School is finally over and now I've got so much more time on my hands, so guess who decided to write more?
Disclaimer: If Hetalia was mine, Davie would've lived.
36. Let the nations read fan fiction of themselves.
So, maybe a couple of fics would be nice, but… Danish Slaughterhouse, anyone? Gutters? Besame Mucho, We'll Meet Again, really, the entire Veraverse? Poor nations, who get absolutely tortured in these heartbreaking fics. ( Especially Denmark! He always gets hurt, or killed, or worse!) That'll tick the nations off a lot!
37. Yes, Russia is scary. Yes, Belarus is even scarier. No, you do not want both of them in the same room.
Much less in the same 10-mile radius, actually. A Belarus near a Russia equals a scared Russia. A scared Russia is much more likely to a, destroy items; b, destroy others; or c, destroy everything. Usually c. And clearly, if everything is destroyed, Russia is scared, and Belarus is there, chaos is going to be present as well. Chaos+A scared Russia+Belarus+Everything Destroyed= Absolutely nothing achieved, and many annoyed and scared countries.
38. The amount of animals in a country does not mean that the country is that animal.
Alternatively known as "Everybody thinks that New Zealand is secretly a sheep in disguise". Even though there is a ration of 1:20 people to sheep in New Zealand, that does not mean he is a sheep. Jeez, get your facts right! Especially you, Australia! You have more cows than people, but you aren't a cow, I think.
39. When anybody talks about any national animal, it is not an excuse to find your own animal and bring it to the World Meeting.
Looking at you, America. Nobody needs to know 1,001 facts about Bald Eagles, nor do they want a bald eagle flying around the room with a low-ceiling and little space, when an important meeting is supposed to be held. No, don't bring out your bison either. Also, England, nobody can see your "unicorn", and what is a "Y Ddraig Goch" even?
The World Meeting doesn't need any big cats, so please keep them away, South Korea, Norway, and Belgium. Let your dolphins in water please, Greece, and do you always carry around a Kangaroo with you, Australia?
40. What's annoying is a power outage.
Clearly, that's shared by the countries, as half of them are on their phones texting, browsing the Internet, or playing Crossy Road during the meeting. If a power outage comes, and it will at least once, all the progress made on their devices will be lost, whether or not it was the page of Japan's digital manga, or America's 57th level of Flappy Bird. That's just annoying- after all, they got so far in the game only to be cut off!
Ahh finally finished this chapter! I had to write this over so many days because I'm on vacation. (I forgot about it when I started this chapter, then I never finished it)
Please tell me if there are any mistakes, or if you have any suggestions!