Chapter 16: Hi, I would like a blue balloon with a side order of retirement.

It was just around midnight for the All Stars. Around every 3rd day at this time, Falco's Arwing would sped across the campsite, which would irritate many of the All Stars.

Funky: Don't make me shoot you with my coconut gun!

Daroach: OK then I will.

Daroach released a few shots from his Triple Star, and Falco's Arwing screeched into the distance.

Funky: Shizzy. I need my beauty sleep.

Daroach: More than a lot of people here.

Funky: What?

Daorach: Nothing to concern yourself over friend. Good night.

Meanwhile, Ness was strolling around the borders of the forest, sad over receiving a single two votes. He was offended quite easily over this.

Ness: Wheye wood sumone vott foar me? Iam sow innocent!

Since Ness was wide awake though, he decided to venture further into the forest. He was powerful enough to protect himself. He looked at the various creatures that he didn't fear, and soon, peered down into a well made hole, which was Waluigi's hole. A voice called him and manipulated him.

?: Come on...

Ness in a trance, hopped into the hole, and it was pitch black.

?: Use your fire attack to light the torch in front of me.

Ness did as the voice commanded, and in front of him stood a shadowy figure, but the torch wasn't lit completely. Only some pieces of blue clothing could be seen and a brown pair of shoes, An eyes stared directly at him.

?: Nice to see you, you seem powerful, and we can be a great team. Now light to torch completely, see your handsome friends's face.

Ness did what the mysterious voice commanded, and who he saw astounded him. It was a puppet in blue clothing with a wide smile on his face. His name was Geno.

Ness right now, was in Waluigi's hole with Geno, and Ness was curious.

Ness: Hoiw dida yoou geti hear?

Geno: Well, you speech troubled boy, I got here due to my my fans just demanding I joined this action for the spot of Nintendo's mascot!. Also, I pimped out the little hole so that it's not that bad anymore. Move over Pimp my Ride, i'm gonna make my own reality show when I'm ready to called Pimp my Hole, I can do this because i'm just that bad ass.

The hole now had gold walls, and a bunch of expensive accessories that would take a lot of money to buy. It looked amazing.

Ness: Howld own...wat fins?

Geno looked out into the horizon.

Geno: My fans. They are always watching. Unheard, but observant. YOU HERE THAT NINTENDO? PRAISE ME! Anyways...you look lonely and out of loop with everyone else, are you?

Ness: Yeap! Eye feil lake ey soicial owtcasht!

Geno: Isn't it depressing to be lonely? Now the sun's rising. But I do have powers, so i'm going to shrink down to size and hang out with you. I'll show you how fun this competition can REALLY be! Time to make you more assertive!

Ness nodded his head in approval.

Ness: OK!

Now the sun rose, and everyone was waking up. Ness received no sleep. Despite this, he climbed out of the hole, now feeling a lot happier and peppier.

Marth: What a fine days friends! Isn't it a fine day Mr. Sun?

Mr. Sun: I would pour some large chunks of raisons on the island, but Stanley ordered me not too or else you guys would receive too much food. He calls that cheating.

Marth: Lousy Stanley taking everything away. Him and his insanity.

Luigi: Your actually somewhat right. He has been a bit odd lately.

Fawful: Agreed! I wonder if his weakness is ying yangs signs playing hopscotch? That's what I compare those dirty Toads too!

Funky: I'm a hungry man, and I need a healthy breakfast to satify me!

Everyone now knew that he will be asking for food quite often, but hopefully not as much as Wario. Meta Knight saw a rock near him, and kicked it towards Funky.

Meta Knight: Dig in.

Funky: Ha ha ha! No.

Falcon: What's the challenge gonna be todaaaaaay!

ZSS: It's not even close to challenge time yet.

Luigi: Is all you think about challenges Falcon?

Falcon: Yep!

*Falcons mindset*

Challenges. Challenges. Challenges. Challenges. Challenges. Awesome! Challenges.

Funky Kong: Check it out, Game and Watch is making breakfast! Kuh yah!

Game and Watch was cooking over a fire some bacon, and flipping it over and over in his pan. Funky knocked everyone aside and was racing Falcon for the first taste of the bacon.

Falcon: Why's the bacon black? Is it burnt?

Game and Watch shook his head, and served up the bacon. Funky took a big bite into the piece of bacon.

Funky: It's gooood!

Evrryone took his word and rushed to the food except for Daroach and Meta Knight.

Daroach: Could be poisoned. I don't trust it.

Meta Knight: Same.

Breakfast was soon served, and flapjacks, bacon, and sausages were eaten by mostly everyone.

Fox: Heh, don't let Stanley find out about his frying pan, he'll get rid of it! You know what i'm sayin' Zelda?

Zelda: Yes Fox, I know what you are currently saying.

Fox: Well, yeah...

Silence.

Soon, the discussion that Fox was having with Zelda turned into a discussion about the first thing he could think of.

Fox: So, uh...Krystal used to use a staff!

Zelda: Yes, and I have a sword. What's your point?

Funky cut in.

Funky: I got my coconut gun, oh yeah!

Luigi: Can't go wrong with my a hammer!

Falcon: Fists of steels! My body is a weapon! How bout you Meta Bro?

Meta Knight: Sword.

Meta Knight glanced at the sword in his hollister.

ZSS: That thing's puny. Check out my plasma whip.

She twirled it around here passionately.

Funky: Oh we are checking you out alright.

Luigi raised an eyebrow.

Luigi: Who a isn't Funky, who isn't. Why else have we never voted for her?

Daroach: I've got my Triple Star, it's amazing for stars like me.

Marth: I got a sword too! Except it's not puny like Meta Knight's...

Meta Knight: Watch what your saying twirler...

Marth: Well at least i'm not afraid to show my face to public!

Meta Knight: Hmph. The only way I'll show my face is if I am defeated in combat-

Marth swiped his sword once across Meta Knight's face, dropping his mask to the ground. He then pumped his fist victoriously.

Marth: How's that for being a man guys? Huh? Huh?!

Funky: Yowza!

Ness: Suweet.

Marth: Not very original.

Meta Knight growled.

Meta Knight: Cheater.

Marth: Shame, you're just a blue ball with two white eyes and a mouth. Lame.

Meta Knight: Grr...you know, I should of just let you die when we fought off that army of Shadow Bugs.

Marth: It wouldn't matter, Ike was near, and he would of fought with me, and not for you. You know why, cause Ike fights for his friends!

Funky: Why wasn't I invited to the party?

Falcon: I was too busy saving some midget farmer from a giant toy.

Luigi: And I was busy being scared of Wadd- I mean, I was rescuing the Princess Peach!

Marth: You know what, this isn't my style, i'm, going to be the bigger man now, and just WALK away.

Marth did a sort of sway as he walked away. Daroach poked Funky and Falcon on the shoulders and dragged them off to a corner.

Daroach: You guys like action right?

Funky and Falcon: Uh Huh!

Daroach: Well, time to set up my second elimination. I'm gonna create a second fight by launching a star at Marth's back. He'll turn around, and blame Meta Knight for it. You guys will start fighting for no reason, and roll into ZSS. In the ensuring chaos, I will steal everyone's weapons.

Funky: Go on...

Daroach: She'll get angered by this, and fire a shot at you. You make a roll, and grab Luigi while Falcon grabs Game and Watch because of the dust cloud I assume will be created, so they won't know it was you guys. The others hopefully, will join in the brawl, or suck them in somehow. This will give me ample to take away everyone's weapons except mine, since i'll be in the background. This will anger everyone, and they will eliminate him once I blame witness to Marth stealing the armaments, thus another threat will be taken off the island. Got it?

Funky: Derr...

Falcon: Derr...uh wait! Wait! Why should I risk myself in this event to help you?

Daroach: Because...won't it be a challenge to pull all of this off?

Falcon: Challenge? I'm in!

Funky: Will I get to keep my coconut gun?

Daroach: Yes, just be subtle when you have it for now on.

Daroach cleared his throat.

Daroach: Good, now get going already, make me proud!

Daroach watched the two and Daroach soon launched the star from the background away from the rest of the All Stars. It nailed Marth in the back when he wasn't looking, and he did blame Meta Knight. Soon, Daroach's plan rolled out as planned, and the fighting and violence occurred. For the third time. ZSS was busy zapping everyone , while Funky and Falcon were back to back punching everyone in the gut (They think this is everyone's weak spot). While the giant dustcloud formed, people felt their weapons being swiped from their hands. When it all cleared out, they were all gone. Falcon was busy punching Funky across the face.

Falcon: Take that! You forgotten ape!

Funky: Overrated internet fad!

They stopped for a moment and realized the job was done.

Falcon: Oh. Sorry brother!

Funky: No problem brother we did good!

Suddenly, accusations flew all around.

Fox: Where's our weapons!?

Dry Bowser: Why do I hate you all so much!?

ZSS: Who tried taking my suit off?!

Funky scratched his head a bit.

Funky: My bad.

The All Stars were pointing fingers at each other, demanding answers.

Luigi: My hammer! Where is it? What happened?

Daroach finished stashing all the weapons, and came into the scene.

Daroach: Now let's all be rational. I saw some of this go down. I do not know where the location of the weapons are right now, but in time we will find them.

Grumbling began to arise in the camp, when Luigi began to speak again.

Luigi: Here's a Stanley again...

Stanley was coming in with the cheep cheeps, he looked a bit scruffy and angered.

Stanley: Get on. A challenge for you all today. NOW.

Falcon: Take a chill pill!

Stanley: If there was any around, I'd take them.

Fawful: The anger from Stan the Obscurity Man is brimming like a soup screaming to be released from the jail cell of his pot of fortitude!

Stanley: Just for that, you ain't coming!

Stanley grabbed everyone, put them on a cheep cheep, and sped off quickly. Fawful was left alone.

Fawful: What did I say? Horse tarts!

Stanley escorted them all off, then sent the cheep cheeps away. It was quiet.

Stanley: QUIT PERSTERING ME FAWFUL!

They all looked around, but Fawful was left back at the camp, in his solitary state.

Stanley: Guess what, if you all fail at this challenge, HE's LEAVING!

Luigi: That's a little discrimination...not that I care for Fawful at all.

Stanley: Now, I brought you all to this giant racing track, as you can see. It's time for... F-Zero racing!

Everyone's reactions were mixed, but Falcon was estatic!

Falcon: F Z-z-z-ero racing? Yeah! Woohoo! BRING IIIIT!

Stanley: Yeah, sure. Well, you guys have to make three laps on this complex course. If you get smashed off, you float back on to the eliminated platform, and you are out of the race. Seeing as Falcon is gonna win this, why do you all even try? Anyways, take your F-Zero car, and get going!

Everyone ran to a car, and avoided the certain one: The F-Zero Tricycle.

Stanley: Come on... it's a prototype!

Falcon got the Blue Falcon, and everyone else got a generic F-Zero car... except for Meta Knight, he was stuck with the tricycle. Everyone laughed at him.

Meta Knight: I hate my life...

Stanley: Go!

Ness: Noi counte downa?

He was left in the dust, and he had to speed up to catch up to them. Meta Knight was barley moving compared to the rest of them, on his speedy pink tricycle. Falcon was of course in first, and ahead of the rest of them. Funky was in second, Daroach was in third, ZSS was in fourth... and everyone else was behind, badly.

Ness: Wei arr beahiand!

Geno: Ugg, get aggressive already, speed up!

Ness was second to last, and he wasn't moving all that fast or hitting people off the road.

Ness: Whayt dou you xpect? Eye canat even durive yet, i'm oni a childe!

Geno: Not old enough to drive? I'm taking the wheel!

Geno clutched the wheel, and made the car hit top speed, and rammed the unsuspecting Marth off the road.

Geno: Wasn't that fun?

Ness: Not realiy.

Geno sped ahead, and took 6th after doing some tricks. Daroach, after ramming Funky and ZSS off the road, was cruising to catch up to Falcon. He wasn't even in sight.

Daroach: Maybe he fell off the road... Hopefully. He may be my partner, but I still gotta try in challenges, even if he's ahead of me.

Luigi was behind, and in 8th place, since there was only 9 people in the race now. Meta Knight was pedaling furiously ahead, and passed Luigi. He was now in dead last.

Luigi: Luigi didn't lose yet!

Luigi and Meta both made their way ahead, and surpassed Game and Watch. He was both rammed off the road in the process.

Luigi: How's the tricycle Meta Knight?

Meta Knight: Garbage.

Falcon, Daroach, Fox, Ness (Geno's controlling), Luigi, and Meta Knight were left in the race, in that order. The people who were out just played cards on the side. Stanley was trying to bribe them.

Stanley: Vote Fawful out... and i'll give you all cookies!

Funky: Daraoch has cookies for us!

Stanley: Vote Fawful out... and i'll give you all here immunity for... 3 challenges!

Everyone's eyes gleamed, and made a thumbs up.

ZSS: Agreed! Fawful it is!

Fawful was doomed.

Meta Knight was pedaling hard. Luigi was also speeding up, and was now next to Geno. Geno was covered from both sides because of them, so he made a desperate move. He skidded on the spot, and twirled his car around in circles, which knocked Luigi off the track, but Meta Knight went flying, flying right in front of the finish line. Daroach was about to ram him, so Meta Knight had to pedal very hard, but in the end, he finished, and won.

Meta Knight: S-Seriously?

Daroach slammed the wheel, and came in third. Geno came in forth, and Fox trailed in 5th.

Daroach: How did Ness know how to manuever the car like that? Hmm...

Meta Knight wasn't greeted by cheers, because Falcon finished about 25 minutes before everyone else. They were all with him on he victory part of the track.

Meta Knight: Of course.

Falcon received the object that gave immunity, a statue of Mario and Luigi in a buddy like pose, making peace signs. Luigi looked at it amazed.

Luigi: Wow...

Falcon: I'm the victor, yeah! Falcon fury!

Funky got excited over anything.

Funky: Yeah, you're the victor!

Falcon raised his right arm in the air, and brought it back, only to, in everyone's horror, nail ZSS in the gut with him elbow accidentally. Most of them knew what was gonna happen know.

Falcon: What?

Marth turned away, so did Fox. The rest of them watched in horror, the couldn't do a thing.

ZSS: Oh god, urk!

ZSS's stomach was growing larger and rounder as she placed her hands on her rounding out belly. Her face was getting puffier and her arms and legs were getting wider too.

ZSS: Damn doctor, he's lousy at his job!

Funky: H-how? Guys, she's becoming...not hot!

Funky was rather scared.

ZSS: It's like this...

ZSS was bloating up at the time she said this.

*flashback*

Dr. Mario: Well, I got to fix this flat women, my partner's on the scene too, Nurse Peach!

Nurse Peach: Glad to help honey.

Dr. Mario: OK, she's flat right now, let's use this helium pump.

ZSS: I- I don't think that's regulation, you got those other pills- mmph!

ZSS: I was filling up with helium and expanding, as you all know, then Dr. Mario wasn't watching how big I filled up, since he was busy looking at Peach.

Dr. Mario: Nurse Peach, you look wonderful today.

Nurse Peach: So do you.

Dr. Mario gazed at her for another moment, then held her, and they started kissing, and forgot all about poor ZSS. By the time they were done, she was almost filling out the room with her once sleek body! (classic cartoons eh?)

Dr. Mario: Oh mother of Goombas!

Dr. Mario yanked the hose out, and she blasted around the place, but Dr. Mario placed a cork in her mouth when she looked the right size, but she was actually quite big.

Dr. Mario: Here, take this pill.

ZSS (normal time): Here's his biggest mistake now.

*flashback again*

just lazily screwed the pill together, and put it down her throat.

: There. Let that sink in your stomach for a while so that it holds your shape. Then, you will be slim again. Now if you excuse me, i'm off with a Peach!

Dr. Mario swooped her off her feet, and carried her out the door.

ZSS (normal time): He didn't screw up the pill properly, so when Falcon hit me, it broke open! Something tells me that he was more interested in Peach than helping me.

ZSS was now the size of a large F-Zero car, and not stopping. Her belly was now almost fully rounded out, and she was starting to float off the ground.

Luigi: She looks like she's been hit with a P Balloon!

Daraoch: Prick her with a pin.

Daroach was fighting hard not to smirk at this situation. Game and Watch shook his head in a disapproving matter. He's never want to be 3d, especially as big as ZSS right now. She now was floating off the ground, and was now a giant blue ball with little arms and legs. Her face looked like a inflated balloon, and her bloated body was inflated to the size of a hot air balloon. Luigi attempted to grab her leg, and he did, but he was afraid of heights so he let go. Falcon took a grab at her leg but was too late. She was soon floating away into the distance, still inflating among the way and screaming.

ZSS: This is not fair! I could of won this! Injustice! Now I know how Mewtwo feeeeeelt!

She was now gone, and just a giant blue circle could be seen now. Everyone started chattering on the spot.

Luigi: at least Snake wasn't around to see this... I wouldn't want to see the reaction on his face.

Stanley: Ark! Nerr! Snerr...

Funky: You ok there dude? I'm not! The eye candy is floating away in the sky!

Daroach snickered and muttered under his cape.

Daroach: That was amusing. She looked like a threat too, but no anymore!

Falcon: Zero Suit hottie! Nooooo! I was going to take her to the finals!

In truth, virtually everyone was going to. She never really bothered anyone and her looks were mesmerizing. Alliance with Zelda was pretty strong too. And she was no slouch in challenges, almost up to par with Falcon.

Luigi: You want transportation like that? Go buy some P Balloons.

Unexpectedly though, Fawful came flying about, saying the most random think yet, which would push Stanley over the edge.

Fawful: I'm back like a cat's hopping out of a tub! That blue balloon of lovely womanhood was inflated bigger than frog pellets! How did she blow up bigger than the Moon from Majora's Mask? Anwsers supplied on gravies stools, Boil mascots!

Stanly: ARRRGH!

This could be heard from miles away, and PT flew in at top speed to check up on him.

PT: What's the problem?

Stanley was rolling about, and attempting to tackle Fawful, while tossing himself against an F-Zero car.

Stanley: I've had it with the likes of you! Inflated chicks is one thing, but randomness, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I'VE GUIDED YOU ALL FROM DAY ONE, AND I CAN'T TAKE THE RANDOMNESS! FAWFUL, YOUR RANDOMNESS WILL BURN! MUAHAHAHAH!

Stanley took an F-Zero car, and ran it off a cliff, he plummeted below them, but not without trying to nail Fawful first.

Stanley: I QUIT! PT's the new host now!

Stanley screamed maniacally as he landed in the water below, crashed through the mountains, and drove in into the distance, with Clap Traps and Cheep Cheeps following him at his wake.

Everyone was in pure astonishment, and no one said a word for 5 minutes. Fawful's randomness, and the sight of ZSS pushed Stanley over the edge. He was host no more. Finally, in an awkward situation like this, Fox spoke up.

Fox: That was sorta funny, eh guys?

Funky: But I was going to ask ZSS to marry me!

PT: Well, I like being a sidekick, and being host's a big responsibility, so in case this day ever came... We got 4 replacement host that we will choose from so you guys get the day off.

Game and Watch waved his flag in the air.

PT: Who are they? We cannot tell you just yet.

Everyone started pondering, who could they be?

PT: OK, ZSS is out, so you all get to ride on these Dragonites I smuggled in, as a result of your trauma.

They were all supplied with Dragonites, and they flew back to camp in less than 10 minutes.

Luigi: Will we ever a see Stanley again?

Falcon: No idea little man...I'd be more concerned about ZSS though.

Soon, due to the awkward experience, they all just lied there, and looked at the stars on the beach. Fawful was confused.

Fawful: Was it something that I, the king of bean bats said?

Meanwhile, back at the modeling section of Nintendo, Snake was appointed head director of the female recruiting team for his popularity on the island.

Snake: Ah... the door which holds the Nintendo lady models... Life is good. It'll be hard to find a women that'll look better than ZSS though. Ah well, such is the difficult life of me. Just kidding!

Snake looked at the batch of women in front of him that came from behind the curtain. It was Queen Bean, Queen Zora, and Gruntilda standing in front of him posing.

Snake: I knew this job was too good to be true! Oh well, at least the pretty women should be back after their lunch break. As he was about to hit the red button to reject these characters for another role in a game, he heard screaming in the sky, and witnesses ZSS outside, as a giant blue balloon.

Snake instantly sat at the down, and flipped over his box over his head.

Snake: You're all renewed. Oh dear lord what did I just see...

Ridley popped in from his coffee break and sat down beside him, struggling to stuff himself in a tiny chair.

Ridley: You're telling me.