…Hi.
*Gets hit in the face with a rotten banana*
*Wipes it off* Ugh. Gross. Probably deserved that, though.
Sorry, guys. I really wish I had a good excuse for why I didn't update for so long… but I really don't. School's okay. I'm in a split class (ugh), and I got the teacher I didn't really wanted because I knew he was teaching a split class, but whatever. On a brighter note, I'm getting my braces off tomorrow! Yay!
Now on with the chapter! Regular is Leo, italics is Zia.
Dear Mortals,
So.
You can set things on fire, huh?
Yup. What about you?
Please boy, setting things on fire is what I do.
Bet I can do it better.
*raises eyebrow* You really sure about that?
Heck yeahI'm sure.
Prove it.
*sets finger on fire*
*sets hand on fire*
*sets arm on fire*
*sets upper body on fire*
*sets trashcan on fire*
*sets a whole roll of trashcans on fire*
Huh. Not bad.
Give up yet?
Give up? Do you even know me? I don't do giving up. I'll beat you if I have to lose my arm in the process!
*scoffs* Don't be so overdramatic. We won't even get to that point- I'll beat you before lunchtime.
I'll beat you before breakfast!
Breakfast passed.
…Details!
*rolls eyes*
DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT THIS HOT CHICKEN NUGGET!
…Don't roll my eyes at what?
Hot chicken nugget. Hey- I just told you not to roll your eyes! Humph. You just wish you were as awesome as me.
I would, but it's not my style to pick the worse option. Anyways, watch this!
WHOOOSH
…Whoops.
Wow. Are buildings supposed to burn that fast?
*blushes* Um… I was trying to end this fight.
Yeah, this fight is ending all right. As well as dozens of lives.
Not if I have anything to do with it.
What? HEY! You can't go running off into flames like that, it's dangerous!
Dangerous is my middle name. Besides, I started this mess, I'll stop it.
…I'll help you.
0.0
It's not my style to stand back and watch bad things happen.
Don't be reckless. You're not thinking this through-
I've said it once and I'll say it again. I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.
*slowly starts to smile* Nuts, huh? A little dose of insanity is always helpful now and then.
Lets make it now instead of then, that buildings not going to put itself out anytime soon.
Yes, lets go.
The newlyfriends,
Leo and Zia