Leisurely taking his time, Izaya crossed into Ikebukuro. Moving with the flow of the crowd, he hid under his hood. He didn't want any Yakuza or gangs to recognize him. So he acted innocent. As if he had nothing to do with the underground world.

His plans succeeded for the most part. Although someone tried to pickpocket him like some naïve tourist, and he quickly turned on them and pressed his flick blade to their throat.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you~" he purred menacingly, glaring at the thief through the dark lenses of his glasses. The amateur backed up, shaking slightly as he caught a glimpse of those deadly red tinted eyes staring daggers at him. He just backed off and slid into an alley way. Izaya grinned and chuckled a bit, turning to continue his stroll.

He kept his eyes searching for that familiar mop of blonde hair. But it seemed that the brute was out today. It saddened Izaya; he was looking forward to observing Shizuo during this rough time. Maybe even mess with him; there was no real chance of being killed when he could hardly run without a coughing fit.

The familiar tone of Izaya's cell rang loudly, causing people around him to falter their pace for a moment to glance at their phones. He groaned and glanced at the caller ID.

"Mairu"

Curious as to why she was calling, he fluidly flipped it open while walking, never breaking his stride.

"Mairu! To what do I owe the pleasure?"

"Iza-nii! Guess who I just saw drive by heading to Sunshine 60!" Mairu cried, her voice bubbling with excitement. He could hear the soft mumble of Kururi in the back ground agreeing with her sister.

"Neh, do you really want this to be a guessing game?" He sighed, regretting he ever answered the call. On the other end of the call, a high pitched whine made him flinch.

"You're no fun! Take a guess!" Kururi bargained. He could practically see her bouncing up and down on her feet, her braids bobbing up and down.

"(We could give a) hint." Mairu murmured into the phone.

Izaya rolled his eyes and stopped in front of a bakery, peering in the window to look at all the sweets. He sighed, "Alright, you can give me a hint."

"Ok! He's only our most favorite actor!"

"(He's really) cute."

"And he's super hot!"

"(And also seems to be) funny."

"He's totally our idol~!"

"(It's our) dream (to meet him)."

Izaya shook his head and groaned, "That's enough. It's obviously Yuuhei Hanejima." He stifled a yawn and rested his head against the window. "Why exactly did you need to inform me of this?"

"Because! You won't believe who he's going to see!" Mairu sang into the phone. Izaya narrowed his eyes a bit and pressed the phone closer to his ear.

"Mairu, I'm In no mood for games, spit it out."

He could hear a scuffle on the other side of the phone; Mairu shrieking for Kururi to give back the phone, and soft refusals from the quieter twin.

"(It's his) brother. (He posted it on) Twitter." Kururi quickly said over Mairu's complaining at "being too easy on Iza-nii!"

It took a moment for Izaya to let the information sink in, but then smiled and turned around, starting to walk toward Sunshine 60.

"Enlighten me for a moment. Why would you call me to tell me this?"

"We know you'd want to see Shizuo-kun!"

"(We know you) love (him a lot)."

Izaya's step faltered a bit, before he bit his lip to try and stop smiling. But he couldn't hold back the wide grin, as he choked and started laughing hard, bending over as he continued to walk with beaded tears in his eyes.

"God, you two never cease to amuse me! Bravo, you actually made me crack for a moment! I'm teaching you two to be quite convincing pranksters!"

"(Stop) lying."

"Tch, hardly~"

"Iza-nii! We know you totally love him! And that's totally ok! We approve!"

"Oh really? And why on earth would you like me and Shizu-chan to get together and be all lovey dovey, neh?

"If you and Shizuo-kun get together, we'll be related to Yuuhei!"

"Duh."

Izaya shook his head and sighed, "Well I can assure you that won't happen any time soon. So I'm going to hang up now, ok? Thank you for the information and the lovely advice!~ Bye bye bii~"

Izaya closed the phone shut with and sneer, despite his sisters pleas to not hang up. He turned off his phone in rebuttal, and continued on his way to Sunshine 60.

His sisters were crazy.