Chapter 14: More than one?! New faces and old departures pt 3
Krystal: Wow, I never knew the grass... was so tall.
It wasn't the grass that was tall though, it was actually because she has shrank to the size of a quarter, because now, she was in Capt. Olimar's land.
Krystal: Off to find the warp pipe then.
Krystal had her staff armed at all times, and always watched her back for hunters. Then see saw a odd little space man with a giant nose plucking little colorful man from the ground.
Krystal: Excuse me, have you seen a yellow pipe anywhere?
The little man just shook his head in a disapproving matter.
Krystal then turned her back, and ran through the tall grass, but a dart nailed her leg. Tom Nook was in the grass, skulking around and firing darts. Krystal ran at top speed, using her staff to whack away the darts. The little spaceman, Olimar, was also running behind her. He was scared of the other people that weren't shrunk in this world, and were much larger than both of them. Soon though, Olimar pointed at the giant bug called a Bulborb who was attacking another guy that looked just like Olimar. Olimar started plucking pikmin from the ground, and was attacking the bulborb.
Krystal: At least he's somewhat brave.
Krystal joined in the fight to save Louie.
Yoshi: Yoshiiiii! (Luigi! This festering ape is after me!)
Luigi spotted the green dinosaur, and hopped onto his back.
Luigi: Yoshi, there you are!
Luigi ducked his head cautiously as another dart passed his head.
Luigi: I saw a yellow pipe right where the boat comes around, let's go there carefully!
Yoshi disregarded this advice though
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi! (Who said I'm helping you? I hope you get eliminated! Every man for themselves!)
Yoshi blitzed towards the yellow pipe as Luigi watched in fear. Sadly for Yoshi, he was pelted by a coconut gun to the head and crashed against the wall. Funky was watching them.
Funky: Hush little targets don't you cry, I gonna shoot you from far and wide. Well anyways, that ought to slow that one down!
Funky Kong was also accompanied by Birdo, who also was a hunter.
Funky: Are you a boy or a girl, dude or dudette?
Birdo: I just don't know anymore... But that Yoshi is hot, let's go for that Luigi character instead.
Funky Kong took his aim, pointed the gun at Luigi, then at the last second, he swerved it and accidentally hit Birdo
Birdo: You jerk!
Funky: Hey hey sorry! It's really windy up here!
Birdo sucked him up with it's mouth, and shot him right off of the roof. Funky Kong landed with a thud and received a couple of bruises.
Funky: Wowza, not cool, and I know what cool is!
Luigi: Yoshi? Yoshiiiii?
Yoshi blinked a few times and glanced around. Suddenly, he took a pair of shades from his pocket and grinned. When Yoshi suffered severe trauma, he turned into Boshi, a Yoshi with shades that had a much more respectable personality than Yoshi himself.
Boshi: Boshi. Boshi. (Greetings my fine green friend, where are we?)
Luigi: Yoshi! This is no time to be snide with me!
Boshi: Boshi boshi. (I beg your pardon?)
Birdo spotted them both and hollered out to them.
Birdo: Hiiiii Yoshi! Come into the yellow pipe, it's my treat.
Luigi: I don't a know about this.
But Boshi was already approaching the Yellow warp pipe not caring what Luigi said.
Boshi: Boshi! (It's common courtesy, good friend)
As Luigi tried to sneak near the yellow pipe, a muscular furry arm tapped him on the shoulder.
Funky: Do you know what time it is?
Luigi: Why is 4:52- giant monkey!
Funky grabbed the screaming Luigi, and had the dart gun at his neck.
Funky: Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. Seriously, they don't, watch.
Funky released three darts right at Birdo, and them slammed her into the water. Birdo suddenly disappeared also.
Funky: What? it's every man for themselves. Hey, where's the other guy?
Boshi was near the pipe, but he just sat there, waiting for Luigi.
Boshi: Boshi. (Luigi, your entrance into this time comes before mine. It's only polite)
Luigi: Yoshi! whatever problems you have we can work out back at camp! Go! Yoshi yoshi!
Boshi spotted Funky Kong from the corner of his eye, then ran towards the pipe. Funky Kong, who liked his prey the move, kicked Luigi aside and went after Boshi. Boshi was being met at every stop by Funky, but Luigi tapped Funky on the shoulder when he was off guard.
Luigi: Funky, how do you use that gun?
Funky: Well, it's very easy actually. You just squeeze the trigger, and pull! You want to try it Luigi?
Luigi: Oh boy!
Funky gave Luigi the Funky gun, and Funky held Luigi in place so that he couldn't run off with it.
Funky: OK Luigi, pull the trigger!
Luigi sweated for a moment, then just fired the gun at a random wall, just some random wall. Sadly for Luigi though, the darts bounced off of walls. It ricocheted of one wall, hit wall, then as Boshi made a jump into the Yellow Pipe, the bullet nailed him square in the chest.
Boshi: Awowowoah!
Boshi plopped to the ground, fading from sight. He reverted back to his normal self.
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi YOSHHIIIII! (You! You sniveling coward! How can you actually FAIL to hit a wall correctly?! Only you, green goof!)
Luigi, with all his might, tried to make one properly composed sentence in Yoshi's language before he faded away.
Luigi: Uh, Yoshi yoshi? (It was an accident! I never meant for that to happen! )
Yoshi: YOSHIIII! (Took you long enough to make a proper sentence in my language! Hear me out for my final words!)
Luigi listened closely
Yoshi. Yoshi yoshi yoshi. (Screwup)
Yoshi dissapeared into thin air, and was eliminated.
Funky: Nice shot! Thanks bro!
Luigi: M-m-m-ma? At least he left with something nice to say. I hope.
Funky: I'll see you in the dome, there's no more hunters around the area, so it's all clear! Teh shaw!
Funky hopped into the yellow pipe, and Luigi was frozen.
Luigi: I-im a klutz!
Luigi, while shaking ,moved towards the yellow pipe, and looked at the boats on the water for a good 10 minutes. Then, he hopped into the yellow pipe and completed his mission.
Luigi: I'm a fourth back?
ZSS: No, your fifth. I'm not even going to bother explaining.
Falcon rushed out of another pipe with no darts on him.
Stanley: This just in, Yoshi has been eliminated!
Luigi: ...
Falcon: He was going to teach me how to eat my enemies...
Falcon was displeased, but he hopped into another warp pipe anyways to ease the stress.
Luigi: Yoshi...
Marth: This isn't my thing, woah!
Marth hopped over another barrel thrownby the youthful Cranky Kong. The hunters after Marth didn't help also. The yellow warp pipe was where Cranky Kong was sitting. Sothe, Shiki, and Pit were firing away Marth while he hopped the barrels, but Marth was also using counter, so some of the darts stopped dead when they hit him.
Shiki: He's half way there now. he's even collecting the random umbrella and purses!
Pit: The fight is on!
Sothe: WE KNOW.
Pit: But you may not be ready yet.
Sothe took a step towards him, but Pit became defensive and twirled his sword in circles.
Pit: Nananananananana!
Sothe just kicked him off the girder they were on, and Pit fell right off the girder and into the darkness. In a matter of seconds though, he came back unharmed.
Pit: Where did you think i'd go? I'm an angel for crying out loud! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Sothe was very annoyed now.
Sothe: Back to the clouds hopefully.
Pit: Silly Sothe, you can't defeat me!
Sothe, with his last breath, jumped off of the girder and into the darkness. Unlike Put though, he wasn't an angel. But sadly, since the gods though he died too early, he came back right were he was, as an angel with wings.
Pit: Those are stylish! Mine are sort of curved.
Sothe just curled into a ball and swayed back and forth.
Sothe: I'm in my happy place, i'm in my happy place.
Shiki: I've got only one dart in him, darn, and he's almost done!
Shiki was indeed right, for Marth was now on the same girder as Cranky Kong. He now pulled out his sword, and prepared to verse him. All three hunters now fired away, but Marth made one giant slash, and Cranky fell off the girder, and landed on the bottom platform. The impact of ths fall was so large, that it made Rosalina, Sothe, and Pit fall off of the girder and on to the same platform as Cranky. Cranky shook his arms, then attacked the trio while Marth ignored the tied up Pauline, and gracefully hopped into the yellow pipe.
Marth: Back to smell the flowers, and sleep under the trees.
Funky: Right on...brother?
Marth: Who's he? Hey!
PT: He's the person who eliminated Yoshi.
Marth: Great...
ZSS: How much people left no to finish?
Stanley: Currently, we have six people who have not come back yet, and two people have been eliminated.
Luigi: Who will be next...
Wart: Ok I'm sick of waiting here!
Wart became annoyed, and fired away his machine gun like dart gun.
Waluigi: Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!
All thirty darts were fired at Waluigi, as Waluigi entered a frantic spasm.
Wart: Yeah!
Wart awaited for Waluigi to disappear, but he didn't. Waluigi just laid on the ground making noises.
Waluigi: Ohh you got me! I'm going to fade!
Nothing happened.
Wart: Why isn't he gone!?
Suddenly, a mouse sporting a red tophat and cape sneaked up next to him
Daroach: He wasn't a contestant.
Wart: Damn! Damn!
Waluigi: Yes I am, I was hit! Oh, it's growing dim, I'm eliminated. Wa.
Daroach: He's in denial.
Waluigi: No I'm not!
Waluigi just sighed and sulkingly moved on ahead to the yellow pipe.
Wart: Well this is fantastic!
Daroach: Leaves the perfect opportunity for me...wasn't there a box there before?
The box was indeed gone, and they both saw Snake jumping over obstacles and crawling to get to the yellow pipe.
The koopalings, who were hiding among the castle, were trying to hit Snake with the darts, but had horrid aim, and mostly hit each other.
Wendy: Ow!
Larry: Oooo!
Morton: Gravy!
Snake: Full, full of hunters *huff*
Snake was followed by Daroach, who just told Wart to wait back, since he couldn't do anything now without any ammo.
Back in Luigi's Mansion, E. Gadd hopped on one foot and his tongue was hanging out as he continued to suck up the King Boo. King Boo screeched and tackled and almost sent him off the off, but luckily, E. Gadd kept his balance.
Fox: Nice one!
E. Gadd: I'm still got it! My bones aren't saggy yet!
E. Gadd avoided a swooping attack from King Boo as he attempted to suck up King Boo once again. King Boo was not getting any weaker.
King Boo: Guahaha! Foolish old man, walk while you still can!
E. Gadd: Oh yeah? I'm equipping my power gloves!
King Boo: Oh.
Fox: My.
Zelda: Arceus.
E. Gadd slipped on two Power Gloves, which were modified to attack ghosts.
E. Gadd: The justice has come!
Now King Boo tried to smack with his tongue, but E. Gadd just laughed, hopped in the air, and performed a series of judo chops on King Boo, then smacked him in the head with a major chop attack. King Boo stumbled, and was wavering on the edge of the roof.
King Boo: This is my mansion, you foolish man.
E. Gadd: No it isn't, THIS IS LUIGI'S MANSION!
E. Gadd then revealed his shoes, which were actually Power boots, something that wasn't even made before. With one mighty outstretched kick, booted King Boo off the roof. King Boo was out cold when he hit the ground, and just sucked him up with the Poltergust 3000. Fox and Zelda banged at the cage and Nester ran away in horror when he saw move towards him. Soon, Fox and Zelda were free and they walked towards the yellow pipe.
Fox: Thanks!
E. Gadd: No problem sonny!
Zelda: Now let's get out of here, this place creeps me out.
Fox and Zelda then made a short bunny hop into the yellow pipe.
Stanley: Another two are back.
Fox: Oh yeah Luigi, E. Gadd said hi.
Luigi: You went to my mansion?
Fox: Sure did!
Zelda: Yeah, that place is a dump! Try sprucing it up once and a while. No place for royalty.
Luigi: I do what I can! He said frustrated.
Stanley: Just four left.
Luigi: Snake's still missing?
Stanley: Yes he is, why?
Luigi: ... I'm going in.
Stanley: That's unlike you!
Luigi: Now's a day to change.
Luigi looked at the pipe Snake entered, and hopped in there without hesitation.
Marth: I can't let Luigi go alone.
Marth was second to enter the pipe.
Falcon: Yay, challenge!
Falcon entered the pipe third.
Bowser: Eh, i'm bored. And i'm not gonna let Luigi be braver tham me!
Bowser was the 4th, and final person to enter the pipe.
Stanley: Oh boy...
Only ZSS and Fawful stayed back.
Marth: Hey Luigi, look how much people followed us.
Luigi looked behind him and saw Capt. Falcon and Bowser.
Luigi: I can understand Falcon, but Bowser?!
Bowser: I was bored... and I need someone to be superior over, alright?
Luigi: Let's a go team!
Wart just watched all the other hunters passed by, until he saw Bowser. For Bowser, he tackled him to the ground.
Wart: Hey, I heard about you, King Koopa. I'm the king around here!
Bowser: Like hell! Bring it, i'm in my domain!
Marth: Bowser? Let's go!
Bowser: Go on without me! He yelled dramatically.
Marth just shrugged and they moved ahead without Bowser.
Wart: Let's do this!
The ground they were on rise and eventually, they were up 30 feet in the air on the platform, with lava surrounding them.
Wart: Hurr hurr hurr...
Bowser: Ha ha ha...
Dedede performed a super jump from the side lines with his gun in his pocket.
Dedede: I want in on some of dat der entertainment! It's a king royale battle!
Snake: Where's the damn exit!?
Snake was looking left and right for it, but still didn't find the exit.
Daroach: No more slithering away, Snake
Snake finally noticed the exit covered in cobwebs to his right side.
Daroach: Feeling lucky, partner?
Snake armed all of his weapondy, and also noticed a shadowy group in the background behind them.
Snake: What the? Do you know these guys at all?
Daroach offered a quick look backwards.
Daroach: Of course not. Let's begin!
Daroach winded up his triple star, and the battle was on.
Meta Knight: Again.
Meta Knight went through the side entrace of the pipe and came out through the top entrance. Game and Watch pointed to the castle beside them.
Meta Knight: ...
Game and Watch just sat there and played with Blipp as Meta Knight kept repeating this proccess again and again. It was becoming dark now. The crickets began to chime in.
Krystal: We saved your buddy from that disgusting bug.
Olimar shook her hand, then shook Louie's hand. Louie and Olimar now followed Krystal with their army of pikmin. Krystal just watched above her for any of the hunters, like Tom Nook or ROB.
Krystal: How do you manage being this size?
Olimar and Louie smiled and plucked a giant weed from the ground and looked at Krystal.
Krystal: You expect me to ride that?
They both nodded.
Krystal: I pilot Arwings in space, so It can't be that bad.
Krystal hopped onto the giant weed, and they drifted with the wind to the yellow pipe, but ROB shot down the leaf with a dart, and the dart hit Krystal in the head.
ROB: BOOM, headshot!
Fortunately, they all landed at the Yellow pipe Krystal needed to go in. Unfortunatly, there was an army of bulborbs and other bugs, including the Queen Bulborb
Krystal: Can you handle this guys?
They just looked in fear and ran off into the distance.
Krystal: Forget I even asked.
Krystal thought strategically and made Tom Nook who was near by, step right on her staff. Tom squealed in pain, and fell right on top of all the bugs and wiped them all out.
Krystal: Brain over brawn!
Krystal went into the yellow pipe, and finished her mission.
Luigi: Argh, lousy koopalings!
Ludwig: Nehehe!
Marth: To bad their aim is terrible!
Falcon: There's a mouse in a top hat up ahead shooting at Snake! Did I just say that? ...Only in Nintendo!
Luigi: Who is that?
Luigi peered ahead, and it appeared to be looking bad for Snake. Snake had already been shot two times, and Snake saw Luigi, Marth, and Falcon.
Snake: Gah!
The trio rushed ahead, and saw Snake in a dirty corner. Snake's head was down. Daroach looked upon Snake lying on the ground.
Daroach: He lost, would you like a minute before I lay the final dart in him?
Daroach left the room and leaned against a rushed to Snake's side.
Luigi: Snake! We found you, hop into the yellow pipe while he's not a looking!
Snake justed laughed weakly.
Snake: No- n-no, he beat me, i'm finished.
Marth: Don't talk like that, get up.
Falcon: Your a team player!
Luigi: I'm not gonna lost a mentor!
Snake: *cough* Luigi, i'm a patron, and when I've been defeated, I've been defeated. You go on and win that competition, for me and yourself. And tell that smoking piece of body ZSS that I've always though she was great.
Luigi: Noooo! I've also lost Yoshi today from the competition, not a you too!
Snake: Keep on fighting patrons.
Luigi: Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!?
Snake then started up again.
Snake: Oh, and before that mouse comes to finish me off, I think there's something up with him.
Marth: What's that?
Snake: I saw this shadowy group of people, he may be-
The final dart launched into Snake and he sighed heavily.
Daroach: Sorry, can't wait forever.
Snake: Dammit.
Snake disappeared into thin air.
Luigi: Let's a go...
All three of them walked away. Daroach was ready to follow them into the pipe shortly after. Ganondorf approached him and laid a hand on his shoulder.
Ganondorf: Good, you're in. Now, ready to win this and claim victory for our shadowy association?
Daroach: I suppose. Just promise me I get to steal a lot of valuables.
Ganondorf: Of course. You may have to cut a few lives, but -
Daroach then suddenly protested
Daroach: Hey, that's not part of the deal!
Ganondorf smirked.
Ganondorf: It is now.
He grabbed a sprout and slammed it into Daroach's head, he squealed in pain.
Daroach :Arghhhh!
Ganondorf: We are on better terms now. Go now.
Daroach obeyed and entered the yellow pipe.
Ganondorf: All according to plan. MUAHAAHAHA!
Bowser was fending off Wart while Dedede clobbered him with his giant mallet. Bowser grabbed Dedede, and tossed him off the edge, but Dedede just chucked and slapped his belly.
Dedede: Hahaha, I can dat dere fly!
Wart: But you can't Bowser!
As Bowser was regaining his balance again, with one giant slam from Wart, Bowser fell off the platform, and plummeted into the lava.
Bowser: Yargh! You think i'm gone? I don't think so, i'm taking you with me!
Bowser grabbed a rock when he was falling, and he chucked it at Wart with all his might. Wart wasn't fast enough to avoid it, and he hit the lava before Bowser. Right after Wart hit the lava, Bowser hit the lava and melted right after him. Dedede just watched this from high above them on the platform.
Dedede: ... I'm da winner!
Dedede then puffed his body up, and floated away.
Luigi: Snake...
Stanley: OK, Meta Knight and Game and Watch aren't back yet so they are-
At that moment, Meta Knight and Game and Watch popped out through the pipe.
Meta Knight: Stressful.
Everyone then took a final glance around at the new competitors and the ones that were eliminated.
PT: I know Pikachu, Yoshi, and Snake were eliminated. Where's Bowser?
Luigi: Something must of a happened at the castle!
Stanley: Hmm. Well, if Bowser makes it back before voting, he's still in because he wasn't hit by any darts. But if he doesn't...he's out! Anyways, we still have to vote someone out! So get some rest, enjoy the cruise back, and get to know your new camp mates! They are: Funky Kong, Daroach, and Ness. The people who were eliminated were: Pikachu, Yoshi, Snake, and Bowser?
The all boarded the boat in silence and the boat started up and sailed away. Marth meanwhile walked up to Daroach and glared at him.
Marth: I don't trust you one bit.
Daroach: Duly noted.
They never saw Waluigi swim in the air and go into the cellar through the back window.