55 Ways to Disrupt A World Meeting

by Samara Wavequest

Welcome to "55 Ways to Disrupt A World Meeting", where the shenanigans of the nations are recorded! Also known as "55 Ways to Annoy the Countries", this book is filled with 100% working plans to get Germany banging his head on the table, England storming out of the room in rage, and a World Meeting in chaos.

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I do not own Hetalia! Nope! I don't play Civ 5!

And back to the show… 55 Ways to Pass Time!

(AKA 55 Ways to Irritate the Nations!)

1. Every European country has had at least one instance where they believe they did better than they got in the Eurovision contest.

Just bring this up, and they will end up yelling at each other, insulting, and just arguing. Even Germany will participate in the entry-bashing, usually because some nation insulted him. You see, Germany is very proud of Lena, Denmark really likes Emmelie deForest, Finland is a die-hard Lordi fan, and Russia really wants to win the contest.

2. Play Civilization 5, loudly.

That is England's self-proclaimed game. His, and only his. If you call yourself the "Ultimate Master" of the game, no matter where or when, England will whip out his laptop and challenge you. And then Spain, Portugal, France, and China get into it, and the entire European countries start playing, and it's the Ancient World mixed with the Medieval World again.

3. Going off of the aforementioned #7, get America and Russia to play- and form an alliance between the two!

Russia will recreate the entire Soviet Union, and America will be, well, America. Russia will control a huge military, and America, an even bigger one. And when they decided that all of the other nations are being too annoying, they will decide to attack them all… And England will be in tears and Spain will be bawling over his lost empire. America and Russia will be the only players left, and the Cold War will happen again, and the two personifications will start growling out threats… and yeah.

4. Bring Board games to the meeting!

This is a very bad idea. If you bring Monopoly, the Italians will have destroy everybody else playing without mercy. If you bring Battleships, Spain will end up mourning his lost armada. If you bring Apples to Apples, England will yell at everybody because half of the cards make no sense- "Spilled Milk" is not "Neat"! If you bring Risk, America will control the entire world in a matter of minutes, Chess with Russia is stupid, and so on. Board Games at a meeting always ends up with a couple of inflated egos and a lot more bruised ones.

5. Shouting out soccer scores can be rather irritating, too. England really doesn't like to be reminded that FCC Barcelona is usually regarded as a better club and Manchester.

This happened once, and it ended up with the nations splitting up into two teams and playing soccer. To be honest, England chose really bad players- America, Japan, and China don't care that much for soccer, while Spain, Germany, and the two Italies do, a lot. So, yeah, England lost. It's still a really sore subject for him, and it really irritates the other countries.