I totally saw this coming. Regular's Percy, italics is Jason.
Dear Mortals,
0.0 Wow. There wasn't even a need to count the reviews- Annabeth won by a landslide.
I know.*sulks*
Stop that.
*sulks even more*
ARGGGGGGH. WHY ME?
*stops sulking* Because you suck.
Hey! It's not my fault the readers have common sense! Though if it makes you feel better, that question WAS pretty stupid anyways. I mean, Annabeth's obviously my soulmate for life, but you and Annabeth? Ew.
True. When you put it that way, I guess it really depends on what you're looking for in a girlfriend, and whose your type-
Exactly!
-Like how you're not Nico's.
… GTFO.
*smirks* You walked right into that one.
Jason Grace, I swear one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Yeah right. Maybe in a hundred years if you get super duper lucky, but definitely not today.
Bye,
Jason.
-.- Seriously, Jase? Signing off without me? Ugh, this is why having cousins suck. The whole Olympian family is totally dysfunctional.
And yes, I know we're not technically related, but whatever. Gotta go kiss my girlfriend WHOSE MORE FABULOUS THAN YOURS.
Damn, he didn't fall for it. *sighs* It was worth a shot. Waitaminutelightningbolt-
*BAM*
Why, oh why does fate hate me,
Percy Jackson
P.S. Do you know if there's an insurance that covers cloths being ruined by lightning bolts? 'Cause that happens to me a lot.