Death XV: Anti-acid

Deep in the catacombs of the forgotten city, the famous or infamous (however you see it) Fullmetal alchemist was once again in the mist of a grand battle with his archenemies the homunculi. And although only three had stayed to fight him this time around, the small teen was having a hard time fending them off.

"Back off you freaks! I'm gonna recycle you like trash!" yelled Ed from behind a large container, as he dodge yet another fury of blows from the homunculus Lusts razor sharp claws. Envy stood nearby, not really participating, but enjoying the show. Gluttony, ever eager to help his lust, was swallowing random things ever second and spitting them back at the young teen, like a deranged Kirby. It seemed as though on the surface, some construction team had once been building something and all their waste had been dumped down here. Not having the brain cells to process this or to read the label on the container he now held in his plump hands, Gluttony gulped down the entire contents without a first or second thought to it and continued on.

Envy had finally joined the fray and was currently attempting to strangle Edward, while the volatile teen kneed him in the gut continuously. Lust took Envy's role as the spectator, and feeling queasy, Gluttony moved over towards her, pulling at her dress.

"Lust my tummy hurts" he whimpered, bulbous tears forming in his eyes as he rubbed his large stomach. Lust sighed deeply, dodging to right as a large projectile that might once have been a porta-potty flew her way. "Not now Gluttony can't you see we have a job to do. Your probably just hungry as usual go eat something and leave me be." She said, waving a dismissing hand. Gluttony gagged slightly at the mention of food and glanced around towards the spot where Edward and Envy were currently duking it out like two high school girls at lunch.

"My tummy hurts." He yelled to them in confusion, in vague hopes that they would help him. The two brawlers paid him no mind at first.

So he decided to scream louder.

"MY TUMMY HURTS!"

"NO ONE CARES DAMNIT!" yelled Edward as he shoved Envy viciously off of him, sending the sin high flying right into… Gluttony's stomach.

Groaning slightly Envy was able to move out of the way just in time as the large Sin whined and began to regurgitate his latest menu, which consisted of toxic waste.

Edward was not so lucky.

In the end all that remained of the Fullmetal Alchemist was small, unrecognizable puddle.

A very, very small puddle.

Hey Guys, long time no see. So I'm back now and hope you guys haven't left me. I have a laptop now (but no internet) so updates will be sooner. I'm planning at least five by Monday so be prepared. Thank you for all your request but right now I'm on back order and it's all so hard to keep up. I want to get everyone's stories in so for now if you have an idea right it down in a note book or something until I announced that I'm taking request again. Also does anyone know the exact amount of sens that Edward borrowed from Roy in order to call Winry in the manga (and brotherhood I suppose I haven't gotten that far.) I need to know for the next chapter. Its going to be heart wrenching…or not.

Thanks again.

PS. To Irato. No problem. I'm glad you liked the chapter, I was worried you wouldn't.