Chapter 22: Blue Derived marks of Impetuous Sorrow.
No one wanted to get up. They were sore and tired. Falcon got up though, since he was itching to start the day.
Falcon: Ahh, i'm craving chicken today. I wish Falco was still here...
Falcon decided instead to charge into the forest and hunt a Grumpig so he could cook himself some bacon with Game and Watch's frying pan. Fox then woke up also, disappointed by last night's failure in failing to eliminate Zelda. How could it of fell apart of easily?
Fox: We are all doomed, guaahhhh!
Zelda opened an eye slightly and hushed Fox.
Zelda: Like, some of us are sleeping right now.
Fox: Actually, everyone else is up and about now. You are just being lazy!
Zelda shrugged and passed out again. Luigi looked out upon the ocean wondering how he could be manipulated so easily by Zelda.
Luigi: Marth a. Eliminated by me a.
Luigi twiddled his fingers, knowing that Zelda controlled the majority, enough to vote anyone she chose. Any defiance and she would seduce you, then becoming her personal puppet. Some people did not fall for her advances though, like Daroach.
Daroach: Hmm. Don't hold on to that power position for long princess.
With Daroach now having a "cleared conscience" in the eyes of everyone else now thanks to his smooth talking, he was able to regain the trust of basically everyone, even Falcon. Falcon came running out of the forest 5 minutes later with 5 Grumpigs slugged over his shoulder.
Falcon: Look buddy, I got us some good eatings!
Everyone gathered around and clapped for Falcon, before he threw a Grumpig into the impact of the Grumpig's heavy weight made a bunch of cinders and ashes fly, hitting Luigi and burning him in the eye.
Luigi: Ow! Mama mia!
Zelda yelled over to Luigi while she was still half asleep.
Zelda: Like, quiet Luigi or else I'll see that your name is put down next!
Luigi merely squeaked and Daroach shifted his eyes over to Zelda. He then made subtle notions to usher the rest of the group to follow him over to the area of Goroh's old bed, which was far enough away to stay out of earshot from Zelda. Meta Knight didn't move an inch and just stared at the fire. Daroach scowled secretly at him and began his plan.
Daroach: Alright guys, so what you you think of voting out Zelda tonight?
Everyone nodded their heads in satisfaction slightly, Fox on the other hand had a different way of confirming his answer.
Fox: Zelda it is! We will take her down and her reign of terror will end tonight!
Fox blurted this out loudly, similar to how he yelled when speaking to Falco on day 2 about an alliance. Game and Watch put his finger up to his mouth and hushed him. Zelda took a look over as to what the yell was about before shrugging and sleeping again.
Dry Bowser: Shut up furball!
Fox: Sorry! I'm just really excited.
Fox began to start up again before Dry Bowser decided to smack him in the back of the head, dazing him a bit.
Fawful: He's like a vorpal fire alarm! Silence his festering comment of pig's feet!
Daroach: Yes, yes indeed. Anyways, the plan is to vote out Zelda tonight. Stay away from her however possible so she cannot seduce any of you again. Understood?
Luigi whispered in anger.
Luigi: Hey a! I did not a get seduced by Zelda yesterday!
Zelda rolled over in her bed. Luigi's palms began to sweat under his gloves.
Dry Bowser: What a wimp! Of course he did!
Zelda rolled over to her other side. Dry Bowser began to sweat now.
Luigi: See? You are the one who is a taken by her! You don't even have sweat glands so that's really creepy!
Dry Bowser began to grab Luigi and scuffle with him, Daroach attempted to break them apart.
Daroach: Hey! Do this either quietly or somewhere else! And also...
It was too late as Falcon was hyped up, hopped in and join the fight. He then began to grab Fawful, Game and Watch, Daroach, and everyone else in the group as a gigantic fight broke out once more. Luigi was punching Dry Bowser, Falcon was jabbing at Fox, Daroach was being clubbed by Ness (well, more Geno holding the bat and smashing him with it). Fawful and Game and Watch merely attempted to escape before being pulled back in into the comically looking giant puff of dust that surrounded them all as they scrapped. Meta Knight took a glance over in confusion before slowly turning back to the fire.
Zelda: Hey! Settle down!
Zelda decided to flick her wrist from her bed and create a Din's fire that intercepted the fight and made it promptly stop.
Zelda: Now then, shall I kiss those wounds better boys?
Daroach: Run for it!
She began to approach them, and they all looked at each other before dashing away in fear. Zelda looked puzzled.
Zelda: What's up with them?
Meta Knight: Who cares.
Back on Yoshi's Island, the Pokemon Trainer was enjoying the cool breeze of the wind, the flowers that rose up and swayed, and the sun offered a warm ray of light upon the PT's head. Tabuu was trying his best to become more in tune with nature also in order to quell his anger. PT decided to walk up and talk to the only Yoshi he felt he had a connection with on the island, due to knowing him from the competition.
PT: It's a nice place here.
Yoshi: Yoshiii (Yeah right, it already sucked enough until you came in and made it even worse!)
PT then smiled a little and scanned Yoshi with his Pokedex.
Yoshi: Yoshi? (What the hell do you think you're doing, scanning me with that alien technology?
PT: Could...could I capture you?
PT was trying to catch a Yoshi in a Pokeball, and Tabuu just leaned agaisnt a tree, and there were a few Yoshi trophies stuffed hidden in the tree. Tabuu didn't want people waking him up, so he put up a sign that said "Wake me and you're a trophy". Suddenly, Tabuu woke up and answered his cell phone that was ringing with the "Sonic Boom" theme.
Tabuu: Hello?
?: I am coming to strike down this island with all my wrath.
Tabuu: Is this my therapist again? You never did help me with my anger management.
?: Wh- no! It's Ganon-
Someone whispered and giggled on the other side of the line, ushering Ganondorf that he was terrible at what they considered "a prank call"
?: I mean, it's R...Ridley! Yeah! Anyways, I'm about to send a legion of doom upon your island soon.
Tabuu: How'd you get this number?!
More giggling was heard and Ganondorf, under the alias of Ridley, continued.
Ganondorf: Remember when you signed up for the evil association and decided to quit? We all had to leave contact information, so we decided to screw you you!
Tabuu hung up in anger, assuming the plan was real. The villains residing in Hyrule castle discussed amongst themselves.
Ganondorf: So, that was fun. I never like Tabuu anyways.
Akuma: Yeah, yeah.
An akward silence filled the room with a various amount of villains gathered around one phone. Suddenly, an overgrown brain in a jar decided to speak up and break the silence.
Mother Brain: So, should we actually do it?
Mumbling came around a bit, then head nods arised.
Porky: I got nothin' else to do today. Let's do it!
Cheers arose through the air, and the plans began.
King Hippo: I'll make nachos!
Partying again, and Ganondorf hushed them all.
Ganondorf: Wait, wait. Not all of us can go today. We are going to be in the challenge for the competition today. You know what that means...
Akuma: We get to cause pain!
They then took a vote, choosing whether to stay for the assigned challenge, or go invade Yoshi's Island. It was split down the middle so some would stay and some would go. Why would they be asked to enter a challenge today, has the world gone mad?! No, not really.
Tabuu began to alert the residents of Yoshi's island about the grave news he received.
Tabuu: We are all going to be attacked by Ridley!
Yoshi: YOSHI! (We're all gonna die!)
Tabuu: Shall we prepare for war!?
PT was puzzled on what to do. Another Yoshi, a kinder one to be exact, ran up and approached Tabuu. He urged him to follow him so they could speak with their chief.
Yoshi: YOSSHHHI. (Oh not that buffoon. I think he only got the throne began he's too fat to be evacuated from the thing)
PT: Is our vacation ruined?
Yoshi heard this and smiled. They traveled into a little tent, and an obese Yoshi with marking on his face nodded as they approached him. The kinder Yoshi approached the chief, but then the other Yoshi knocked him aside.
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi. (Let me handle this, chump)
Yoshi walked up and stared at the bloated Yoshi sitting on the throne
Yoshi: (Alright lardo, war's coming. What are we going to do?)
Chief Yoshi: ...eh.
PT: The man has spoken, party!
Tabuu: Idiots.
By now, everyone was trying their best to keep away from Zelda. They made it quite noticeable with the 500m distance they kept from her at all times.
Dry Bowser: This sucks!
Ness: Guis, it's goina bee ay challenwge too shay ahay frum Zealdah.
Daroach: Translation?
Ness: Translation: Zelda's hot. You all need me anyways, now bow down to me and call me Geno!
Everyone cocked an eyebrow
Fox: Who's Geno? And how did you learn to speak like that so well all the sudden?
Ness: Wha?
Waluigi: You talked, spill the beans!
Waluigi started smacking him with his tennis racket, but Game and Watch smacked him in the head with his frying pan and knocked him out. He beeped in joy. Ness ran into the forest once again.
Luigi: Doesn't anyone find that odd?
Falcon: What, Waluigi's hideous looks?
Luigi: No, no! Well, yes, but how did Ness just speak there?
Everyone scratched their chins in contemplation, before forgetting 5 seconds later and trying to keep away from Zelda.
Meta Knight: Fools.
Meta Knight saw at the fire with Zelda. He did not feel the need to run from her he was able to concentrate despite her attempts.
Zelda: Meta hunny, could you get me some water?
Meta Knight: No. Get it yourself.
Zelda: Well I never!
She got up and walked away. Zelda was always offended by how Meta Knight refused to help her out at all. Or anyone for that matter. He decided to go cut up firewood and test his sword out once more, happy to be reunited with his favorite object in the world.
Meta Knight: My love, Galaxia, is only for you.
Meta Knight glanced around,hoping no one heard him, and continued cutting wood. Zelda was meanwhile getting frustrated.
Zelda: Will one of you come over her and give me a massage?
They all hid behind Waluigi's unconscious body. Dry Bowser's shell jutted out, making them highly noticeable. She walked up toward them and they all fled again.
Zelda: Playing hard to get or something? Like, how stupid.
She just grabbed Waluigi's body and dragged him over to her bed and used him as a pillow. Once they were a safe distance again, Fawful spoke.
Fawful: Let's hope like soda that he doesn't prevail in the challenge of chickens!
Meanwhile, Ness was crouched in his hole in the forest. Geno smirked.
Ness: Dat was outt of karacptor! (That was out of character!)
Geno: Well look, you need to be the alpha male in this game! And I found Zelda sort of hot...
Ness: Soop taiking ovehurr mee! Beno! I' . . .
Geno jolted back a little at the last part with the sudden change of tone and out of place comment.
Geno: I'm gonna take a little walk now...
Geno hopped off Ness' shoulder and went for a stroll.
Geno: Is my training really messing up the kid? Or is something else at work?
Game and Watch saw the Lumas coming which meant that a challenge was approaching. Falcon looked in glee and started his song.
Falcon: Itsssss challenge time! Challenge challenge challenge, challenge time! ...challenge time! Challenge challenge challenge, challenge time!
Everyone glared at Falcon, Fox added in another line.
Fox: Challenge challenge challenge, challenge time!
Daroach: Would you shut up?
Fox: Sorry, it's kind of catchy.
Luckily for Ness, this alerted him in time to him to retreat out of the forest and join the group.
Rosalina: Indeed it is challenge time! Anyways, the Eggplant Wizard will tell you the challenge today.
Eggplant Wizard waltzed in and sucked in his breath.
Eggplant Wizard: Ne he! The challenge today is... Boss Barrage! All of you will go through the 10 assigned bosses, and whoever's still left at the end, wins!
Rosalina activated the portals, and everyone hopped in. She then called out before it shut.
Rosalina: Sorry about the people you may meet here huns! They promised they would be nice!
The All Stars landed in a room full of swirling images like Mushrooms, Triforces, Metroid, all glowing in a cold, dark black room. Before them appeared Petey Pirahna...again. Luigi hopped in front of the group in his karate stance.
Luigi: Haven't you have enough of the green machine- waaaahhh!
Luigi was instantly slammed by a cannon ball and thrown off the stage
Dry Bowser: Dohohoho!
Ness: Woirk azz a teem guiys! (Work as a team guys!)
Zelda: Yeah, like get with the program. Least I'm not in a cage this time around.
Petey smashed Zelda with a cage, and Zelda started throwing magic at Petey. Ness used PK fire from one side, and Game and Watch used his match on the other side. Everyone else attacked a random part of the body. Soon, Petey went down and everyone but Luigi managed to pass round 1.
They were moved to stage two: Rayquaza. Fox sat on the side and used his blaster, same as Game and Watch, who flipped bacon at Rayquaza.
Fox: I think you would be better close up buddy.
Rayquaza roared, and when he shot out projectiles, Fox pushed him forwards to absorb them with his bucket. Fawful was punching Rayquaza with the pair of metallic gloves Daroach built him recently while at camp. Soon, the battle was over and Rayquaza was done.
Daroach: At this rate, We'll be done in no time.
They were transported to Ridley. Ridley swooped at them and Meta Knight jumped on his head and performed his Mach Tornado. Ridley was pestered by this, and thrashed around, giving people opportunities to attack the disturbed beast. Game and Watch turned 2D to avoid any attacks.
Dry Bowser: Pff, come 'ere you skinny looking chicken!
Dry Bowser approached Ridley, but was scratched in the eyes, blinding him temporarily.
Dry Bowser: Low blow! Even for me!
Dry Bowser decided to blindly grab around until he felt something in his hands, then tossed Game and Watch at Ridley. Ridley crashed into a wall and took Game and Watch with him. Meta Knight just jumped off his head in time.
Fawful: You overgrown skeletal bag of bones, stop eliminating everybody! The first time was funnier than cats in a litterbox with Green bean...but the 2D pizza buffalo does not fly!
Dry Bowser: Hey squirt...shut it!
Once again they were transported without notice, right in front of Porky. Porky released mini Porkys at the remaining nine contestants, and they all dodged them pretty easily.
Dry Bowser: Finally a challenge I like! Hurting people!
Dry Bowser rushed to Porky, hopped in the air, and performed a Bowser Bomb, sending Porky into oblivion.
Dry Bowser: Hurry up already you stupid teleporter!
Just as the Teleporter activated, Falcon cheered when he noticed he was on the Falcon Flyer and hopped in the pilot seat. Unfortunately Meta Ridley came in quick and picked up Daroach and Meta Knight before chucking them off the flyer.
Fox: Again? We just finished this guy!
Meta Ridley screeched and snapped at Ness. Ness continually used PK fire, and it took a toll on Meta Ridley. Fox spammed his blaster, and Fawful fired his fireballs, while also pulling certain beans from his pocket.
Fawful: Cakletta told me that these beans work like horse teeth, are they that godly?
Fawful tossed then, and they turned into bean, the bean enemies from Superstar Saga. They hopped on Meta Ridley and ripped his wings up. Falcon hopped out of the Flyer he was operating the whole time and waved to them.
Falcon: Hi guys!
Fox: Get back to the wheel get back to the wheel!
Falcon: Oh yeah. Forgot about that!
Meta Ridley swooped down at Falcon who began charging his Falcon punch. Fox decided to take control of the flyer instead.
Fox: W-what? This is nothing like an Arwing! We're going down!
Falcon managed to Falcon punch Ridley into the ceiling above, and Fox attempted escaping the Falcon Flyer also, but couldn't find the eject button.
Fox: Hey Falcon...before I plummet into the abyss, where's the escape button!
Falcon began to explain.
Falcon: It's right next to the giant green button with the picture of my face, and near the yellow button to the top.
Fox: I can't find it, I'm near I think. There's an orange button and a lever here...
Falcon: No no no, it's away from the lever, move to the right, there's a giant blue button that should eject you.
Fox shifted his fingers to the other side of the console.
Fox: I see another red button, and a teal button als- ah screw it.
Fox went down with the ship, and the final opponent was awaiting them. No one was there.
Zelda: Where's the boss? Is he busy buying Landmasters?
Tabuu was supposed to be here, but he quit, so a different force appeared: Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Fools!
Falcon: Ganondorf, we missed ya buddy!
Falcon approached to hug him, but he Warlock punched him all the way to tomorrow.
Dry Bowser: Oh *&**!
Fawful: This is worse than a cactus eating a marble!
Zelda, Dry Bowser, Fawful and Ness remained.
Ganondorf: Congratulations you four. You will be shortly eliminated. I have more power than any of the previous bosses, you feel the heat?
He then took a short glance at Zelda and smiled with distaste.
Ganondorf: How did you even last longer than me?
Zelda: Because, like, I have class. You court wizard
Ganondorf growled and charged towards them. Fawful took the front line and tossed more beans and fireballs before being knocked aside by Ganon like he wasn't even there. Dry Bowser, Ness, and Zelda all made a wall and stood their ground.
Ganondorf: Who shall I take out first...
Ness ran up and tried to throw him off the stage. Ganondorf grabbed the ledge and climbed back on.
Ganondorf: Tricky are we? Oh, hold on a second..
Ganondorf pulled out his sword and inspected it, before placing it back.
Ganondorf: Wrong pocket.
Ganondorf picked up his cell phone and answer.
Ganondorf: Hello? Dimentio? Yes, you can lead the assault I suppose this time over there.
Dry Bowser and Zelda stood in silence. Meanwhile Ness attempted to make a surprise attack.
Ness: Youu muisst perisha!
Ness began to used a move called PK rockin', before Ganondorf held out his hand and began to dark choke him, not even looking at him as he was fixated on his conversation. Ganondorf then flung Ness over his shoulder like a rag doll and off the stage.
Ganondorf: Yes, anyways if you want to create your own army of Yoshis then go for it. Yes you can hurt Tabuu. Wait, what? Do I want something at the drive in? Why are you at the drive in right now, you're supposed to be taking over Yoshi's Island! Fine, fine, just get me a soda, I'm watching my figure...
Dry Bowser and Zelda meanwhile discussing a plan on how to take out Ganondorf.
Zelda: Like, you go first and use yourself as a shield so I can attack from behind.
Dry Bowser: Like hell! You go first! He's your mortal enemy!
Zelda: I don't think so...
Zelda began to place her smooth skinned hand upon Dry Bowser's chin.
Dry Bowser: W-What are you doing?
Zelda: Now go, my pet!
Ganondorf was finally finishing his call.
Ganondorf: Yes, so a soda, fries, 2 burgers, and I'm good. No I'm not overdoing it. Can't I spoil myself once in a while? Shut up you diamond freak clown! Bye! I hang up first? Ok.
Ganondorf shut his phone after a 5 minute call and noticed Dry Bowser approaching him.
Ganondorf: Ok I'm just going to get this over with now- oof!
Instead of Dry Bowser running full speed at Ganondorf like expected, he instead grabbed Zelda and flung her towards Ganondorf, sending him clinging onto the edge with Zelda screaming as she fell. She tried teleporting to grab the ledge, but Ganondorf hogged it and grinned before pulling himself up.
Dry Bowser: I may be powerless at times, as impossible that may seem to women...but NOTHING beats a good fight!
Dry Bowser laughed heartily. Ganondorf scoffed half approvingly.
Ganondorf: How devious. Maybe I should of invited you to the Yoshi's Island party.
Dry Bowser: Wait a second...
He just realized that the assault on Yoshi's Island did not involve him joining it.
Dry Bowser: You left me out of your plans again? Screw you!
Ganondorf tried mustering up an excuse.
Ganondorf: Oh, but you were busy with this weren't you?
Dry Bowser: I only joined because my life is such a bore with Mario and Peach in retirement, and...that other taller version of Mario being here also. I-I don't know what I would do without the-Don't lie to me!
Ganondorf: You're right, we just don't like you.
Ganondorf gave a half smirk. Dry Bowser charged on all fours towards Ganondorf, sidestepping his warlock punch and smashing him with all his might. Ganondorf moved an inch.
Ganondorf: Alright time to finish thi-
His phone rang and Ganondorf picked it up again in frustration.
Ganondorf: I'm in the middle of something, call bac- what? Right now? I'm busy! You don't need me to go over there and yell that stupid line! Fine should I do it over the phone? It sounds better in person?
Ganondorf took a glance over at Dry Bowser who was beginning to move towards him now, arming his claws. Ganondorf finished his conversation again.
Ganondorf: Grr, well I don't want this to go all day. Honestly, how incapable are you? I'll be there in a minute you worm, scram!
Ganondorf clicked his fingers and a shadowy portal appeared.
Ganondorf: No time to deal with you. Bigger plans.
Ganondorf hopped in the portal as Dry Bowser attempted to follow, only for the portal to shut on him followed by a loud, bellowing loud. Either way. Dry Bowser won the challenge. Through the skills of sacrificing others lucky breaks, and just being a plan jerk, he was victorious.
Dry Bowser: Hell ya! King of koopas right here!
He fist pumped and a rainbow portal opened up courtesy of Rosalina. He hopped in and arrived in front of the rest of the cast. Falcon was not to be seen though.
Luigi: Guess we'll a see Falcon tomorrow.
Waddle Dee, Rosalina, Vivi, and Eggplant Wizard were out to congratulate Dry Bowser on the victory at the challenge. Zelda held her finger up to her neck and made a slitting motion. Everyone still kept their distance away from her. Or tried to anyways.
Rosalina: Here's your idol!
Rosalina: pulled out the Mario and Luigi buddy idol and Dry Bowser looked in disgust.
Dry Bowser: Can't you redesign that stupid thing?!
Luigi: Hey!
Dry Bowser: Quiet green guy! It's sure an eyesore!
Vivi then interrupted with a proposal.
Vivi: A-Actually you can trade your immunity in today or this potion I created today.
Dry Bowser looked at the potion in a giant eggplant container.
Meta Knight: Hideous.
Daroach: What an awful design!
Vivi: My apologies, I made the potion. Eggplant Wizard provided the container.
Eggplant Wizard: Isn't it gorgeous! Do ho!
Vivi: How the potion works is that we all know you've been rather...irrational without your skin lately. This potion will revive your former exterior.
Rosalina: You will be beautiful again! Or just less...not beautiful. Very, very slightly.
Dry Bowser thought for a whole 2 seconds before taking the potion and lathering it all over his bones.
Dry Bowser: What now?
Dry Bowser began to flash in a glorious light. It began to burn everyone's eyes and when the flash was over, Bowser was back in his original scaly form.
Bowser: Yes! Finally! I am even more manly than before! Wicked!
In celebration, he picked up Waluigi who was dusting off Daroach's sleeping area and skipped him across the sea like a rock. Waluigi emitted a sound for every time he hit the water while sailing across it with every skip he made.
Waluigi: Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa!
Everyone else just kind of offered an awkward nod. They didn't really care either way, agreeing that it was better than looking at empty bones all day.
Waddle Dee: Alright back to game folks! Bowser is no longer immune to votes tonight with the choice of the potion!
The hosts left upon their Lumas, and the game was on. The scrambling commenced, except for Meta Knight who decided to take a seat on a log next to the fire. Bowser was also busy admiring his complexion in the ocean next coasting upon the island's surface. Whenever the water began to ripple too much he would pound it in frustration, only making it wave even more. Fox took an odd glance at him before meeting with a group composed of himself, Luigi, Ness, Daroach, and newly added members Fawful and Game and Watch. Falcon was still missing due to Ganondorf's attack. They were hidden deep in the forest this time to avoid Zelda, perched up in a tree and shrouded by the branches.
Luigi: Where's a Falcon?
Daroach: Oh I'm sure he'll be back before the votes at 12 am. What a stupid time to vote...
They all took a cautious glance around for Zelda before continuing their discussion.
Ness: Sow, woo arr thei numbiknees? (So, who are the nominees?)
Daroach raised an eyebrow in confusion.
Fawful: Who are the victims of our unmatched powerful votes of yam clams?!
Daroach: Ahh, I believe the people we could vote for are...
Ness spoke up again, spitting in protest.
Ness: Yoo kane oll underrstind hem bitter dan meh even?! (You can understand him better than me?!)
Luigi: Relax Ness, we a got this. Why don't you a take watch for anyone approaching us?
Ness grumbled a little and hopped down from the tree, scanning left and right.
Daroach: Anyways, I believe primarily Zelda is a target we must eliminate. Most of us are incapable to resist her charms.
They nodded in concurrence.
Fox: Especially you Luigi. I mean, sheesh!
Game and Watch beeped in laughter. Luigi pointed an accusing finger at Game and Watch.
Luigi: I didn't see you trying to exactly a resist her either!
Daroach: Well I am certainly able to repel her advances. I'm sure she's trying to plot right now, however she can.
Zelda and Meta Knight were sitting, staring at the fire without uttering any words for about five minutes. Finally, Zelda decided to speak.
Zelda: So, where are they?
Meta Knight did not stare up from the ground.
Zelda: I know you know their location.
Meta Knight raised his head now.
Meta Knight: Hardly.
Zelda: You know! I will break you down until I learn and take them all under my thumb! Then, then I can take out Bowser. Yes...I'll be back hun.
Zelda stood up and approached Bowser, who was still gushing about his returned skin.
Zelda: Looking very handsome, Bowser.
Bowser was still fixated on himself in the water. Zelda got frustrated and slapped the water, splashing him in the face.
Bowser: What's the big idea you witch?!
Zelda: Why I ought to put you in your plac- I mean, just wanted someone to talk to.
Zelda played with her dress a bit and swerved left to right. Bowser was not impressed.
Bowser: Look if you want my help it'll require a kiss.
Zelda lurched back and shut her eyes, before finally caving in and kissing Bowser straight on the lips.
Bowser: Yes! Take that Mario Bros!
Bowser then looked at her thankfully for a brief second before staring at his reflection again.
Bowser: She may be cute, but we all know I'm the best looking around here again.
Zelda yelled in frustration and pushed Bowser's face into the water before sulking over to the fire. Meta Knight was drawing images in the ground with his sword about him defeating Kirby in combat.
Zelda: Any answers yet?
Meta Knight: No.
Meta Knight truly did not know the location of the other All Stars, probably because he simply did not care. His anti social skills drove a huge wedge between him and the rest of the cast. He didn't noticed Zelda crawling towards him and staring into his beady yellow eyes.
Zelda: Come here stud.
She cooed and gently placed her hands on his mask, which made Meta Knight whip out his sword and point it at her face.
Meta Knight: Think again.
Zelda was taken aback by this and stared not at Meta Knight, but at the sword he held in his stubby hands. It reminded her of Link.
Zelda: Liiiiink!
Zelda began to shed some tears, Meta Knight said nothing.
Zelda: It's so hard defending myself without him her for me. Voted out so early, all because he saved me. It's not fair! Everyone here is scared to come near me except you Meta Knight! What do I do without him, I'm hopeless!
Zelda buried her face into Meta Knight's mask, bawling her eyes out. He did not move back, struggling to figure out how to comprehend this situation. This time, he deduced...these were not fake emotions being emitted.
Meta Knight : ... Zelda.
She looked up at him in surprised, stifling her tears for a moment.
Meta Knight: You need to embrace your independence; learn to fight your own battles with whatever skills you have at your disposal. You are capable or converting people with your skills of persuasion. I myself do not approve of your tactics myself nor do I fall victim to them as my motivation comes through my vow to keep my honor intact at all times. Despite this, everyone has their strengths and flaws that they must utilize in order to survive. I commend that you can capitalize on your strengths and you have the determination to drive through and assert yourself as a person who can fend for herself and not have to rely on someone else.
Zelda looked up absolutely stunned at Meta Knight. Did he just speak more than one word to her?
Zelda: M-M-Meta Knight.
Meta Knight then slunk back and focused on his drawings.
Meta Knight: I'll vote with you.
Zelda smiled and hugged Meta Knight. Knowing she didn't want to push her limits with Meta Knight's personal space, she backed away to the other side of the fireplace and looked much more at peace. Bowser was too entranced by himself to noticed any of the events that just occurred behind him. The rest of the All Stars finished up their discussion. Fox began to take a deep breath and opened his mouth wide. Everyone grabbed his mouth so he could only whisper the words as opposed to screaming them like he was about to do.
Fox: So nominees include Zelda, Meta Knight, and Bowser?
They all agreed, and climbed out of the tree hiding them. Nightfall approached and everyone was ready to made their trip to the REJECTANCE ROOM. Suddenly, Falcon came crashing through the skies and plummeted in front of Fox's feet at 12:01 am of the next day.
Falcon: Woah! I swear I could taste space! What did I miss?
Fox quickly whispered a name in his ear and he nodded his head like an over excited puppy dog. Given Fox's loud volume level though, this did not matter and the name he whispered was revealed with a distressed glance from everyone else. The trek to the REJECTANCE ROOM included rides by Lumas, SS Anne cruise, Mario karts, etc...
Fawful: The distance to the voting room is longer than a licorice stick covered in mustard on a Tuesday!
Game and Watch nodded his head and scratched his chin.
Falcon: I think it's fun! Wish it was longer! Don't you all enjoy the bonding time?
Falcon wrapped his arms around Bowser and Meta Knight, who both glared at him before he retreated back. Finally, 2 hours later, they were at the REJECTANCE ROOM.
Waddle Dee: Took you all long enough!
Daroach: Gee, sure is a mystery as to why.
Game and Watch beeped angrily and waved his turtle Blipp in the air, showing the blisters on his turtles feet from the long walk.
Rosalina: Oh your poor turtle! I'll look into it ok? First, time to check in! I''ll leave out Meta Knight.
Meta Knight nodded in satisfaction.
Rosalina: Game and Watch! Feeling vulnerable tonight?
Game and Watch took a look at Rosalina and shrugged. He didn't really think much about anything, a rather simplistic, flat character he was...
Rosalina: Fawful! You custard man of mustard! Have anything to contribute today?
Fawful: As a matter of fact, yes! I chased after two chickens and tried to divide by 0! It was greater than an ostrich realizing it's actually people!
Luigi looked his nemesis with a cocked eyebrow.
Luigi: He never was a same every since me and my brother defeated him on two separate occasions!
Fawful growled and looked at him with his swirling eyes.
Fawful: Green bean! I'm not the one with the president of Nintendo on his side, glued like an aardvark addicted to the sound of itself sneezing Christmas tunes! Once I win this game, I will make you eat your words...with mustard!
Luigi and Fawful growled at eachother. Bowser cut in.
Bowser: If I may add, I hate them both. That is all.
Rosalina: Bowser! Yes! How did you feel about throwing away immunity for your skin restoration?
Bowser: Wouldn't trade it for the world! Well, maybe. I would like to conquer the world, muahaha!
Rosalina turned and scanned everyone's eyes again. She then locked on Zelda.
Waddle Dee: Zelda, outspoken last council, quiet today. What gives?
Zelda: Oh nothing. A lot on my mind. Don't take mind to me.
Rosalina: took one final question in and talked to Falcon.
Rosalina: Falcon! How did it feel to be defeated by Ganondorf in the challenge?
Bandana Dee chimed in
Bandana Dee: Badly if I may add?
Falcon was silent for a moment, before pounding his chest once and standing up from his seat.
Falcon: A falcon strives to win, and will rise from the ashes!
He sat back down again. Fox began to stand up but was pulled down by Daroach.
Rosalina: Without further ado, time to vote! Ness, you're up first.
Ness nodded his head and walked up to write his vote. After, everyone else followed suite and after, Rosalina floated the votes over to her, not moving from place. Luigi gushed to himself.
Luigi: So perfect she a doesn't even need to try...
Rosalina held the pot up and began to read the votes.
Rosalina: First vote, Bowser
Bowser didn't flinch.
Rosalina: Second vote, Bowser.
Bowser took a quick glance around, then stroked his skin again.
Rosalina: Well, the rest of the 8 votes are strictly for...
Zelda beamed her eyes nervously, but sunk back as Rosalina read the name.
Rosalina: Zelda. Time to go.
Zelda got up and payed little attention to anyone there. She offered a quick smile to Meta Knight though before entering the cannon and launching herself back to Hyrule, probably to figure out a plan to take back Hyrule castle from Ganondorf.
Rosalina: With that, the last girl in the game has been eliminated! I hope you are all satisfied at looking at me now for the next councils!Guys?
Rosalina had to snap her fingers as the All Stars snapped back to the normal state after staring at her. Eggplant Wizard then intercepted.
Eggplant Wizard: I'm a girl though!
Everyone looked shocked and also disgusted.
Waddle Dee: Really!?
Eggplant Wizard: No. I lied. But wouldn't I be pretty if I really was a women...
Everyone just decided to walk away as he continued to rambled senselessly to himself. Bowser just realized that Zelda was the last girl in the game and cursed under his breath. Meta Knight almost looked sad for once when Zelda was eliminated from the game.
Meta Knight: Farewell...
Everyone else cheered and clapped hands. Was this truly victory, or would another threat rise again?
Waluigi: I'm back! Wa ha ha! They may of tried eliminating me off the island, but I had an idol!
Waluigi swam miles upon miles to get back to the All Star's campsite. No one was back from the REJECTANCE ROOM yet so he was all alone. Then, he tossed an eggplant on the beach and gloated.
Waluigi: That's my idol! Wah! Waaaah! I will win this game!
Waluigi then looked around a brief second before cleaning the beach again of...sand. Yes, he began to toss sand into the water, assuming he was cleaning up the beach.
Waluigi: Wa ha ha! I rule, they drool!
Akuma was kneeling to the Gerudo lord Ganondorf, along with the Shadow queen,Cakletta, Metal Sonic, and Nightmare. The Majora's mask was hanged up on the wall behind them.
Shadow Queen: Ganondorf, is there any request from you?
Ganondorf: Yes, yes there is: Get me the All Stars.
Zelda: Bowser
Meta Knight: Bowser
Fox: Zelda
Bowser: Zelda
Game and Watch: Zelda
Fawful: Zelda
Luigi: Zelda
Daroach: Zelda
Ness: Zelda
Falcon: Zelda
Bowser: I'm the sexiest one on the island now!
Daroach: Another threat is out of the game.
Fox: ...MISSION, COMPLETE!
Zelda, final words: I gave it my best, and I did better than Link and Ganondorf! Wisdom over all! I'm ready to see you again Link! No more running, let's take back Hyrule together!