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Dear Mortals,

How's it going? This is Carter, by the way. Me and Sadie are going to write out names at the end of our sentences for all of you people who have devices that don't show italics. -Carter

Yeah. For example, right now it's the most amazingest magician of all time -me! -Sadie

She means Sadie. Also, seriously sis? What in Ra's name is 'amazingest'? Honestly! -Carter

The awesome new word I just invented. It's not my fault you have no sense of humour, dear brother. -Sadie

I do so have a sense of humour! It just doesn't pop up very often! -Carter

*rolls eyes* Of course. That explains it. Anyways, we decided to write to you all today because last year, seven demigods sang you Christmas carols. We thought it'd be only fit to do something of our own.

But obviously, we don't want to copy them. Since not all families celebrate Christmas (And we're aware that it's not Christmas today, just Christmas Eve), we decided to include all types of holidays! -Carter

Yeah. And there'll be no singing, since that would take too much work -I mean, we're trying to be original. -Sadie

To all those people that celebrate Hanukkah, we're sorry that you guys didn't get a chapter dedicated on your holiday. Same for those who celebrate the winter solstice and St. Lucia's Day. Still, we hoped you had fun. -Carter

If you celebrate Kwanzaa, though, habari gani! Hope you guys have fun on December 26th-January 1st. Have fun at karamu, and remember to eat lots of food! -Sadie

If you celebrate Christmas, then we hope that your's this year is merry. Hopefully you're name is on Santa's nice list and you get lots of presents! -Carter

If you celebrate Three King's Day, or the Feast of Epiphany, then we hope you enjoy this day and make tons of memories with your friends and family. -Sadie

If you celebrate Boxing Day, then we hope you enjoy all the sales and get lots of great deals! -Carter

If you celebrate Omisoka, then we hope you eat plenty of delicious toshikoshi-soba. Don't worry about watching your weight -after all, you've spent plenty of time cleaning your houses. Drink Amazake, sing your heat out on December 31, and in short, have a great time! -Sadie

If you celebrate New Year's Eve, then we hope you're going to a party this year. And if not, maybe next year you will! All types of events are hosted on this day and it's a good reason as any to get out and have some fun. Then again, you could be like me and stay home reading a book. -Carter

…That's your idea of fun? Seriously? -Sadie

What? It's enjoyable! And they should definitely be enjoying themselves this month. -Carter

True. Also, sorry if we missed any holidays that you celebrate. There's so many that it's hard to keep track, and we wish you a good time anyways. -Sadie

Yeah. Hey, we should do that to everyone, though. -Carter

You know, sometimes you actually have semi-decent ideas, darling brother. On three. -Sadie

Two. -Carter

One! -Sadie

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! -Kane siblings

Best wishes,

Carter and Sadie Kane

Again, sorry if I missed any holidays, I honestly freaked when I saw all those celebrations listed on the websites I went to, and wondered if those were all or if there were more and so on. I only meant to list holidays in December, but then I felt it'd be unfair to those who celebrate holidays starting in January, but it's not January, but what do I do and this thing popped out. So yeah. Happy holidays? Review to give me a Christmas gift!