Crazy trouble with love

Guinevere and Harry

Series: Harry Potter

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-Hogwarts-

A young boy with short black hair and glasses was walking down the halls while still in awe at the architect of the castle. 'Wow. It's so cool.' He thought as he walked accidentally into a girls bathroom. Even inside it looked impressive and he took a moment to just look around it.

'It's so boring.' Spoke a voice from a sink in a tongue that he never knew but understood. 'Nothing but rats and old skin….boring!'

"Huh? Who's there?" he looked around.

'Hmm? What was that….must be that Tom guy again.' It growled while sounding hurt at the same time. 'Stupid bastard.'

"Tom? Who's he? Where are you?" he asked looking under the stalls with no legs in sight.

'Under here. Hold on.' It said before the sink opened up revealing a set of stairs. 'Come on down. I won't bite.'

Harry gulped at seeing it suddenly open and backed away. "Uh, thanks, but I better get going."

'Please? I'm lonely down here with this chamber. I need someone to talk too besides the annoying rats.' It said with a pleading voice.

"Why are you talking with rats? And why not come up here?"

'I'm stuck down here. And there's no one else to keep my sanity in check.'

"I...I still don't know."

'Please I beg you!' It said with a sad tone. 'Come down here…..please?'

Harry sighed at the tone and walked over before making his way down the stairs while noticing it was dark down there.

'Just keep moving until you see the large skin and stop at a large door.' It said as Harry walked towards the voice before tripping on some snakeskin….giant snake skin that was bigger than an anaconda.

"Woah!" he jumped away from it in surprise. "W….What made that?"

'Me. Sorry but I do get bigger with age.' It said with an embarrassed tone.

Harry's eyes widened. "W-Wait, you….shedded that?!" he pointed to the skin and started backing up back to the stairs.

'Yes and don't go! Please….I don't want to be alone again….'

Harry felt conflicted since his instincts were telling him to bolt up the stairs. But he ignored them as he walked towards a large door as it opened revealing a room with various snake statues lining a long floor with water covering most of it as a large face stared at him. He walked down the floor and looked around, but didn't see any sign of life.

'Like it?' Spoke the voice. 'Because it's really boring here. Especially the water….it's bad for my feathers.'

"Where are you? I don't see you anywhere."

'Oh right. Hold on.' It said before the face opened its mouth as something sped out of it and right towards him before stopping. "Hi."

"Ah!" he jumped at the sudden closeness and fell on his back and looked up at the figure in front of him.

The figure was a young woman with green hair with a long pony tail, elf like ears, with the lower body of a snake with green feathers at the end. Her arms were clawed and also covered in green feathers as her rather large D cup breasts were shown from her long robe that covered her body except her tail. Her face was covered in a decorative mask with a yellow eye in the center. "Sorry did I scare you? I didn't mean to."

Harry blushed and tried to absorb her image while finding himself staring at her chest.

"Hello? Earth to human." She frowned. "Are you looking at my chest?"

"Uh, duh, no." he shook his head and looked to the side while standing back up. "Uh, so….who are you?"

"Names Guinevere." She chuckled. "And I'm a Basilisk."

"A….what?"

"A type of snake that is born from a rooster and fertilized by a toad for seven years. We are kind of known to be….well….instant killers because of our eyes." She said pointing to her mask. "But my eyes are different. They just paralyze others, not kill them."

Harry gulped hearing that. "Uh, is that why you're down here?"

"My former master….Salazar." She growled at the name. "Left me to guard this place for the rest of my life."

"All by yourself? If I could get down here, why couldn't you just come right out and be free?"

"My species is feared by most humans. And I tried once, under the suggestion of…..Tom Riddle, but that caused more harm than good since I accidentally killed some student." She frowned. "They just died from heart attacks."

"Oh."

"Yes then that bastard sealed me away again!" She growled. "And for what? Because I was a liability! Grr when I get my claws on him!" she hissed flashing her claws off. "But anyway, I just wanted...someone to talk to. And when you heard me. I thought you might...comfort me."

"Well you were clear as day. I mean, did you call out for anyone before I came by?"

"Most can't understand the language of snakes. Only a Parseltongue could understand and communicate with me…." Guinevere said before looking down. "It was boring down here for the last hundred years."

"Parseltongue?"

"It's a magic trait that can communicate with snakes. It's famous for calming down snakes and it's a neutral magic. Unlike what you humans in this land think." She chuckled. "They think it's a dark magic but only the user can be either good or evil not the magic itself."

"So you were speaking snake this whole time and I could answer without even realizing it."

"Yep." She smiled. "Ten points for being a smart young boy."

"So…..since I'm here, what should we do?" he asked.

"...let's talk about you." She chuckled. "If you want?"

"Well, what do you wanna know about me?"

"Your life, hobbies, friends and the like."

"Oh, um….you don't wanna hear about my life." he looked away.

"I insist. I won't laugh." She said moving a hand toward his shoulder. "I promise."

"It's not gonna be a funny one."

"Oh. But tell me and I promise not to judge you." she urged.

"Alright."

(One long conversation later)

Guinevere started to emit an aura as Harry finished his story. "...those bastards…."

"I know." he sighed while idly walking around.

"They treat you like a subhuman and for what….because you look like your mother? Because they find satisfaction in slavery and abuse!" She growled while flexing her claws. "Oh when I get out of here those bastards are going to be the ones crying for mercy!"

Harry gulped at feeling her murderous aura.

"Harry." Guinevere said with a smile. "Can you sometime let me meat your aunt and Uncle. Maybe your cousin?"

"But I thought you couldn't leave?"

"I can't but only if my master commands me to do so." She smiled. "And since you are a parseltongue and a nicer person than the last one. I acknowledge you as my master and friend for life."

"Isn't that going ahead? The master part." he clarified.

"What? Most people have maids." She chuckled. "Plus you deserve to have a friend and...a cute maid like myself."

He smiled and shook his head. "Thanks, but I think people would stare at your….you know."

"My breasts." She now laughed. "That's so silly. And I'm not going to be persuaded to stop being your maid and friend."

"I meant your tail."

"...that's easy." She smiled before her tail started to slowly change from a scaly tail to a set of human legs as her arms and ears changed to that of a human. "I can just do this."

"Uh….well I guess that fixes it." he shrugged in defeat. "But, won't it be hard to convince the headmaster to let you out? I mean I have no problem with you joining my house, but I've never really heard of magical creatures as students here."

"They did so back in Salazar's time and it's still in effect. And as for being a student. Just say I'm a late arrival."

"Well, if you're absolutely sure."

"I am positive. Now let's get out of here." Guinevere smiled as they walked out of the chamber and back up to the girls bathroom. "Anything I should expect? It HAS been a long time since I was out."

"Just a redhead that is afraid of spiders."

"Oh. Now this interesting." She smiled before they walked out of the bathroom as the sink returned to normal. "Now….where is the main hall?"

"Follow me."

-Grand hall-

"Ok...why is the ceiling laced with illusion magic?" Guinevere asked looking at the sky.

"Wasn't it when you were out?"

"No it was a normal ceiling with a sky light." She said before a redhead walked towards them along with a brown haired girl, who looked annoyed at the redhead. "Hello? Need anything?"

"Who are you and why are you hanging around with our friend?" asked the redhead.

"Names Guinevere. And you are?"

"Ron Weasley."

"Like a weasel! Those rats are evil." She growled in anger at the mention of her species natural enemy. "So you must be evil as well?!"

"Wait what?" spoke Ron as she reached out and started picking him up while shaking him like a ragdoll.

"You will suffer you rat!" She yelled before throwing him into a wall. "Know your place you bastard."

"Guinevere! What are you doing!" cried out Harry with a frown.

"What? He was about to attack me." She frowned. "He's a were weasel."

"He's a regular child." spoke the brown haired girl with annoyance. "Just where did you come from? I don't remember seeing you at the sorting."

"I'm from Winchester. And I'm a late arrival." She said before asking. "Are you sure he's not a were weasel? He looked as rude and selfish as one."

"Yes, and what house are you in? If you're slytherin because of the robes, they're over there." she pointed to said table.

"...no I'm not." She growled. "You are a rude girl. Especially for saying that."

"Then why are you wearing green?"

"Because I like green!" She yelled. "It's my favorite color you….color blind bitch!"

Hermione was stunned while Harry dragged the basilisk girl a little bit away from her.

"What?" Guinevere asked confused at Harry's action.

"Alright, you need to calm down. I mean, Ron and Hermione are my friends. And you were being rude to Hermione because she tends to, well, stick to the rules. And it's true, wearing green can make you mistaken as a slytherin, even though it's not the robes everyone has to wear."

She blushed. "Sorry, but she just….made me remember Tom. He was a Slytherin." She then walked towards Hermione. "I'm sorry for my rude behavior but I kind of have a mild hatred for Slytherins."

"Well I was just asking questions since you stand out so much and I didn't know if you were aware of the rules or not."

"I was but know this," she frowned. "Some rules are not meant to be followed. Especially ones on anti Magical creature laws."

"Uh….I never mentioned that." she spoke in confusion.

"Well you look like a 'follow any law' kind of girl." She sighed. "But let's forget this and get reacquainted."

"Alright, I'm Hermione Granger."

"I'm Guinevere. Harry Potter's friend and personal maid." She smiled as they shook hands.

"Wait, maid?" spoke Hermione with a frown as she turned to Harry. "Harry Potter, why is a new student your maid?"

"Well um…."

"I lost my parents and my home and his…..family," she gritted her teeth at that. "Allowed me to become Harry's maid in exchange for food and board." 'Oh those three are going to die!'

"Oh, I'm so sorry." she put a hand on the girl's shoulder. "It's just that, well I have a problem with people serving others. I read a book on the train about how house elves are needed to serve a family, and it just made me mad, so I thought….Harry might have urged you to serve him. I'm sorry completely for jumping to conclusions."

"It's fine, but not everything in books are true. You need to personally see and feel events to better understand a situation." She said before walking towards the hat. "Hey Hatty."

Everyone in the hall finally took notice of the odd girl in front of the hat as it slowly woke up and took notice of her.

"Yes you mister lazy hat." Guinevere said while grabbing the hat and placed it on her head. 'How's being a lazy hat with no owner?'

'How's being a lonely snake working out for you?'

'Like shit. Now listen. I'm now Harry Potter's servant and friend so either you keep this a secret from the headmaster or I will turn you into ribbons and hang them all over the castle.' She thought while the hat shook a little in fear.

"Gryffindor!" he called out.

"Good choice." She whispered before taking the hat off and moving towards Harry. "Looks like we're together Harry."

"Looks like it." he smiled at her.

"Oh and Harry." She smiled while taking off her mask revealing a set of gold eyes with a second layer of lenses, like a crocodile, which looked at him with a smile. "Like my eyes?"

He blinked as she blinked a few times and nodded. "Yeah." before he looked away. "Wait, isn't that a bad thing to look directly?"

Guinevere sighed before leaning in and whispering. "Not when I put my second layer over them. It's nulls the effects unless I will it."

Harry nodded and gave her a thumbs up just as Ron came back over and sat down with a huff while glaring at Guinevere.

"How was your date with the wall. Mister Weasel." She chuckled. "Did you find it attractive?"

"What's your deal anyway? I'm not some bloody rat." he spat back.

"You look like one." She laughed. "And it's Weasel not rat. But…." She looked at him eating the food like a madman. "You look like a dying rat with rabies." 'Yuck.'

He glared at her while trying to ignore her as she started digging in with the other students.

"Oh and you need a bath." She said while trying not to smell the foul odor coming from Ron. 'Worse than….rat shit!' that got her a clump of mashed potatoes to the face. "...you…." She glared before grabbing him by the neck again as her aura started suffocating some weak willed students.

"Guinevere." spoke Harry in a warning tone.

"...fine." She said while placing him down on the ground. "But if he keeps this up I'm going to kick him into next month."

"Just try to keep calm."

She sighed before moving closer to Harry. "Alright. But you have to give me….a rub on the chin."

"A what?"

"A scratch of the chin." She blushed. "I...kind of like being scratched there."

He got a few weird looks from the rest of the table as he reached over and started scratching her chin.

"Mmm~ thank you master." She smiled while feeling more relaxed by the second.

"No prob."

Guinevere smiled before feeling her legs starting to change back to a tail. 'Mmm~ it's feels so good….wait why am I feeling like my tail is touching a fuzzy sock?'

She kept touching something while noticing it seemed to be alive.

"What the?" Laughed Luna as she felt something rubbing against her leg. "Are the Blibbering Humdingers trying to tickle me to death?!"

Students looked at her confused and weirded out before Guinevere quickly pulled her tail back.

'That was close.' She thought before feeling something else from another table. 'Tan hide boots?'

Malfoy blinked and looked under his table before jumping. "Bloody hell!"

Guinevere pulled her tail back before feeling something else...a moldy sock. 'Ew!' "Ron! Get your disgusting socks away from my legs!"

"Hey! My socks are not disgusting!"

"It's slimy and covered in mold." She shivered.

"Well then move your legs away."

"Your legs are in my personal space." She hissed. 'Crap!'

"Did you just hiss at me?" he asked confused and with a scowl.

"No." She sweated. "And why are you scowling at me?"

"Cause usually the dirty snakes over there would do something like that."

This made her mad. "Oh? And what dirty snake are you referring to? You or maybe that greasy worm at the headmaster's table?"

Ron frowned as the table turned and watched as both glared at the other.

"You are a bloody asshole." She glared darkly. "Snakes are not dirty nor are they a form of racial slurs."

"Have you seen what that house does? All they do is make dark wizard over and over. And frankly, you seem like you'd fit more over there than here."

"They make dark wizards….that's stupid. The wizard Merlin was a Slytherin and he was a good wizard. And to suggest that a single house is a festartion for dark wizards." She glared. "Shows your nothing but a brat who knows nothing about the world besides the world inside your racist mind."

Ron stood up and looked ready to take a swing before Harry got up and grabbed his fist.

"That's enough Ron, we don't need to fight against each other."

Ron growled before using his other fist and punched Harry in the face. Which earned him a feeling of paralyzation.

"You bastard." Guinevere growled. "I don't mind making insults to me, but for punching Harry, you're going to learn to regret it forever!"

"I...can't….move."

Guinevere moved closer to him before punching him so hard that he flew out of a nearby window and sent him tumbling down into the lake. "Hope you drown bastard."

"Guinevere." spoke Harry rubbing his cheek. "What did you do to Ron?"

"I just punched him into the lake." She said bluntly before looking over the wound. "Are you ok? Did that brat cause you any broken bones!?"

"No, but what did he mean by he couldn't move?" he frowned while whispering. "Did you paralyze him?"

"Yes." She whispered. "I had to or he might have done worse to you."

"And if he drowns?"

"Not my concern." She said while hugging him. "Your safety is my only concern."

"Go get him out of the lake, now." he ordered.

"Ok…." She sighed before getting up and walked out of the hall. "But I can't swim!"

Harry groaned and followed her out of the hall while everyone else was confused and speechless.

-later that day-

"Harry." Guinevere said while sitting on Harry's bed. Thankfully no one was there. "Sorry about earlier."

"It's fine, thank god he didn't drown, but you've got to calm down and know that one punch isn't something to panic over.

She looked down. "I know but….I felt angry for some reason...like it was instinctive."

"Just try to keep yourself under control."

Guinevere nodded before moving closer to him. "Harry? I have a question."

"What is it?"

"...is there such a thing as love at first sight in humans?" She asked with a blush.

He looked at her confused. "Well, yeah. Some people believe that kind of stuff, why?"

"Because," she smiled before kissing his lips. "I think I fell for you Harry~"

He dropped his jaw and his eyes widened. "W-What?"

"I love you Harry." She blushed while curling up like a ball. "Don't get mad for falling for you."

"But...but how? I mean, I've never believed in love at first sight, so how can you already say you love me?"

"Your heart and soul." She blushed. "It's like me. Kind, caring, loyal, and always happy in the face of danger. I….just fell for you then and there."

He kept looking at her in surprise and didn't know what to say.

Guinevere looked ready to explode from how red she was as she felt Harry placed a hand on her head before rubbing it. "Harry?"

"I just think we should take this slowly." Harry said with a blush. "So we can we...get to better know each other."

"Really?"

"If you want?" He said before being hugged by Guinevere, her tail and other features now returned.

"Harry!" She smiled while hugging him tight with her arms and tail. "I love you!"

Harry groaned from the tightness as her tail was definitely a snakes since he started feeling the air get squeezed out of him.

Guinevere smiled as she continued to hug him. 'Harry~'