Death XI: Jealousy
"Come on pipsqueak. Just this once."
"No. I-I can't—this is his office. He'll come in and—"
Roy Mustang could not believe his ears. He had just been returning from a meeting with General Hakuro, and had stopped for a cup of coffee, when he heard voices from within his office.
Familiar voices.
"What's the matter Fullbitty? Afraid your boyfriend will show up and bust us."
A rough voice whispered, which Roy immediately recognized its owner as the wretched homunculus known as Envy, its tone dripping with venom, and sadistic pleasure. There was a conspiracy going on in central HQ and he was going to get to the bottom of it, especially when the other occupant squeaked in response.
"S-stop! Don't come any closer! "
"C'mon it's just…one…kiss."
The Colonel could not believe his ears. This creature…this vile, despicable DEMON… that murdered his best friend and made his life a living hell, was trying to kiss Fullmetal. HIS Fullmetal! Over his dead body would he let that happen. Slowly, Roy reached into his belt and pulled out his small revolver, eyes blazing with rage and… jealousy? Why would he be jealous of the gender confused freak? Edward was his, his love, his everything! That bastard was going to die. Smashing open the door with all the forced of an NYPD officer, the colonel turned and fired into the room, the bullets meeting their target with a satisfying squelch.
Just when he was about to comfort his love, with all the bravado of a soap opera hero, he turned around.
Only to find he had missed his target…
…and hit Fullmetal.
"Noooooooooooooooooooo!"
*requested by 9 shadowcat9
(Ps: I Faith Altoire do not have a preferance for Royed fanfics, or any other FMA yaoi pairings. The only relationship I am fond of seeing these two in are of the parental sort. However 9shadowcat9 is a loyaql fan and this story is supposed to run on requests... I do however instist that no one else request anything relating to yaoi, because I'm scarred enough as it is... thank you)
Omake: Meet Dahlia and Mutt. ( Written by Dahlia and Mutt)
A tall, dark haired young man walks across the now blank writing screen. He carries with him a large stack of handwritten papers, and is followed closely by a short, bubbly girl. He stops in front of a magically appearing desk and neatly places the papers to the side, helping his small companion onto the top.
He clears his throat and retrieves one of the papers.
"Hello, readers of 100 ways to die Ed Elric style. I am Mutt and this…' here he gestures to the girl on table. "…is Dahlia. We are Faith's editors and best friends, and are here to relay a few messages she sent with us to you."
Dahlia: "Faith wishes to apologize if her latest chapters have been out of sorts. She was hit with a rather graphic Elricest porn bomb a few weeks ago, and her mind has not yet fully recovered. When it does she will be released from her holding cell in the rehab center down the block and be able to actually write, instead of dictating to us from the cold gray bars."
Mutt: "Snicker* She also wants us to tell you that she has decided to post both Flying Dreams and Children of Flammel first, so keep an eye out for the first chapters. Also she has a birthday gift for Dahlia coming up too, a FMA version of Alice in wonderland. She writes here in her note that yes she knows how stupid that sounds, but bare with her as it is a gift to her best friend and she promises that it will be entertaining to say the least."
Dahlia: "Faith's web page is almost up! Come read your favorite stories with music, videos, and illustrations. Check her profile to see when it's done."
Mutt: "She left some notes here for specific reviewers so I'm just gonna read them as is…
To the reviewer who calls themselves hammi:
"Faith agrees with the killing of Alphonse notion, it really pains her to do so but sometimes it is necessary. Thank you for your review: 3"
To the reviewer who calls themselves CookieMonster:
" Yes it is true that Ling ate more than a hundred of the bananas, but he stopped way before Ed did, and plus he ate them in intervals so the potassium could be absorbed easily into his system. Plus he is Xinganese he mostly has a motabalism greater than Ed's. See? :3 Thank you for the brilliant question and review."
Mutt: Alright well it's time to go. We apologize if are writing sucks in comparison to Faith's, but we don't major in it like she does.
Dahlia: Also Faith said to tell you all that the other stories such as cupboard soldiers and Alchemist of oz, will be posted as well so don't worry if you voted for them, also please check out the final chapter of to wish upon she is dying to get a response, and don't forget about this story because it will be constantly updated because once she starts something she won't stop until it's finished.
Bye bye!