Death VI: PWNED!!!
"Move it or lose it pipsqueak! Or can't those short legs of yours keep up with me!" Envy called behind him, narrowly avoiding hitting a car head on. He was currently being chased by a rather dangerous looking state alchemist, who did not seem happy that he had currently blown up half of Central.
"Who are you calling a PIPSQUEAK?! You gender confused freak? What kind of man in his right mind wears a skirt?" yelled the aforementioned short alchemist.
"It's a skort and I am not a freak." Envy replied sullenly, hurt by the remark. It was not his fault he could manipulate his sex. It did not matter anyway in the end he was ALL male. He huffed indignantly and hopped over an oncoming truck, leaving traffic to head to the country outskirts of Central City, hoping beyond all hope that the volatile teen behind him would get the hint and leave him be.
No such luck.
It was another day of crime fighting for the great Fullmetal Alchemist, Genius prodigy, and hero of the people, Edward Elric, as he raced down the streets of Central city. Today the homunculus Envy, made an attempt to kidnap Alphonse, blow up central, and all in all beat the living hell out of Ed himself. He all but failed, only succeeding in detonating two bombs, mildly damaging Central command. Mostly near to the Colonels office, Ed noticed amusedly. After an extensive game of cat and mouse, hurtling over fences, and oncoming traffic, the young alchemist finally cornered the deranged product of alchemically animated flesh at the edge of a cliff.
"There is no way to escape now you bastard! Come willing and I won't hurt you… much."
Envy rolled his eyes.
Ed waited.
A stare down ensued, ending in Envy turning around and flipping his 'Skort' pointing to his behind in the universal symbol for 'kiss my ass'.
Ed bristled.
Envy laughed.
Ed charged.
Envy squealed and threw up his hands in defense, unable to run for fear of falling. He prepared himself for the oncoming fight.
One…
Two…
Three…
Three and half…
Three and three quarters….
Huh?
Envy opened his eyes to see a small red blur roll pass him, tumbling over the edge of the cliff. It hit the bottom, with a loud BOOM, leaving a large crimson stain on the ground.
The homunculus turned his gaze from the mess to a small rock with a leather boot beside it. Apparently, Fullmetal had tripped over it while chasing him, and lost balance, splattering to the ground.
Uh-oh Father was not going to like this.
Whistling in a nonchalant manner, Envy stood and walked away. Upon stepping on the boot, he snorted.
Pwned by rock.
Idea contributed by 9shadowcat9, hope you like it. I am not really good with humor.