Chapter 19: Blasphemy!
Everybody was brought back by Lumas to the island, and they liked it much more than Cheep Cheep transportation. Luigi was now shaking a bit, everyone wondered why.
Fox: What's up with him?
Luigi: W-waddle dee...
Waddle Dee, Rosalina, Vivi, and Eggplant Wizard were all on the island with them.
Eggplant Wizard: You should be ashamed of yourself for being a waddle dee!
Bandana Dee: You should be ashamed for being a dork!
Rosalina: I did get host position, so i'm going to donate Landmasters to the homeless!
Fox: You go girl!
Dry Bowser then spoke up.
Dry Bowser: Hey, where's that try hard Falcon?
Falcon and Waluigi were walking back to his hole, and talking about the plan. Well, the plan that Waluigi decided to make out of thin air.
Waluigi: We strike at midnight.
Falcon: Wait, what? Why'd you say that randomly?
Waluigi: I don't know, it sounded cool.
They now approached the hole, and saw it pimped out, and people were partying in it.
Waluigi: WA!? My home!
It was different, and there were broken items everywhere too.
Mallow: Who's that purple doofus? Was he invited?
Waluigi: Were you?
Mallow: Yeah, I was, by Geno. This is his joint after all.
Waluigi: Where is this Geno!?
Mallow: With some speech troubled boy back on the island.
Waluigi rushed down to find Ness.
Meanwhile, back at camp, Zelda noticed Ness hunched in a corner holding some sort of object.
Zelda: Ness sweetie, are you playing with dolls? Hehehe.
Ness's eyes turned red fro a brief second.
Ness: This doll's cooler than your 2nd rate floozy ways!
Zelda: What?!
Ness ran off into the forest, was that really Ness?
Bandana Dee: Maybe he didn't get his candy bar today?
Vivi: Hey, Luigi, or any other fire user, I can help you out a bit.
A few of them began to huddle around.
Vivi: Let's see, Dry Bowser, Luigi, Fawful, that's it. I'm here to help you work on your fire techniques.
Suddenly, Falcon came blitzing out of the forest and pounced on Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser: God dammit Falcon!
Falcon: I can't pass up the chance to work on my elite fire skills!
Fawful: Bird pop! A bird drinking pop could not miss an opportunity like this!
Viv started up again.
Vivi: OK, here's how it works.
Geno approached the hole that Waluigi resided in and looked in distaste.
Mallow: Hey Geno, this chump here think this is his home!
Geno turned to face Waluigi.
Geno: Oh really? Well i'm taking it over.
Waluigi: You can't do that!
Waluigi whipped out his tennis racket and attempted to swat Geno. It stopped in it's tracks.
Waluigi: What was that!?
Geno smirked.
Geno: Now run peasants. Waluigi, be the island's maid and they might accept you.
Waluigi: I'll run you out of here when I tattle on you!
Geno shrugged lightly.
Geno; You think anyone's going to believe you? I can turn invisible, and you'll sound like a bigger freak than before.
Waluigi: ... I'll get you, and Mallow too!
Waluigi stormed off as Falcon loyally followed him.
Geno: Gather the ladies and let's play spin the bottle!
The crowd in the hole cheered as they spun the bottle in circles. Ness was forced to stay in the hole with Geno.
Vivi: OK guys, concentrate your power on your fire attack. Luigi, you go first.
Luigi released a concentrated fireball, and it was slightly bigger.
Vivi: No! You have fear in your heart. Fawful, you go next.
Fawful fired away fireballs, and they hit various people.
Vivi: That's pretty good! Last, Dry Bowser.
Eggplant Wizard came walking in in a dopey style.
Eggplant Wizard: Hey, have you guys played Kid Icarus? It's a-
Dry Bowser scorched him and Eggplant Wizard rolled into the water screaming. Rosalina pulled him out and healed his injuries.
Rosalina: All is well now. Go run along now my sweet.
Eggplant Wizard skipped in circles and waved his staff around.
Fawful: Is the goddess of jiggly stuff truthful to limes?
Rosalina: You bet she is more than yams sing on canaries!
Fawful: Ostrich knees! I think I'm in love!
There was a movement in the forest to the north of them. They all looked at the rustling bushes in the forest, and saw a lanky purple man strutting out of the forest.
Waluigi: Lousy puppet!
Eggplant Wizard: Who the hell is he?
Luigi: Why are you here once again?
Waluigi: Because a possessed puppet took my hole!
Funky: Mmmhmm.
Funky made a circular finger motion around his head to Meta Knight, insisting Waluigi was crazy.
Waluigi: He's controlling Ness!
Zelda: Like, Ness play with him like a doll, he's not even alive. Go get some rest.
Waluigi: I have no where to sleep... can I live with you guys?
Dry Bowser was going to attack him, but Bandana Dee told him to stop. He adjusted his bandana, shook his spear, and said the following words to Waluigi.
Bandana Dee: If you want to live here, you will be these guys maid. You will clean up, give massages, the works. How about it?
Waluigi pondered this for a moment.
Waluigi: Fine, whatever, I just need a home! I'll get to work!
Waluigi picked up a leaf, and started dusting objects that no one cared about.
Rosalina: Aww sweetie! How nice of you to give that poor purple man a new home!
Bandana Dee: Yeah yeah, well someone has to make Eggplant Wizard look cool by comparison. Anyways... We gotta go to the challenge now, let's move!
Rosalina summoned the Lumas, and they all floated off into the distance while Waluigi stayed behind and cleaned.
PT: Here we are, after multiple bads turns, we are here.
Tabuu: Fun. Let's burn the place down! I meant, sorry.
Tabuu pointed out at the field, and saw Yoshis grazing and lounging about. The Yoshi that was eliminated noticed their arrival.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Oh merciful God why? This sucks!)
Yoshi attempted to scuttle away from the pair, but tripped over a smiling flower
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi! (Dammit! Why does everything have to smile here?)
Tabuu: I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?
The Yoshi's brought out a variety of different cookies, and everyone chowed down.
Yoshi: Yoooshi! (Don't feed this swine! Why is everyone here so hospitable?)
PT: It's the Yoshi that was eliminated from the contest! Hello there!
Yoshi: Yoshi? (How can this dork tell? We all look alike)
Yoshi remember the spiked collar he wore around his neck.
Yoshi: Yoshi. (Whatever)
PT decided to let his pokemon run free.
Tabuu: I really wouldn't do that-
PT released hundreds of Pokemon, but alot were causing havic so he brought most of them in. Tabuu rested his eyes and laidagainst a tree.
Tabuu: I'm getting some rest, wake me up when something fun happens.
PT: You just got here, we have a while anyways.
PT went to sleep to with a cookie in his mouth. The bushes near them rustled a bit from the wind's breeze. It was a peaceful day, will the vacation be peaceful?
Rosalina: We are here, everyone.
They were up in the clouds and on a planet with a tree, many spiky plants, and some wrecked up ground. There was even a few rabbit holes.
Eggplant Wizard: I claim this place in the name off-
Eggplant Wizard was shook off his feet and landed on his face.
Rosalina You are all now in a protective bubble that guard you from attacks.
Funky: Sounds good already!
Bandana Dee: Here, we have the three victims-
Rosalina: Bandana Dee! Sometimes I don't know about you!
Banada Dee: Sorry! I mean testers, testing this course out. Just watch.
The two testers, Eggplant Wizard, and Vivi were being chased about by a single Monty Mole. It was trying to knock them off their feet. Eggplant Wizard and Vivi were running about now, and Eggplant Wizard ran into a tree and knocked himself out. Vivi was running now on the bottom of the planet (the gravity holds them up like in Galaxy). The Monty Mole approached him, and Vivi zapped him with a blot of lightning and disintegrate him.
Vivi: S-self defense.
Meanwhile, Zelda and Rosalina were chatting to eachother. Zelda loved to gossip, and seeing as she was the last girl left, she tended to say what she could.
Zelda: Like, I soooo predict that creepy mouse Daroach is going home next. What do you think girlfriend?
Rosalina: I can't weigh in on that, I'm a Host!
Zelda: Like, whatever.
Dry Bowser: Babes.
Fox: You said it.
Dry Bowser: I didn't say it, I said babes!
Fox: Yes, you just said it right now, don't deny it.
Dry Bowser: Who cares about it, let me out of here!
Dry Bowser slammed his hands against the bubble, and they all fell out.
Waddle Dee: We lost our attacker...
Waddle Dee tried chasing everyone around, but it didn't really work, they mostly just laughed. Luigi was hiding behind a tree in fear.
Waddle Dee: Let's see... Rosalina, come here.
Waddle Dee whispered in her ear, and she nodded her head.
Rosalina: Sorry guys.
Rosalina summoned a giant mole known as Major Burrows that shook everyone off their feet.
Rosalina: Last few people standing wins! The last three that is. Of course, there will be rounds too. Three people eliminated per round to advance!
Marth: Did it start now?
Marth's question was answered as Major Burrows tossed him right off the planet and he landed right into the bubble. Now everyone was scrambling and running around.
Waddle Dee, Eggplant Wizard, Rosalina, and Vivi all played cards on their own floating platform and watched them run about.
Waddle Dee: You can also use self defense!
They all checked their pockets, and didn't have anything to protect themselves. Their weapons were still gone.
Meta Knight: Anger.
Daroach: Heh...
Zelda saw Major Burrows rushing at him, and he held out her hands.
Zelda: Hey, could you um... go chase after someone other than me? You wouldn't want to ruin my complexion would you?
Major Burrows scratched his head, and clocked Zelda in the face, so she fell off the planet and bounced into the bubble. Daroach couldn't help but laugh. Game and Watch was being crafty, and he was around with Fox.
Fox: Alright partner, we each got to cover a side in order to not be hit by him. With both sides covered back to back, we surely can't get hit! Got it?
Game and Watch shrugged and ran off, only to have Major Burrows beat upon Fox mercilessly and chew at him.
Fox: Guahhhhh!
Fox was lifted to the same platform as the host and three assistants.
Vivi: G-good job guys! Sorry about killing the Monty Mole...
They were playing five card draw, and Eggplant Wizard was doing bad. He picked up a card from the deck, and screeched in joy.
Eggplant Wizard: Yeah, a royal flush! Ingenious, go Eggplant Wizard, it's my birthday! Wait, no it isn't.
Vivi, Waddle Dee, and Rosalina: ... We fold!
Eggplant: I won again!
Of course though, he had no chips, he kept revealing his hand so everyone always folded.
Waddle Dee: Round two now, we've added more Monty Moles!
The platform that was under their feet sank, and they were on the move again. Falcon was up against Major Burrows with Funky Kong.
Falcon: Down with you beast! Falcon... wait, hold on a second.
Falcon climbed and ran up the giant tree beside him. He then jumped off backwards and charged his fist.
Falcon: This will look so cool when I do a reverse falcon punch! And it'll hurt more! Now just to get the time right...wait, I'm still falling, am I too lat-
Falcon fell right upon the mole's spiky helmet. Then he tumbled off and Major Burrows whacked him into the bubble.
Funky: Screw this, i'm outta here!
Funky ran on all fours and pushed Meta Knight into a spike ball accidentally, and Major Burrows started pounding on him.
Meta Knight: Oaf!
Meta Knight was now in the bubble, and one more needed to go before the next round commenced.
Fawful: Jacket soy sauce! I'm am gliding off like a pixie with milkbeans!
While Fawful did that, Game and Watch turned sideways on the spot, and Ness, Dry Bowser, and Luigi climbed up a tree. Everyone else either hid, ran, or fought off some Monty Moles.
Ness: Wodw! It'sa niace sight uup hear!
Luigi: Yeah, it's a pretty cool, wouldn't you agree Dry Bowser?
Dry Bowser was busy smiling at his own devious plan.
Dry Bowser (thinking): Hmm, should I toss that green person down to the moles or the speech troubled boy nerd?
Ness (possesed by Geno): Hmm, should I toss that green person down to the moles or that bony ugly fellow?
Luigi (thinking): Ho ho! Should I break with Daisy and go with Rosalina, or be a playa'?
Dry Bowser: Screw it.
He tossed both Ness and Luigi down and the Monty Moles chewed on them, but both of them were hit at the same time, so they were both counted as out.
Waddle Dee: Two people out at the same time? Plus another three, that means that only two people will get immunity! Round three has Klap Traps and Spintops too!
Funky: All on one planet? Alright!
Rosalina: Next round start, I wish you could all win!
All the enemies on the small planet looked at the final five menacingly. Daroach made jumps over them, Game and Watch turned sideways...again. and Fawful ran up and down the planet.
Fawful: Man does these guys have fury!
Fury they did have, for Fawful was cornered between two Klap Traps, and the chewed on him until he fell off the planet from the force on him. Fawful was sitting in the bubble picking at his cape.
Marth: Who do you think's gonna win?
Meta Knight: Game and Watch and Daroach.
Daroach, Dry Bowser, Funky, and Game and Watch had their own plan. Dry Bowser and Funky were wrestling various Monty Moles, including Major Burrows himself. Dry Bowser was soon overwhelmed and chucked off the planet. Funky looked at the enemies in the eye.
Funky: Screw this!
Funky ran towards the unsuspecting Daroach, and Daroach held out his hands to protect himself from the incoming Funky.
Daroach: Did you just plan on trying to eliminate me?
Funky: Well uh, it IS an immunity challenge bro. We may be alligned in the game, but here it should be every man for themselves!
Daroach growled and stepped towards Funky while Major Burrows was scanning the area for Game and Watch.
Daroach: I don't care what you think pawn, you do NOT try to win this think for yourself without my permission! There can only be two winners for this challenge, and now I don't know if you deserve to get immunity with me now.
Funky finally had it. No one could hear them from the bubble.
Funky; Oh yeah? Well I refused to be controlled by you anyone you cloak wearing rat! Funky has his own cool game he's gonna play now, and you ain't gonna stop me! I love competiting, and I'm. Gonna. Compete!
Funky whipped out his coconut gun and pointed it at Daroach. Everyone who was watching from the sidelines gasped.
Fox: Wait a minute, how does he still have his weapon? I thought all the weapons were stolen!
Daroach: Let's not be too hasty here...
After Major Burrows gave up on Game and watch, he charged towards Funky and Daroach.
Daroach: Gotta fly!
Daroach swiftly tripped Funky and sped off. By the time Funky recovered and fired his gun, it was too late as he was smashed into the bubble. making Daroach and Game and Watch the winners. The bubble was opened and they all walked across a thin beam to the platform, but Dry Bowser lost his balance, and performed a Bowser Bomb attack. It made every single Monty Mole flip over upside down in their hole except for Major Burrows, who was ready to kill him, but he was dragged to safety by Rosalina in time.
Dry Bowser: Nice... saved by the chick.
Rosalina: You're welcome! Alright, hop on your Luma, and float back to your camp!
The Lumas went at light speed, so they were back in a blink of an eye. When they set up camp, they immediately began discussing what they saw. Not before Zelda critiqued Waluigi's lazy cleaning job. He cleaned up 3 pebbles and a stick.
Waluigi: My job is done. I'm getting some sleep.
Waluigi took the best bed (Link's old bed, which was better crafted by him before he left the island) and fell asleep happily for once. Daroach came skulking by, looking to set up his next elimination.
Daroach: See that Dry Bowser?
Daroach pointed over to Funky Kong and Falcon, sitting by the beach side and wrestling each other for a sand dollar washed up on shore.
Dry Bowser: Two idiots?
Daroach: No- well yes. But the fact that Funky had a weapon today. You know what that means?
Dry Bowser: Wait a minute, the cookies you gave me last time were crap!
Daroach: My apologies.
Dry Bowser: And why would I care if Funky had a weapon or not? I could care less if anyone here had a weapon! No one can take away my fire breath and claws!
Daroach scrunched his face up.
Daroach: Look, I'm getting rid of Funky tonight and I don't care if you're on board or not. Because personally, I don't need your vote.
Daroach walked off. Bowser scratched his skeletal head.
Bowser: Well that was kinda cool...for a nobody! Bwahaha!
Luigi, Zelda, Marth, and Fox formed a pact that was short two members since they last got together. ZSS and Krystal.
Luigi: The a monkey had a weapon!
Zelda: Totally! I knew something was up about him!
Marth: No you didn't, Krystal did and you just said "Yeah, whatever".
Zelda: Well as the only women left in this game, I'm saying it now! Funky is funky!
Fox's mouth quivered a bit from remembering Krystal.
Fox: Yeah! I miss my laser gun! Funky must know something!
Marth: So Funky's a good candidate for nomination, right?
Everyone agreed. They threw up a few more names like Meta Knight and Dry Bowser, then Daroach came slithering into the scene.
Daroach: Good evening. I understand Funky has a weapon, yes?
Marth: Well you WERE held up at gunpoint by one, so yes!
Daroach: Indeed indeed. Listen, he was the one who stole the weapons! During the scuffle, I saw him roll around and swipe everyone's weapons. Then he attacked Falcon since he also saw Funky take them!
Fox: I knew we couldn't trust the newcomers!
Daroach: Watch it. I just gave you this information didn't I?
Fox: Well, yes...sorry bout that. I'm just on edge.
Daroach nodded his head.
Daroach: Good for Funky then?
Luigi: I don't a see why not.
They all clapped hands, and Daroach snicked.
Daroach: Heh. Peons.
Fox: What was that Daroach?
Daroach forgot he was standing right next to the group as he said this.
Daroach: Err, uh, peons?
Fox: Yeah, that word!
Daroach began to sweat.
Fox: ...That is all.
Daroach walked off again.
Fox: Peons. I like that word! You are all peons!
Zelda: Like, can your rudeness when addressing me, peon.
Marth: Formalities for the win!
Ness: Deno.
Geno: Geno.
Ness: Jeenose.
Geno: GENO.
Ness: -
Geno: Look you'll never get it right.
Ness was once again bent over in a corner, appearing to talk to himself. The other group on the island, Fawful, Game and Watch, and Meta Knight were once again outcasted, having no decision in the votes yet. Dry Bowser was off looking for a 1 up mushroom in the forest in order to revive his skin. Daroach began to walk up to them again.
Meta Knight: He comes again.
Game and Watch: Beep!
Daroach approached the group and offered a little bow.
Fawful: Fishy tarts! The mouse of red cape barring comes forth again!
Daroach: So, how about that Funky Kong then?
Meta Knight: Disposal. Nice.
Daroach: Disposing my ally? No, he betrayed me by taking those weapons under my nose! He needs to go! If we can get rid of him, we can find the weapons!
Meta Knight: No.
Daroach: Pardon?
Fawful: The blue ball of shortness is right! How can we find our gear without the monkey duck confessing the location? Raddish tarts!
Daroach: We can track it without him, trust me. He's not that smart, it has to be close by. Have any other suggestions for people that should be voted out?
Meta Knight: You.
Daroach waved his arms.
Daroach: N-No!
Dry Bowser came trudging out of the forest overhearing this.
Dry Bowser: Yeah! That sounds pretty good!
Fawful: Cow pie! My agreeance is upon the suggestion of mouse with red cape!
Game and watch held a thumbs up.
Daroach: Fine! Vote me! Funky will go home tonight!
Daroach dashed away, noticing Ness in the corner muttering to himself. Knowing that he just put himself in a dangerous position, he decided to avoid Ness in asking for a vote and left.
Ness: Hei doesnoet wwint meye opineon? Howw ruod!
Geno: No kidding Ness. Shall we vote for him tonight?
Ness: OK!
Ness then mumbled to himself more and twitched.
Geno: Everything alright there kid?
Ness: ...Gigyasss...Gigyass...O! Evereeting es feye Gino!
Geno raised a concerned eyebrow. Surely his assertive training wasn't breaking down Ness too much, was it?
Funky and Falcon were now hanging out on top of a very high mountain north of the forest. Because they decided it would be much cooler to do so.
Falcon: Wow bro! I can't believe we actually decided to hike this monster of a mountain! Radical!
Funky: Rock on brother!
Falcon: So, what do you think is going on down there? Think they're plotting the votes?
Funky: Probably. But they're all cool with us, so it's all good!
They clapped hands. Silence set in for a moment as they stared at the horizon.
Funky: So, are we voting for Daroach dog?
Falcon's eyes opened up.
Falcon: What? Really?
Funky: Yeah! I've had it with his controlling attitude!
Falcon: I don't know, maybe he was just stressed man.
Funky: No! I've really had it with him! We must eliminate him! Then we can be our own men!
Falcon: Then...we'll live?
Funky: We live man. We live.
Falcon and Funky were just about to shake hands, when Daroach appeared behind them, almost making Funky fall of the side of the mountain from being startled.
Funky: Woah man! How'd you do that?!
Daroach: I tele- walked. Because I was worried about you.
Funky: What? Like hell you were!
Daroach: No really. I got mad out there, I always wanted to win a challenge. To...be as much of a powerhouse as you and Falcon.
Falcon: ...Is that true man?
Daroach: Very much so. I'm terribly sorry for my attitude out there. Especially to you, Funky. I realized with you guys, I'm not much out here. Friends?
Falcon and Funky pondered for a moment. They then both clapped Daroach on the back, almost making him fall off.
Funky: Awesome bro! Who are we voting out tonight then?
Daroach: Oh, we're voting out...
Daroach used the first name that came to his head from the All Stars.
Daroach: Meta Knight.
Falcon: Why?
Daroach: I don't trust him. Do you trust him, concealing all his plans behind that mask?
Funky and Falcon clashed their heads together.
Funky and Falcon: Nope!
Daroach: Meta Knight it is!
Daroach pretended to walk down the mountain side, then teleported to the bottom.
Daroach: Hehe...
His sprout under his hat shook a bit.
Ganondorf: How devious, friend.
Daroach: Yeah yeah. I know.
Ganondorf: Would it of killed you though to actually push them off the mountain when you were up there? Cause some injuries, bleeding?
Daroach: Grr, I'm sly and slick, not a sadistic person who dwells in physically hurting others like you!
Ganondorf: If this plan doesn't work out Daroach, you know what happens to you, right?
Daroach: ...
The All Stars were approaching the REJECTANCE room by nightfall. It was a long walk as Fox decided to crack some awfully told jokes on the way there in order to try and forget Krystal.
Fox: ...So I said to Wolf, that's not an Arwing, that's Krystal! Funny right guys?
Dry Bowser: Would you shut up? That's the 6th unfunny joke involving Krystal already! I'm funnier than that, and I won't even try! ...Goomba.
Fawful giggled a little. Not much else.
Dry Bowser: Better than you fur face!
Rosalina floated about the room, tidying things up, making sure the room looked good. A few more games were added to the walls and floors, like Superman 64 and Big Rigs. Marth caught a glance of the games as he walked in.
Marth: Those games are vile! As if this room wasn't depressing enough!
Rosalina: Sorry Marth, I have to put the most rejected things in the room. I still got to decorate the back too! Bandana Dee, can you take over for a bit?
Rosalina floated into the voting center, and Bandana Dee's face quivered, waiting to release his punchline.
Bandana Dee: Like you guys!
Silence. Ness coughed.
Bandana Dee: I'm never gonna get that cruelty vibe nailed like Stanley...So, how's things?
A few grunts and mutters were uttered.
Bandana Dee: Any...comments, questions...anything?
A whisper or two came out, along with Fawful secretly pointing at him followed by Game and Watch silently beeping. Rosalina floated back in.
Rosalina: Hello there sweeties.
An uproar of talking started up.
Luigi: Hi-a Rosalina! How is it being a host?
Fox: How may homeless people now prowl the streets in brand new Landmasters?
Dry Bowser: Why does nobody love me?!
Everyone turned around and looked shocked at Dry Bowser. Even Meta Knight.
Dry Bowser: ...Joking! What, it was funnier than Fox!
Zelda: That is very true! So, we should all gossip about camplife now right?
Rosalina: Certainly All Stars! First, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: No. Go away.
Rosalina: Ok...Zelda!
Zelda: Certainly! Ask away!
Rosalina: Is there any sort of groups formed on the island right now?
Zelda: Yes, there's me, Luigi, Fox, and Marth. Then there's Bowser, Fawful, and Ness, the outcast. Then there's Daroach, Falcon, and Funky. Then there's Meta Knight, the super outcast...
Daroach: Way to label people, princess.
Zelda: It's soooo true. We do have the numbers. We're the biggest united group on this island!
Daroach: That's true. But without a sense of logic, it can all fall apart. Take that to heed, your highness.
Eggplant Wizard can strolling out of the backroom.
Eggplant Wizard: Ooooh, spicy!
Bandana Dee: It's past your bedtime.
Eggplant Wizard: But-
Bandana Dee: GO!
He sulked as he walked back.
Rosalina: Go tuck him in please sweetie?
Bandana Dee grumbled and left the room. Rosalina continued.
Rosalina: Before we get to the votes, just give an idea here, who is the most untrustworthy person at the moment?
A few fingers pointed to Daroach, but most actually pointed to Funky. Funky stood up.
Funky: What! Is is because I'm a newcomer! That it? Outrageous!
Fox: No, it's because...you stole our weapons!
Everyone glared at Fox.
Luigi: (Fox, you were a supposed to keep that a secret)
Funky's face turned bright red.
Funky: WHAT?! YOU THINK I STOLE THE WEAPONS?! It wasn't me, it was...
Everyone approached him. Daroach glanced at Funky under his hat, giving him a thumbs up and pointing at Meta Knight.
Funky: ...Meta Knight?
They all took a glance towards Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: Lies.
Rosalina: That's enough, time to vote! Funky, you first!
Funky walked up and approached the pot. Then Luigi, Falcon, Daroach, Marth, also did the same. Eventually, everyone voted and Rosalina floated to grab the pot. towering over the table it was on unlike Stanley. She was quite the tall woman.
Rosalina: Time to do this! My first vote reading, I'm so excited! How about you guys?
Falcon cheered a bit. He tried clapping hands with Funky, but Funky was a bit too worried to notice him.
Rosalina: Here we go! First vote: Meta Knight.
Meta Knight raised an eyebrow under his mask.
Rosalina: Second vote: Meta Knight.
Falcon whispered to Funky.
Falcon: See man, we're all good!
Rosalina: Third and fourth vote: Daroach.
Daroach: How cute. They actually meant it.
Rosalina: Fourth and fifth vote: Daroach
Daroach twiddled his fingers a bit. If one more vote came up for him, he'd be out.
Rosalina: Sixth vote...Funky.
Funky whispered to Daroach.
Funky: The rest are for Meta Knight, right?
Daroach didn't reply.
Rosalina Seven, eight, nine, ten, and eleven are for one person. The position of 13th in this competition goes to...Funky Kong.
Funky Kong: No! D-Daroach! I thought you had me covered!
Daroach: Sorry. No one tries to defy me and hold me at gunpoint.
Funky: Snake in the grass! He stole the weapons guys! Please believe me!
Funky looked that the group, bid farewell, and was about to hop in the cannon. Falcon walked up to him.
Falcon: Before you go, manly hug bro.
Falcon and Funky clapped each other on the back, pounded fists, and Funky hopped in the cannon and was sent back home.
Funky: Rosalina, call meeeeeee!
Funky disappeared in the clouds.
Rosalina: What a council! How exciting! See you all soon!
The All Stars headed back relatively silent. Falcon walked in front of Daroach's path, sneered at him, and continued walking. For Falcon, he was going to make things change around camp. When they all turned in for the night, Daroach snicked and headed towards DK junior's old bed, forgotten about way over on the other side of the island where DK Junior built it in order to get first dibs of the bananas from the trees. He moved the bed to the side and looked under it, expecting a hole filled with the All Stars weapons.
Daroach: Hey, where'd they go?!
The hole was empty.
Falcon: Meta Knight
Funky: Meta Knight
Meta Knight: Daroach
Game and Watch: Daroach
Ness: Daroach
Dry Bowser: Daroach
Luigi: Funky
Zelda: Funky
Marth: Funky
Fox: Funky
Daroach: Funky
Meta Knight: Unity. Odd.
Falcon: I'm going to make Daroach pay!
Daroach: That was close. But handled well.
Funky, final words: I can't believe I was sold out by Daroach! Oh well, go Falcon! Heck, go everyone! Teh Shaw!
Waddle Dee, Vivi, and Rosalina talking.
Waddle Dee: Why is Eggplant Wizard asleep already?
Rosalina: He said it was passed his bedtime. I tucked him in...since we woke up after you did, gave him a good night's kiss, and gave him a Luma to protect him while he sleeps. He even had a purple blanket.
Waddle Dee: You kissed him goodnight?
Rosalina: Everyone needs a kiss good night.
Waddle Dee: Well... it's time I hit the sack, gooood night everyone!
Waddle Dee fell asleep in his chair. Rosalina was going to kiss him, but a Luma floated near him and kissed him for her.
Rosalina: That should do.
Vivi: Yes it shall.