Emperor Pilaf stood before the glowing dragon balls. "Eternal Dragon! Come forth!" he cried. A golden light exploded from the seven jewels. The tiny ruler laughed maniacally as he stared at it while his cohorts shielded their eyes. Finally, his wish was going to come true! He would be ruler of the entire Earth and there was no way for anyone to stop him! He had those brats locked away and they had no way out. His eyes widened in glee as the dragon took form from the light.

Little did he know, those meddling kids were not so secure as they thought. "GALIC GUN!" Vegeta cried, blowing a hole through the wall, big enough for all of them to fit through.

Bulma and Goku smiled while Yamcha, Oolong, and Puar looked on in shock. "W-Woah…" Yamcha said, "I didn't know the guy was that strong!"

"Remind me to never get him angry!" Oolong muttered, "I don't want to end up as a pork roast."

"That was awesome!" Goku exclaimed, "That's the best I've seen of that move yet! We should work on it together. Maybe we can figure out a way to combine it with the Kamehameha wave once I master it!"

"You're the best Vegeta!" Bulma said, giving him a peck on the cheek. The Saiyan blushed slightly and looked away, crossing his arms over his chest. He had gotten used to much of the blue-haired girl's mannerisms, including her temper and somewhat vain nature. He even started admiring her intelligence. However, he had yet get used to her flirtiness and her choices in displaying affection.

"Oh no," Yamcha shouted, "He's already summoned the dragon!" He pointed out to an open field where a large green being could be seen.

"No! My wish!" Bulma whined, "We're too late!"

Vegeta glared at the spot in the field where the emperor was. "No we're not!" he said. He then scooped Bulma up bridal style.

"Hey! What are you-" Bulma cried. He then took off towards the field with her in his arms. Goku hailed the nimbus and flew after them. Yamcha and the others looked on in surprise for a moment before starting to climb down the tower.

...

The three landed a few paces behind them. Shu and Mai turned to look at them in surprise and fear. "Uhhh...Emperor?" Shu stuttered.

"Not now, Shu, I'm busy!" Pilaf snapped, not turning around. "Dragon!" he cried, "I have but one wish! I wish to-" He was cut off, however, as Vegeta ran up to him and punted him from behind. The tiny emperor screamed as he flew past the dragon and across the sky, disappearing with a twinkle in the distance.

"Emperor!" Shu and Mai cried. Their jaws he dropped as they watched him fly away. They were pulled out of their shock as Goku jumped in front of the, power pole poised for attack. The two screamed and ran away.

"Alright, Bulma!" Goku said, "You can go ahead and make your wish!"

"Thanks you guys!" she said hugging them both. She then turned to the dragon. "Alright! I'm ready to make my wish!" she said.

"State your desire, and I shall grant it," the dragon bellowed.

"I wish…" She said, "For the perfect boyfriend for me!"

Vegeta faltered as he stared at her with disbelief as the dragon's eyes began to glow. He had been curious as to what her wish was, but he hadn't thought it would have been something so ridiculous! A boyfriend?! Really?! He risked his life for her over and over so she could wish for a boyfriend?! He was about to tell her off for it, when he suddenly felt a tingling sensation overcome him. He looked down to see himself surrounded in a strange red light, much like the light emanating from the dragon's eyes. Neither Goku nor Bulma seemed to notice as they stared up at the dragon. Vegeta's eyes widened as realization hit him. Did this mean what he thought it meant?

The light surrounding him subsided as the light in the dragon's eyes did. "It is done. I will take my leave," the Eternal Dragon roared.

Bulma looked confused. "Wait, you didn't do anything!" she cried, "You didn't grant my wish! Get back here you scaley jerk!" But it was too late. The dragon disappeared and the dragon balls were scattered. "But I didn't get my wish!" she lamented, "What a rip off!"

"Maybe the dragon didn't do anything because it was already answered," Goku said with a shrug. Vegeta looked away awkwardly.

"What do you mean? Is my boyfriend already here?" she asked.

"Well…" Vegeta started.

"Bulma!" Yamcha called. Everyone turned to see Yamcha, Oolong, and Puar riding towards them in a capsule scooter. He stopped in front of them. "What happened? Did Pilaf get his wish?" he asked.

Bulma stared at him for a moment before a huge grin broke out over her face. "No," she said, "but I got mine!" she then threw her arms around him. Yamcha blushed as Puar and Oolong looked on in surprise. Goku looked confused and Vegeta's eye twitched as his face went blank. Did...did that just really happen? "Come on! Let's get out of here, Yamcha!" she said as they hopped on the scooter. She hugged him from behind as they did so.

"O-ok…" Yamcha stuttered, still blushing.

Vegeta groaned and ran his hands down his face. Well this was just great. Not only were they stuck in the middle of nowhere and the dragon balls had been wasted on a stupid wish, but now his apparent "perfect match" was convinced that hers was someone else. Well, at least nothing else could go wrong.

"Hey, why is Goku just staring at the moon?" Oolong asked.

Vegeta's eyes flew open in horror. "Oh Kami damnit…" he thought.

Happy Easter everyone! This isn't really a crossover chapter, but I thought it would be funny to write. Enjoy!