Wow, I'm so random with updates… at least this one wasn't eighteen months later after the previous chapter, right?
Disclaimer: If I owned Hetalia, I'd have made this all canon. Nations having water fights or Rickrolling each other isn't canon yet- is it?
Well, as Maurice Sendak said, "Let the wild rumpus start!"
21. The Llama song. Over and over, With hand movements, of course.
Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. And the rest of the song is cut off, since nobody cares about that part. Each and every llama is a different one, as America claims, Happy llama is North Italy, while Sad llama is China, Mentally disturbed llama is, of course, Russia, while Drama llama is France. Big Fat Mama llama can only be England, which leaves Super llama to be, well, the "HERO!" ("America, you git! None of us are llamas, or do you want me to turn you into one?")
22. Give codenames to each and every person in the room.
America has self-declared himself as "Eagle One", while declaring Japan as "Been There, Done That". England was codenamed "Currently Doing That", while Russia was "It Happened Once". Belarus was named "If I Had To Pick A Girl". To Canada's relief, he was nicknamed "Eagle Two".
23. The Knife Song.
America loves this… and so does Belarus. That being said, they are two of the only countries who can actually perform the knife song at a fast speed- without cutting off their fingers. While several countries have tried, and failed, others have completely shut down any attempts to play the game, even going as far as to ban the game from meeting rooms. For some strange reason, Prussia refuses to play the game, saying that he is way too awesome to cut off his fingers. But he can grow back his fingers, can't he?
24. Act as if you're possessed.
cough cough England cough cough Romania cough cough Norway… Who else would try to exercise a nation? It's surprisingly simple- just act sort of like Russia- minus the kolkolkols and the scarf. Simple, right?
25. Wear a superhero suit, and declare yourself the Hero!
Obviously, America does this all the time, so it's actually pretty common- but if you rein in other countries, things get super crazy. Australia's always happy to try on a Batman suit, and if it means annoying England, Sweden, or Germany; France, Denmark, and Prussia are in, as Superman (those tights tho), Thor, and Iron Man, respectively. And of course, America is Captain America!
Yay, done! This one is so full of America, because he's one of my favorite characters. Maurice Sendak, mentioned in the Author's Note above, was the author and illustrator of "Where the Wild Things Are". Man, that book was my childhood- it's over 50 years old now. 22 is basically a quote from Parks and Recreation, which I actually haven't seen yet. Judging from my friends squealing over it though, I probably will get to it sometime. Have fun with 22, USUK, Ameripan, AmeRus, and AmeBel shippers!
I included the last sentences of 23, the ones about Prussia, because I felt like giving myself feels about Prussia. XD There's been a theory that Prussia's dying, or he's lost his status as a personification, since a dog bite he received didn't heal as fast as it should've.
So, 'till next time!