Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

89. Chapter 89

Hi. Regular is Percy, italics is Jason.

Dear Mortals,

You know, I think I've got the best girlfriend in the world.

Oh, not this again.

What do you mean?

You're so hung up over Annabeth. It's always Wise Girl this, Wise girl that. If you really love her that much, you'd know she's the best girlfriend. Which she isn't. I mean, c'mon, I have Piper.

So? No offence, Sparky-

HEY.

But Piper's nothing compared to my girl. Sure, she may be the daughter of the love goddess, but me and Wise Girl went to PARIS for our one month anniversary. They speak the language of love there! Or one of them, anyways.

First of all, it's Wise Girl and I', not me and Wise Girl. Second of all, didn't you kind of forget that anniversary?

DETAILS.

Hmph, yeah right. Piper's always been there for me, even when I lost my memory. She never gave up hope that one day we'd become a couple. And when I kind-of died sort of maybe ish, she charmspeaked me back from Hades.

Ugh! This argument is getting us nowhere (Especially since I'm right).

I agree (No, I am). What do you think, though?

I just told you.

Not you. The people reading this. Them.

Oooooh. Yeah, what do theythink?

Is Piper the better girlfriend?

Or Annabeth?

Tell us in the reviews!

Sincerely,

Percy and Jason