AN: Yes, yes, yes… I know you guys don't give a damn. This story is getting worse every day. It's just that I'm getting writers block. In the meantime, have some emoji cookies!

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Chapter 15

Pokémon Dialogue Format

Hello there!

It's so nice to meet you!

Welcome to the world of Pokémon!

My name is Rowan.

However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor.

Before I go any further, is this your first adventure?

(Yes)

If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.

This world is widely inhabited by various creatures named Pokémon!

We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends.

At times we play together, and at other times we work together.

Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them.

What do I do?

I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon.

Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?

Are you three boys? Or are you three girls? Or are you a mix of both?

(We're all boys here sir)

Excellent. Tell me, what are your names?

(I'm Sam)

[I'm Kennedy]

{I'm Joshua}

Great! I trust that you have already gotten the Pokémon which have been sent to you by Pelipper Mail Inc.

{Yes}

Good. Well then, take these Pokéballs and these Pokédexes, and go off on your journey!

…

(Sam POV)

"Hey, I guess we should team up and go get some help to fight Nyx! BTW, I totally forgot what the effectiveness of Flying VS Bug is." I said. "No worries, but we're splitting up for sure. Cover more ground, right?" Joshua said. "Sure!" said Kennedy. And so we split up and went on our own ways, trying to recruit new "members" to our "team" to fight Nyx. I wonder how Percy and co. are doing.

LINE BREAK

(Percy focus 3rd Person)

It got suddenly stormy. In the midst of the fog, which had mysteriously creeped into Camp Half-Blood, Percy was patrolling the borders (a normal routine ever since they disappeared) when he saw a girl limping up the hill. He saw the Minotaur charging towards her from under the hill. Percy decided that he should save the person, whoever she was. He charged down, and took out Anaklusmos to fight it. The Minotaur, for the third time in Percy's lifetime, was in his sights. "Hey, COWard! LOL" he said. "HELP ME!" the girl said. She ran towards Percy, and said, "Save me from this cow thingy! If you save me, I'll have sex with you as much as you like!" (AN: She's desperate and this is related to her background) What the Hades, Percy thought. He charged at the Minotaur, only to realize that the Minotaur was … modified. His horns were replaced with Celestial Bronze machine guns, and his hooves were made of Imperial Gold. Oh, shoot.

Sorry for the cliffie. But who the heck is this girl?