Guess who finally decided to update? Me! Yay, I know!
I decided to write this because I got so bored, and a disclaimer to all of you- I obviously don't own Hetalia, since Hetalia is owned by a Japanese man named Himaruya Hidekaz, and I am neither a man, Japanese, nor am I called Himaruya Hidekaz.
And with that… let the show start, hopefully.
11. You could always bring water guns to a World Meeting.
Something that always results in a full-out war, if you equip the nations with water guns, they will often start to battle- in the middle of a pressing world topic! Even Germany can't stop them, and usually just gives in and calls break early. Once, Switzerland thought that they were aiming real guns, got involved, and from then on it became a real gun fight- to the horror and amusement of the more mature nations.
12. Then there's Russian Roulette… which is quite possibly the worst game ever, hands down.
Apparently, after the Cold War and everybody had sort of patched up relations, Russia had invited some of the countries for a New Year's' Party, in which he and Alfred came up with the idea with sharing their New Year's Tradition with the rest of the world. Both being totally oblivious to the moods of the nations, they invited them to play Russian Roulette… Now, if you say just the words "Russian Roulette", most nations will shiver and yell at you for even thinking about it, yup!
13. Well, another idea would be to talk about cosplay.
Hungary, France, and Japan are synonymous with the words "Cosplay", and often, if you just whisper it to another country, they will somehow hear and slide up to you and try to idle more information out of you, Plus, cosplay comes up with the thought of that one April Fool's' day, y'know that one when all of the countries had to dress up like- "Oh, no, not that! You- arghhh! I'm mentally scarred- never mention that again, you bloody wanker!"
14. Try to speak the countries' languages with a very, very bad accent.
This is a huge insult to many of the countries, and it gets them very riled up. America really hates it when you try to speak "Gansta" with him, and Italy Romano will kick you if you ever go near him looking like a gangster claiming that you are part of the Mafia. England absolutely hates it whenever anybody tries to do a Scottish or Gaelic accent, as it reminds him of his very irritating brothers.
15. Do not comment on the size of the countrys' land mass.
This often results in a very smug Russia, and America and China always end up fighting about who is larger. The majority of the European countries are very small in size, so this makes them angry. Denmark will start complaining, since he's so much smaller than all of the other nordic countries, even Iceland. France and England will start yelling at each other, since England will claim that being smaller is better, and France will claim that 550,000 square kilometers of land is the best. (Coincidentally the same size as France)
And finished with this chapter!
Yay, I did finish this! I wrote like half of it before going off and doing whatever I do usually. (And if you're reading any of my other series, sorry, I've been procrastinating for forever.)