Sorry for not updating in three weeks, guys, I really mean it. :(

If it makes you feel better, I was trying to do some of this weeks' homework for my classes this morning, which isn't as easy as it sounds because the package I got was HUGE. I spent over two hours on it before I decided to recount the pages again (Because the next problem on the sheet was a hard one, and I wanted to waste time). But this time, while I was flipping through them, I realized that half of the pages had ANSWERS on them. They'd given me an answer key! I'd missed them when counting before and as a result thought I had way more than I actually did and worked off my butt for nothing. You can laugh.

Dear Mortals,

Don't laugh.

Really, don't laugh. I don't know why anyone would find this funny, like my brother does, but just in case- don't laugh.

Since Connor is currently ROFLing after I'd asked him my question, I decided to suck up my pride and come to you. No, I am not desperate. You should be flattered that I'm even doing this in the first place.

So, lets say l liked a girl. No, I do not mean this literally! It's just hypothetically, okay? Advice I don't need right now but might in the future, like, way way way into the future, because I definitely don't have a crush on anyone now. Honest.

Hypothetically speaking, say this girl is absolutely gorgeous, kind, patient, but bossy and feisty when pushed. Hypothetically speaking, she (For some bizarre reason) dislikes me quite a lot and hypothetically speaking, say I want to change that and get her to see me in a more positive light.

Ugh. Fine. I can tell no one believes me- yes, it's Katie.

I told you not to laugh! Well, at least only some are laughing, the the rest are you are staring at me with knowing smirks on your faces and some are even smiling super creepily.

Just for the record, and I can personally vouch for this, since I've seen some Tratie shippers in action- there is nothing scarier in this world than a fangirl.

I don't know if Katie doesn't see them or chooses to ignore them, but in the end, there's only so much they can do. It doesn't matter if the whole world ships it or just your mother. In the end, no one (Except for Aphrodite) can change who you love.

In the past, I've done all sorts of things to try and earn her affection. Putting chocolate bunnies on the roof of the Demeter Cabin, blowing up her flowerpots, borrowing spells from the Hecate kids and turning the flower's in her garden into roses that sing Thriller 24/7… you know, pulling her pigtails.

But nothing works.

Help, anyone?

Sincerely,

Travis