Chapter 17: Pick a host, any host!
The All Stars were all sitting in bleachers in a giant stadium, mostly a place to judge auditions of people.
Fox: I call front seats!
There were four rows, and three seats per row. Daroach, Funky and Falcon had the front seats. Fox sat in the back with Meta Knight. No one wanted the third seat next to them. Luigi, Marth, and Game and Watch sat in the 2nd row, and Fawful, Zelda, and Ness sat in the 3rd row.
PT: It's a break from the game. You guys choose the host!
Luigi: Yay!
PT: OK... let's send in the first one... You don't wanna see him much, I know.
Falcon: Bring them out, they aren't THAT bad!
PT: OK then... I'm not gonna be in the room.
PT dashed out as the first host in the running came out of the left door in the room and onto the stage: Tabuu. Mostly everyone gasped, except for Daroach, Funky, and Fawful. They didn't know who he was.
Tabuu: Meh... I'm here to impress you all...
Luigi: I DON't WANNA DIE!
Zelda: Like, this sucks!
They saw his power before, and he could wipe them all out in one shot.
Tabuu: I have a feeling you all don't like me, that's...cold.
A cold breeze covered the air.
Daroach: I like his style and attitude.
Funky: He's funny!
Tabuu continued to talk in an almost depressing voice.
Tabuu: You guys are brave, and look like good people... you will vote for me, right?
Funky: Sure.
Daroach: Same here
Fawful: Probably if you impress me like a taco on special at a taco shop.
Zelda: No way!
Tabuu: Why's that?
The watched as Tabuu tapped a light above, and it shattered into a million shards below him. Tabuu placed a shield above the contestants so that they didn't get hit.
Tabuu: Sorry about that, I JUST NEED EVERYONE'S SUPPORT!
His loud booming voice made them almost fly out of their chairs.
Fox: O-ok... You-you cool man.
Tabuu floated out of the room and they all fell out of their chairs.
Luigi: Fear... in it's greatest form!
Funky: He doesn't seem that bad.
Falcon: That guy is powerful, I like it!
Soon, PT came into the room.
PT: Wow, you guys aren't dead- I mean, how was it?
They all gave a shaky thumbs up.
PT: Who's next... Ah, Rosalina!
Luigi: Honey! I hope Daisy didn't hear that...
Funky: I bet she's a babe!
Marth: Was she the one that was shooting at me? Greaaaat.
Rosalina drifted in through the left door, and everyone stared in awe.
Funky; I like her more than Tabuu already!
Luigi: Careful Funky, don't say that aloud! He's a everywhere...
Rosalina: Hello-
Her speech was interrupted by the sound of fighting, and Dry Bowser and Waluigi came crashing through the roof. They were wrestling each other and fighting like mad dogs.
Dry Bowser: You lousy cheat! I'll kill you!
Waluigi: Leave me beeee!
Rosalina: Excuse me I-
Dry Bowser: That was MY 1 up mushroom!
Waluigi: Too bad!
Luigi: Oh yeah, I knew someone was missing from the last chapter! What a happened?
Dry Bowser: This little lanky snot found a 1 Up mushroom that could of restored my beauty, and he pawned it off for some new strings for his tennis racket!
Waluigi: That thing didn't look too valuable! Was it?
Dry Bowser pounced on Waluigi again.
Rosalina: OK guys!
Rosalina picked them up softly, and placed them in the seats next to Fox. Waluigi lied in Dry Bowser's arms.
Daroach: She's that good? Wow.
Everyone thought she was a goddess. Rosalina batted her eyelashes.
Rosalina: It's nice to see your face again, Luigi.
Luigi: Rosalina...
Rosalina: It's great to see you all! I'm peaceful,
Ness and Luigi: Rosalina...
Rosalina: I'm up for challenges,
Falcon and Funky: Rosalina...
Rosalina: I can cook.
Game and Watch: Beeep...
Rosalina: And Landmasters are donated to the homeless!
Fox: Rosalina...
Rosalina: Also, I can even be, well, a little random. Like a peanut with Godzilla!
Fawful: Rosalina... the goddess of the skinned pickle patch.
Rosalina: So *giggle*, who's with me?
Everyone cheered out loud, pretty much in a trance by Rosalina. Daroach, Meta Knight, and Waluigi just groaned.
Rosalina: Daroach, I notice something under your hat.
Daroach: No you don't!
Daroach ran out of the room, and outside. Nobody really cared.
Rosalina: Hope to see you all soon.
Rosalina floated off the stage and blew kisses to them. Every movement she made was very angelic.
PT: Hubba... wha? Oh, well, she's obviously gonna be the host now, but let's send in the other two for laughs.
Luigi: Rosalina could make anyone laugh, cause she's that awesome.
Waluigi: Eh.
Most of they gave him the evil eye.
Funky: WHA'D YOU SAY!?
Waluigi: She's good in the hood, don't hurt meeee!
Daroach came back into the room again.
Daroach: She's delusional.
Falcon: Bring on the next contestant, although I hardly see the point anymore!
PT: Come in!
A sputtering vacuum came crashing in, and E. Gadd was riding the Poltergust 3000. He performed a few spins and tricks, then he crashed into a wall and a headlight fell on his head. He was knocked out and PT took him off stage.
Daroach: Wow, that was abrupt.
Funky: That was funny! Now I don't know who to vote for! Babes or comedy...
Luigi: Ya know, i'm stumped too... was the reason I saved Mario.
Falcon: Now THAT was funny!
Meta Knight: What a clown. Hmph.
PT: Alrighty then, next host, I think you all remember him from a LONG time back. Be happy to see him!
Roy came charging in, and swatted at the wall and wrote his name on the wall. He then started juggling his sword in the air, and then perfromed a tap dancing performance for them, complete with elephants,lights, and dancing girls in the background. Roy then started singing away.
Roy: It, is daaaark! I, felt sooo neglected! Pleeeease, friends pleeeeease! I think this position will be epic!
I know I was voted out first, it was unfair, but I know that was the right thing to do! Oh, and looook at my hairdo! That's the end of my soooong!
Fox: That hairdo's crazy, I admire it, so now i'm in neutral.
Roy: Hello my fellow contestants!
Dry Bowser: Who's he?
Roy: How dare you not remember me from the competition! That's not epic!
Roy calmed down and cleared his throat.
Roy: I mean, A vote for me is a vote for a friend!
PT: Alright, last guy, you've seen someone like him before Dry Bowser and Luigi?
Dry Bowser and Luigi: ...
PT: You played basketball with someone like him.
Dry Bowser and Luigi: ...
PT: Oh for crying out loud it was a black mage, and do any of you know a certain black mage?
All Stars: ...
PT: It's Vivi!
Everyone watched the shy little kid walk onto the stage, and fall flat on his face.
Funky: You alright little man?
Vivi: Y-yeah, i'm fine. H-hi everybody. Nice to see you all.
Falcon: Lame.
Fox: Booooo! Go back to Sony!
Vivi: I may look small, b-but i'm also powerful in fire and other magic.
Roy called from the side of the stage.
Roy: I got teh phirez too!
Vivi: I've faced many monsters, yet i'm only 9 years old. Most of my kind live for only a year.
Zelda: So like, you're immortal or something?
Vivi: T-that's not what I quite said, i'm not immortal, i'm just the prototype Black Mage. I wanted to meet some of you, like Luigi, Fox, and especially ZSS.
Luigi: ... You're a little late for that party. Look up in the a clouds and you may get lucky.
Vivi: Alright, t-thanks for the suggestion Mr. Luigi.
Luigi blushed slightly.
Luigi: Heh heh, he called me mister.
Vivi: So, I also like card games, and I'm a r-respectful host. I'm a good person to talk to, and I can help some people learn a little magic?
Daroach: He's got my vote.
Vivi: I'll leave you all now to ponder your decision, I really want to get to know you all better! See you all later!
Vivi walked of the stage, tripped on his face again, and waited with the other hosts.
PT: OK guys, who do you want as YOUR host?
Random chattering occured, and PT took an analysis.
PT: OK, I heard Vivi a few times, Roy once or twice, Rosalina alot, and Tabuu...once?
Tabuu: Are you SURE with your decision?
As soon as they heard that voice, most of them changed to Tabuu.
PT: Alright then, Tabuu's the winner, Rosalina came in a close second, Vivi tied with Rosalina too, and Roy...came in last.
The all Stars swore they could hear a little crying from Roy, followed by some comforting from Tabuu.
?: You forgot about me, geez!
The little orange ball came not running, but waddling into the room, hopped about, and raised his arms in the air. He was wearing a blue bandana and held a spear.
?: I'm Bandana Dee! The orange ball of passion!. I have style, funk, and a load of personality. I'm cute to boot!
Zelda: He's nice, right Luigi? Luigi?
All you could see is Luigi's cap, for Luigi wasn't even there anymore.
Marth: Honestly, scared of a Waddle Dee?
Bandana Dee: I'm fun to have around too!
PT: How did you even get here?
Bandana Dee: Oh. The gate was left open. There's tons of people fighting for this position. Literally.
Zelda: We'll see about that.
Zelda ran to the door, and hopped into the crowd.
Zelda: There's enough of me for you to stare at my beauty!
They all just glanced at each other, and continued. She was tossed back out in a crumpled ball. Tabuu then floated out, and used a large wave. It wiped every single one of them out and they were now all trophies.
Zelda: DUDE! You just like, wiped out 1/4 of Nintendo's characters!
Tabuu: They were in an uproar...
Zelda: Bad Tabuu. BAD.
Tabuu: I'm sorry.
Tabuu lowered his head, and shut the gate, but didn't notice some purple fellow run through the gate.
?: Neh! I'm the Egg Plant Wizard!
Tabuu: How the hell was he the only one in the crowd to survive the attack!? He looked like one of the weakest there!
Egglant Wizard: Well, No details needed, i'm just that great! I have an amazing power, so very amazing, that you will all fall to your knees when you see it!
Daraoch and everyone else listened closely as the Eggplant Wizard whispered it lightly.
Eggplant Wizard: I can turn people... into eggplants, hence the name! Noh Hoh!
Daroach blinked.
Daroach: Yep, he's a dork!
PT: FINE. All seven of you are eligible hosts.
Bandana Dee grew his eyes and they gleamed happily.
Tabuu: Woah. That's unfair. He's TOO cute.
Vivi: Aw...
Eggplant Wizard: I'm cute too!
Everyone in the room facepalmed.
Eggplant Wizard: What's that mean?
Eggplant Wizard facepalmed, and nailed himself in the eye.
Eggplant Wizard: Ow!
E. Gadd was now awake once again.
E. Gadd: Yamma yamma! That was a doozy! Hey, it's Luigi and Fox!
Luigi: E. Gadd! How's my mansion?
E. Gadd: Tiptop shape! I don't know how you found 75-
Luigi: 75 pounds of dust in the mansion, that's right, just look with your eyes old man!
PT: These are the host in the running: Tabuu, Rosalina, Roy, E. Gadd Vivi, Bandana Dee, and... Eggplant Wizard.
Eggplant Wizard: What's with the dramatic pause? Am I that special?
Daroach: Oh so very special...
Eggplant Wizard: Really? I feel so accepted!
Daroach whispered to Meta Knight.
Daroach: What a chump, he doesn't even know what sarcasm is, who would vote for him!
Meta Knight: Agreed.
PT: OK, just chill in the backstage for a while and get to know the hosts, you'll find out in a few days!
They all went backstage and PT did too. Tune in soon to find out the new host!