So I've been on vacation in China for the last couple of weeks… long story short, this story got lost. :'(
School's started, and I've had camps leading up to that, I'm so sorry! But, here it is- the next chapter, after forever.
41. Pokemon Go Rivalries are… intense…
Actually, intense is cutting it. It's more like World War III- Pikachu Version than it is a rivalry. America, Prussia, Denmark, France, and Spain are Team Instinct, and they take offense t made about Spark or Instinct. Wasn't Instinct supposed to be the calm team that just casually dabs memes on the sides?
42. Axe or any "large" quantity of deodorant is not allowed. Just, no.
Somebody please save my smol cinnamon bun Denmark. He may be pure angel feathers, but when it comes to Axe, he's a fucking devil. Everything is sprayed with Axe, from his axe, to his car. Hair gel? No need for that- Axe deodorant does the trick! But when you can use deodorant to gel up your hair Netherlands-style, you know you've got a problem. Plus, you either smell like decaying fungi, or socks that haven't been washed in a week. Please, Denmark, just use the deodorant correctly.
43. Set off the fire alarm.
Fires are not good for the nations. Every nation's capital has been burnt before, whether major or minor. Fire holds no good memories for the nations, and the thought of fire can cause major panic. Furthermore, the fire alarm is just so annoying, and to have that blaring on and on as the World Meeting is thrown in chaos could drive even Russia insane, and he's already reached insanity.
44. Prank call-during a World Meeting.
Make sure that your victim (England, usually) has an embarrassing ringtone (Miley Cyrus, every time, because America has nothing else), then turn that volume up, and call them acting as "Ledo's Pizza and Pasta", and when they act confused, tell them "Alright, so you're one of our other customers. This is Ledo's Underground Network, you kill 'em, we dispose them!" The look on their face is worth it.
45. Meme-offs should not exist.
I love memes. You love memes. We all love memes, unless you're one of the sensible countries who actually want to get work done, or if you don't know what a meme is. (coughcough Austria coughcough) Meme-offs are loud, noisy, and completely disrupting- especially if one of the Awesome Trio is in that meme-off, which is always, seeing as they're the only ones who really get memes. Poor France, the second someone mentions memes, he's out. That derpy Spongebob Squarepants meme that Prussia once showed him is the essence of ugly, and makes him puke every time he thinks of it.
TEEAAAMMM INSTICT! Who can't resist the Denmark-lookalike? His name even rhymes with Denmark; Team Instinct's leader Spark, and Denmark!
I'm so sorry this is so late, but I'm finally done! Yay! the next one should be Olympic themed, even though the Olympics are over.