. Gadd just shrugged.
E. Gadd: I never took any care of it, I don't care for the gibberish stuff. Now, go back to your game, good luck out there, and say hi to Luigi for me.
Fox: Got it.
Fox and Zelda approached the yellow warp pipe, and shot a smile towards .
Fox: Mission complete!
Fox and Zelda then hopped down the yellow pipe, but they was bounced back out, and a variety of Boos seized him and tossed them in a cage. E. Gadd saw this and armed his Poltergust 3000.
King Boo: Silly old man, just let him rot. OK, tell ya what. You verse me with that silly vacuum, and if you win, you get to have their safety. If you don't...
King Boo pointed at Nester and Lyn, ready to fire at Fox and Zelda at any moment, and take their places in the game.
E. Gadd: ... Bring it, Boo boy.
got in a karate stance, then armed the Poltergust 3000, ready to go into battle.
Meta Knight: Hurry.
Meta Knight was moving with Game and Watch as they were avoiding the darts, and they actually havn't been hit by another dart yet. They also had to hop on koopas, goombas, and eventually, they were at the flag and when they touched it, the hunters just disappeared. Game and Watch touched the top of the flag, and got a 1-up. He clapped his hands in victory.
Meta Knight: Yellow pipe.
There wasn't a big area to search, so they saw this odd looking other dual layered green pipe. There was a side entrance, and an entrance from the top. so there were two entrances,all linked to each other.
Meta Knight: This should do it.
So Meta Knight when through the side entrance of the pipe, and appeared in the top entrance of the pipe. Meta Knight then tried going through the top entrance of the pipe, bu came back out the side entrance of the pipe.
Game and Watch: ...
Meta Knight: ...
Tatanga: I'm a chasing you, you stuuuupid bean bean.
Tatanga was indeed chasing Fawful in his UFO and firing away darts, but Fawful was gliding about in his pink suit and he swerved left and right, which made him harder to hit.
Fawful: Umpire gum! I is untouchables!
Tatanga: Sooooo you say.
Fawful made another dive right, but that cost him a bullet in the back.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Fawful started to pick up random bean bean enemies off the ground and chuck them at Tatanga, which slowed him down slightly.
Tatanga; I'llllllll appear in a game if I take your position!
Fawful: Never you stupid lever!
Fawful now, with the most strangest call you've ever seen, clicked his tongue, stomped his feet, then rolled on the floor. Soon, Cakletta was above Fawful.
Fawful: Onomaopoia! You're here mistress! Your presence is as golden as gravy on a hot turkey!
Cakletta just cackled like a witch, and zapped Tatanga silly until his UFO blew up and he was face first in the ground.
Tatanga: Whyyyyyyyyyy.
Cakletta: Ehahaha! Fawful! You better win that title, or i'll banish you from my sights!
Fawful: Ming hay! Your wish is my command.
Cakletta: Meanwhile, the yellow pipe is in the Woohoo University, so you just go down there and you'lll be back in no time. I'll watch for any hunters. Now go!
Fawful sped off and was at the university in seconds, but as he opened the door, an army of three colored viruses, red,blue,and yellow, were guarding the yellow pipe! Fawful saw Cakletta come through the window and zap them all while Fawful fired fireballs from his hands, the same ones he fired from his helmet. Soon, all the enemies were cleared out.
Cakletta: Now, serve me well!
Fawful: I'll serve you greater than a pig sleeping in a blanket for his master!
Cakletta: ...Quit it with the metaphors!
Fawful performed an epic head first dive into the pipe, and was in the Dome again, the 4th one to finish.
Fawful: They are all slowness, pizza panda!
Stanley just wore a pair of earmuffs to prevent hearing what Fawful said.
Stanley: Whatever you said, I don't care!
Capt. Falcon just popped his head out of another yellow pipe, looked around, and headed straight into the next one near it.
Bowser: Thrill seeker!
Pikachu has been swapped and eliminated in place of Ness, the boy with troubled speech! Who else will join him? Tune in for part 3...