Chapter 21: Weapons. Stat. Part 2.
Daroach whipped around to notice a few villains staring back at him. He was in a complete wasteland. The Gerudo desert was covered with sand, skeletons, and there was a gigantic cliff next to them.
Daroach: Never knew this island was connected to Gerudo desert. Huh.
The first villain to stare him down was a man with a black gi, muscular body, and fiery red hair. He cracked his knuckles and began to speak. His name was Akuma.
Akuma: Daroach. Funny you should be out here right now.
Daroach looked around. None of the other contestants were in sight, he was all alone.
Daroach: Look guys, why are you here?
A horrid purple queen with a crown and tentacles roared at Daroach. This was Princess Elder Shroob. Her cackling pierced the air.
Princess Elder Shroob: Dropping in for a visit! Oh, and to enforce a few words from Ganondorf personally. Not from that fruity sprout coming out of your head.
Akuma: Yes. Master Ganondorf is not happy with your progress so far. He feels things need to be sped up.
Daroach was confused now.
Daroach: How do you expect me to win this game faster? People are being eliminated, I'm in a safe position. Just give it time.
Daroach whipped off his hat and yelled with an almost painful tone.
Daroach: You heard that Ganondorf? I'm working on it!
Princess Elder Shroob: Not fast enough! Master Ganondorf suggests that we get the job done a little faster by...sudden eliminations.
Daroach: What do you mean by that...
Laying on the ground behind them, Falcon and Ness were lying behind them not moving. The sand was beginning to blow over their passed out bodies. Another voice began to intercept as his scaly green jaw snapped back and forth. He wore a shiny crown as was considered "obese" from the other villains perspective.
King K Rool: Yeah! By injuries! We can highly improve the speed of the game. Two are out now, congrats! You are in the top 9!
Princess Elder Shroob rubbed her slimy tenticles in anticipation.
Princess Elder Shroob: Now we just wait for the rest to show up and...
A loud thunderous voice growled and arose from the background after searching for others. He waved his four arms in the air and crossed them together. A powerful Shokan fighter, he was known as Goro.
Goro: And we kill them all, rip them into piece, scatter their remains, smash them again for the fun of it-
Akuma stuck out his palm to him
Akuma: Goro. Calm down.
Daroach was absolutely disgusted at these villains. He did not approve of this plan at all.
Daroach: No! What are you doing?! I am capable of winning this without anyone's help. Now you plan on...taking out the contestants yourself? What's wrong with you?! I am not on board with this. Leave now.
Goro's face dropped a bit.
King K Rool: But Daroach, you left us these nice toys in your little hiding place, didn't you?
Daroach opened his eyes wide in horror to see Goro reveal their weapons grasped in his gigantic hands. He was holding Luigi's hammer, Meta Knight's sword, Game and Watch's judgement hammer, and Fox's blaster in each hand. The rest of the weapons were sitting in a bag slugged over King K Rool's shoulder. Daroach didn't even notice his own Triple Star was taken from him until he saw it in the bag.
Daroach: H-Hey! Those are mine, give them back now!
Princess Elder Shroob: Yours? You stole them mousie. We're just stealing them from a a less...professional thief.
This bugged Daroach and made his eyes burn. He did not take being called a mediocre thief too also did not like the idea of these fiends injuring any of his fellow tribemates in any way.
Daroach: That's it, I've had it with you guys!
Daroach began to charge at them, but his sprout wiggled and Ganondorf's voice was heard in the skies.
Ganondorf: Acting out of line minion? You will go through with our plan. Kneel to me!
Daroach was struck with a wave of bolts from the sprout and he smashed into the sands, squealing in pain.
Daroach: Arghhh!
Ganondorf: I would of killed you flatout if I didn't still need you. But I suppose I can just knock you out. As much as that pains me to say.
Daroach's anger fiered up even more. How could they do something like this and sabotage the game and take his goods? As the sprout wiggled again preparing for a major blow, a loud droning was heard as an Arwing began to plummet into the desert.
Dry Bowser: Dammit! why wasn't this thing filled with gas?!
Dry Bowser growled in anger as the Arwing smash King K Rool right in the back, making him fly into the air. When he hit the ground, he was knocked out. The bag also flew from King K Rool's hands and the weapons scattered all over the ground behind them.
Dry Bowser: Eh? What's going on here? Villains? Why was I not invited?
Akuma looked at the knocked out crocodile next to him and kicked him aside. He stared at the bony turtle and sneered.
Akuma: Lost weight Bowser? Looks terrible on you.
Dry Bowser: Thanks! Best compliment I received in a while! But still, why did no one invite me to this villain get together?!
Princess Elder Shroob smiled slyly and said the following words.
Princess Elder Shroob: Because Bowser...you're too nice.
This tipped off Dry Bowser to the extreme, and he promptly tackled her and began to scrap. Daroach then made a dive for the weapons and Akuma moved in front of him.
Akuma: Oh no you don't. I happen to like these weapons, I think I'll keep them now.
Daroach: Like hell!
Daroach took Waluigi's racket that wasn't stolen by the villains and smacked Akuma across the face, giving him enough time to recollect his triple star.
Akuma: Grr! Goro, take out the mouse.
Goro uncrossed his arms and aimed his blaster towards Daroach: Daroach whipped back his Triple Star and then, a shot from a blaster in the distance knocked out the blaster from Goro's hand. Marth, Fox, and Falco bursted onto the scene.
Marth: Minna, miteite kure!
Fox: Well uh...he's harder to understand then Ness now! Wait, Ness if lying over there!
Fox noticed Falcon and Ness sprawled out and being almost fully covered by the sands.
Fox: Falco, go right!
Falco dived and shot a blast at Akuma, allowing Daroach to collect more weapons. Fox moved to the left and retrieved his blaster, Falcon and Ness, leaving the two in the pod of the smashed Arwing, to which Falco saw and yelled in anger.
Falco: You blasted turtle! That comes out of my pay!
Dry Bowser flung Princess Elder Shroob and breath some fire on her.
Dry Bowser: Kind of busy here!
Daroach was able to also grab Marth's sword as he tossed it to him. Daroach now having his Triple Star back, just tossed Waluigi's racket behind his head, to which Waluigi finally found them as it bonked him on the head.
Waluigi: Hey my racket! W-What's happening here!?
No one turned for a second to notice him, so he just randomly ran into battle with his racket and began to hit King K Rool's unconcious body.
Waluigi: Finally an opponent I can win against! Wa ha ha!
Daroach, Fox, Marth, and Falco were combatting against Akuma and Goro, which Dry Bowser was solo versing Princess Elder Shroob. Due to his brittle body though, this became more difficult for him.
Princess Elder Shroob: I knew you were a softie! Both in battle prowess and personality!
She picked his bony body up and hucked him to the side. He got up again and charged at her, only for her to whip him across the face and roar.
Princess Elder Shroob: Time I finished you!
She raised all her tentacles out for a final blow, only for a fireball to smack her tentacle away. It was Fawful and Game and Watch!
Fawful: This is for all the powdered donuts!
Game and Watch beeped loudly as he charged into battle on his pet turtle Blipp. Blipp wondered how he suddenly got into the battle, but he rolled with it regardless. Game and Watch smacked Goro's hand holding his hammer with a gigantic credit card, but it didn't loosen his grip. Goro yelled at the 2d man in anger.
Goro: You think you can just take this away from me? Puny man?!
Goro slashed at Game and Watch with Meta Knight's sword Galaxia, making him strafe in every direction in order to avoid it. Fawful fired fireballs at Goro in order to slow down his movements so he didn't hit Game and Watch. Zelda, Luigi, and Meta Knight had yet to arrive to the battle. Dry Bowser was beginning to regain his strength as he clashed with Elder Queen Shroob. Daroach, Fox, Marth, and Falco were finally able to bring Akuma down with a combined attack. They began to yell in unison.
Daroach: Off with you fiend!
Fox: To the skies with you!
Marth: Boku wa makeru wake-ni wa ikanainda! (There's no way I can lose!)
Falco: Wha'd he say?
After a mixure of Fox's and Falco's lasers, followed by a powerful Triple star shot and a Critical slash from Marth, Akuma layed defeated in the sands.
Akuma: But...I'm the best...I'll be back.
Akuma suddenly vanished in a flame and poofed away. Dry Bowser meanwhile was being pummeled by Princess Elder Shroob due to his lack of skin and muscle to give him the power he vitally needed.
Dry Bowser: Grr dammit! Ow! Just you wait! Ow!
Fawful: I will assist you king of lima beans!
Fawful and Game and Watched rushed in, beginning to fling fireballs from his helmet while Game and Watch smacked up Queen Shroob with his giant fish bowl. Marth then called from the distance.
Marth: I will assist you!
Dry Bowser snorted as he help Princess Elder Shroob's tentacles together.
Dry Bowser: You? The half a princess? The opponent I'm fighting right now look like more of a man than you!
Princess Elder Shroob and Marth: HEY!
Despite this remark, Marth well to help anyways as Bowser truely needed his help. Daroach and Game and Watch also followed. Falco, Fox, and Fawful were struggling to face the might of Goro, as he picked them up with his three empty hand, and pulled out the judgement hammer. They couldn't escape.
Goro: Hmm.
Goro looked at the hammer, and pulled out the little hand guide on the handle part "Luck of the draw for dummies". Goro scrolled through it slowly, he didn't have to go fast, none of them could escape, and everyone else was occupied.
Goro: Hmm. Did you know this hammer was made mostly and based off of dice?
Game and Watch tried to whack him with his helmet, but Goro flicked the helmet off, Game and Watch started beeping.
Game and Watch: Beep! Beep!
Goro: We are gonna play a little elimination game. From what I read, there's a instant elimination number, the number 9. I'm gonna smack all of you with the hammer, and see which one of you get's the 9 first. This will proceed until EVERYONE's gone! I call it...Roulette!
Falco: Well that's not very original!
Goro: Quiet fool, I came from Mortal Kombat!
Goro bonked Falco with the hammer. He received a 7 and Goro helped himself to an apple that fell from the hammer after.
Fawful: Holy milk duds! An apple fell from that hammer of blanked pig skins?
Goro: You're next!
Goro smacked Fawful, he received an 8.
Falco: We're done for if we don't get help!
Fox decided that even a fairly worthless option was better than none as he shouted to Waluigi.
Fox: Purple dude! Uh...what's his name?
Falco shrugged. Fox just continued to yell out to him purple dude. Waluigi was unable to assist them though.
Waluigi: I think I'm winning! Even if I turn my back for a second I could lose the advantage! It's all about tactics, see?!
Waluigi continued to bash K Rool's body with his racket, sweating and panting like a madman. Goro then raised the hammer again, and hit Fox with a 1. He injured himself in the process.
Goro: What's wrong with this thing!?
Fox laughed at his feeble attempt with the 1, and Goro's terrible luck made him cycle through all the numbers again except the 9. Finally, he reached the 9 number and gloated.
Goro: I'm tired of this, RRRAAH!
Goro rised the hammer, and prepared to strike with a number nine. It connected square on the head, and Fawful was eliminated instantly, without any words. The radius of the epic attack also eliminated Fox and blasted Falco away.
...
Or so that WOULD of happened, if it wasn't for Vivi who came though and lit Goro on fire.
Vivi: I-I heard a commotion. Everyone alright?
Goro yelled loudly before dropping the three contestants and shook his fist in anger before ushering Princess Elder Shroob to escape also collected King K Rool's passed out body. The combined power of Dry Bowser, Fawful, Game and Watch, and Daroach was too much for Princess Elder Shroob. As they began to escape through a darkened portal, Daroach made his final stand.
Daroach: And take this with you!
Daroach roared loudly as he threw his hat to the ground and grabbed hold of the sprout on his head.
Fox: What in the world is that?!
Ganondorf from his shadowy castle in Hyrule notice Daroach's attempt to defy him and smirked lightly.
Ganondorf: I didn't want to do this quite yet, but if you insist.
Ganondorf moved his finger from the shock button on his computer monitor to the skull and crossbones. He then clenched his fists and slammed down on the button, laughing with glee. When he looked up from the button to the monitor again though, Daroach still stood.
Ganondorf: What?!
Daroach had managed to yank the sprout off his head from his abillity to resist Ganondorf's manipulation just before Ganondorf hit the button. He punched a hole through his monitor in anger.
Ganondorf: Lousy rat! I'll see you again soon don't you worry!
He growled and pushed aside the redeads that guarded the door behind him, opening it up and assumably beginning to plot more plans. Daroach was bent over, breathing heavily.
Daroach: I'm free...I'm free!
Falco scratched his head and cocked it to the side in confusion. Like an owl would shift it's head to the side in the same mannerism.
Falco: Eh, what was that goofy looking thing coming out of your head anyways?
Daroach: I was being controlled by Ganondorf to do his bidding. All his treachery was being spurted through that horrible sprout!
Dry Bowser: So all that deception you had in you was through him? Lame! What a wimp!
Dry Bowser smacked Fox to the side and entered the forest, heading back to the campsite with no sense of where he was going.
Daroach: All the weapons that were stolen...that was Ganondorf. Not Funky. He told me to do so and for that, I'm sorry.
Falco: All that torture you put them through, you little rat-
Fox held up his hand in from of Falco.
Fox: Quiet Falco, the big boy contestants are talking now.
Falco armed his blaster and aimed it at Fox before Vivi interupted.
Vivi: Sorry only I could come. Apparently the other hosts decided fixing the microwave was more important. Rosalina had to stand watch in fear of explosions...
Marth: No worries, we won! So is the group approved on forgiving Daroach?
They mostly shook their heads, accepting that Ganondorf was the one at fault for Daroach's michevious actions. Waluigi wasn't happy though.
Waluigi: All that trouble you put us through through days on days? You took my precious racket! Waluigi has no room for you in his heart! Waaaaah haha!
Everyone took a simple glance at him, them amongst themselves. Who would say it this time? They pointed towards Marth.
Marth: Aww man...
Marth turned towards Waluigi and said the line.
Marth: Who the hell are you?
Waluigi: Wa?
Waluigi made his dash away and into the forest. Fox also wondered how Falcon would take the news that Daroach was being controlled the whole time.
Fox: I don't know how Falcon will buy that story though.
Their heads bobbed up at the mention of Falcon, reminding them of their status in the Arwing.
Marth: So, maybe we should now check on Falcon and Ness?
Falcon and Ness were lying passed out in the broken remains of the Arwing. Geno hopped out of Ness' pocket and looked at the two knocked out contestants in from of him with a sigh.
Geno: Must I do everything for you kid?
Geno stretched and yawned after his nap (he was badass enough to sleep through being abducted and smashing into the desert in an Arwing). He then walked up to Ness and smacked him across the face. Looking at Falcon, he shrugged and did the same before hopping back in Ness' pocket. They both awoke in shock, moreso Falcon as Falco opened the Arwing and Falcon slammed him with a Falcon punch in surprise. Falco screeched as he flew across the desert, island, seas, and conveniently back at the Starfox station.
Falco: Sqqaaawwwk!
Fawful: Hmm...so he WAS a parrot! Applesauce!
Game and Watch drew a chicken on the ground.
Fawful: True, he does smell like a burning chicken with lots of gravy. Gravy! Eggs! Number two!
Falcon shot up and stared at everyone.
Falcon: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
Falcon took a look around wondering why he was in a desert, then began to glare at Daroach again. Daroach backed away in fear.
Fox: Easy there Falcon! All of Daroach's scheming, deceptions, treacheries, and lies have been explained! He was wearing a mind controlling sprout the whole time!
Falcon looked in disbelief at Daroach and raised his finger.
Fox: He even admitted that he took the weapons and was frightened so he blamed Funky and offered his utmost apologies to you, Falcon.
Falcon stared at Daroach again before grasping him in a giant bear hug.
Falcon: I knew you weren't all that bad! Come're buddy!
Daroach: My...lungs!
Ness just groggily shook his head and climbed out of the Arwing.
Ness: Wut appeined?
Fawful: You were passed out longer than a carrot in a sauna!
Marth then placed his hand on Fawful's shoulder and explained it more clearly.
Marth: I think what he's trying to saw is that everything's going to be OK!
Everyone joined in on a laugh and Fawful just reached up and smacked Marth on the back of the head.
Fawful: Shut up milk snorter!
Game and Watch beeped which indicated a laugh, he would be amused from anything. Then they finally gathered up the few remaining weapons that were left amongst the sands such as Meta Knight's Galaxia and even Game and Watch's frying pan. They were armed once again! As they all turned back as a group, Luigi came panting as he finally dropped from exhaustion from carrying Zelda all the way through the forest and taking the longest path. He noticed the group approach him.
Luigi: I a finally...came to the rescue!
Luigi looked around to see nothing but an abandoned desert area.
Zelda: Like, about time Luigi. Oh hey this is Gerudo Desert?
Luigi looked up at Zelda with a beat red face and was becoming very angry with her.
Luigi: Why I missed helping my friends because of you! You-you-
Zelda grabbed Luigi's face and winked.
Zelda: Thanks, sweetie!
She then planted her lips full onto Luigi's. Luigi fainted with hearts in his eyes. Marth looked upon the passed out plumber with a narrowed,frustrated glace.
Marth: I believe he forgives you.
They then descended into the forest. Fox then asked a logical question.
Fox: Hey, what ever happened to Meta Knight?
Ness also piped up with a question.
Ness: Whairs meye Yo-Yo?
Daroach grinned slyly under his cape as he tucked the Yo-Yo away.
Meta Knight: No. Nope. Not here.
Meta Knight was basically travelling in circles around the same section of the forest, unable to find his way out.
Meta Knight: Commotions. Now they have stopped?
He was wandering for the past hour before he bumped into Dry Bowser, who also couldn't find his way back.
Dry Bowser: Hey you, puny! Wow, how stupid can you be, your sense of navigation sucks!
Meta Knight: Don't. Push me.
Dry Bowser: Pff, at least I could find the main battle! Boy did you miss out! It was amazing! Gun fire, villains, Daroach came clean with his identity...
Dry Bowser paused for a second.
Dry Bowser: Actually that last part sucked. But it didn't suck as much as you, shrimp! Bwahaha!
Meta Knight glare at the spiny behemoth turtle then noticed the rest of the All Stars were walking towards him. Ushering with his tiny hand, they threw him his sword and he offered a quaint bow. Then he stuck his sword right under the clef of Dry Bowser's chin.
Dry Bowser: Hey take it easy!
Meta Knight: Where's your skin now?
Meta Knight retracted his sword and decided to walk with the group this time. Dry Bowser sneered and looked around in the dark forest as dawn began to fall.
Dry Bowser: ...Wait up!
As they approached the campsite finally, they realized they still had to vote. The group was pretty unanimous in their decision.
Marth: Zelda.
Fox: Zelda.
Falcon: Zelda, what a poor team player!
All of them were mumbling about Zelda. Although Zelda tended to be lazy, she was not dunce and picked up on this chatter about her through the ears of Luigi, who was also listening in and under her trance from her "Like, Lip lock of Lust" as she liked to call it. Luigi came back to her side.
Luigi: Princess! They are a voting for you!
Zelda: Like, not happening.
As they began their walk towards the REJECTANCE ROOM, she knew she had to act super fast. They were clustered in a group and Zelda made one last play.
Zelda: Wait! I like...have something to say.
Marth: Ha! You're wasting your time! Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne...? (This time, victory is mine, right?)
No one understood him once again. It seemed whenever Marth was hyped up on something, he would shout in his native tongue.
Marth: I'll meet you guys there, front seats tonight finally!
Marth rushed off into the forest, Zelda had the group formed around her, not really paying attention.
Zelda: Boys, I am deeply sorry for missing the battle today.
No one really lifted their heads to notice her plea.
Zelda: We can all forgive! If Luigi here can, everyone can! I will prove my worth!
Silence.
Zelda: Oh screw it.
Zelda twisted around in a 360 circle and released a special pink version of Naryu's Love. This was her "Like, Lip Lock of Lust" amplified to attract more people and tap into the weaker parts of their minds in order to make it feel as if they were truly lip locked similar to Luigi. They were dazed for a moment before staring at Zelda again.
Daroach: What...just happened?
Dry Bowser: Beats me, but I sure as hell forgive this fine lady in front of me!
Ness also was in agreeance with Dry Bowser. Fox just shook his head.
Fox: I don't get it. Anyways let's go now!
The group walked towards the REJECTANCE ROOM together, only sporting a slightly different tone. Rosalina greeted the group along with Eggplant Wizard, Bandana Dee, and a worn out Vivi.
Rosalina Hey there! I heard about your amazing battle today honeys! Sorry I couldn't join! These two needed supervision...
She glanced over at Bandana Dee and Eggplant Wizard
Eggplant Wizard: I just didn't care! Ne heh!
Dry Bowser whipped a rock at him as he fell over in pain.
Rosalina: Hey you got your weapons back, congrats!
Bandana Dee: Hopefully that sore loser Ganondorf won't interrupt our competition again!
Rosalina then cut in again
Rosalina: Anyways back to the real game, Marth, you're looking smug tonight.
Marth: Yes, yes I am. This may be our first unanimous vote together!
Rosalina waved her wand in curiosity.
Rosalina: Oh?
Marth: Well I don't like to say it aloud but...oh I'll wait. I'll wait.
Zelda, on the other hand, knew what he was insinuating and spoke up.
Zelda: Keep dreaming my less pretty looking sister.
Marth stood up and growled.
Marth: Hey! I'd watch your tongue! The correct word is "more" "handsome" and...uh..."man". Yeah man!
Zelda: Stuttered a bit on that last one.
Marth was silent for a moment.
Marth: It's been a long day. Not like you'd know! Getting Luigi to be your personal mule!
Waddle Dee and Rosalina looked in shock to Luigi.
Rosalina: Is this true hun?
Luigi: Heh, it's not how it sounds! She made me a slave!
Rosalina grimaced, then turned to Meta Knight.
Rosalina So, Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: Stop.
Waddle Dee looked over and narrowed his glance.
Waddle Dee: Oh come on, you have to talk sometime! Doesn't pay to be antisocial in this game!
Meta Knight looked around and sighed.
Meta Knight: ...Still don't care.
Waddle Dee: It's your safety at risk!
Rosalina laid her godly hands on his head and hushed him.
Rosalina: It is Meta Knight's choice. Anyways, It's been a long day now so shall we? Wouldn't you say Vivi?
Vivi was sleeping on the chair he was sitting in.
Rosalina: That confirms it! Game and Watch, you first! Also remember everyone, can't vote for Falcon! He won immunity.
Game and Watch beeped very loudly in joy, performing a small dance on the spot. He was never first to vote before! Falcon also joined him fist pumping in the air for his immunity.
Daroach: Ahh, the ability to to appreciate the smaller things in life.
Falcon: You said it buddy!
Meta Knight actually chimed in.
Meta Knight: Ditto.
Everyone offered a shocked stare at him and waiting another 5 seconds before proceeding with the votes. After the votes were placed, Rosalina hovered the jar with her wand and carried it to the table in front of the All Stars.
Rosalina Here we go darlings! Quick and to the point! First vote, Zelda!
Zelda tapped her fingers in patience. Marth clenched his fist in excitement.
Marth: Rettsu dansu! (Let's Dance!)
Rosalina: 2nd vote, Zelda! 3rd vote, Zelda!
Zelda just thought to herself what she would be pleased to hear next, assuming her plan worked.
Rosalina Oh what's this? A different name I see. 4th vote, Marth!
Marth: Ahh whatever, it's just Zelda's vote.
Rosalina: 5th, 6th, and 7th, Marth!
Marth's eye shot up in fear. Now it was Zelda who smirked.
Rosalina: That's 4 Marth and 3 Zelda! Next vote, Zelda.
Marth began to relax again in relief.
Rosalina: 9th vote, Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser growled but didn't care much. He was safe this council.
Rosalina: Tied with Marth and Zelda! The 15th person to be voted out of Survivor: Nintendo is...Marth.
Math's jaw fell agape and looked the cast. He then noticed a little heart in the eyes of some, but not others.
Marth: So that's her game, infatuation! Hmm...I've be defeated.
Marth then got up and shook all of the All Stars hands. Dry Bowser decided to crush his hand instead.
Marth: Ow! Good luck, All Stars!
Marth turned towards the cannon, then towards Luigi.
Marth: Hey Luigi, keep up that wave dashing!
Marth then bowed farewell and hopped in the cannon. There was a look of dismay from Fox as he left.
Fox: Why does everyone I care about leave me in this game!?
Fox lowered his head. Luigi pupils dilated as Marth flew through the skies.
Luigi: My..wavedashing? That's a right. Marth! What have I a done!
Zelda: It's ok sweetie, he was bad news. Right?
There was some shaky head nods from the group. Luigi felt awful. A close ally for his was now taken away as Zelda successfully worked her charm.
Zelda: Marth
Dry Bowser: Marth
Fawful: Marth
Game and Watch: Marth
Luigi: Marth
Ness: Marth
Marth: Zelda
Daroach: Zelda
Fox: Zelda
Falcon: Zelda
Meta Knight: Dry Bowser
Meta Knight: Hatred.
Zelda: Like, I'm smarter than I look. Pretty too. Being the only girl here of course.
Falcon: Falcon fail right here!
Marth, final words: That charm won't hold out for long Zelda! Hmph. Hey I think my tiara fell off on the fly back to my home, why?!