Chapter 18: Pick a host, any host! THE RESULTS.
All the hosts were sitting on chairs outside on the stage, and Roy was biting his finger nails.
Roy: Will teh phires give me the win?
Bandana Dee: Will my style and cuteness give me the win?
Eggplant Wizard: Did my mom pack me that peanut butter sandwich in my lunch like she said she would?
Eggplant Wizard took out his lunch encased in a brown paper bag, and saw a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Eggplant Wizard started to freak.
Eggplant Wizard: Dammit ma, I hate bananas!
Marth: You know, I wouldn't say that too loud...
Eggplant Wizard: Why? bananas suck!
All the sudden, DK Junior and Donkey Kong came running in on all fours, grabbed Eggplant Wizard, and took him out back. Soon, screams occurred from the Eggplant Wizard.
PT: Alright, we have the votes now, and i'm announcing your new host.
Daroach: Vivi...
Luigi: Vivi, Rosalina, or please. PLEASE not Waddle Dee!
Fox: Waddle Dee or Rosalina!
Pretty much everyone said either Vivi, Rosalina, or Waddle Dee.
PT: Alright, i'm taking it slowly and steady. First, the loser. Nobody voted for you, and your scum! Nah, i'm just joking, but seriously, no one wants you. These people are... E. Gadd.
E. Gadd: I'm too old for this duck stuff anyways.
Roy: Will I get teh wins?
PT: Also Roy.
Roy: Phires are- What!?
PT: You two are the least popular. Now go please.
E. Gadd hopped on the Poltergust 3000, and zoomed off into the distance without a word. Roy on the other hand, was having a temper tantrum.
Roy: Why! Why! It's not fair, I was first voted out first, then no one wants me? Watch, i'll get a personality!
Roy started slamming his head against the wall. Everyone looked disturbed.
Falcon: That's actually pretty fun ya know!
Roy: Do you love me now!?
Roy pulled out two plastic Ridley wings, and stuck them on his back.
PT: I'm just going to get the Toads to take him away again.
PT whistled for some Toads, and they grabbed him, but he knocked them aside.
Roy: Not this time! Time to flame on!
Tabuu shrugged, launched an attack, and turned Roy into a trophy.
PT: You wanna be my security guard for now on? You can stop any problems that may appear in the show for now on.
Tabuu: Good, gooood.
PT: Now, we have the guys who have a little appreciation, and are somewhat accepted. They are...Tabuu and... omg... the Eggplant Wizard.
Eggplant Wizard was yelling in the background.
Eggplant Wizard: Someone likes me for once, ow!
Tabuu: Hmph. I like being security better instead.
Meta Knight: Closure.
PT: Next, we have... the FINALIST!
Daroach: Rosalina, Bandana Dee, and Vivi.
PT: You've ruined the surprise!
Daroach: We all knew anyways, obviously.
PT: Whatever. They are indeed the three finalist, so step on up!
Vivi, Bandana Dee, and Rosalina came up the the stage and bowed.
Vivi: It's an honor, I-i'm exited to get to know you all. I can help you with my magic and make you stronger. I hope i'm a w-winner.
Bandana Dee: I got a spear up in here!
Daroach: Like we didn't know that already, genius.
Banada Dee: If I win, I will teach you how to break dance! Also, I have a spear and a hammer!
Bandana Dee revealed a giant hammer: Dedede's hammer. He also had a wooden spear with him
Bandana Dee: No one's messin' wit me now!
Dry Bowser: How can he even hold that up?
Bandana Dee: I stole it while he was sleeping, let's hope he doesn't find out.
Luigi was under his chair shaking.
Luigi: A waddle dee with a giant hammer? No...
Bandana Dee: You'll all have a fun time when i'm host, except for that green guy under the seats. Now, I pass the speaking properties to the wonderful Rosalina now.
Rosalina floated in front of their star glazed eyes.
Rosalina: I'm Rosalina!
She floated away. Everyone clapped and cheered.
Waluigi: I think when she talks, they are under a trance...
PT: You all wanna know who your host is?
All Stars: Yes.
PT: Do ya, doooo ya?
Everyone had to sit and endure his taunting. No one wanted to mess with Tabuu.
PT: Alright. Your new host is... I suck at life.
Everyone started laughing hysterically, and PT read under the letter "Love, Stanley"
PT: Very funny Stanley!
PT pulled out the other envelope from his pocket.
PT: The new host is Rosalina. Rejoice.
Rosalina: I can't wait to be your new host lovelies!
Luigi: Thank the a pasta gods that's over!
Funky grabbed her, and the crowd tossed her up into the air.
Funky: You're the new ZSS. And you can't get eliminated either, huzzah!
Waluigi: Whatever, really. Also, flowers and potatoes are manlier than Falcon! Also, ZSS is ugly!
Within five seconds, the crowd was betting on Waluigi mercilessly.
PT: I have an announcement. Since the poor other hosts didn't get a chance, I-i'm taking a vacation. I think I need one, and i'm taking Tabuu with me to... the wonderful world of Yoshi's Island! I'll be back in a few weeks, so the numbers may be really low in people by the time i'm back. This means that the new assistants are: Vivi and Waddle De! Also, anyone who got a vote will join him, and be... the test dummies for anything they do for challenges. That is ... Eggplant Wizard. Once i'm back though, they're gone! Tabuu isn't gonna be with them though, since he's my security guard. Roy and E. Gadd: No one wanted them, so they ain't coming back.
Ness: Tanks...
PT: See you all again! I'm sure Rosalina will be much more composed than Stanley.
PT hopped on his Charizard, and flew off into the sunset with Tabuu at his side.
Luigi started to cry.
Luigi: But Waddle Dee? How? I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
One host: Rosalina Three assistant (for now): Eggplant Wizard, Vivi, and Bandana Dee.
Luigi: Rosalina
Fox: Rosalina
Funky: Rosalina
Falcon: Rosalina
Marth: Rosalina
Game and Watch: Waddle Dee
Dry Bowser: Waddle Dee
Zelda: Waddle Dee
Daroach: Vivi
Meta Knight: Vivi
Fawful: Eggplant Wizard