Crazy trouble with love

Female Sasuke/Sasukia and Naruto

Series: Naruto

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-Konoha, Outside a dango stand-

"Hey Sasuke-Teme." Naruto said while pointing his finger at him. "I dare you to use my Sexy No Jutsu!"

"Tch, forget it." he scoffed biting into his dango.

"I knew it," Naruto chuckled. "You're scared." 'Damn it, now I owe Kiba ten bucks.'

"No, I have more important things to do than a childish jutsu like that."

"Well if you don't want to," Natuto mock sighed. "I guess I can't give you that Shadow Clone technique for trying it."

"I can get stronger without it." he dismissed.

"Fine," he grumbled. "But if you use the sexy no jutsu one time….I will…"

"Will what?"

"...call you my better." He said with with his teeth grinding.

Sasuke smirked and finished his dango before standing up. "Alright, but don't try backing out of it. I'll do your lame jutsu."

"Ok ok." He said while trying not to strangle him. "Now do you need some help with this? It's a little difficult to do."

"Tch, I've seen you do it before. It's easy." he smirked before crossing his fingers over each other. "Sexy No Jutsu!" He then transformed into a sexy woman with long black pigtails and a set of D cup breasts.

However unbenounced to either one of them, Orochimaru's curse seal started to disrupt the jutsu as Sasuke started to gain black seals on her body as they became permanently ingrained into the skin.

"What the?" spoke Naruto seeing them while Sasuke was confused before crying out as he grabbed his neck and felt enormous amounts of burning pain.

"What's happening to me!" He cried before the pain stopped as a tattoo of a third eye appeared on the forehead. Sasuke looked around and then 'his' body. "Um...why am I naked?"

"Uh, that's part of the jutsu, you can dispel it easy." spoke Naruto.

"Huh? A jutsu?" She said confused. "I'm not in a jutsu, you silly baka."

Naruto blinked and shook his head. "You can drop the act teme, you won already. You're my better."

"What act?" She asked now really confused. "I'm fine and why did you just say that?"

"Seriously Sasuke, I get it, now you're just showing off." he frowned.

"Sasuke? My names Sasukia." She frowned. "Did you get hit with a hammer?"

Naruto groaned and paid for his meal and started walking away. "You wanna play oblivious? Go ahead, but I'm not falling for it."

"Hey come back!" She said running towards Naruto. "Don't leave your best friend alone and naked on the street!"

"I told you! Just dispel the jutsu and you'll be back to normal, and are you sure you didn't eat some bad dango?" he spoke in annoyance.

She frowned. "You're so mean Naruto-kun."

"And you're pushing this stupid act!" he shouted before jumping on the roof of a building and started jumping across others to get away.

"Naruto-kun!" Sasukia called out while jumping across the roofs as well. "Come back!"

'Why is he calling me that? And why is he staying like that? I got it! He's trying to get me to lower my guard and then get the last laugh on me!'

"Naruto-kun!" She called out before appearing in front of him. "Stop running, please. It's really hurting my heart."

He didn't expect that and crashed into her before both fell down the roof and crashed into a stand.

"Ow…"

"Naruto." Growled a pink haired girl who was underneath him.

"Ah! Sorry Sakura-chan!" he cried out getting off her.

"Oh?" Sasukia said while getting up. "Hello Sakura-buta."

She turned to Sasukia. "Uh, who are you?"

"Names Sasukia Uchiha." She smiled falsely. "And Naruto-Kun's best friend."

"Then how come I've never seen you around?"

"I was out of town for a few years," she smiled. "And I just came back a few hours ago."

"Then how come he hasn't mentioned you?"

"Because he didn't know I was coming back." She chuckled. "I was trying to surprise him."

"Oh, well if this baka gives you any trouble, just let me know."

Sasukia frowned at that before grinning. "Ok Sakura-buta."

"And I'm not a pig." she frowned.

"Then why are you pink like one?"

"This is my natural hair color." she replied with a growl.

"So that ass is naturally big and flabby as well?" She laughed as Sakura and Naruto looked at her in shock. "Or does all the fat go straight to your forehead?"

'Oh crap.' Naruto thought as Sakura started to get REALLY angry at the jap to her forehead.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

"I said," Sasukia grinned while her eyes changed into the Sharingan. "Your forehead is so fat, it's bigger than the moon!"

Sakura's eyes widened seeing the eyes before Sasukia lunged and kicked her back with one foot.

"Now Sakura-buta." She grinned while kicking her harder. "You better not call Naruto-kun that any more or else~"

"Ah! OW! Stop that!" she cried out while trying to block the kicks.

"Not until you either stop calling Naruto-kun names or," she grabbed her by the hair. "Until I break your bones~"

"A-Alright! I'll stop!" she spoke in fear.

"Good," she smiled while letting her go. "Now apologize to Naruto-kun."

"S-Sorry Naruto." spoke Sakura while scooting away from Sasukia.

"Thank you," she smiled while pointing to the exit. "Now get."

She hurried out while Naruto was utterly shocked.

"Naruto-kun," Sasukia smiled while hugging the boy. "Want to hang out? Maybe have some dinner?"

"Uh, maybe?" he spoke while feeling her chest against him and blushed. 'Woah, they even feel real.'

"Ok, let's go!" She smiled while walking out only to bump into Anko. "Oof. Oh hello Anko-sensei."

Said sensei blinked and nodded. "Hello. Hey Naruto, I didn't know you hung out with naked chicks. Always knew you had a little pervert just waiting to get out." she teased.

"...can you not make fun of Naruto-kun." Sasukia frowned. "It's rude."

"And I'm not a pervert! This is just Sasuke-teme putting up an act using my jutsu, and he won't drop it." spoke Naruto with a blush.

"I told you I'm Sasukia Uchiha." She frowned. "And I'm not acting."

"Just grab her chest and you can tell it's Sasuke." Naruto told Anko.

Anko did so and well. "Sorry but they're the real deal Naruto."

"Well….I got it! If he gets knocked out, the jutsu will dispel then." spoke Naruto with a smile.

"If you say so." Anko sweatdropped as she hit Sasukia on the head.

"Ow! That hurts!" She growled while NOT returning to normal.

"Nope." spoke Anko before noticing the marks on the girl's arms.

"What are you looking at Anko-sensei?" Sasukia asked confused.

"Hold still." Anko looked the back of Sasukia's neck and saw the curse mark. "You really are Sasuke Uchiha, but why the hell are you pretending to be a girl with the mark this far out? You need to talk to Lady Tsunade now."

"Hey let go!" She growled before a large bat wing came out of her back and smacked Anko away. "It's not a curse mark, it's a tattoo!"

Anko skidded back and grew serious. "Naruto, get away from her. That curse mark must have messed with her head."

Before Naruto could run, Sasukia grabbed him. "Don't run. I just wanted to hang out with you Naruto-kun."

'This makes no sense.' thought the blonde as Anko and Sasukia stared each other down.

"Why are you trying to take me away from Naruto-kun?" She glared while her third eye tattoo glowed a dark red.

"Because that curse mark is messing with you and it needs to be checked." spoke Anko pulling out kunais in between her fingers.

"You're wrong!" She growled as her third eye opened up revealing a red serpent like eye. "The only one messed up is you!"

Naruto gulped as Sasukia got another bat wing from her back and started flapping them.

"Don't worry." She smiled. "I will protect you from the stripper."

"Hey! I'm not the one naked!" Anko called out with a tick mark.

"Tell that to your fat tits." She called out. "They're so big they're bigger than a human head!"

Anko steamed up and lunged at her before Sasukia flew up and dodged her with Naruto going wide eyed at how far they went in that one move.

"Try again fat tits!" Sasukia mocked before a huge slug landed on her. "GAH!"

"AH!" cried out Naruto as they crashed with the slug on them. "Ow."

"Ow…" Sasukia groaned as Tsunade walked towards them. "Hello Lady Tsunade….ow."

"What's going on here? I heard from Sakura Sasuke was acting weird, I see you flying, and what looks like the curse mark on your arms."

"Who's Sasuke?" She asked confused. "Is that a type of ramen?"

Tsunade raised an eyebrow and looked at Anko. "Anko, explain."

"I actually don't know besides the fact of the Curse mark being on his body."

"It's a tattoo! And I'm a girl!" Sasukia yelled.

"Well we'll find out what's going on after you come with me." replied Tsunade walking over and picking Sasukia up from under her slug.

"Can you get Naruto-kun out too?" She asked. "I think he might have some broken bones."

Tsunade nodded to the slug who poofed away as Naruto groaned and picked himself up.

-Tsunade's office-

"Can I go now?" Sasukia asked while sitting on a chair. "I need to get ready for that outing tonight with Naruto-kun."

"Sure, go right ahead."

"Thanks." She smiled before looking down at her body. "Um...can I borrow your clothes Lady Tsunade?"

"No, but I do think you should live with Anko for now, so you can ask her for some."

"...fine," she sighed. "But can I at least have some clothes now? Maybe your assistant's clothes?"

"Shizune! Get in here!"

"Yes Tsunade-sama?" She called out while running into the room.

"I need you to give Sasukia your clothes."

"What!?" She said in shock. "B-But I need them right now."

"No not that!" Sasukia deadpanned. "Your spare clothes…..stupid Shizune-baka…." She grumbled the last part to herself.

That got her a punch to the head from Tsunade. "Next time be more clear on what you mean."

"Ow." She grumbled while her third eye activated again. "That hurts!"

"Shizune, lend her your spare clothes." she ordered before turning to Sasukia. "And if you don't shut that eye, I'll stitch it shut."

Sasukia gulped before the eye closed. "Y-Yes Lady Tsunade."

"Good." she smiled as Shizune came back with her spare clothes and handed them to Sasukia. "After your date, head to Anko's house and let her know you'll be staying with her for a while."

"Ai!" She nodded before grabbing the clothes and dressing in front of them. "...wait….a d-date!" She blushed.

"You asked him out while naked. Weird, but I'm not judging." she shrugged.

Sasukia blushed before finally getting dressed. "Mmm….needs something." She then activated her wings as holes formed on the back before they receded back into her body. "Much better."

"Just don't go streaking, now get out." sweatdropped Tsunade.

"Yes Lady Tsunade no Gama." She said before walking out. That got her another punch to the head from the medic. "Ow! What was that for?"

"I'm not some toad." she frowned. "Want me to throw you out the window so you're not late?"

"...ok Lady Tsunade no orochi." She said before getting grabbed by Tsunade. 'Crap! I should have zipped my mouth!'

"Window it is." she smiled before walking over and smashed a window and hurled Sasukia out.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" She screamed before crash landing into a certain ramen shop. "Ow…"

"You alright?" asked Naruto walking over.

"No," she said as her head was stuck in a pot. "My heads stuck and it smells like noodles in here!"

"You're in the soup." sweatdropped Teuchi.

"Oh….can someone get it off me?" She asked before Ayame pulled the pot off of her face. "Thanks."

"And I thought Naruto liked Ramen." joked Ayame with said male taking a seat at the counter.

"Tell that to Lady Tsunade." Sasukia grumbled as she took a seat as well. "She threw me here for adding Gama and Orochi at the end of her name…"

"Bad move." spoke Naruto.

"Yea," she sighed. "Oh also Naruto-kun, like the outfit? Shizune lent me this."

"Yeah, it looks good on you. How about me?"

"Anything you wear is great on you Naruto-kun." She smiled while Naruto felt a blush coming on.

'Why am I blushing? She..he...whatever! Is still the same guy who's given me shit.'

"Ayame." Sasukia called out. "One Naruto special please?"

"Coming right up."

"Thanks." She smiled before asking. "Do you have any sake?"

"Yeah, you want to order some?"

"Yes and make it a whole bottle." She grinned while Naruto momentary saw Tsunade's image in place of Sasukia.

"You got it." Ayame called back.

Sasukia smiled before turning to Naruto. "Are you ok? You have been nervous since I got here."

"Really? I hadn't noticed."

"Is it because I was naked earlier?" She asked while cocking her head to the side. "Or was it because I protected you from Sakura-buta?"

"Uh, naked." he replied.

"Oh," she looked away. "Sorry about that. I didn't know it would make you nervous." she glanced at him. "Did you like it though?"

"One Naruto special and a bottle of sake." Ayame called out while giving Sasukia a huge bowl of ramen and a bottle of sake.

"Thanks," she smiled. "You're really nice, especially as a sister figure for Naruto-kun."

"Thanks." she smiled before turning to Naruto. "What'll you have Naruto?"

"Um...same thing but without the sake."

"Alright, I'll be right back."

Sasukia smiled. "So how's your day? Did you think about me?"

"W-Why would you say that?" he blushed.

"Because you," she blushed. "Were looking at my breasts and ass."

He blushed while Teuchi chuckled overhearing them.

"That and you started to blush when I hugged you." Sasukia giggled. "It was so cute."

He looked away with a brighter blush just as Ayame came out with the large bowl of ramen.

Sasukia chuckled before finishing her bowl. "Yum, this Naruto special is so good, just like the real Naruto-kun."

He blushed before digging into the food to try and distract himself. 'Stop blushing!'

"Naruto-kun." She smiled while taking a sip of sake. "Were you thinking of me again?"

"N-No!" he cried out while trying to hide his face behind the bowl.

"Oh," she frowned. "But I was thinking of you Naruto-kun."

"Oh? Sounds like you like him." teased Ayame.

Sasukia blushed while stuttering. "I-I….I just like him as a friend...a really kind and best friend…"

"Hear that Naruto? Sounds like someone's quite the ladies man lately." chuckled Teuchi.

Naruto blushed beet red as Sasukia looked away with a blush.

"...Mmm?" She then noticed a picture of a red haired woman with a blond haired man. "Who are they? They look happy."

Teuchi turned and frowned. "Close friends, but they passed away a long time ago."

"Oh," she frowned while clutching her hand. "Were they in love by chance?"

"More than that, they were married."

Sasukia looked at them in surprise. "Really?! They married? Did they propose here by chance?"

"Well the guy did try to propose, but his wife didn't realize he was because she was scarfing down ramen like it was going out of style."

"Kind of like…." She then realized something that shocked her to the core. 'Naruto-kun!'

"Kind of like?" spoke Ayame confused.

"Um….like Lady Tsunade with sake." She lied while still processing the information in her head. 'If Naruto-kun is like that woman...then that means….by God! They're his parents!'

Naruto sighed as he set the bowl down. "Great as always!"

Sasukia then hugged him. "It's rude to leave without your...date."

Naruto looked at her in shock while Ayame and Teuchi chuckled at the sight.

"So Naruto-kun," she said before kissing him on the cheek. "Will you continue to date me, as my boyfriend?"

"N-N-N-Nani!?"

Sasukia looked confused. "Why are you so shocked Naruto-kun?" 'Was it too strong of a confession?'

'She's asking me to be her boyfriend? That can't happen! I mean, she's technically a he! So would it be weird if I agreed, or not? Gah! This is insane!'

Sasukia sighed. "If you don't want to be my boyfriend it's fine…" She cried a little before walking out of the shop. "I won't...be mad...Naruto-kun."

The three looked at her going while Teuchi pulled Naruto into a headlock.

"Naruto, it's none of my business if you get with her or not, but when remember this. When a girl cries, it's best to be there to help stop those tears."

"Especially after said girl wanted to be your girlfriend." Ayame frowned. "It's just plain rude to make a girl's heart break like that."

"Now go after her and dry those tears of hers." urged Teuchi.

"Or no ramen forever." Ayame threatened as Naruto paled at that.

"Alright I'm going!" He got out before running after Sasukia. "Sasukia! Wait up!"

She turned as all three of her eyes were covered in tears. "N-Naruto-kun?"

"Sasukia, I'm just….surprise is all. I mean, I didn't expect that question just after one date." he spoke rubbing the back of his head.

"Well, I'm sorry." she looked down. "I guess I got caught up in the moment. I'm sorry."

"No, it's alright, it's just that….I didn't expect you to want me to be your boyfriend."

Sasukia looked away. "Well...who wouldn't be the girlfriend of such a cute guy like you…Naruto-kun..."

"Well….if it helps…..I think you're cute too." he spoke with a blush.

"R-Really?!" She blushed. "Y-You think I'm...c-cute?"

He nodded while looking away before finding himself hug-tackled by her.

"Thank you Naruto-kun!" She cried out. "I love you!"

He looked at her in even more surprise while Teuchi and Ayame cheered in the background hearing that.

However, a certain Hyuga just walked by where the declaration was made. And she looked pissed.

"G-Get away from Naruto-kun!" Hinata called out with her byakugan active.

"Oh? And why?" frowned Sasukia activating her sharingan.

"B-Because he's mine." She blushed.

"...that's just stupid." Sasukia remarked. "Last time I checked, Naruto was in no relationship, meaning he's single."

"But-"

"Now listen," Sasukia growled. "He's not someone's property, nor is he a piece of ramen. So you either walk away or," her wings appeared on her back as her third eye appeared. "I will make you."

"Eep!" jumped Hinata before she ran away in fear.

"What a mausu." Sasukia sighed while her wings and third eye retreated back into her body. "So...Naruto-kun."

"Yeah?"

"Can you do me a favor?" She asked with a blush.

"Well what is it?"

"Can you…." She blushed redder. "Kiss me?"

This time he blushed brighter and scratched his cheek. "Um...s-sure…"

Sasukia closed her eyes and waited. 'This is it...my first kiss~'

Chu

Sasukia opened her eyes and blushed as Naruto kissed her lips. She was jumping inside and wrapped her arms around his neck to deepen the kiss.

"Aw," Ayame smiled. "They're so cute."

"Looks like I'll have to get a photo for them to hang up." smiled Teuchi.

"Naruto-kun," Sasukia smiled as they broke the kiss. "Thank you….my cute foxy ninja~"

He blushed and chuckled at the nickname while still inwardly conflicted. 'Ok, still gonna need to get use to this. Especially since she use to be my male teammate.'