So, I'm actually going to update this story! Wow, can you believe it? I know, my updates are super inconsistent- school's a big pain in the ass. If any of you guys go to public school, I think you can agree with me on that. :)

Well, I wish I owned Hetalia, but I don't, last I checked.

Here you go, ta-da!

16. Who doesn't like Nicolas Cage, much less a sparkly one?

Apparently, England. And Germany. And Russia. And China. And Japan. And basically all of the other countries. In fact, just about the only ones who do are Prussia, Denmark, and America. Coincidentally, those three are also the ones who like to tape a picture of a sparkly Nicolas Cage on everything in a meeting room- tables, chairs, walls, ceilings, folders, everything. In fact, once, Prussia somehow stuck a picture of Nicolas Cage in the middle of Austria's presentation about Renewable Energy… That was a particularly painful experience for Prussia, who bore several bruises afterwards, courtesy of one very angry Hungarian.

17. Rick Rolling. Enough said.

Rick Rolling is a hobby of many countries, known as America, Denmark, and Prussia. Wow, I'm so surprised. However, no matter how many times the three of them rickroll other countries, it will never get old. Who doesn't love the guy who will "never give you up", or "never let you down"? Rhetorical question- don't answer that. Seriously, don't, unless you want to spend an hour naming 193 countries.

18. Changing the ringtones of phones is also very hilarious- provided you choose the right song.

The most hated ringtones would be Nyan Cat, the Harlem Shake, and I'm a Gummy Bear. But if you really wanted to torture the nations, you'd need to bring earbuds- and change the ringtone to either "Baby" by Justin Beieber, or "Friday", by Rebecca Black. Then there are some songs that certain countries like, and other countries, not so much. China cannot stand Gangnam Style, but America and South Korea love it. Party Rock Anthem and I'm Sexy and I Know It are literally only liked by America, and let's not even get started on National Anthems.

19. Of course, when you want to change somebody's ringtone, you have to first get through their phone… or you could just lock them out.

They're nations. Of course they're going to have a password on their phones- except for the micronations, who don't have phones. And often, the passwords are super complex- even America's is more than 10 digits long, plus a finger scanner. Some of them are also ridiculously random that you'd never guess it- Norway's password was once "you haven't got the Æ Ø Å"- why, nobody knows.

20. This one goes without saying- Never play German Sparkle Party. Ever.

Oh, gods. This one- even Prussia and Denmark hate it, and so does America, since he thinks that it sounds so bad. Really, everybody hates this song. My extension, the Germanic family includes Germany, Prussia, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemburg, Sweden, Denmark, …. Yeah. Alot. It's so embarrassing, and more so, irritatingly insane. Can you imagine Netherlands and Luxemburg screaming "I wore my party pants, very sparkle party", complete with dark glittery eyeliner and tight purple pants, again sparkly, much less Sweden, Germany, Austria, or Switzerland?

And done with this chapter! Oh, the things I do… I searched up German Sparkle Party, I can't ever un-see that. I can see why it's hilarious, but I think that my mind has been significantly altered after seeing that- I'm more accepting with all the crazy stuff my brother does now… it can't possibly get as bad as hosting a German Sparkle Party, can it? But really, it sounds like Prussia got super mashed and France tricked him into doing something super stupid, and I wonder how drunk Prussia must be to be persuaded to do that.

Well, until next time, readers!